People in the Dragon Clan, Just Became a Magical Girl

The tongue of fire spewed out from the muzzle of the long gun, and Gu Xing's eyes narrowed slightly, obviously the bullet had been caught by him, but there was no fluctuation, and he could not feel the existence of the bullet at all.

It's a phantom!

Gu Xing had already made a decision in his heart, rushed forward, and then...

The bullet hit Gu Xing's forehead accurately, and the bullet exploded into a puddle of water in an instant. The water adhered to Gu Xing's forehead and evaporated in the blink of an eye.

"Why is it a puddle of water?!" Xiao Yan was puzzled, "Even if it is a real bullet, it is impossible to cause damage to Dou Zun."

"Ah Yan, you are too young to know how crazy Ah Mo was in his heyday."

Lu Mingfei looked serious, "If I'm right, that ball of water definitely has an ulterior effect."

After finishing speaking, Lu Mingfei sighed again, "Ah Yan, if you hadn't explained the other functions of magic that day, such a ghostly Ah Mo would not have been born."

"Is it all up to me?" Xiao Yan's eyes widened, it's not like that.

After a few seconds.

"Guru~~"

"puff!

"

An earth-shattering fart shot out from behind Gu Xing's buttocks, sending the hem of his skirt flying.

Before everyone could make a mocking laugh, Gu Xing began to tremble with his legs arranged in an inner eight pattern, his hands covering his stomach, and his upper body slightly bent.

"How... how is it possible! I am... but Dou Zun, how could... the toilet! Where is the toilet!"

The next moment, Chen Mo took out a portable toilet from under his skirt in the blink of an eye, and placed it in front of Gu Xing.

"thanks……"

Gu Xing thanked him, and rushed in without saying a word, and then everyone present could clearly hear the sound of jets coming from inside.

"Brother Gu, do you admit defeat?"

"Sorry, I'm not in good health, can I fight after I go to the toilet?"

"If you say this, let me tell you, you won't be able to get out. The effect of the diarrhea bullet is to make people thin. You have to squat in the pit for six hours before the effect can be relieved."

"........."

"It's the bullet just now! So it was you!" Gu Xing's furious voice came from the toilet.

"Yes, it's me!"

Chen Mo smiled proudly: "Do you admit defeat? Let me tell you, for Xiao Xun'er's sake, I can give you a chance to admit defeat. Don't forget, I provided this toilet."

"What? What do you mean?"

"It means that I can make the walls around me collapse, and with just a breath, you will face a live broadcast of squatting in a latrine. And I can also start a live broadcast around the world."

"........."

After listening to everyone present, a black line appeared on their faces. What the hell kind of ability is this?Unexpectedly, there was an abnormality in the body of a Dou Zun.

Just think of it as poisoning, but your approach is too inhuman!

Perform squatting in a latrine in front of everyone in the audience, and live broadcast it all over the world, and let people in the whole Douqi continent appreciate it... No matter what Gu Xing thinks, if they go through this kind of thing, they must find a graveyard with good mountains and rivers. Bury myself.

"You...you... mean!"

"Hey, don't say that! Noble people have epitaphs for noble people, and despicable people have passports for despicable people. By the way, I added a ejection function to the toilet."

Everyone: "..."

Gu Xing: "..."

As expected of you, Ah Mo.

Before Gu Xing could speak, he heard the overwhelming roar of Gu Lie, the leader of the Gu tribe, "Admit defeat, we admit defeat!"

Losing is a small matter, but embarrassing is a big matter!

"Old Yao!"

Yao Chen in front of the main hall waved his hand, and the whole single toilet flew up towards the main hall, and then was thrown into the main hall by Yao Lao, without further words.

Gu Lie asked: "Medical Saint, since we have surrendered, why don't we give Xing'er the antidote."

Everyone present heard Gu Lie's title, Medicine Saint!Yaochen broke through to the semi-holy level!

Yaochen cupped his hands and said, "Sorry, Commander Gu Lie, we don't have an antidote either. But don't worry, as long as Gu Xing squats in the toilet for six hours, the medicine will cure the disease."

"Is this considered medicine? Aren't you an eighth grade pharmacist? Can't you solve it?"

Yao Chen said: "It's ashamed to say that if I poison, I still have two hands. But if I make a strong man of Dou Zun level loose, I really can't do it."

"........."

At this moment, Chen Mo interjected: "By the way, you are all experts at the level of Dou Sheng Dou Zun, and you must have been fasted. You don't have any symptoms like a cold or a fever. If anyone wants to reminisce, I have here Medicine, you can buy it from me."

God fucking aftertaste?Anyone really want to reminisce about this?Everyone was speechless.

Chen Mo continued: "It's okay if you don't want to reminisce, you can just buy some as a weapon. Just imagine, the two sides are about to start a war, and the other party suddenly has a stomachache and has to leave, otherwise they will be killed on the spot."

Immediately, everyone's eyes lit up, this is feasible.

The corner of Lu Mingfei's mouth twitched, and he covered his face and said, "Ah Mo used his own strength to lead the fighting methods of the fantasy world? There is really no one else."

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Xiao Yan covered his face and said, "I seem to have brought a terrible disaster to this world."

"Feel the same!"

A few minutes later, after Chen Mo talked about it, he promised to use any method once, and if he used it a second time, he would lose.

Only then did a Dou Zun from the Thunder Clan come up.

Afterwards, this Dou Zun was pierced by Chen Mo with a thousand-year kill and lost his fighting power.

"........."

Such a dark method!

Half an hour later, another Spirit Race Dou Zun came to challenge.

Trapped by a sack that Chen Mo took out from nowhere, he kicked three times and passed out.

"........."

What a ruthless means!

An hour later, Dou Zun, a woman from the Yan tribe in a skirt, came out to fight.

Chen Mo stole his skills and stole his underwear, which made it extremely cool down below. He lost his combat effectiveness due to shame and anger, and regretted the defeat.

"........."

Such a perverted method!

Three hours later, the suzerain of Tianming Sect came late, and was tricked by people from the seven ancient clans to challenge him.

It's a pity that Chen Moyi's art of enrolling children felt the pain of giving birth, and he couldn't stand up because of the pain.

"........."

Where did this disaster come from? The Dou Qi Continent is dead.

after that……

After that, no one came to challenge again. Chen Mo relaxed the conditions and said that he would let you have one arm and two legs.

But they got unanimous stares from everyone, and a sentence of "you can pull it down".

Many family powerhouses spent some money to buy some laxatives and left one after another.

They were not sure whether Chen Mo's tricks would have any effect on Dou Sheng, but seeing that Dou Zun had been hit without any surprises and couldn't resist, they didn't dare to go forward to try it.

It's better to buy laxatives and try something new.

If it is effective against Dou Sheng, then it is absolutely impossible for them to defeat Chen Mo.

This also led to the fact that on the second day, no one came to the square that was originally full of seats, only a few fallen leaves.

Chen Mo hated iron and said: "This group of people is too fragile psychologically. They can't bear it, and they dare to covet the things of Emperor Dou? They don't have the spirit of 'Xiongguan is as long as iron, and now we can start from the beginning'. "

"You can pull it down! With your underworld skill set, we all want to stay away from you!"

Chen Mo: "..."

Chapter 159 Don't Be Afraid of Brothers' Suffering, Be Afraid of Brothers Driving Land Rover

Another day has passed, and today's Yunlanzong still has no one coming up.

In the dark hall of Misty Cloud Sect.

despair!

The switch sounded, and the scattered light shone from bottom to top on Chen Mo's chin, face, and black sunglasses.

The dark glasses reflect white light under the light below, covering the eyes under the dark glasses.

Chen Mo folded his hands together, put them under his nose, and said in a deep and magnetic voice: "Brothers, the situation has developed to an uncontrollable level, they are not fooled at all, what should we do?"

despair!

Another spotlight shot from bottom to top, and Lu Mingfei appeared on Chen Mo's left in the same figure, bathed in the light.

"On this point, I have a very mature proposal. As long as Ah Mo is suspended, there should be no problem."

despair!

Xiao Yan appeared in the light in the same way and with the same posture.

"If Ah Mo is suspended, no one will come. According to Sister Yafei, our laxatives have had an effect on the strong fighters at the fighting saint level, and they have already estimated our strength."

"Oh, by the way, the seven ancient clans want to buy laxatives in large quantities, but the location is a bit strange. For example, the ancient clan said that we should sprinkle the laxatives directly into the soul world of the soul clan; Let's scatter in the ancient realm of the ancient clan."

despair!

The fourth light came on, and Chu Zihang also appeared on the round table in the same way as the others.

He frowned and said solemnly: "Why don't you turn on the headlights?"

"........."

"........."

"........."

After Chu Zihang's speech, Chen Mo and others fell silent and looked at him in unison.

Chu Zihang felt a little nervous when he saw him. He felt that he had become the destroyer of this tense atmosphere, so he coughed twice.

"Ahem. Well, my suggestion is to try not to let them have direct contact with us, and let them fight internally."

Lu Mingfei said: "But how can we catch them and blackmail them?"

despair!

Yaochen appeared in this meeting in the same posture and in the same way.

"If they are allowed to fight internally, it is very likely that there will not be a situation where many people scramble. They are ancient clans, and they will not fall into the trap irrationally."

Chen Mo took over the words, "Indeed, none of them can survive until now. We must find a game that allows them to participate willingly and make money."

Chu Zihang said, "Can't we exchange them directly? Just let them collect as many resources as you want?"

Chen Mo's voice was sonorous and forceful: "Reject! Exchange is equivalent, it's a transaction, and it's a bargain between you and me. I, Chen Mo, have never done such passive things. I like to take the initiative."

Lu Mingfei said: "I think it's good to be passive. You just need to lie down."

"........."

For a moment, the air became silent, and everyone's eyes fell on Lu Mingfei in unison.

Lu Mingfei was so focused, he immediately turned off the lights and left the stage with a bang.

Xiao Yan said: "Ah Mo is right. Once a deal is made, won't he become a beggar on his knees? No deal."

A flash of inspiration flashed in Chen Mo's mind, "Brothers, I think of a way."