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The development of human beings does not actually need God's intervention, and what Yan Bai did was just to have fun in the long years.

Just like now, Yan Bai didn't stop the two children from arguing, because it was also a kind of "fun".

However, Mu Ye didn't intend to waste time arguing with Yinyue, he asked, "Master, where do the gods come from?"

Yan Bai frowned, and kept thinking about it in his mind, he also asked his mother this question when he was a child.

Yan Bai thought for a moment before answering: "In the myriad worlds there is a concept called "void"..."

In order to satisfy the curious baby Mu Ye, Yan Bai changed the definition of the holographic virtual game network and told the two children.

The story went on and on until lunch time.

When the two children were out of their minds, Yan Bai finally finished telling the story and made a delicious lunch for the children. The elder and the younger had a lunch together.

Yan Bai went to work after Mu Ye and Yin Yue had digested their food and lay down for an afternoon nap.

In fact, Yan Bai never piled up government affairs, and would immediately use the technique of multiple shadows to deal with things.

Because of this, even if Yan Bai spends a few days outside without returning to the office, there will be no big problem.

Nara Shikahisa's work is also much easier because he belongs to Yan Bai.

It's a pity that the Naruto position is replaced regularly, and many staff members are very aware of it.

After Yan Bai resigned, this relaxed working mode will be far away from them. Even if the next Hokage can use the avatar technique, he may not have Yan Bai's courage and insight to quickly solve all problems.

Walk slowly along the boundary of the princess mausoleum to the comfort monument.

Even if he can fly the Thunder God Art, Yan Bai often walks like this.

When passing by the Memorial Monument, he would present a bouquet of flowers to Zhujian of Thousand Hands. Yan Bai still remembered the promise back then that one day he would revive Zhujian, but not now. There are some things that Yan Bai hasn't thought about yet.

However, at the entrance of the Consolation Monument, Yan Bai was blocked by a thousand-hand rope tree from Konoha Ninja Village.

Senju Naoki knew that Yan Bai could fly the Thunder God technique.

Because he didn't know how Yan Bai would travel, he had to keep wandering around the Hokage Office and the Memorial Monument. He didn't know how to fly the Thunder God Art, so he could only achieve this kind of "wandering" by walking. Keep yourself sane with this near self-harm.

The moment he saw Yan Bai, Senju Naoshu suddenly knelt down.

Chapter 292 The person you like can shit

Yan Bai felt very magical.

Whether it is foreign affairs or internal affairs of Hokage, Yan Bai handles it very quickly, and the busy ones are basically the staff under his command.

Including the observation of Konoha Ninja Village using the "Sky Eye Technique", it was also handed over to the Konoha Police Department for execution. If there is something that needs to be reported, they will report it to Yan Bai.

But now, Yan Bai has another job in his spare time - educating the thousand-hand rope tree.

That day, when Senju Naoshu saw Yan Bai, he immediately knelt down.

Senju Nawaki apologized to his aunt and aunt crying bitterly, while admitting that he liked Uchiha Mikoto, and begged Yan Bai to help him.

Yan Bai looked at Naoshu Senju with a puzzled look on his face, and he didn't pretend he didn't understand, but said directly to Naoshu Senju, "you need to pay more".

Good guy, Yan Bai's words can't fix the thousand-armed rope tree.

However, Senju Nawaki quite soberly asked Yan Bai how much he wanted.

Yan Bai was also unambiguous, and took out the contract and asked Senju Naoki to sign it.

Calculating money according to time is equivalent to psychological counseling and giving ideas. Anyway, Shengshu has to pay according to time.

The so-called exchange of equal value means that both money and goods get paid.

After the matter is done, each will not owe each other, let alone owe each other any favours, and Yan Bai doesn't intend to ask Qianju Naoshu to repay any favours, anyway, just give money.

After Senju Naoshu took out the pocket money he had saved, Yan Bai first gave Senju Naoshu psychological counseling.

Yan Bai first asked Naoki why he likes Uchiha Mikoto, Naoki replied: "There is no reason, I just like it."

Yan Bai asked Sheng Shu again why he felt that he could not pursue Meiqin on his own, Sheng Shu replied, "I don't know."

I don't know three things about this question.

Yan Bai asked Shengshu to go home and think about it before coming to him, and put aside the job application application first, don't change things around, think clearly before talking.

Senju Naoki calmed down, and found that Yan Bai was not such a difficult elder to communicate with, so he went home obediently.

But today, Yan Bai finished his affairs early in the morning, he was making tea, and the thousand-armed rope tree came again.

When he came here again, Senju Naoki was obviously much more well-behaved than the previous few days. He drank the tea that Yan Bai poured for him, and said nervously, "Grandma, I think Mikoto is very good-looking, and she is also very good at school." Excellent, so I like her very much."

Yan Bai's complexion did not change, but he said flatly: "Have you ever thought about it, the goddess you like can shit."

Thousand-armed rope tree: "..."

After being silent for a long time, Senju Nawaki felt bad all over.

Seeing that the child was about to go crazy, Yan Bai continued with his expression unchanged: "The reason for your liking is too irresponsible, you only see the beautiful side of that girl, have you ever imagined that there is no perfect thing in this world?" people."

"If you don't understand her shortcomings at all, it means that you are not familiar with her at all. Your liking for her is based on the state of looking at flowers in the fog, which is more beautiful."

"Of course, the shit I'm talking about is not a shortcoming. Shit, shit, and shit are physiological needs that every living person will experience. You can't even accept this, and you still say you like her?"

As he said that, Yan Bai suddenly gave an example, "Is Jiu Xinnai still staying at your house? What do you think of her?"

At the mention of this name, Naoki's eyebrows flashed a hint of impatience.

Obviously, the relationship between Naoki and Kushina does not seem to be that good.

Uzumaki Kushina is a little younger than Nawaki, and he should still be in the lower grades at Ninja School with Namikaze Minato and the others.

But Uzumaki Kushina is equivalent to Senju Nawaki's distant cousin, the kind who lives under the fence.

If it was the original fate, the country of Uzumaki was destroyed, and Konoha needed a new Jinchuriki to replace Mito who was about to die, so Kushina would be taken in.

But things are clearly different now.

Mito brought Uzumaki Kushina to Konoha very early on, and at the beginning, he had the idea of ​​letting Kushina accompany Yan Bai, a widowed old man, but he got Yan Bai's disgust.

It also caused Yan Bai to directly tell Mito that he is actually a man, and he is not suitable to take care of a little girl who is not related by blood and has a sensitive identity.

Mito knew that if Kushina Uzumaki was sent back to the Uzumaki Kingdom, even if this young child had the status of a princess, her life would not be very good.

Because of his pity for Kushina, Mito has always expressed that he likes this child very much and keeps her by his side to take care of her.

In this way, Kushina became childhood sweethearts with Shengshu and Zhujian, the kind of childhood sweethearts who lived under the same roof.

Just like what Qianshou Feijian said to Yan Bai back then.

For the elder brother, no matter what the younger sister looks like in the eyes of outsiders, in the elder brother's eyes, the younger sister is ugly.

The relationship between Kushina and Nakoki is almost like a brother and sister, because they know each other's shortcomings too much, such as seeing each other's eye and booger, making it impossible to have other emotions.

Is Kushina not pretty enough?

No.

But for Shengshu, compared with Mikoto, Kushina is far away like a fairy in a dream, and Kushina is more down-to-earth like a stinky sister.

In Nawaki's eyes, there is no sense of disobedience in bringing poop and Kushina together, but when pulling poop and Mikoto together, Nakoki will be so embarrassed that he wants to roll all over the floor.

Now, with Yan Bai's example, Shengshu understood. It seems that he still didn't think clearly enough.

"Shengshu, if you don't understand what you like about her at all, it means you don't like her at all." Yan Bai continued: "What you like is the Mikoto you imagined, not the real Mikoto, and as long as this The girl is not stupid, and she won't like you, there will be no result if this continues."

Although it seems too early to say these things to the current rope tree.

But after reincarnating in this world for such a long time, Yan Bai feels that the children in the world of Naruto are quite precocious, so they should be educated earlier and have less regrets.

Senju Nawaki's face was full of tangles, as if he was racking his brains to think about Uchiha Mikoto's other shortcomings, so as to provide "evidence" for his "like".

Senju Nawaki, who lacks vision, knowledge and experience, is so naive and ridiculous when looking for these "evidences".

However, Yan Bai didn't give him any room to think, and continued to ask: "After talking about your feelings for her, let's analyze what kind of attitude she might have."

"Eh?" Senju Nawaki raised his eyes suddenly.

But Yan Bai said: "You said before that you hope I can help you. What do you want me to help you with? Is your love for Meiqin for the purpose of getting married?"

Hearing "marriage", Sheng Shu, who was still a child, was at a loss for a moment, "Grandma... I didn't..."

Yan Bai tilted his head to look at him, and said, "A love affair that doesn't aim at marriage is nothing but hooliganism. Your original intention has serious moral problems."

Thousand-armed rope tree: "..."

Chapter 293 My sister is as beautiful as a fairy, and my younger brother is as ugly as a pufferfish

"Also, if you are going to marry Mikoto, according to the marriage policy implemented by Konoha Ninja Village and Fire Country, you can get married very early."

Yan Bai continued to talk, "But if you are going to get married, do you know what kind of responsibilities you have to bear? A girl who wants to get married, what she has to consider, do you know?"

Yan Bai didn't break the thousand-armed rope tree and didn't consider the issue of marriage. Why did he not consider marriage to harm other girls?

The Qianshou Clan came out of a tile room and another board room, Yan Bai didn't want to see the surviving rope tree become like that at all.

Uchiha Mikoto is Itachi's mother, Yan Bai didn't want to make such a fuss.

Senju Naoshu looked blank, he didn't think so far in the first place, he was just purely capricious, he wanted to do whatever he wanted, and he didn't think about it.

It's just because I like it in my heart, so I went over rashly, and didn't intend to think about the consequences.

As for what will happen in the future, we will solve it when it happens. This is Senju Naoki's creed.

Of course Yan Bai knew that Senju Naoshu didn't think so much, so he wanted Naoshu to think more.

"Okay, Naoki, here comes a new question." Yan Bai continued to ask, "What qualities do you have that Mikoto likes? Or, what qualities do you have that good girls like?"

Senju Nawaki scratched his head, with a troubled expression on his face, "Grandma, I can't think of it..."

"Okay, then I'll help you think about it." Yan Bai took a deep breath and said, "Would they think you're short?"

Thousand-armed rope tree: "..."

Short?

It is true that he is still young, but he will grow taller in the future.

Before Senju Nawaki could argue.

Yan Bai asked again: "Or...are they trying to make you look ugly?"

Thousand-armed rope tree: "..."

He absolutely does not admit that he is ugly, he is the grandson of the first Hokage Senju Hashirama, and he is also the grandson of the Senju princess in front of him.

Yan Bai obviously saw Senju Naoki's displeasure, but said blankly: "Shengshu, don't be too confident, you have inherited your parents' bad genes, you can take out your own photo and your sister Gang Compare the photos in your hands, you are obviously siblings, one of you is as beautiful as a fairy, and the other is as ugly as a puffer fish."

Senju Nawaki looked at Yan Bai aggrievedly.

Yan Bai continued, "We can't judge people by their appearance, right, but you have to be self-aware that your height and appearance are not dominant."

Saying that, Yan Bai clapped his hands, as if warning Senju Naoki to get down to business, he said: "Okay, let's not talk about the appearance, let's talk about other aspects, talent, do you have it?"

Thousand-armed rope tree: "..."

What does this talent say?

Piano, chess, calligraphy, painting or poetry?

He seems to understand a little, but in fact he doesn't understand.

Before Senju Naoki could answer, Yan Bai's words burst out like a machine gun.

"Wealth, do you have it?"

"Strength, do you have it?"

"Your height and appearance already have the possibility of lowering the opponent's beauty gene. It stands to reason that you lack this part of the advantage related to appearance than the good-looking rival, so you must have a little bit of attractiveness, right? what is it then?"

Senju Naoki stared blankly at Yan Bai.

There is no height advantage, no appearance advantage, no talent, no wealth, and no strength.

The only thing he can take out is the identity of the Thousand Hands Clan, the identity of the son of Hokage, and the identity of the grandson of Hokage.

Except for the identity of the Thousand Hands Clan, he has nothing but the outstanding woman he met, perhaps just to make his children have the qualifications to become Hokage.

Otherwise, why would you like him?

Coming to this conclusion in his heart, Senju Nawaki was depressed.