I am Alice

"Because she has a boyfriend." Lu Chongchong's tone was extremely disappointed, and I was stunned.

Good guy.... No wonder he came to trouble me. His feelings were revenged on the society after being sprinkled with dog food. This kid is really distorted.

"Anyway, no one wants me anymore, only Alice, and only Alice needs someone. Take me to the incredible country."

The green worm who is splashing and rolling, this hard-working child is definitely in Green's mind, but it's no wonder it is distorted into this way, it's too miserable.

"I'm not your Alice, don't look for me."

"I don't care, you are the Alice I'm looking for!"

"you are annoying!"

I couldn't stand the green bug anymore, so I opened the bird cage, let her out, and made a gesture to drive away the flies.

"You can go wherever you like. You can transform into Yellif. You can create Green or Alice yourself if you want. Don't bother me."

"No, I only want my beloved Alice!"

As a result, the green bug completely turned into a sticky fly, and I couldn't drive it away. I really had no choice, so I grabbed her in my hand and brought her to Miss White Rabbit's home.

"Miss White Rabbit, take care of this problem child for a while, she seems to have run away from home."

"So that's the case, no problem."

The understanding Miss White Rabbit nodded her head in agreement, and when Green Chongchong wanted to say something, I spoke ahead of time and sealed her words.

"If you still want to cause trouble for me, I can only give you to Lianlian. I don't dare to think about what will happen then."

Yelive immediately became honest when she heard this. Gu Mingdilian's transfiguration, Sushi is the author of bs, that is to say, he is the creator of Yelive's character.

The shapeshifters in other works will not react too strongly even when they meet the creator, but the shapeshifters in our bs series are instinctively afraid when they see sushi, maybe because Lianlian is a mental patient.

Of course, the real reason is a rule called "shackles". Transformers with super-standard abilities, the creator Jeliv, I Alice, and other characters in bs basically have the ability to make the world a mess. Earth-shaking strength.

What if there is a problem child in such a shapeshifter, such as Ye Lifu, who suddenly wants to destroy the world in a fever?Can anyone stop her.

The answer is that there is someone, that is the author of the work, the creator of the character, just a "call from Miss Mary" will kill you.

I haven't seen any specific examples, but I still read some rumors on the Internet. Some guys who have become Super Saiyans dare not fart in front of Akira Toriyama.

It seems that the eraser in Mr. Akira Toriyama's hand is like the king in Dragon Ball. It can erase the battle screen of the transforming person in "Dragon Ball". Simply put, it is an ability seal.

However, only some works with high-standard combat effectiveness will have such "shackles". It can be seen that the gods have broken their hearts about balance.

Just in this way, wouldn't it force the relationship between the shape-shifter and the creator to be unfavorable?As long as there is no "shackle", super-standard shapeshifters can do whatever they want.

This is indeed the case, but at the same time, the possibility of continuing to become stronger will also be lost. As I said before, the creator can add new ability settings to the shapeshifter by releasing new works.

Therefore, the best relationship between the shapeshifter and the creator is to live in peace. Without the creator, the shapeshifter without the "shackles" will be unscrupulous until it attracts divine punishment and disappears.

If the shapeshifter wants to acquire new abilities, he must have a good relationship with the creator, and strive to have a brilliant performance in the new release.

But it's not easy. The plot needs to be reasonable, exciting enough, the audience is satisfied, and the reviewing gods are satisfied before it can be stamped and passed.

Therefore, not only can the shape-shifter not harm the creator, but also protect the author's life safety. Otherwise, even if you do a lot of evil and can be fierce for a while, other people will surpass you sooner or later, and you will stand still and wait for death.

Chapter 27. Offend no one, don't offend women

Now, troublesome things have finally come to my door. After the secret of my transformation into Alice was revealed, the people who checked the water meter came.

To be precise, it should be more accurate to meet and interview. It was Cheshire Cat who helped to convey the news that Miss Yuyihu wanted to meet me.

Good guy, the perpetrator interviewed the victim, this is the old torture bench torture, but there is no way.... Who let this be my own crime.

The location of the interview was the Police Headquarters in the urban area. Is this going to throw me directly into a prison after the interrogation? Suddenly I didn't want to go.

Sigh.... In the end, I came to the police station honestly. A ripe watermelon I knew was already waiting for my arrival at the door, but now I came here in the form of Alice, so she probably wouldn't recognize it, right?

It turns out that I was too naive. Ibuki Suika not only recognized me at a glance, but also directly activated the Four Heavenly Kings of the ghost clan, and bombarded me with a "three-step bad waste".

Ah... the stomach was pierced, flesh and blood flew everywhere, Alice fell to the ground, dead...

"Don't try to pretend to be dead! You bastard dare to kill Xiaoye, I will kill you sooner or later—!"

"No way ~ who let her know too much, I remember telling her before, the more truth you know, the sooner you will die."

Hearing my nonchalant answer, Xigua clenched her fists tightly. Seeing that she was about to punch me again, Uncle Pan Sen appeared and held her down.

"Okay, enough is enough, we are the law enforcers, and we need the law to solve the problem."

After Uncle Pan Sen took away the watermelon, another transfigured person appeared. It was the protagonist of the Onmyoji mobile game, Abe Seimei, good guy... Seimei from the mobile game and Yuyi Fox from the slippery ghost, what a weird combination .

"According to the practice of shapeshifters, you can just call me Seimei."

"I am Alice, because of a strange passive ability, no matter what I say or write my name, it will become "Alice". "

"Very well, Miss Alice."

"That...if you can, please call me Mr. Alice." I tried to correct Abe Seimei's address to myself, but although he had a smile on his face, his eyes were extremely unkind.

"You are a lady now, is there a problem calling you Miss Alice?"

"No...no problem." I honestly shut up.

Now that I think of it, Yuyihu Xiaoye can use the Five Elements Yin-Yang Art. She should have learned the spell from Abe Seimei in front of her.

Transformers can acquire new abilities through acquired learning. Among them, the daily characters have the greatest potential for cultivation. This is also one of the combat power balance patches that God put on.

On the way to take me to the interrogation room of the police station, Abe Seimei said coldly:

"Xiao Ye is a good boy. When "God's Prank" first happened, the situation was very chaotic. "

"One day, my daughter's elementary school was affected by the battle of the shapeshifters. It was Xiaoye who appeared and subdued the two shapeshifters, saving my daughter and the children in the whole school."

"Xiaoye is my daughter's savior. I am very grateful to this child, and even treat her as my own sister. I heard that Xiaoye met a good partner on a blind date, and I was very happy for her."

Abe Seimei didn't look back, but I could feel the coldness from him.

"I'll make you regret what you did..."

"Ah...I regret it already." Alice covered her face.

Looking at Qingming in front of me, I remembered the infinite non-chiefs when I played the mobile game Itchy Mouse. This must be a curse from Qingming.

Soon Abe Seimei took me to the interrogation room of the police station. There were two people sitting here. One was Yuyi Fox Xiaoye. She stared at me with dark and deep eyes, which made people feel cold hatred.

Not daring to keep staring at Yuyihu, I looked at another person, a muscular old man wearing a dog hat, who was Garp in "One Piece".

"sit."

The tone of the transfigured Garp is serious and serious, not at all the humor of Lieutenant General Garp in "One Piece". Sure enough, the character of the transfigured character is quite different from that of the original character, although I am not qualified to say anything about others.

After seeing me sitting on the chair in the interrogation room, Tekken Karp introduced:

"I am the head of the city's law enforcement agencies and a retired criminal policeman. Let's talk about the homicide you committed."

In business affairs, everyone is equal before the law, regardless of whether they are transformed or not, and those who break the law will be punished accordingly.

The retired detective is about the same age as Garp, and they are both grandpas. He watched "One Piece" with his grandson, and he just met the transformation requirements, so he transformed into Lieutenant General Garp.

He is old, experienced, senior, and has an official background. Grandpa Garp is quite suitable in all aspects, so the people above found him, hoping that Garp will be in charge of cooperating with the law enforcement.

Although it is said that "everyone is equal before the law", criminal cases committed by shapeshifters are still treated with special treatment.

That's why the police didn't directly knock on the door of my house to check the water meter, but asked me to come to the police station to talk honestly. It would be good for both parties if I was willing to cooperate.

"The crime of murder in Modu, according to the results of the criminal sentence, you are guilty of negligent death caused by excessive self-defense."

"Normally, the crime of negligent death is punishable by a fixed-term imprisonment of not less than three years but not more than seven years, and for minor cases, a fixed-term imprisonment of not more than three years."

"However, special circumstances are dealt with specially. The power of the shape-shifter is too dangerous. It is difficult for us to pursue criminal responsibility against the shape-shifter."

Grandpa Garp rubbed his forehead, the murder case in Shanghai is still easy to solve. The fiery monkey used explosive power in public, which has constituted the crime of bombing and endangering public safety. light punishment.

The problem is with Xiaoye.

"However, in order to evade criminal responsibility, you attempted to kill law enforcement officers. The circumstances of the crime are too bad and the crime is extremely serious."

To be precise, it was already killed, but the victim Yuyihu was resurrected, so the incident can only be defined as an attempted murder.

"Originally we would file a criminal lawsuit against you, but the party withdrew the prosecution, so we re-negotiated your sentencing result."

Hearing Grandpa Karp's words, I looked at Yuyihu in surprise. I thought I was going to face a lawsuit. I'll see you in court. Maybe I'll be in jail for a few more years. Isn't that the result?

However, when I looked at Yuyihu, Xiaoye showed a chilling smile at the same time, no...it can't be her kindness, Miss Yuyihu already wanted to kill me, there must be ghosts!

"Because you are a high-risk shapeshifter, you will not be sentenced in a court session. The result of the sentence is three years of probation. During this period, law enforcement officers will review and monitor your daily behavior."

Good guy!In an instant, I understood the purpose of Yuyihu. Three years of probation without imprisonment, it sounds like repaying the sentence, but the key lies in the latter one. Wrong words!

"In the future, I will monitor your daily behavior, and I will not let a single bit of it go."

Yuyihu showed a terrible smile, and the deep darkness in her eyes, this is full of malice.

Chapter 28. Handy Tools

Alice: "I'm here!"

After the secret of my transformation into Alice was exposed, I don't know who leaked it, even the gang of sand sculptures in the group knew it all, so I had to let it go.

Alice is Alice, I am Alice.

Xiaoyi: "Haha - three years of probation, I laughed to death"

Alice: "Smile, don't you too?"

Yes, I have said before that it is inconvenient for Xiaoyi to walk around, because she is also a shapeshifter, and has the strength to destroy cities at will, plus she is a serious problem child who committed a crime, so she wears a probation period of one year.

Xiaoyi: "No matter how you say it, I'm only on probation for one year, but you are three years."

Xi: "Is it interesting for you two to laugh at a hundred steps at fifty steps?"

The character of Xiaoyi's transformation is the Flügel in "No Game No Life" - Jibril. It is still easy to wash the ground and destroy individual human cities. This problem child once had a conflict with other shapeshifters.

Although no one was beaten to death, the victim was beaten to death, and Xiao Yi caused serious damage to the surrounding environment. He was prosecuted for multiple crimes and sentenced to one year of probation, under supervision and observation at any time.

Meow Luo: "You are really punished, one is more powerful than the other"

Hearing that I have committed a crime, this idiot Miaoluo dares to speak sarcastic words?I will write down this grudge first.jpg

Alice: "Stop talking, now I have a headache"

The crime of three years of probation is nothing to me. You said that you were pointed out by the neighbors in the neighborhood?

I used to go out no more than ten times a month, and each time no more than an hour, still want to gossip?Go talk shit.

The problem lies in Yuyihu. Xiaoye, who was revived after being killed by me, has changed drastically. Her hatred for me is genuine, and she has already begun to take revenge on me.

After Xiaoye withdrew the charges and applied to become a monitor, she went directly to my mother and filed a complaint with embellishments.

I fucked up!

Stomach, burning pain, I feel that no matter how many bottles of stomach medicine I take, it will not work. This trick is too yin, is it human?

In short, my mother is completely angry. This is the first time I have seen her get so angry. She almost wants to break away from the mother-child relationship with me. Well... now it is a mother-daughter relationship.

After that, Yuyihu communicated with my mother from time to time. She knew that it was completely impossible to take revenge on me alone. However... I had a very fatal weakness, which was to obey my mother unconditionally Got it.

Ah...it feels like my stomach is bleeding, it hurts so bad.

My mother is still angry now, and it’s not easy for me to become Alice. If I make a mistake, I will be scolded. Recently, I have to be honest and stop making mistakes.

"Alice, Alice, she is so boring!"

Taking back the foreword, there is a green bug that has been pestering me. Even if I don't want to cause trouble, I feel that trouble will come to my door sooner or later, and my stomach starts to ache faintly again.

"Go home if you're bored, I don't welcome you here."

My daily dislike, but Yelifu still lingers on, the shrinking medicine I gave her has long since expired, and Yelifu still maintains the posture of a goblin, it seems that Green Chongchong likes this small look.

But it was true at first, Yelive had always been by Green's side in the form of a goblin, and who would have thought that this guy was actually the real shady person who caused all the tragedies to happen.

"He has already left home, so he won't go back."

The green worm pouted angrily, the ghost didn't want to go back to that home without warmth and emotion.

"Then go find your friend, haven't you been at her house since you ran away from home?"

"I don't want it! I've had enough of her. I can't stand her sweet talk with her boyfriend every day."

"That's true..." As a single dog, I nodded sympathetically. If anyone is fired with flash bombs by a couple of men and women every day, his eyes will be blind sooner or later. It's better not to be blind.

"Then you continue to live at Miss White Rabbit's house, what are you doing looking for me?" She has already entrusted the green worm to Miss White Rabbit to raise, but she still comes to play with me, it's very annoying.