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"Yes, we are all food for maggots, and one day we will stop breathing, become cold and die. So hurry up and make your life extraordinary." Yin Ze also sighed with emotion.

The two high-achieving students suddenly sighed, and looked at the rural street scene melancholy.

"Wow, as expected of a natural scenery, there is actually a pig walking on the street." Sakura Eishi suddenly became excited, pointing to the end of the street in the distance.

Yin Ze also looked over, and saw that there really was a huge meat pig weighing hundreds of catties standing upright and walking slowly, with firm steps and unwavering eyes.

The middle-aged man took out his mobile phone and tried to capture this rare scene.

But after waiting for a minute or two, and getting a little closer, I realized that the pig was being resisted.An old man with frosty hair on his temples, with a natural expression, was carrying a hundred catties of weight, walking leisurely, as if taking a walk.With his back to the sun, his whole body including his face was covered with a shadow. Through the not-so-thick long gown, one could see the shape of the muscle exerting force, and the sense of oppression was as real as it was.

The posture of King Ren is nothing more than that.

"..."

"..."

The two looked at each other and vaguely reached a consensus.

During your time here, talk less and do more.

Chiba Framesui walked to the door, holding the fresh pork on his shoulder with one hand, and when he saw his son-in-law and the outstanding young man, he couldn't help asking kindly, "Have you finished the chicken?"

"It's already done." Eishi Sakura asked hesitantly, "Father, why don't you drive a small scooter back, that family's business is so dishonest? Do you want to take it yourself?"

"It's just a matter of convenience, it's nothing." Chiba framed Sui said indifferently.

"I'm mainly worried about you. After all, it will be bad if you fall on the road." Sakura Eishi said.

"Okay, Yingshi has a heart." The old man smiled generously, "That's how it is, you carry this pig to the backyard, and I will wash my hands later, get tools, and share the meat."

"..."

The old man walked into the house after handing over, and the middle-aged man was forced to take over high-quality pork, and his whole body began to crumble.

"Don't stick around, give me a hand!" Eiji Sakura bowed his waist and shouted for help.

Master Yin walked to the back and pulled two pig's trotters. Both of them gritted their teeth and hurried to the yard.

"Aren't you very fierce when you slaughtered the chicken just now, why can't you use your strength now." Eishi Sakura carried the big pig on his back, holding the pig's head with one hand, sweating on his forehead.

How can technology be equated with brute force?

Yin Haihuang sighed, and the two talked and talked, and finally carried the pig to the wooden table in the yard, and they both supported the doorpost to rest.

This is the downfall of technology.

Chiba, who had changed his clothes, reappeared and began to divide the various parts in an orderly manner. Every time he cut a piece, he would talk about what kind of food it can be used for and how to cook it.

"I didn't expect my father to have such skills and experience." Eishi Sakura stood beside him, as humble as an intern watching a top surgical demonstration, "Look at this technique, you are a master in the Tao, who said you can't cook ?”

"I really can't cook, but I like studying biological structures."

Qianye Huasui is proficient in using all kinds of knives, and the rough man has a bit of an academic atmosphere at the moment.

"More than 20 kinds of chemical elements are obviously found everywhere on the land, but they can be combined into countless compounds in the body, bursting out unimaginable strength and wisdom, not to mention that after targeted training, they can still Going one step further—hehe, the flesh is amazing, isn’t it?”

Eiji Sakura looked at his father-in-law who was obsessed with studying flesh and blood and showed a childlike smile, and was suddenly silenced.

Yin Ze leaned back very consciously, sitting on the wooden board of the room, looking at the "surgery" in the distance, he began to think about whether the choice of coming here was right or wrong, and he really hoped to go to night early and sleep soundly.He lowered his head and pulled an old magazine, but when he moved the newspaper away, a dark phantom jumped out from the gap in the furniture like a dragon and lightning.

"I'm so stupid!!"

The man let out an authentic growl, and jumped up as if his butt was on fire.

"What's wrong with you?" Sakura Eishi asked strangely.

"What's going on?" Qianye Jiasui had been in Xiangjiang, understood the young man's simple vocabulary, and asked with concern.

"There are cockroaches!" Yin Zezhong roared angrily, and the whole person had already run from the room in the yard to the outside of the yard.

"It's backed by mountains and rivers, so there's nothing to be surprised by some insects." Eishi Sakura saw the young man who had always been invincible frightened into a chick, and finally had a feeling of satisfaction, and smiled proudly, "The big man is also Afraid of cockroaches?"

"It looks like we need to clean up. The insecticide we bought last time doesn't seem to be working." Chiba framed Sui's sad face, which didn't match his unparalleled arrogance when he was fighting against a hundred catties of meat.

"Hey~ Father, don't panic, I'll come as soon as I go."

After finishing speaking, the middle-aged man walked forward majesticly, rolled several stacks of newspapers into a thick stick, hammered the floor several times, suppressed the great terror in the long river of time, and then stood up like a hero again. I glanced over at the shivering young man.

Sakura Eishi walked around the house and said dismissively.

"Are there any bugs?"

Naturally, Wuchong responded in human terms.

But then, as soon as he looked up, he saw a multi-legged, silk-spinning creature hanging from the top.

The middle-aged man's pupils shrank slightly, he couldn't stop screaming sharply, and easily played a high-pitched C1, dropped his helmet and armor, covered his head and ran out of the house to stay with the young man.

"What's the matter with you?" Qianye was taken aback.

"There are spiders!" Eiji Sakura said in horror.

"It's backed by mountains and rivers, why are there any bugs?" Chiba framed Sui speechless.

"But that's too big! I've only seen it in documentaries!" Eiji Sakura said in a nightmare.

"Hey, what are you panicking about, look at me."

After finishing speaking, the old man walked forward majesticly, looked up contemptuously, picked up the clothes drying pole and swept it across the sky, and cut off the spider web. Seeing the devil fall, with a movement of his arm, the pole moved with his heart, and held the eight-armed Shura in the air. .The old man turned around, and with another subtle shake, the monster was thrown into the bag, then tied, and sealed.

"I'll get it to the Biology and Forestry Department of the university in the town later, and I can exchange it for a bag of rice. It's actually not poisonous, but it looks like a bluff." Chiba Chisui calmly held the bag and said to them.

Seeing the strength of the old man who suppressed the catastrophe within a few breaths, the two felt admiration spontaneously.

Look at that frosty hair and silver beard, a pair of eagle eyes, and an imperial demeanor.

It's really a god!

"...But going on like this is not an option. Next time, change to an insect repellent brand." Chiba Framesui still looked worried.

"That's easy to say, father just go to the Internet and swipe my card." Sakura Eishi straightened his clothes, even though his beauty had faded before, his elegance never went out of style.

But just when the two of them thought that the Great Tribulation of Thousand Years had passed safely, they suddenly heard a shocking battle cry, with a bit of fear hidden in the voice.

"—You bastard!" Chiba frame-year-old roared.

There are rats?

After Yin Ze heard it, he subconsciously looked at his uncle beside him.

And the middle-aged man subconsciously looked back.

The two looked at each other, a little embarrassed, smiled politely, and then looked at the yard together.

The old man jumped heavily to the center of the courtyard, his whole face twisted together, his body seemed to be burning with murderous aura, and the clothes drying pole in his hand looked like a bloody spear.

"Why did father do this?! Elderly people don't like to swipe their cards, I, I can give cash!"

Sakura Eishi habitually thought that the deadly aura was coming towards him, so he was shocked. Just as he was about to apologize, he saw his father-in-law, who looked like a demon god, rush towards the fence three steps after two.

Taking a closer look, this ghost is clearly chasing a... mouse with a slender tail?

Qianye Framesui's expression was a mix of murderous intent and fear, after all, he was not an ordinary person, he would not run away when faced with great evil, but faced it bravely, strangling it with bloody hands.The little mouse ran left and right nimbly, and hid directly under a stack of spare tiles in the corner of the courtyard.

The old man arrived in an instant, his long breath became thicker and heavier at this moment, and he swam with all his strength, his heels pierced the ground like tree roots, his waist turned and his arms walked, and his right hand was like a sharp sword and steel knife facing the sky lift.

Tighten, burst!

"drink--!"

Accompanied by killing with anger, power descended from the sky.

First there was only one crisp sound, and then there were continuous crisp sounds.Near the chest height of an ordinary person, the piled up spare tiles shattered crazily one after another, and finally shattered into a pile of rubble and wreckage, with dust and smoke floating——

Zhentiangou, extreme flow, ghost mountain eruption? !

Master Yin was so shocked beyond words by the sublimation of fantasy into reality.

The small pile of tiles drowned the poor little mouse in an instant, and became a cruel purgatory from which it could not escape.

"Hmph, avoid fear, become fear, surpass fear..." Chiba took a deep breath to adjust his Qi, turned around and said to the two of them calmly, "You have a long way to go."

The two could only nod mechanically.

"What was that sound just now?"

The grandma and her daughter and granddaughter group who went to pick vegetables had returned at some point, looking at the messy yard in shock.There are scattered chicken feathers, delicious big pigs divided into dozens of pieces, clothes poles inserted straight into the grass, and a pile of broken garbage.

Chiba Framesui's body was slightly stiff, and he hugged his head and ran away without looking back.

"You're going to die! You smashed all the tiles!" The gentle and kind old woman's expression changed, she ran up and pulled out the clothes rail and chased after the old man.

"What's going on?" Sakura Mio asked in a dazed manner to the two brothers and sisters who were holding each other's hands and sticking to the corner.

"We don't talk." Yin Ze said.

"We only do things." Eiji Sakura added.

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Chapter 120 The Fourth Rise of the Dark Middle-Aged

The countryside is simple and simple, and people are encouraged to work before eating, so the two men who depended on each other received a new main task.

Chiba Framesui suggested that the two of them also cook a side dish, which would have a more family-friendly atmosphere.

The two smiled, nodded and said yes, and when they turned back to the kitchen, they felt like they were facing a big enemy, and they couldn't breathe smoothly.

"What to do? How to do it?" Yin Ze asked quickly.

"I can't even kill a chicken, you ask me?" Sakura Eishi was very surprised.

"Uncle claims to be a good man at home. He has been serving dishes for more than [-] years, but he hasn't learned every trick from Aunt Zhisen?" Yin Ze sneered.

"Hehe, although I can't cook, I have a lot of experience in serving dishes. Unlike my junior, who is only good at killing, there happens to be a little Buddha in the living room. Your sins are serious, why don't you go and eliminate your karma first." Zuo Cang Yingshi also prevaricates back without any hesitation.

"Now is not the time for verbal disputes. If you don't deliver the goods at dinner, you and I will have blood on the dinner table." Yin Ze said seriously, "Time is limited, I suggest using your mobile phone to search for foolish tutorials on the Internet immediately. The strength of high-achieving students is not there Knowledge, but the ability to absorb and understand new things, now is the time to prove your gold content."

"It makes sense." Sakura Eishi knew that the overall situation should be the most important.

The two arrogances of the University of Tokyo immediately started to act, showing their powerful information retrieval ability and understanding.

The middle-aged man became cautious. He saw someone typing "appetizers that fools can make" in the search box and smiled contemptuously.

Hmph, I have never lost to others in my life, but I just want to go one step further.

So Sakura Eiji quickly typed in "novice-level side dish food tutorial".

About ten minutes later, the two venerables ended their search in the Daozhihe River, and closed their eyes to analyze the principle of the law.When he opened his eyes again, the uneasiness and confusion had all disappeared, replaced by firmness and the confidence to hold onto the star of fate!

The middle-aged man took the potatoes, and the young man took the bean curd.

There was a clanging of pots and pans.

"Coriander doesn't need stems but leaves. Green onions account for 24.415% of the whole dish. It should be finely chopped, preferably as thin as fishing line, and it will melt in your mouth..." Eiji Sakura murmured beside him.

"It's just dried tofu for 200 yen. Your request is really crooked." Yin Ze was speechless.What he is making is cold dried tofu, which belongs to the level that can be done with hands.

"Okay, the tone of talking to me is getting more and more arrogant now. I admit that this place has suppressed me, and I can't give full play to the urban elite, but it's just these few days. Didn't my junior think about the days after I go back? Is it?" Eiji Sakura said viciously.What he is making is mashed potatoes, which seems to belong to the ultra-advanced level that requires the use of flame level.

"Could it be that uncle is too sensitive?"

"When you are in a dangerous place, you should be more cautious. Brother, I think you should be aware of it by now. Here, only you and I are allies with the same direction of survival. Therefore, we must not fight among ourselves." Sakura Ying The scholar said earnestly, "We can only tide over the difficulties if we advance and retreat together."

"what do you mean?"

"It's like now, we all have to cook small dishes, and no one can do better than the other. In this way, there will always be one person who will face harsh criticism. It's better to have good ones and bad ones. This is called adversity!" Eiji Sakura said firmly.

"... Uncle, your mashed potatoes overturned?" Yin Ze showed a clear expression.

"It's ridiculous! I made it strictly according to the tutorial, and I also secretly communicated with Zhi Mori through text messages. I got precious professor-level advice from her. How could I overturn it?!" Eiji Sakura yelled.

Indeed, Master Yin also nodded, feeling ashamed of his malicious speculation.It's just a piece of mashed potatoes. Given my uncle's ability to wear a Rolex and drive a Mercedes-Benz, there's no reason why he can't grasp it. What's more, there is a senior and virtuous housewife offering advice and key skills.Taking ten thousand steps back, even if it is not so delicious, it will never be to the point of overturning.

Alas, only I am alone, lonely and helpless.

"I understand what Uncle means. You think that my side dishes will be far inferior to yours. That's why you said that. You didn't ask me to cooperate with you, but you told me openly that you would cooperate with me." Yin Yin Ze Chang sighed, "Uncle is still a kind person."

"You finally understand my painstaking efforts." Eishi Sakura was taken aback for a moment, then nodded in approval in relief.

The two talked and laughed at Yan Yan, and the kitchen was filled with the light of humanitarianism and the righteous atmosphere of humanistic care.

Another time has passed.

Eiji Sakura looked at the mashed potatoes in the bowl that were being stirred until they were thick and mushy.