One emperor through the ages?White-haired loli!

"Wow... what?" Yan Lu sat on the sofa with his legs crossed like a man, "It turns out that my aunt and I are of the same kind, and I thought it was a lady."

"What kind of fellow!" Gu Wulian gave her a gouged look, "I'm different."

"Double standard." The woman stuck out her tongue.

Gu Wulian supported his forehead and sighed: "Are people around you used to your appearance?"

"It's about the same. It's rarely like this in front of friends. It's basically cursing in the company." Yan Lu said nonchalantly.

The white-haired girl was silent for a while, then said softly: "Forget it, it's nothing, just swearing occasionally, you have that kind of problem, it's inevitable to be grumpy."

——She didn't say the main reason, in fact, she often swears.

"Auntie..." Yan Lu's eyes lit up, and he stretched out his arms to hug the petite girl next to him, "You are much more enlightened than I imagined! You obviously acted like a strange old mother before, always nagging .”

——She didn't say that the frequency of her swearing is not accidental.

"Enlightened doesn't mean you can be big or small!" Gu Wulian pushed Yan Lu away easily, and admonished, "You can't talk to me like just now, you know?"

"Which one?" Yan Lu smiled hippiely. After the weak camouflage was broken, she just didn't bother to pretend.

wow——

Yan Lu's field of vision suddenly rotated.

In the next second, only that seductive pretty face and the long pure white hair hanging down like a curtain were reflected in her pupils.

"That's it." The captivating voice rang in my ears, "Do you understand?"

"... oh, oh..."

The tall beauty who was pressed on the sofa by the petite girl replied blankly.

"It's good if you understand." I didn't know that my actions just now exuded a weird allure, and I didn't know that I really had Ji Ji... To be precise, it was a physique that could make people feel attractive regardless of gender Gu Wulian was very satisfied that he had regained the authority of the elders, "How can a child talk to his aunt?"

Yan Lu sat up, scratched his cheek, and said nothing.

"So—" Gu Wulian returned to the original topic, "Did you guess something, tell me."

Yan Lu didn't seem to care much about what happened just now, and soon began to shout: "I feel like I guessed it all."

"Oh?" Gu Wulian looked at her with interest.

"I haven't asked your name before, but I guess, Auntie, your name should be..."

She raised her chin: "Gu Wulian, right?"

"You are Emperor Zhenxian, Gu Wulian." The woman said with great certainty.

"...How did you figure it out?" Gu Wulian was surprised, but not so shocked that she couldn't speak. The impact on her was not as strong as Yan Lu's "grass".

"Because Yan Powu's good brother, isn't you the only one?"

The slightly narrowed eyes of the white-haired loli revealed a cold light from the elders that frightened children...

"Yan Lu." She said softly, "I remember you told me last night that you didn't know who your ancestor was."

"If you don't confirm it, it means you don't know." Yan Lu is confident, "Before I met Auntie, I didn't confirm that the famous Hades is my ancestor."

"In other words, did you have an idea before?"

"At any rate, I also graduated from the Imperial Academy."

The eldest girl crossed her arms proudly: "How could it be possible that you don't know about Yan Powu and Wuhuijun? My grandma's surname is Yan, anyone can think of it."

"And I'm not bragging. I was always a man of the hour in high school and college, and I was haunted by such strange nightmares. Of course I would feel that there was some big secret in me."

She narrated her secondary school history in a very confident and proud tone.

"Even so, you're not sure." Gu Wulian nodded, "...your grandma denied it?"

"Yes." Speaking of this, Yan Lu became a little frustrated, "She said that we are not Yan Powu's descendants, and my nightmare is just being cursed."

"Even if the connection is so deep?"

"Because what my grandma said makes sense."

Yan Lu rested his chin on both hands: "If I am really a descendant of Yan Powu, how can people who have never returned to the army hate me?"

She turned her head to look at Gu Wulian: "Auntie, is that what you mean by 'should not exist'?"

Gu Wulian nodded silently.

"Besides, it is not written in the history books that the entire army of the No-Return Army was wiped out, and the worst one would have been lost in half." Yan Lu looked up at the ceiling, "How could such a powerful army die as tragically as in my dream? "

Gu Wulian closed his eyes.

Yan Lu suddenly shuddered, and looked around in surprise, but there was obviously nothing but Gu Wulian with his eyes closed.

"What's the matter, this is..." She muttered and rubbed the goosebumps on her arms, "I was shocked for no reason."

Gu Wulian opened his eyes again, and said with a smile, "Is this how the Wuhui Army is described in the historical knowledge you have learned? Nothing else?"

"Yes." Yan Lu nodded, "Auntie means... what's missing?"

"What's missing..."

Too much less.

But Gu Wulian didn't tell Yan Lu, because there was no need to tell her.

What she wants to say, she must say to those who know the truth.

But now, is not the time.

Gu Wulian skipped that topic: "So, Yan Lu, how did you know that I am Gu Wulian?"

"Because you are a time traveler! How can there be a mountain spirit, an ancient monster, who knows everything about modern times and is familiar with it?"

Yan Lu had an expression of "Auntie, what are you talking about".

"..."

"There are so many ghosts and ghosts in the world, and strange stories, but there is one anecdote that everyone recognizes—that is, Auntie, you are a time traveler."

This child's brain circuit...is as strange as Su Mengchuan's.

"Look, I'm very likely to be a descendant of Yan Powu. Auntie, you said that you are my ancestor's brother-in-law. Besides, Auntie, you are a time traveler—"

She clapped her hands together: "Isn't it coming out? By the way, it can be deduced that I am really a descendant of Yan Powu."

Using several uncertain evidences to prove an answer, and then using this answer to prove the few uncertain evidences just now, is a top-level proving genius.

Gu Wulian couldn't help complaining, "You're proof? Isn't it [-]% dependent?"

The woman smiled and replied: "Then I directly choose to trust my aunt, don't you rely on it? My intuition is right. It has helped me many times."

Gu Wulian was silent for a while, then touched her face again: "My conversation...is it really not like the ancients?"

Yan Lu looked at her with a delicate expression: "You lived for so long in that era and didn't speak a little ancient style, which is quite amazing."

At this point, Gu Wulian could see clearly - this girl is a ghost, it's because he still treats her as an ordinary girl who can be easily swayed by emotion.

If it wasn't for the "grass" that exposed Yan Lu's true disposition, wouldn't he have been secretly laughed at by this girl for a long time?

Gu Wulian didn't hit him out of anger, and raised his hand to hit Yan Lu again.

"M... What is this for!" Yan Lu yelled aggrievedly.

"I told you to fool the elders." Gu Wulian snorted softly.

"How did I fool my aunt? Didn't I confess it?"

"You have already guessed something, but you still want to ask me? Is it because I don't tell you, you plan to watch my performance like this forever?" Gu Wulian raised her small face and squinted at her.

The big girl who was covering her forehead groaned and chirped, and got away with the one who didn't speak.

Brave and dark, this unlucky boy...

"In the beginning, I pretended to be an ordinary social animal to win my sympathy." Gu Wulian criticized, "It's too much!"

"But I'm really a social animal." Yan Lu groaned.

"Isn't it a graduate of the Taixue Institute?" Although Gu Wulian didn't know what the Taixue Institute was, it should be a pretty good school.

"A high-level social animal is also a social animal." The woman sighed, "You have the privilege to scold those trashy subordinates, so I really want to change jobs. Obviously I just jumped out of a company full of trash not long ago, but I jumped into a company full of trash. Trash company."

When it comes to work, Yan Lu's resentment gradually increases exponentially.

"I can't comment on this aunt..."

The one big and one small chatted from here to there, although it was all about trivial matters, but they couldn't stop talking.

"...Hey, it's getting dark."

Yan Lu was swallowing, and was about to talk to Gu Wulian about the ugly classmates she met in college, but when she looked up, it was already sunset.

The woman scratched her head: "We didn't eat dinner when we came back at noon, have we talked for so long?"

"Hungry?" Gu Wulian shook his legs unconsciously, "I'll make it for you."

"Auntie, you can cook?!" Yan Lu was very surprised.

The white-haired loli had an expression of "I can't bear to look back on the past" on her pretty face.

"How unpalatable the food in that era is... You don't know, it's really unbearable not to cook yourself."

Yan Lu suddenly realized.

"That's it." She got up and stretched, "I'm going out to buy underwear for my aunt, so I can't keep my lower body naked."

Gu Wulian, who had just landed on the ground, staggered, and the little majesty that had finally accumulated in the conversation was returned to its original shape by a fat time. She was quite annoyed: "Buy it, just buy it, don't say it so strange!"

"It's weird that it's my aunt, okay..." Yan Lu muttered, "Isn't it uncomfortable to run naked for thousands of years?"

"I told you I was in the coffin all the time!"

"Okay, okay...then later, auntie, tell me how you got out of the coffin."

Yan Lu trot to the door with a grin, and said loudly, "Don't worry, I'll buy a few more for all styles of fabrics, and you can wear them whatever you want, auntie!"

Gu Wulian wished he could find a slipper and throw this hapless girl in the face.

Really!

Really...

The girl shook her head both annoyed and amused.

Neither big nor small.

Chapter 13—A Conversation Between Aunt and Niece③

"So, Auntie, your grave is in the next mountain!" Yan Lu was stunned, "No wonder you ran into us, and you were responsible for the landslide?"

"That has nothing to do with me." Gu Wulian waved his hand, "But it's not suitable for you."

Gu Wulian, who didn't want Yan Lu to know about the mess, omitted everything about Su Mengchuan's archaeological team and the aristocratic family.

"Tch, stingy." Yan Lu pretended to curl his lips, and then laughed again, "Then have a drink!"

"Can you do it?" Gu Wulian, who was much shorter than Yan Lu, raised his chin slightly, and touched her, "Dare you drink with me?"

"yeah?"

The eldest girl frowned: "I can't hear that, one of us must lie down today! This braised pork is really delicious."

"So, after you know my identity, you don't respond, do you have any other ideas?"

"Ideas, what ideas?"

"After all, I am also the emperor of the ages, okay, just standing in front of you like this, won't you... be shocked?"

"Auntie, you are a young girl with a loli appearance and a normal modern person's personality... It's hard for me to feel any respect for you. As for the shock... I'm basically shocked when I see you naked-don't knock! Stop knocking!"

"...Don't mention it in the future!"

"Ah! Those gangster scabs!" Yan Lu, who was wearing a black vest and showing a large area of ​​snow-white skin, flushed, and slammed the beer can on the table. When I was young, I turned around and licked the boss's ass, saying that it was all because of my own discipline, and you were so fucking weird that I didn't perform well, shit!"

"Okay, okay, drink less..." Gu Wulian, who was motionless and as steady as a mountain, his mood changed from joy at the beginning to helplessness now, "Do you have to go to work tomorrow?"

"Go... go." Yan Lu replied drunkenly, "It's okay, aunt... aunt, I'm used to it."

"Also, there's more... This is what you cook!"

The eldest girl gave her thumbs up and laughed foolishly: "Much better than me, my niece hates my cooking, hiccup~ Actually, I also hate it, hahahahaha."