Miss Bach's Crab Canon

However, Daphne is very clear that she still has a catalyst.

That is a strong medicine, no matter how artistic and hard to swallow the music, it will explode in an instant, an instant, and explode among mortals.At that time, no matter how much income, aesthetics, or music quality, as long as they are normal people with eyes, they will definitely come to pay attention to this band.

At that time...

Pop fiends...will take the bait too.

——"Ouch... I'm so tired, Sister Daphne, come and help me carry it." As the door opened, a pleasant voice blew from outside.

A strange human being, using a clothes pole as a load, carried four packages of various Wal-Mart trophies, and entered the house with sweat on his face.She behaved indecently, was slumped on the ground, her hair was disheveled, and she was dressed casually.

But even so, every time she saw her, Daphne's heart skipped a beat and then jumped.

Just like the first time, in the endless coldness of the Winter Palace, when she was brought to the warm earth by her magic power, her music, and her figure.

——She is a talented, rare and extremely beautiful girl.

That is the wind called catalyst.

"My shopping list, are you ready?" Daphne said with confidence.

"No, Wal-Mart doesn't sell this kind of thing... I won't buy a camera dress."

Daphne's face was gloomy: "You, you... You won't be on the road, looking for a special store! Damn it, don't think that you can swear at me like this because you are good-looking, I will overdraw your funds for you, isn't it just for this... Forget it, anyway, I predicted it, and the courier will arrive tomorrow."

"You bought it yourself...then you still scold me..."

"Compared to this, I'm going to—"

But Joannis interrupted Daphne, because of one thing, she held back all the way: "Your Excellency, Captain! Is it okay now?"

"approve."

Joannis wrestled with the shopping bag, sweeping all the labels and trademarks inside, as long as they could be easily torn off.

Those little stickers are like trophies, and now, they are all pasted on the slender hands of Joannis, like a warrior showing off trophies, and a lady showing off jewelry... In essence, they have never seen it on the market little kids...

"...What is she doing?" Daphne asked after being silent for a while.

"Playing." Gao Yiyu smiled, and his mood gradually improved, "Goddess, what did you want to say just now?"

In order to avoid being interrupted by Ioannis again, Daphne quickly made a plan.

First of all, she thoughtfully and gently fetched a towel to wipe her sweat, and at the same time, she prepared light household clothes.

While thanking Gao Yiyu, he felt that something was wrong. There must be something wrong with the ancient Greek goddess who is courteous for nothing.When she got into her room and was about to change into home clothes, she saw Daphne gently closing the door behind her.

—Put yourself in it too.

"...Are you going the wrong way?"

"Let's talk about the topic just now. You can pretend that I don't exist and just keep changing."

"...how can we talk about it when you don't exist?"

Gao Yiyu didn't dare to continue changing clothes, but just stared at each other.Her hair, which was slightly damp with sweat, had already taken off the rubber band and hung gently on her shoulders.Because of the hard work she carried all the way, her skin was particularly rosy, and her breathing was uneven.

After watching for a few seconds, Daphne looked away, sighed, and examined her undersized body.She was turned into a laurel tree back then, and was made into a harp by the sun god Apollo, which caused serious damage to her body, and she couldn't restore her original beauty at the age of 17.

"So... what do you want to talk about?"

"We're going to fight the pop demons, and now I have a plan."

There is also this matter... Gao Yiyu nodded, and almost forgot that he hadn't encountered it all this time, but after thinking about it carefully, this is the original intention of making music... Speaking of which, is the agreement with Deli Dolly necessary again? coming?Say yes to her, finish the second song, and then go on a historical trip.

Where will it be next time?You have to ask first, and make plans in advance to collect the wool.

"This plan is very simple for you." Daphne narrated, "I plan to make a self-introduction of the band, and at the same time answer various questions from the audience. With our current popularity, we will make a few minutes long video, Can easily get a million views or more, means laying around and making tens of thousands of dollars. But if you listen to me, add something, this video will get hundreds of millions of views, we will get a fortune A huge sum of money."

"There is no such thing as something for nothing in the world, what do you want to do?"

"You just have to show up in the video."

Gao Yiyu was not surprised. Rather, she was turned into this by Deli Dolly back then, and every time she looked in the mirror afterwards, she would think that if she made some videos of playing the piano showing her face, she would easily get money for a few lifetimes.But she has no interest in this, musicians just need to convey music.

At the same time, Gao Yiyu also understood Daphne's tactics.

Rather, she has better ideas.

"But—you are out of date, ancient Greek goddess."

"……what?"

"You are so beautiful, cute, dignified, mysterious, and full of history. Even though you look only at the age of a primary school student. But you know, this era prefers your appearance at this age."

"Wait, wait! This is a problem with this era, I didn't—"

"No! This is a great tactic!"

Gao Yiyu stood up and made an impassioned speech——

"You were conjured by the pop music devil, but I snatched you away! It must be looking for you angrily. If you show up, the pop music devil will find out immediately and come to snatch you no matter what! You are the better Hook!"

Daphne looked bitter, and wanted to open the door and run out, but was easily grabbed by Gao Yiyu, and she looked down with a smile.

"Deli Dolly has accumulated a lot of magic power with the second song, we also have financial resources, and even Galina's family is our help! Come on, start a frontal war!"

……

ps

(Tomorrow must be!!!)

122. Pray for a good sleep

Fish the pop music devil from the unknown dark place of this world!

And then—go to war with it!

Gao Yiyu's right hand was clenched into a fist, with a smile on his face full of fighting spirit, but his right hand exerted great strength, pressing Daphne's small shoulder firmly, in case she got up from the bed and ran away in a hurry, or used something Strange ancient greek goddess of magic.

If someone pushes the door and comes in, they may feel that this scene is not quite right, like a female high school student with strange hobbies, doing strange things to foreign elementary school girls... Even, this is still a bedroom, even, they are still on the bed up.

And coincidentally—Joannis gently opened the crack of the door a little, and one eye began to look from the outside to the inside.What are they doing?It takes so long to change clothes, and still yelling...

Gao Yiyu seemed to be mobilizing before the war: "Come on, Daphne, you are the most suitable candidate! Be the bait of the pop music devil!"

"Oh, it's a battle meeting..." Joannis quickly understood.

"Joannis, come." Gao Yiyu waved behind him without looking back.

"Huh? Can I also participate in the combat meeting?"

"Yes, even you can participate."

It was said that he was fighting the pop music devil and catching it, but in fact Gao Yiyu couldn't imagine what it was like.What is the Pop Demon, and how do you fight it?

Gao Yiyu has seen a battle between demons and devils once, it was Deli Dolly and Ms. Rest, and Gao Yiyu and Ioannis were their helpers, but after thinking about it, they were just playing the piano beside them buff... gone.

Therefore, the battle with the pop music demon should mostly be the same.

But all this doesn't matter!Compared with these insignificant things, Gao Yiyu cares more about that she absolutely does not want to show her face in front of people all over the world!The reasons for this are complex.

Specifically, it can be divided into two categories.

One is that Gao Yiyu finds it bothersome and stingy at the same time.Now that the layer of paper has been pierced with Joannis, things like appearance have become internal, private, secret, and only revealed to people who know each other... Gao Yiyu doesn't know why he has such a This kind of thinking, perhaps in essence, is a kind of shyness, and I hate the shyness of appearing in public...so I made various excuses for myself.

In many cases, human beings cannot understand themselves, and instead lie to themselves.

But there was another reason, which Gao Yiyu knew very well.

Gao Yiyu knew it from the first day he met Deli Duoli.

Once her current appearance is shown to the outside, then the world's evaluation of her will no longer be pure.

It is no longer a simple discussion of music, but will turn her musical level into a label of "very talented", and put it before or after the embarrassing word "beautiful girl".

Now that Gao Yiyu has decided to go on the road of music with Joannis, this kind of impurity is definitely not what she wants.

thus--

"Daphne, you are the best candidate."

"No, no, that's not okay, I'm shy, I'm a goddess who transcends the common world, I'm a miracle that can't be seen by mortals, I'm..."

"No! This is a necessary sacrifice. Mortals are being tortured by the pop music demon, and the goddess is the only one who can fight it! The day of war is coming, and you will stand up and become the standard bearer who leads us to resist the demon!"

"...Is, is it? But I'm still not suitable—" Daphne's tone softened a lot.

But Gao Yiyu shook his head and became more determined: "You are the most suitable, your appearance is so beautiful, and Ioannis and I can't compare with you. After all, you are a goddess. And your pop music demon summons you, which just shows you It is the key existence that can determine the outcome, as long as you show up, the pop music devil will definitely find you."

The bard who is close at hand speaks with her lips, expresses sincerity with her beauty, and infects the heart of the goddess with the faint fragrance from her body.

"... I, I am so good-looking, is it so important?"

"Yes, Joannis thinks so too."

Gao Yiyu turned his head and winked at her.

"That's right! Daphne is such a beautiful little girl. In our era, if you entered the choir, you would be robbed by the priest. Even the patriarch, the archbishop, and even the pope would transfer you to their church..."

This great musician didn't quite understand the reason for doing this, but simply stood with Gao Yiyu forever, and besides, it was a compliment to Daphne, whom she liked very much, so she spared no effort.

So she nodded desperately——

"Not only that, if you don't go to the church, the royal family and the grand duke will come to adopt you, French painters will paint famous paintings for you, and the Venetian glass mirror will be proud of reflecting your beauty!"

church?adoption?Here's what to do...but convincingly.

Before Gao Yiyu continued to praise and praise Daphne, the goddess' heart melted away.

"...Then, let me do it." Just like that, Daphne half-pushed and became the photogenic person.

It seems that she wanted to be on camera...

……

The next day, Daphne's express delivery arrived one by one.

Cameras and other equipment that can record high-quality images, Gao Yiyu knows that these things are very expensive.But other than that, the more expensive ones were a few sets of quite high-end and elegant clothes and jewelry. It was hard to imagine how much money Daphne earned, and these things were not suitable for appearing at home.

The only problem is-

"The size is wrong...it needs to be changed." Who made the heroine not willing to go on stage, and yelled for a replacement.

Gao Yiyu didn't know anything about needlework, and thought that the female coffee classmate would definitely meet, but before that, Joannis raised her hand, proved her femininity in a few words, and went to choose and change clothes with Daphne... …

In a blink of an eye, this became a restricted area where Gao Yiyu couldn't speak.Girls who become monks halfway are still no match for the fundamental principles in these aspects.

But she was not idle, and temporarily took over the social account instead of Daphne.

Now the number of followers has reached hundreds of thousands. Judging from the popularity of the posts, the amount of water injected into these followers is quite low, which also shows that the band is in the limelight.

The band's account has received countless private messages and @, all kinds of strange content: support, abuse, thanks, courtship, nervousness, business cooperation...

There are even dozens of women who go online with their real names, posting explicit content, and hundreds of hints.

Want to hang out with musicians, especially rock musicians.Gao Yiyu was not surprised, because this is also a kind of purity, even tradition, that famous musicians have to experience.

Rock bands, in particular, are naturally attractive in this regard... They can touch people's hearts, they understand music, they generally exude hormones, they are basically very good at playing, and they have money.

"It's a pity that our band is not like this..."

Compared with these, Gao Yiyu's key work is to sort out the problem.

Arranged according to the number of likes, there have been hundreds of questions waiting to be answered.

Then sift out——

"Do you support the rainbow flag of human diversity? Are any of you openly lesbian? Are there trans people? Are there religious beliefs?

Would you like to donate to refugees?Are you vegetarian and support that the earth is flat?Do you think the world is run by a mysterious European family? "

For questions like this, she summed up some normal questions and added some interesting questions. There should be a topic of nearly 10 minutes.At that time, let the eloquent Daphne come, and she will be the atmosphere group with Joannis and Meow.

The shooting location... definitely not at home, the recording studio... Uh, that recording studio should be too weird, right in the church?With this valuable thing as the background, it happens to be related to the next song to be prepared.

In addition, Gao Yiyu took down two paintings at home from the wall.

One was bought at a passing historical node when I was going to pick up Annis back.Clouds and mists, mountain peaks, and a man standing on the top of the mountain overlooking the distance, leaving behind his back.

This must be a famous painting that will leave a name for future generations. However, after Gao Yiyu plucked it from history, its history no longer exists in the world. It is just a decorative painting that returns to its essence

In addition, when they were in Russia, those bearded painters drew album paintings for them in the manor.It doesn't come with extra value, it's just that the band asks the artist for the cover and the artist paints the cover, that's all.

But it is very suitable for decorating the church and becoming a background element for shooting at that time.