One emperor through the ages?White-haired loli!

"Xiao Chuan has eaten, you are playing...playing..."

Yan Lu, who pushed the door and entered, turned gray.

"..."

The computer and game console in Yan Lu's bedroom are placed in the corner, but the monitor is aligned with the door, that is to say, Ms. Yan Lu can have a panoramic view of the scene being played now.

Now, the whole world seems to freeze.

This scene seems to be wrapped in resin and condensed into amber. The beautiful aunt who opens the door looks stiff, and the niece who is playing with butter looks back with panic. On the monitor, two beautiful girls are entangled. The composition, plot, and color are full of absurd art. feel.

"Ah Lu, Xiao Mengchuan? What are you doing?" Gu Wulian's voice came from the kitchen, "Dinner is ready!"

boom!

Yan Lu slammed the door shut, and first replied loudly "Come right away", then step by step, with heavy steps, walked towards Su Mengchuan who didn't know where to go, probably already thinking about jumping out of the window.

"Small, auntie! You can't blame me for this, I didn't know it had such content!"

For her personal safety, Xiao Su began to try to justify: "It suddenly entered this link, it's not what I want to watch!"

But Yan Lu, who was walking slowly with no expression on his face, just rubbed his wrists and fists.

Seeing that the big demon king is getting closer, the dog girl is also impatient. Her most terrifying passive skill - can't speak, activate it immediately!

"Auntie, you treat Miss Wu Lian as the main dish of butter!"

Yan Lu's footsteps stopped instantly.

She clenched her fists and squeezed out an unconvincing sentence: "I didn't!"

Su Mengchuan, who was dying to survive, instinctively spit out the bullet again: "You lied! How could it be such a coincidence!"

Yan Lu, whose big secret was discovered, looks cloudy and uncertain, throwing his hands at the mouse.

Xiao Su, who found that she was gradually controlling the situation, relaxed a little, but still said cautiously: "Auntie, promise not to hit me, and I will not tell Miss Wu Lian about this matter."

"..."

Yan Lu narrowed his eyes, and suddenly sneered: "Are you kidding, and then you will be blackmailed by this thing in the future?"

Su Mengchuan looked away guiltily: "I'm very kind, so I wouldn't do such a thing."

"Hmph, it doesn't matter!"

Contrary to Su Mengchuan's expectation, Ms. Yan announced in a desperate manner: "Xiao Chuan, I'll call my aunt in now and say you are playing with butter in the bedroom!"

"What!" Su Mengchuan was shocked, "Auntie, you are crazy, are you going to die with me! Me, I took the photo! You can't slander me!"

"Then you don't have conclusive evidence! And you are the one playing now!"

The brave deer has no fear: "If we die together, we will die together, whoever is afraid of whom!"

Faced with such a self-destructive offensive, student Xiao Su, who was always fearless, became a little timid.

"Hehehe..." Yan Lu pressed on step by step, "Xiao Chuan, when you open this game and play to this stage, you are already my accomplice! You can't escape!"

"If you dare to say it!"

Yan Lu pointed to the door: "Then we will die together! Anyway, you must die first now!"

The fierce determination in her eyes made Su Mengchuan shudder.

I obviously, I just seem to be grabbing my aunt's handle!

Why...became an accomplice inexplicably!

Chapter 91 - Deer in the Woods

The atmosphere at the dinner table was very subtle, and Ms. Gu, who always cared about the little ones, was keenly aware of this.

"You guys just now..."

She looked suspiciously at the two girls who were busy cooking: "What are you doing in the room?"

The chopsticks in Su Mengchuan's hands trembled, but Ms. Yan Lu said calmly, "I'm playing games."

"...playing games?"

Gu Wulian observed Su Mengchuan carefully, seeing the little girl's timid look, she frowned slightly: "Ah Lu, did you bully Xiao Mengchuan?"

"..." Yan Lu glanced at Su Mengchuan leisurely.

"No!" Xiao Su replied loudly immediately, "I had a great time with my aunt!"

Although I always felt that something was wrong, since they were not willing to talk about it, Ms. Gu, who has always been very considerate, didn't pursue the question any further.

She picked up a bright red strawberry from the fruit platter and put it into her mouth. After enjoying the sweet and sour taste in her mouth with half-closed eyes, she said slowly, "I'm going out."

"Going out?" ×2

Yan Lu and Su Mengchuan said at the same time: "Aunt (Sister Wu Lian), why are you going out?"

Ms. Gu, who put a piece of meat in Yanlu's bowl, was a little confused: "Go shopping, otherwise, what else can I do?"

"What... Do you have to go to the street to buy at night? Do you want to buy clothes again?" Yan Lu was very puzzled.

Su Mengchuan didn't say a word, because she was holding a bowl and waiting for Gu Wulian to bring food for her.

"There are enough clothes at home." Gu Wulian smiled and picked up a piece of pineapple and put it in her bowl, watching the little girl's happy face and said with a smile, "It's just to buy some small things."

"Little thing? What little thing."

"Don't ask, anyway, it won't take too long, just wait for me at home."

"Ah?" Su Mengchuan licked his lips and looked at Gu Wulian in a daze, "Can't we go with Sister Wulian?"

"Um……"

After pondering for a while, Ms. Gu shook her head seriously: "I don't think so."

This……

The little girl and the big girl looked at each other, and they both read deep doubts in each other's eyes.

Ms. Gu in their family is not a person who can hide things.

What is it that you don't intend to let them know?

"Miss Wulian!"

After only a few seconds of eye contact, they can formulate a strategy. Comrade Xiao Su, who is the pioneer, is the first to speak: "Can you tell me what is going on?"

"No." Gu Wulian replied with a smile.

"Wow!"

The vanguard army was defeated and returned, Yan Lu, the main force, cleared his throat, and asked in a very obedient and obedient voice: "Tell me, aunt, if you need anything, I think Xiao Chuan and I can help you. "

Ms. Gu still maintained her squinting smile: "No need."

"Goo!"

The combined strategy of the two girls declared bankruptcy in less than 15 seconds.

——Why is there such an inexplicable strategy?How can you come up with a good strategy after eye contact for a few seconds.

But they were still unwilling, and this time it was Yan Lu who fired first: "What is it that is so mysterious that you can't tell us, aunt, are you doing bad things behind our backs? Don't we kiss?"

Directly carry out a double kidnapping of morality and emotion!

"Still doing bad things!" Gu Wulian reached out and tapped Yan Lu on the head, "Is it bad if you don't tell you?"

Su Mengchuan waited for the opportunity to attack from the flank, and made a pitiful hand: "Sister Wulian, just say a little bit, a little bit, just a little bit, or even such a small amount..."

There was a small gap between her index finger and thumb, and she begged very humbly: "Can't you talk about it?"

Under the onslaught of the two armies, Ms. Gu was as immobile as a mountain, holding her arms freely: "You two, you two work together well. Tell me, how many bad things have you done with this ability?"

"No, the most I can do is lie to my mother for more money." The upright classmate Xiao Su replied subconsciously.

Yan Lu slapped Su Mengchuan on the head with his palm—at the same time, he really wanted to slap Su Mengchuan on the head.

Sometimes Su Mengchuan is a very reliable teammate, and sometimes she is an idiot who makes your blood pressure burst. What kind of character she is... It all depends on luck.

Obviously, Miss Yan Lu's luck is not good today, otherwise she would not be found the butter disc she hid.

"Anyway—"

After dinner, Ms. Gu pushed the bowl in and stood up: "I'll just go out for a while, I'll be right back, and I'll leave the bowl to you two to wash."

Just three steps away from the dining table, she turned her head and glared at the two girls: "Don't take chances, clean the dishes honestly."

The white-haired loli in a beige dress walked to the entrance, took out strappy sandals from the shoe cabinet, put them on her feet, opened the door and went out.

The big girl and the little girl at the dining table looked at each other in blank dismay.

"Auntie."

Su Mengchuan looked solemn: "Do you have any good ideas?"

"..." Yan Lu frowned deeply, "Let me think about it..."

"Go out to buy and come back soon, which means that the things my aunt bought are not very strange things."

She began to think carefully: "If you don't buy online, you probably don't want us to know. After all, the logistics information and purchase records are too obvious."

"At the same time..." Ms. Yan looked around the living room, "Although the apartment I live in is not small, it is not too big. There is no attic storage room, and there is no place to hide things at all. And my aunt is not at home 24 hours a day. , It may also happen that she is not there when I go home."

"In this case, according to my aunt's rigorous temperament, since she doesn't want us to find out and has nowhere to hide, then she must not buy something conspicuous and instantly recognizable."

"Oh oh oh!" Su Mengchuan looked at his aunt adoringly, "So, sister Wu Lian might be shopping for something!"

"If you analyze it like this... the most likely thing should be food."

Yan Lu stroked his chin: "But there is no need to hide the food from us. What could it be..."

"Sister Wulian's hobbies!" Su Mengchuan raised her hand, "Is it possible to buy something she likes, but we are embarrassed to let us know about it?"

"how is this possible."

Yan Lu looked disdainful: "As an aunt, you will secretly play with your aunt's butter just like you, and she doesn't have any shady hobbies."

"Obviously it was my aunt who seduced me first!" Xiao Su was indignant, "If you don't keep that CD, how can I play it?"

Yan Lu was stunned by these brazen words, and didn't know what to say for a while.

Three seconds later, Miss Alu, who realized that she didn't need to be reasonable at all, raised her fist.

Ms. Gu, who didn't know that the two girls in the family had started to go crazy again, was wandering on the street.

Just as Yan Lu's unbelievable deduction ability and intuition guessed, the things she wanted to buy were not unusual, even if they were thrown at home casually, the big girl who has long neglected housework would not be able to find them at all.

It's just that she has to be serious about these things, treat them with a [-]-point mentality, and strive to achieve the most perfect quality in each part.

"The third link, but this place... won't let me in?"

Ms. Gu looked up at the neon sign of the shop name, stopped at the entrance of this bar for a long time, and finally opened the door and walked in.

She commissioned Luo Long to collect information about Quan Junmi and learned about this bar. According to the old man, the special drinks prepared by this bar can be ranked first in the whole of Jiuhua, which is quite unusual.

Most people have to book at least two months in advance if they want to buy it. Many people can hardly get even a glass of special wine even if they are willing to spend multiple times the amount.

Of course, if you can get the approval of the bar owner, you can get the special drinks of this bar immediately, but what does this "approval" mean... I can't tell clearly.

"kid."

At the bar, the purple-haired bartender lady with twin ponytails looked up at Gu Wulian: "We don't serve alcohol to minors."

Gu Wulian walked to the bar and put his ID card on the counter: "I never do anything embarrassing."

"..." The bartender lady glanced at the ID card, then rubbed her forehead with her hand, "Falsifying ID cards is a felony, go to your parents and clarify the matter before it's too late."

Gu Wulian was stunned for a moment, then he took out the cultivator's certificate, dumbfounded: "It can't be a false certificate, right?"

The lady bartender was stunned for two seconds after seeing the gleaming energy level rating on the cultivator's certificate, and then muttered: "Damn...how can you always encounter such outrageous things in the past two days? You made an appointment with her." Is it?"

"……she?"

"A lady who is about your height but with a much worse temper..."

The bartender shrugged: "When I questioned the authenticity of her ID card, she didn't choose to show the practitioner's card, but almost demolished this bar."

"In short, those are not good memories." With a world-weary face that is not suitable for the service industry, the bartender lady said, "So, what do you want to drink, Ms. Gu?"

"I want to order a bottle of wine." Gu Wulian said straight in, "The goods will arrive within two weeks."