Lobotomy simulator?This is a hammer love simulator

Even some little hobbies, little habits, and ways of doing things are so similar to...

When the last spoonful of ice cream was fed into X's mouth, X was still hesitant, unwilling to let go, and even if he took the spoon out, X would greedily lick the milk stains at the corner of his mouth, reminiscing about the sweetness in his mouth.

X likes to eat sweets very much, really likes it, which is inconsistent with her appearance, maybe according to people's stereotypes, such a serious woman should like bitter black coffee.

But in fact, X doesn't like bitter things at all.

And the intelligent AI is also very clear about the preferences of the woman in front of him, and knows how much the woman with black hair and short sideburns loves those sweet and greasy things.

This is also normal. Generally speaking, people who use their brains frequently will subconsciously add sugar, which also creates a habit of eating sweets.

【Director, remember to rinse your mouth and brush your teeth before going to bed, and I wish you a good dream. 】

The AI ​​secretary comforted X with a soft tone, and reminded him patiently, just like usual.

Day8, end.

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The author's words:

Woo meow, lightning surprise update list, tomorrow is Wednesday, I hope to see the good news of 'recommended position application has been approved'!

Every time I come to this time, I feel very nervous. If the application for recommendation on Wednesday is passed, I can look forward to a wave of recommendations on Friday!Thank you readers for your support~

99. ABC multiple choice questions?This is obviously a proposition!

Must stay awake at all times—

But this cruel company doesn't even allow people to have sweet dreams. If they can indulge in dreams, how good would it be to revel in this sweet dream?

Just longing for the safe eternal sleep, why do you still have to cruelly pull out of hell and continue to endure this loneliness without her?

Anesthetized in alcohol, reveling in hallucinations—

Wool-like warmth makes you drowsy.

As soon as the dawn of Buddha came out, I was thirsty and hard to satisfy.

Close your eyes and wait, it's hard to find.

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[Good morning, Director, have you noticed the sign I'm holding?Please choose one of the letters A, B, C that you like? 】

Today is the same as before, nothing special seems to be happening, X is eating the breakfast prepared by the AI ​​secretary, and then quietly listening to the weird questions that his AI secretary likes to ask.

Today Angela brought three signs over, each with a letter written on it, namely the three letters A, B, and C.

X took a sip of hot milk calmly, and he didn't have any sense of crisis, but because he had suffered a lot of beatings, even X, who didn't have a good heart, now has a little sense of heart.

First, test the reaction of your secretary.

"Hmm...you can choose whatever you want? Angela"

X's golden pupil scanned the three-letter signs, hesitating. She always felt that these letters were not that simple, and it was not as simple as doing a few multiple-choice questions.

Artificial intelligence will not bring out useless things, and every move has a strong purpose.

Whether it is suddenly saying that he wants to give a reward, or using some dinner as bait, intimidating and luring himself... the artificial intelligence is very cunning, and it has never been peaceful.

But X can't guess what Angela is thinking, and he doesn't know what goal Angela wants to achieve.

If she could understand, it would probably not be so difficult to survive in the workplace. X has now firmly believed in a certain point of view-the workplace is a battlefield without swords, swords, and cannibalism.

Even though his brain may be lacking somewhere, X, who is so slow in some aspects, has gradually begun to deal with interpersonal relationships and social aspects more and more easily——

How to deal with your own AI secretary, and how to appease these disobedient ministers, there are skills and countermeasures.

[Of course, this is just a popular small test among employees, choose a letter you like, supervisor. 】

The artificial intelligence closed its eyes and said with a dignified expression. It seemed that it didn't care about these contents at all. It just happened to think that something was popular among employees, so it brought it to X to play with.

X believed it was true, but just as he was about to speak, he stopped.

Because the sound of the simulator suddenly sounded, X hadn't seen this thing popping up for a long time, but when it came suddenly, he was always surprised and surprised, and swallowed the words he wanted to say again .

[Lobotomy Simulator - the best integrated simulator of love and work]

[Simulation started——]

[Day9 - multiple choice questions?Send a proposition! ]

[Morning is the best time. When you are having breakfast, you find that the intelligent AI has brought over some strange small signs with a few capital letters written on them, but you instinctively feel that something is not quite right]

[Your loyal, caring and reliable intelligent AI asks you, which of these three letters do you like, and she repeatedly emphasizes that this is just an ordinary and boring multiple-choice question]

[You are hesitant among the three letters A, B, and C, and the intelligent AI has already frowned, and is a little impatient. Under the urging of the intelligent AI, you are forced to choose a letter. I chose, my mind is empty, I don’t think about anything]

[You chose the letter B, this letter may have some special meaning, but you just want to compromise, but the intelligent AI does not seem to think so]

[You find that the complexion of the intelligent AI is very bad, she frowned, and the distance between the eyebrows is probably enough to pinch a fly to death, you want to change your words to save something, but it is too late, and you clearly say that this is just An ordinary multiple-choice question, but the intelligent AI is extremely concerned about the result of the answer]

[You found that the intelligent AI activated the restraint belt, and you were bound to the executive chair by the enhanced restraint belt. You tried to struggle, but it was in vain, because even your mouth was covered, and you couldn’t even explain it, she I don't want to hear your explanation either]

[Your loyal, caring and very reliable intelligent AI starts to explain the meaning of the letter 'B' on its own, without giving you any chance to defend yourself, you can only be forced to look at your secretary and listen to her personal opinion]

[Smart AI begins to interpret the meaning of the letter 'B', she asks you to listen carefully:]

[People who choose B will pay more attention to details, they are rational and realistic, some people may even be materialists, and these qualities usually lead people to success, but, from a personal point of view, intelligent AI does not like letters B, very disliked]

[Your loyal, caring, incomparably reliable artificial intelligence punished your arrogance...]

[Your mind is twisted...]

[You enjoyed punishing the AI ​​secretary...]

[………]

[......]

[Achievement achieved—choose B if you don't like it! ]

[Reminder: Maybe someone has offended the strawberry soda vending machine, the strawberry soda vending machine hates the initial letter B, and this dissatisfaction will be vented]

[请选择本次结果的奖励：1.勇气(+1) 2.谨慎（+1） 3.自律（+1） 4.正义（+1）]

[No.1 says perspective restoration YES/NO]

"Cough-cough-"

Because of the sudden incident, X choked on the hot milk she had just swallowed. In her eyes, the three small signs held up by the AI ​​secretary were no longer the ordinary letters A, B, and C, but as if they were the letters of life. major choice.

First eliminate the wrong option, B, then there are two options left to choose from.

It seems that there are many options to choose from, but in fact there are not many choices, and they are not very good choices.

X's golden pupils stared at the two letters A and C, and the eyes jumped back and forth between the two letters, while the intelligent AI patiently waited for X to make a choice.

Although she kept saying that this was just a popular test question among employees, X would never believe anything else. She had seen such a despicable trick before, and a smart person would never be fooled a second time.

Uh... well, in fact, you can't hide from it, you can't say you want everything.

If she said that she likes both letters, would Angela... Uh, it would probably be judged by the artificial intelligence as cheating outside the field, or it would not comply with the rules of the game and go directly to the punishment stage.

At least X should not try it, because this is a proposition, and its degree of trickery is no less than '██ and ██ fell into the water, who are you going to save', it is too unreasonable to make trouble.

But even if he knows that his AI secretary is making trouble for no reason, what can X do.

Even if he knows that the questioner's question makes the answerer feel difficult to answer, no matter how hard he answers, and it is very difficult to make a choice, can X make his secretary obedient and warm his bed?

Obviously not, the AI ​​secretary is the real head of the company, and her supervisor's 'family rank' may only be a little bit higher than the employees.

Hey, anyway, X complained and refused to give up, struggling with the complicated interpersonal relationships and various █ rules in the workplace. At least X never dreamed that he would be ruled by his secretary █.

Is this reasonable?

Should the first letter be A or C?

X is still a little hesitant, his lips move slightly, but he is choked up and unable to make a sound, obviously this is just a simple letter, and there is only one pronunciation, but X feels that even choosing a letter is extremely difficult .

She has never done such a difficult multiple-choice question, and she would rather face double the work and deal with those experimental data.

It is very difficult to come up with an answer just by guessing. It is like scratching your head when you face a question that you don't understand at all, but you must choose the answer.

Several options are based, but she doesn't know, X doesn't know!

She vaguely felt that she knew it, she should know it!

But—her head is very, very disobedient, she just can't remember, there is only a vague impression of this fragment in her memory, and it's ambiguous, what is the use of a vague impression that can choose this or that? None.

It's like those students who were reviewing earlier, burned the lights the night before, and read similar questions, but when they came to the examination room, they lost their minds, their heads were as clean as a flush toilet, and they were blank.

[Director, are you a little too nervous? This is just a popular test among employees, without any scientific basis. You just need to choose according to your preferences. 】

——It doesn’t matter if you say it, but you really care about it.

——I've seen through you, despicable artificial intelligence!

X secretly slanders, the more her AI secretary emphasizes this, the more nervous she is, and the more she emphasizes something, the more lacking it is, or the more important it is.

She has already deeply realized the troubles of women, who are as difficult to serve as cats.

Rationally speaking, or—assuming that these letters have any basis, then X actually knows what connection or relationship the letter 'A' has, and what kind of explanation it can make.

The simplest point is that L company, that is, Lobotomy, usually calls its leaders by initials, such as the founder of the company 'A', the letter A may have a dot with the founder of Lobotomy. relation.

X is actually indifferent to 'A', no matter how great and great it is in the mouth of the intelligent AI, there is only one impression of 'A' in her mind, and that is ██ whose head was caught by the elevator door.

Apart from her, X really can't find another guy who can design artificial intelligence like this, the inside and outside structure is exactly the same as that of a human, that is, a primate... In terms of the degree of refinement and details, Really amazing and talented.

However, thinking that even the internal structure is highly consistent, it is really difficult for X to feel awe of 'A' anymore. The mysterious woman's mind must be wrong, what is going on in her mind.

Especially after X helped the head of the security department solve a little bit of demand, he strengthened this concept——

After all, Netzach's behavior really shocked X. It was the first time she really knew that AI also needed ██. Who would add such settings and requirements to AI?

Condemnation requires strong condemnation and severe criticism!

Sure enough... let's choose C!

X didn't know why, but always felt that this letter was more pleasing to the eye than A. When she saw A, she just felt like stepping on her feet and punching her twice, but when she saw the letter C, she felt refreshed and kind.

X attributed his idea to one of the common psychology in the workplace: my boss is an idiot.

Because 'A' is his boss, and he sent an artificial intelligence with a bad personality like Angela to oppress him, so 'A' feels very stupid.

It is very normal to have this kind of venting of discontent, and many employees also think that the minister or supervisor is an idiot.

Although usually, they scolded secretly in private, or complained a few words in their hearts.

The same is true for X, when she complains, she won't speak out what's in her heart. Angela is not happy, so she finds a reason to fire herself and fire the squid.

Cursing in my heart is almost enough. If I really want to say it, not everyone can be like Netzach, who has the guts to say that the enkephalin gave Chlorella the extraordinary courage, and X will never use addictive Drugs, she doesn't touch enkephalin.

She is very rational, so she is rational and cowardly, like a large quail in the corner and cute, facing the oppression of the AI ​​secretary, she can only coo.

"Well... I like the letter C, Angela."

X made a choice, and she chose the letter she felt most pleasing to the eye——C.

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The author's words:

The application for recommendation has passed meow, hehe~ I am very much looking forward to Friday, I hope to see Lobotomy appear on the homepage!woo meow woo meow~

And about the illustrations, it is estimated that it will come out this weekend, and I will continue to make appointments for more illustrations. Thank you for your support for my book. I will continue to update when I am free.

I’m very sorry, I was supposed to write at least one extra episode every week, but because I’ve been rushing for a recommendation position these few weeks, I really don’t have time to update the extra episode, so I’ve been writing the main text. .

Because I have been pressurizing the code words recently, my wrist feels a little sore, but I can get more exposure by reading my book, and there are more and more readers. I feel that everything is worth it, very happy~

Starting on Friday, the update will guarantee more than [-] updates per day, everyone can rest assured to follow the book!

100. If you are not in a hurry, choose C

[Is it this, Director, are you sure... it's C? 】