Dimensional chat group of the number one player

In that forum, there was a critic who claimed to be the "Director of the Bureau of Strategic Deception" who posted all kinds of military and political news indiscriminately, and there was a critic with the title "Leader of Union Secret Service" who always used various unscientific analysis methods Let's analyze the dangerous actions of various criminal forces. The boss with the ID No. 1 who looks very ugly, also has the title of intelligence leader, "Lanzhou Ramen Handleman", "Tail Travel Master", "Community Sends Warmth", "King of Special Forces in the Middle East" and other unknown names.

This forum is poisonous, really poisonous!These people who don't know what to do, the content of the chat is as tall as a software that says "the person is in the United States and just got off the plane". Everyone's ID on a website with few people is all kinds of stalks that can't be complained about!

So, as a cheap hand, I posted a post in this forum in order to pretend to be aggressive.

Title - "It's not who I'm targeting, but everyone here is a hot chicken!" "

Content: Heh, I am not worthy to talk to you bully kings.

After all I can't do:

First say thank you for the invitation and then brag, people get off the plane on Mars.I just finished my Ph.D. get out of class, so I barely have time to answer this question.

All are highly educated, and their family savings are several hundred million.An annual salary of one million is a fart, and a monthly income of ten million is a bit low.

There are thousands of citations and dozens of references.Add a dividing line at the back, and change the topic to continue editing.

So-and-so's answer is perfect, and I will add a short paragraph.It's not who I want to target, online bosses and offline babies.

If you have any dissatisfaction, welcome to offline SOLA!

Click on the upper right corner to exit. After completing a wave of pretense, I went over the wall to find resources again.

So, the next day——

"Bang bang bang bang~"

"Ugh~ It's so noisy! Let me go back to sleep for a while~"

"Bang bang bang bang~"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, so immoral, why are you knocking on the door on the big weekend!"

"Little comrades, please open the door, the community sends warmth!"

"Clam?"

I was blindfolded and stuffed into a sack by a black and rough man who broke into the house blindfolded and took me away. When I woke up, I saw a young man sitting in front of me in the posture of Commander Ikari:

"Little comrade, I am a small member of the Investigation Bureau of the Human Alliance. You can call me NO.13. I heard that a little comrade pretended to be aggressive on our official forum yesterday. The BOSS is embarrassing~ You said this situation, what should I do?"

At that moment, I finally remembered the fear of being ruled by big bosses, and the trembling humiliation of being a cute newcomer.

Why, why!For the first time, I had the desire to pretend and entered a forum full of characters. The two joys overlapped each other. This double joy brought me more joy, which should have been a dreamlike joy. Time, however, why did it become like this——

It turned out that I always thought that all the big shots in the forum were pretending to be aggressive, but in the end, the one who was really pretending to be aggressive was actually me!

"Then what, boss, are you short of people?"

"Little Chest Brother, just now our people investigated your information, very good, very good, both parents died, you have a car and a house, it meets the selection criteria of the organization, I heard that your computer skills are good, help Kuaibo over the wall Countless seeds have been spread. Just now our people have sent your boss to prison for spreading obscenity. You see, as an accessory, instead of going to prison, why not join us and do with us? Well, our department does not have a special name , You can call yourself whatever you want, of course, don’t call yourself the Dragon Group, the last little comrade who called himself this way got sprayed badly, and even attracted that mad dog from AFO, all in all, I am optimistic about you!”

Ah~ It's been so many years since I joined the relevant department out of nowhere!

Over the years, he and BOSS have traveled north and south, devoted their loyalty to the country, and shed blood for the people. It has been five or six years since I was here. The teenagers back then can only be described as youths now.

Speaking of investigating the supernatural event "Zongzi Harm Case" a few years ago, in order to eliminate the bad influence brought by a person with special abilities as soon as possible, I also called myself a member of the relevant department. The relevant department spread it widely on a certain novel website in China, and I was dragged and repaired by No. [-] afterward.

Originally, I thought that there would be no problems if I came to another area this time to make a big deal. Facts have proved that with the perfect cooperation of the team members, all the peripheral organizations of the evil forces and the hidden behind-the-scenes gangsters were all blocked. We were kept in the dark.

Seeing that even the protagonist of a certain organization's plan, the monster code-named Scruggy, is being used indirectly by us, and it will soon make those black evils who want to kill me undead suffer, but the plan is on my side Something went wrong.

I was actually caught by a beautiful young lady who "plays with legs" while watching porn. Crisis, big crisis!

This is not a young lady who will be refreshed by wind and oil at all, but a barbarian who "give me strength, I am Xi Rui". As a boy, I was bound by a tortoise shell by my young lady!

"Hey~ Hey, are you listening? This is Chu Changge, an ordinary person who wants to cooperate with your organization out of interest. Of course, although I am not a bald man in a cloak, you have to believe that me and your The cooperation is quite sincere~ At least I agree with the sentence on the 3rd, the suggestion to change some plans into New Year's Eve plans. Of course, if you want to know more inside information, I can't tell you, I think You don't want to cut off the possibility of cooperation between you and me!"

The young lady easily squeezed the communicator in her hand, and handed the communicator to her hand with a smile: "Your boss asked you to answer the phone~"

"Boss, I was caught by a beautiful young lady, do we still need to continue to do things? Eh? Boss, you are so straightforward, okay, okay~ This is also good, so I don't have to attack the young lady, uh, okay Right! In fact, I can't beat her either~ Ah, young lady, my waist and toes are stepping too hard~ Ah~ Ah~ Boss, I~ I'll hang up first, you guys be careful!"

No. 12 tremblingly put down the communicator in his hand, turned his head and looked at the young lady with a flattering face: "Well, young lady, holding this big stick in your hand will affect your image too much, why don't you~ wait~ young lady don't Slap in the face!"

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My name is No. 12, and I am from a relevant department. I am responsible for intelligence collection and related work related to computers. For example, I will be transformed into thousands of trumpets to act as a navy, and cooperate with the bureau to fool the dark forces and prevent animals that try to cultivate into fines after the founding of the country. , It is forbidden to show female sex parts above the waist and below the brain in TV dramas...

But right now, I'm under a lot of pressure—

No. 12 looked at the pink-haired big loli in front of him. Not long ago, he knew that this cute-looking big loli is actually the pathogen of the Apocalypse virus. A certain organization has been looking for it but can't find it Eve.

Just last night, he "voluntarily" accepted the job of "monitoring" Eve. According to the beautiful young lady, it was to let the dragon group better understand what kind of existence the real "Eve" is. Fortunately, the relevant departments After taking over the plan of a certain organization, it can better handle the Human Alliance's attitude towards "Eve" Xu Youxuan.

At first, I thought that a mere loli would be easy to deal with even if it was dangerous. Maybe he could be like the male protagonist in "This Killer Is Not So Cold", and get a lot of admiration from the loli.

But all this changed completely after I discovered the true face of this loli.

"Hey~ Are you a member of the relevant department?"

Wow!Such a cute big loli, should I take out a lollipop and say to her, "Sister, do you want to go see goldfish with your uncle?" or something like that?

But if I really say it out, even if I don’t get killed by that handsome guy who looks like a young lady but is indeed a male hero, I will be taken away by the Disciplinary Committee afterwards and thrown into a gay rampage Come to the prison for a "three-year start with the highest death penalty" wrestling!

"Little sister, I will be taking care of you for the rest of the time!" No. 12, who was ashamed of her evil thoughts, greeted Xu Youxuan in a friendly way.

He had heard from the big boss of the Hero Association that this brat knew as much as those old drivers, and he didn't want to cause dissatisfaction with both parties because of his inappropriate behavior.

Professor He Kong is currently in the honeymoon period of cooperation with the Human Alliance. Xu Xuanzhou's family is also Eve's family. For the sake of friendly cooperation between the two parties, he puts a friendly smile on his face in the hope that nothing will cause trouble. .

"Qi~ For a period of time in the future, you will eat ours and use ours. Isn't it a matter of course to take care of us?"

Uh, this kid seems to be a bit of a bear!

"Based on my many years of experience, you are almost 30 years old, and you are still an old virgin with only little left and right companions. It is really embarrassing! Within three seconds of you seeing me, the corners of your eyes moved slightly Upturned, it means that you changed from dissatisfaction with Pai to spy on Eve to pleasure of "it seems good to be able to spy on a loli" within three seconds, Qi~ you are a fickle man.

Do you like flat-chested loli so much?You know, liking flat breasts is a dangerous sign. If you like flat breasts, you will feel that it doesn’t matter if you don’t have breasts. If you don’t have breasts, you will think that it doesn’t matter if you are a boy as long as you are cute. If you like boys, you will feel that it doesn’t matter if you are taller as long as you don’t get anal. , If you like taller, you will feel that it doesn't matter to be anal, and the source of all this is just because you like loli, is this the reason why you gave up your love for heterosexuality? "

No. 12's body was shaken and then said in grief and anger: "Why are you so proficient! It doesn't matter if you play tricks or dirty jokes, how do you want to play with a girl who only has girlfriends like Xiao Zuo and Xiao You? !"

Chapter 258 I Know

No. 12's body was shaken and then said in grief and anger: "Why are you so proficient! It doesn't matter if you play tricks or dirty jokes, how do you want to play with a girl who only has girlfriends like Xiao Zuo and Xiao You? !"

Xu Youxuan seems to have gained extra joy from the 12th. Due to the birth of the Human Alliance, festivals between major regions have gradually become popular, and Christmas can be regarded as a very important festival. Xu Youxuan was quite satisfied with getting a lot of joy from a cheap code farmer as the first gift of Christmas.

However, every time Xu Youxuan turned her eyes to the horizon and saw the city swaying in flames, Xu Youxuan would have an absurd illusion of changing world lines.

You must know that for so many years, thanks to the growing strength of the Human Alliance and the timely rescue of the Heroes Association, the major regions under the Human Alliance have not seen such a disaster affecting a city for a long, long time.

Even the invasion tide of dirty beasts in the past few years was blocked by guns, bullets, and powerful individuals on the edge of the city. In the human alliance that generally maintains order, the biggest turmoil is not actually those dangerous creatures, but Precisely people.

It really is that hell is empty, and the devil is in the world.

Whether it is criminals or the organization that caused this disaster, as a human being, the damage to the order of the human alliance has surpassed those dangerous creatures, which has to be said to be ironic.

The sky gradually hung into the night, and after venting her desire to complain on No. 12, Xu Youxuan turned back into that cute and cute big loli again, and returned to the room on the second floor.

She wanted to sleep peacefully, but the turmoil and howling of the city made her sleepless for a long time. She could hear many, many sounds through the air. Usually, what she heard most often were the sound of wind, birds, and the sound of the neighbors. The sound of children playing, the vague breathing of grass and trees, the laughter of clouds in the sky, the voices of people hidden in the bottom of my heart, the voice of the dead but extremely active world gradually penetrated into her mind through her heart .

But now, what she hears are cries, noises, wailing, the crackling of flames burning trees and houses, the curses in people's hearts, and the constant whispering that spreads deep in many people's hearts. The voice of evil thoughts.

Vaguely, she heard the whispering of the virus, playing the ballad called Setsuna Fireworks in the whole world gorgeously, centering on the virus in Xu Youxuan's body, the whole world began to stir.

People in the city's sanctuary sang hymns, and the mottled light and shadow outside the sanctuary swayed, singing praises for this special day.

Death and rebirth.

Chu Changge, who was not far from Xu Youxuan, suddenly sensed something. He gently stroked the amethyst between his fingers, with a playful smile on his face. He could have participated in the rescue of the city, but Wu Tianzong thought of Xu Youxuan The virus on his body might undergo some unfavorable changes, so he was asked to stay near Xu Youxuan to take care of this unstable factor, and he personally dealt with that organization and the many black forces behind it.

But it seems that the resistance of those black forces is very tenacious. Now the agents of the Human Alliance and the major military agencies are maintaining the order of the city. Wu Tianzong, he and the other heroes seem to be entangled by something. It seems that This time things have undergone too many interesting changes than expected!

Speaking of which, a few years ago, Chu Changge handed over to Xu Youxuan a set of treasured secret methods of the father of the oak tree, and a powerful mystic was born in this mysterious and almost hidden world. In principle, it seems that due to the suppression of the secret law, the virus has become more and more controlled by Xu Youxuan in these years of confrontation, so under the incomparable coincidence, countless viruses spontaneously gathered a new will, trying to compete with Xu Youxuan for the body again ownership of.

After all, the real owner of this virus is not Xu Youxuan, but the will of the plane of this virus. The reason why the Apocalypse virus chooses Xu Youxuan as Eve is simply because Xu Youxuan is the most suitable in this world to carry the Apocalypse. Virus vector.

However, choosing you does not mean accepting you, the will of the virus is a strong challenge to Xu Youxuan.

If Xu Youxuan finally surrenders to the will of the virus, then her will will be eroded by the virus and become the shape of the virus. Vector of apocalyptic virus of interest.

If the will of the virus fails, then the last back door where the Apocalypse virus is controlled by the Dayats will be sealed, and Xu Youxuan will completely control the virus's sovereignty over the virus and become the supreme virus queen.

It's no wonder that in the established future, Xu Youxuan will become a coquettish girl. In the original future, this kind of virus will that is full of thoughts of mating may have already defeated Xu Youxuan's will. After all, in the original future, There are no such people as Chu Changge and Wu Tianzong.

And now-

In this small piece of amethyst with sharp water chestnuts in Chu Changge's singer, what is stored is the will of the virus. Xu Youxuan, who was reformed by Chu Changge, suffered a complete defeat and was expelled from Xu Youxuan's body before she had time to grow up. presence in the crystal.

"Bang~"

Chu Changge crushed the amethyst with a sneer. The moment the amethyst was crushed, the ruby ​​necklace worn by Xu Youxuan suddenly let out a wail that resounded throughout the city.

"Yeah ah ah ah ah ~"

The sharp and piercing cry resounded over the big island, passed through the air, spread to every corner, and sank into everyone's heart. Then, the world changed.

"Well, Scruggie, greedy fellow, come get your gold!"

Is this—a crossbow?

It is more appropriate to call it a ballista or a trebuchet.The third void weapon taken out of Carroll's body, a high-strength destructive ballista aimed at large enemies burst out with azure brilliance, blasting an ultimate roar close to him and Carroll into pieces.

At this time, Scruggie, who had already wiped out the enemy who found him, suddenly felt a pain in his head, and an indescribable emptiness spread throughout his body, causing him who was holding Carol to kneel unconsciously on one knee to resist the voice echoing in his head.

"The plan has begun!"

He thought of Xu Xuanzhou inexplicably. Obviously, Xu Xuanzhou knew something, but also concealed something. I am afraid that without his appearance, Xu Xuanzhou has already made preparations to deal with these funerals. Skulu, who does not know the importance of Xu Xuanzhou Ji felt that he had made a mistake. I'm afraid that Xu Xuanzhou was an even more important person than he had imagined.

The trumpet gun, this is the second void that Scruggie pulled out of Carroll after the silver long sword. Scruggie saw it again. Compared with the silver long sword, which has a powerful melee ability , To deal with those organization soldiers equipped with modern thermal weapons, the trumpet gun that can spray high-penetrating metal spikes through a long distance is obviously more useful.

But the situation changed with the sharp and ear-piercing cry, and the imperceptible impact was like the tide of the Qiantang River, wave after wave, more and more intense, in the sight of Scruggie and Carroll, the whole The world seems to slow down.

With good eyesight, they could clearly see from a height that a middle-aged man across the street waved and threw out the hamburger wrapping paper. The wrapping paper in his hand was like a fluttering butterfly, slowly drawing an arc in the air, slowly falling into the sky. in the barrel.

A group of children playing and playing on the road seemed to lose their gravity by bouncing around, jumping slowly for a long time before falling down.

An organization soldier who discovered the death of his teammate seemed to be holding a heavy object in his hand. It took him a long time to lift the pistol. There was an imperceptible cyclone, and the heartbeat in the chest suddenly became violent.

This world seems to be sick, from being full of vitality just now to lying on the hospital bed whimpering and mourning.

"The human brain is slightly larger than the entire universe, and the human mind is the most complicated thing in the world, so there is a great thing called the mind in this world. If one day, we choose to weave the crown of the mind out of the human mind, create a A whole new world. Then this world, will it be a little different?"

The cheerful voice of a child appeared in his mind, as if a bloodthirsty ant had been placed in his brain, biting his brain fiercely, his consciousness gradually went blank, and amid fear and hesitation, he vaguely heard The familiar murmur of a girl:

"Scruggie, my miser, must~ must find me!"

Endless darkness engulfed him, the world gradually became silent, and after that, he couldn't remember anything.

Chu Changge raised his head slightly: "The completion of personality has begun! I don't know how many of these people can really complete their personality initially."

Chu Changge turned to look at Xu Youxuan who walked into her room. She hummed a song she had never heard before, and after humming for a while, she replied slowly:

"Completing personality is not so simple, no matter how optimistic a person is, a certain corner of his heart will be shrouded in haze, the difference is only the size of the covered area!

Master, they are not me. As the source of the Apocalypse virus, I have accepted a large number of other people's memories and used the perfection of each person's personality to form my own spiritual wall.

Just relying on the memory of a person's not long life, it is too difficult to complete the personality. It can even be said that even if we use their own memories to evolve the dream world, they may not be able to find out the truth hidden in this world. The dream world represents the emptiness in their hearts. Even if they notice something, can they really overcome these emptiness? "

Chu Changge messed up Loli Fenmao's hair, and Loli Fenmao seemed to shake her head in dissatisfaction, like a proud cat whose chin was stroked by its owner, with a dissatisfied expression but an honest response.

"Humans are amazing creatures. Their characteristics are far different from those of other races. On the one hand, when they are in a desperate situation, they will spontaneously form groups and rely on the strength of the masses to survive. On the one hand, they are born to worship the strong, and their instincts guide them to seek a strong position in the group, and some people with relatively outstanding talents will stand out from them and become leaders in the group.

People who hate their own powerlessness seek ways to strengthen their bodies and gain power.Those who want to live on their last days will stick together to survive the sea of ​​suffering together.

Those who feel strong will look up at the stars and pursue the distance.I ask you to pull everyone into this spiritually constructed world because people are rather vile creatures.

Before encountering a life-threatening crisis, they will not easily expose their true nature.And if they find that the completion of their personality allows them to live better in this dead world, then they will be able to complete their personality better and faster when they are in an M-shaking physique. "

Chu Changge grabbed the hand of Xu Youxuan, who had grown up and was not easy to hug, and beams of light shone in his hand: "And when they completed their personality for the first time, they opened a door. It opens the door to the future. These people who build the road to the future with the apocalypse virus and their own hearts will become the basis for agreeing with your philosophy and supporting your path to God.

So, as their future leader, you have to learn to trust their strength first. "

The indifferent expression of the pink-haired girl moved slightly: "So? Master, is this why you came to my side? Whether it's the first meeting or the company later, the ultimate goal is not for the person named Xu Youxuan , but the future god named Xu Youxuan?"

"I don't know!" Chu Changge smiled, and then played with Xu Youxuan's face: "It should be said that although there are some purposes for coming to this plane, the most important thing is to have fun. If you deceive you, a future star If God plays around and around, and then gives her a head-on blow when she is the happiest, if you can turn her into a hot weapon for pleasure, I really don't think it's surprising that I did this!"

"What a wicked man!"

Yes, as Xu Youxuan absorbs more and more memories of people who died from the collapse of the virus, her mental growth rate has far exceeded the growth rate that a child of her age should have. The thoughts of countless people are intertwined. She can discern the problems that lurk behind everything.

For example, why was she able to become the host of the Apocalypse virus, and why did Chu Changge come to her by such a coincidence when she became the host of the Apocalypse virus? A former big brother, gave him the only set of secret methods, so that he can extend out of the dream world so well, and can re-condense the souls of those who died under the virus in his own spiritual world, and Don't let yourself feel so guilty.

Too many unreasonable things are intertwined, and the final answer is that the purpose of that big brother coming to me is not pure, and even in a sense, I can step into the Star God , was secretly promoted by this former big brother.

This is also the reason why she only calls Chu Changge "Master" now, because she knows too much and thinks too much. I don't know when it started, an indescribable gap appeared between the two, This thin film divides the two people who have been together for many years at the two ends of the film. Although they can still stare at each other, the feeling in their hearts has changed.

But after hearing Chu Changge's bizarre explanation, she felt relieved for some reason. Obviously, this explanation seemed to be more exaggerated, and she seemed to have become a tool for him to please herself, so why was she inexplicably at ease?