I am Alice

Therefore, after the blind date meeting was interrupted unexpectedly, I ran away alone, and asked Xiaoye to come out to meet again afterwards. She did not refuse, but thought that we could meet again and talk about it.

The result was like this, two shapeshifters who pretended to be their real identities had a second blind date meeting, but they didn't know what tricks they would make this time.

Chapter 7. Self-made Shura field

The second blind date meeting, because this time my goal is to come here directly for the purpose of messing up and blowing up, so I directly set the date at the place I am interested in, Internet cafe God of War~!

It should be called an Internet cafe now. After I changed my job and became a squat at home, I rarely spend time alone in this kind of place. It is a bit unsuitable for a crowded and noisy environment.

But now Internet cafes are the number one high-end consumer environment, and there are many private and quiet private rooms inside. I directly found a private room for two people to sit down, and then started to play on my own.

Obviously, I'm going to show off this time, and directly expose the most stretched part of myself to Miss Yuyihu. She will absolutely hate me, and then find an excuse to leave. All are happy results.

Happy Baboon 14 Kingdee playing cards and birds, after a while, Miss Yuyihu came. She didn't seem to know how to address me, and finally called out hesitantly.

"It's okay to call you Erha, right?"

"No problem, that's what my friends call me."

I signaled Miss Yuyihu to sit beside me, and I didn't deliberately turn my head to greet her, but just stared at the computer screen intently, and asked casually:

"Xiaoye, what drink do you drink? I ordered an iced Coke myself."

"I want a Coke as well." Miss Yuyihu is not disgusted with the happy water in the fat house. It is better to say that the current environment makes her more relaxed, which is a familiar daily feeling.

"Do you usually like to play games? My hobby is playing games. I play games at home when I have nothing to do."

Opening my mouth is a self-defeating hobby. I wantonly exposed my nerd nature. According to the past blind date practice, as long as the woman hears that I am such a person, she will probably have contemptuous thoughts in her heart.

"Actually, I also like playing games."

Hearing my self-explosive words, Xiaoye not only didn't feel that this person was very unscrupulous, but seemed to see a fellow like him, and became very interested.

It's not good.... This girl seems to have an otaku attribute, but - this is just the beginning.

I was not moved by Ms. Yuyihu's answer. Do you think that a single dog fighter who has failed more than 20 blind dates has earned his reputation.

Even a house has its own hobbies. For example, girls generally like rotten things, and men like harem showmen.

I don’t know if you have heard of it. There is an RPG butter called Black Fairy Tale, and I am a fan of it.

If you want to impress me, you must at least turn into a beautiful girl in a blonde maid outfit.

"Eh? What games do you like to play? Tell me."

According to my expectation, this girl is playing "League of Legends" at most. You must know that most people play "Glory of the King" with their mobile phones. The number of mobile game players far exceeds that of PC players. .

"It may be relatively unpopular. The game I like is called "Tomb Raider."

"It's actually a stand-alone player?!"

It amazes me, is this girl actually the type who likes to play stand-alone games? This is as rare as the rare ones.

"Huh? Have you heard of Tomb Raider!"

"After all, it is a time-honored triple-A masterpiece. There are even live-action movies. It's just that I have worked very hard to decipher the elements. I had to discard it after a period of time."

"In fact, deciphering is super interesting. I like deciphering games very much, but recently, the deciphering elements of "Tomb Raider" have become less and less, and it has gradually become more action games. It has no soul at all."

Good guy!After the chatterbox was opened, Miss Yuyihu began to complain to me constantly, and she also carried out missionary work by the way, deciphering the game No. [-] in the world · jpg.

Listening to her complaining and nagging for a while, I probably understand the hobbies of Yuyihu Xiaoye. She likes to decrypt this type of game, and usually goes to team up with her girlfriends to participate in the real room escape decryption game, just because of her hobbies It is too small, and it is difficult to meet fellows with common hobbies.

"It's really a small crowd..." Even I, who is interested in playing any game, has to admit that decryption is too brain-intensive, at least my dog's brain is not enough.

"By the way, do you know if there are any interesting decryption games?"

Hearing Xiaoye's question, I thought about it a little bit. Although I don't play decryption games very much, I still know a lot of games from various information channels.

"A decryption game, "Call of Cthulhu" seems to be a decryption game, but the essence of this game is that the more the decryption knows the truth, the faster you die."

"So if you want to pass the level, you can get a good ending if you don't know anything."

"It seems very interesting!" Miss Yuyihu showed a very interested look, and now it's very bad, it seems that I have led a good boy astray.

In this way, the chatting and chatting time passed quickly. If there is a common topic, no matter how long you stay, you will not feel bored. Ms. Yu Yihu is very satisfied with the appearance of this date.

Originally, as a man, he should invite girls to have dinner with him at night, but seeing the unexpected increase in favorability, I don't think it can go on smoothly like this, so I found an excuse to run away at night.

The second blind date ended like this, and each went back to each house to find each mother.

Regarding how to report today's results to my mother, I put this matter aside first, and I hurriedly asked my friends in the sand sculpture group to give me some advice to solve the immediate predicament.

Erha: "Blind date meeting, the girl's favorability for me is unexpectedly high, what should I do, wait online urgently"

Poisonous milk girl: "Open a house, sow seeds, get married, all in one go"

Erha: "Get out! I don't want to step into the grave of my life so early"

Meow Luo: "Isn't this good? The chance of a girl liking Erha is smaller than Mars hitting the earth. Why don't you take this opportunity to take her down?"

Erha: "No...how should I put it, although I feel that this girl is okay in all aspects, but the reason lies with me"

Poisonous Nanny: "Could it be that you won't lift it?"

Erha: "Low anus?"

Poisoned Milk Sha: "Come to fencing!"

The confrontation between sluts and sluts kept on talking in a few words, and after the fuss, the topic returned to the main topic.

Meow Luo: "Erha, do you have someone you like?"

Toxic Nanny: "Maybe he wants to fuck you"

Erha: "Fuck off, it's against the law to attack the mentally retarded"

Meowlo: "Have I upgraded from an idiot to Aqua?"

Erha: "Let's get down to business, in fact, it's almost a very critical feeling, just like Master Ha needs the hand of God. I feel that although the girl is a hand, she is a scratching hand."

Meow Luo: "Although I don't know what you want to say, but this description is inexplicable and understandable."

Erha: "In short, that's it, quickly help me find a way to support me."

Poisonous milk girl: "In this case, I suggest you invite Meowlo to play for a while, as long as the other party sees that you have such a good relationship with Xiaowu Lolita, not to mention how angry she is, she will definitely not want to talk to you anymore."

Erha: "Good idea! Wait—if my mother finds out about this situation and asks me who this little five loli is, what the hell should I do? Is it possible for me to attack the mentally retarded?"

Poisonous milk girl: "Just tell the truth, you are just meeting with friends you know. Could it be that your mother really asked you to chase down the transfigured person? This kind of thing is impossible even if you think about it."

Erha: "Indeed! There's nothing wrong with it. I didn't expect you to come up with a reliable idea."

Meowlo: "I'm being treated as Aqua again, I won't help you, give up."

Erha: "One order 648, you can choose the mobile game, I will cover the fare, I will pay for the meal, and I will book the hotel"

Meow Luo: "Deal!"

Just a stupid little five loli, it's so easy to handle.

Chapter 8. East Sees East

"Shura Field Version Dating Battle"

To put it simply, my family arranged a blind date, and Ms. Yuyihu had an unexpected crush on me, but because my real name was passive, I told the shapeshifter my real name, no matter it was language or words, I would become Alice. .

As long as it is not the real name, it can still be used in normal communication with the screen name "Erha".

It stands to reason that if an alias can be used, I should be able to use a homonymous name to confuse the past. For example, my name is Zhang San. When I report my name to the shapeshifter, I can use Zhang Shan. It should not trigger Real name is passive, right?

The conclusion is no, this is not a question of what the name is called, but a question of the concept of the real name. As long as I have the idea of ​​​​reporting the real name for the transformation, the result must be the appearance of Alice.

To describe it as an example, it's as if you bought a spiked hand and used it as a god's hand for Master Ke when you were hunting meat pigeons and strange merchants. This kind of self-deception will not work.

If I have been in contact with Ms. Yuyihu for too long, I will definitely be noticed that I cannot tell her my real name, and maybe the secret that I am a shapeshifter will be exposed.

And now I belong to a dangerous person with a murder case in hand. If my identity is exposed, I will be cornered like Yoshikage Kira, absolutely an oyster.

Therefore, I had to put aside the relationship with Miss Yuyihu quickly. Under the bad idea of ​​the group of friends, I called the little five loli to come to the rescue. As long as I create a Shura field date, the relationship will definitely fail smoothly.

In this way, before the third date, I told Ms. Yuyi Fox that a friend wanted to introduce her.

"Xiaoye, that man said he wanted to introduce a friend to you, didn't he?"

"Well, I'm also curious what his friends will be like."

After I sent this message, Yuyihu Xiaoye shared information with her girlfriends on a daily basis, analyzed my intentions and motives, and what to do next.

"Inexplicably, the guy who didn't even give his name clearly introduced his friend to you after only meeting him twice. His motives are impure."

"No problem, maybe his friend also likes decryption games, so he is going to introduce him to me."

Because the second date chat had too much affection for me, Xiaoye didn't think too much, but her best friend is not stupid and sweet.

"No, I want to go with you on the next date. Anyway, didn't that man say he wants to introduce a friend to you? You should introduce me to him too."

In order not to let her silly girl be cheated by a bad man who came out of nowhere, her best friend also went all out.

"It's not very good..." Xiaoye hesitated, she said the key to the problem.

"You can't disguise your image, it will be very troublesome to go with me."

Yes, Xiaoye's best friend is also a shape-shifter. Ms. Yuyihu can use black magic to disguise her appearance, but her best friend can't. Now shape-shifters are synonymous with trouble. Xiaoye doesn't want to make things too troublesome .

"If you don't take me with you, I'll go find you by myself. Don't blame me if your identity is revealed."

"I see... I will take you with me."

Succumbing to the threat of her best friend, Yuyihu Xiaoye can only honestly bring her along on the next date, and things get troublesome.

"Hmph! If you want to be your boyfriend Xiaoye, you have to pass my test."

The best friend who protects the calf, she is determined to take a good look at the man who went on a blind date with Xiaoye. If she doesn't like it, she can find a chance to do something wrong.

Just like that, when it was time to meet for the third date, a very strange, very strange picture appeared.

I, the man, came on a date with a little five loli, and Gu Mingjue.

Xiaoye, the woman, stood in front of a long-horned loli, where did she pick up the watermelon?

Suitaka Ibuki, Shuten-douji from Oriental Fantasy Township, Ghost Horn, Blonde Lolita, and Drunkard, is nicknamed Watermelon among the charioteers.

Now, I brought a little five loli, Xiaoye brought a watermelon, and the two loli stared at each other with small eyes.

"Little five?"

"watermelon?"

They are both Che Wan Transformers, Gu Ming Jijue and Ibuki Cuixiang knew who they were at the first glance, and then it was Xiaoye and I's turn to be embarrassed, what the hell is going on.

"Ahahaha, this is the friend I want to introduce to you. I have a good relationship with a fool. She is a shapeshifter."

"Yeah, actually, I also want to introduce my best friend to you today. She is also a shapeshifter."

After explaining our respective situations to each other, Ms. Yuyihu and I fell into silence at the same time. The atmosphere is still weird.

Provoking... I was careless, Xiaoye is a shapeshifter, and it is not surprising that she has friends who are shapeshifters. The tactic of sacrificing Meowloo failed, and now it is embarrassing.

"Go! I invite you to eat ice cream, I know there is a very delicious ice cream."

"Really? Yes!"

When the two of us lived in Bengbu, Xigua held the hand of Xiaowu Lolita, and said in a snake-like tone that he wanted to entertain guests, while Miaoluo was an idiot, and was easily fooled by the temptation of ice cream.

"Well, you two just met."

I said it with some anxiety, but in the next second, I was despised by Xigua and Xiaowu Lolita together.

"What stupid things are you talking about? The two of us must have known each other in our previous lives." Watermelon said boldly.

"Huh?" I was dumbfounded.

"Because we wish to enter Gensokyo in the next life, we were friends in the previous life." Loli Xiao Wu explained confidently.

"Is everyone in the car like this?" I was quite speechless, but Ibuki Suika waved me unceremoniously to get out of here.

"Okay, Xiaoye will leave it to you, you must make her play happily, otherwise I will send you a "three-step waste" later. "

"You really think highly of me..."

"Three Steps of Destruction", the profound meaning of the four heavenly kings of the ghost clan, belongs to Shuten Doji Ibuki Suika's ultimate move, she is trying to crush me to death without leaving any scum.

As a result, Xigua ran away to play with Xiaowu Lolita, leaving Xiaoye and I at a loss. This script has been weird from the beginning.