Super super super want your 2000 nuns

"Salted dry shark, belly haggis, half-ripe blood sausage, canned herring, live maggot cheese, pickled puffin... Well, this dish may impress me the most. It starts with catching a hundred petrels and one The seal, then cut open the seal's stomach, buried the petrel in it, sewed up the stomach and belly, sealed it with grease, and buried it deep underground for about two to three years.

Then take it out, cut open the stomach of the seal, take out the petrels that have been tortured by stomach acid for two to three years, pull out their tails, and absorb the rotten internal organs from the anus. "

"...I can understand why Elder Yuan was so impressed."

"It's a bit disgusting, but it actually tastes good. If a woman loves a man deeply, she has tasted even more disgusting things. Compared with it, this is nothing."

While saying these words, Yuan Jingyi rested her elbows on the table, cupped her cheeks and looked at Gui Tangdong.Gui Tangdong saw that her cheeks were rosy, and there was just a smear of salad dressing sticking to the corner of her mouth.Yuan Jingyi is small in size, her complexion is tender, her mouth is naturally small, and her lips are tender pink.

Gui Tangdong's heart beat violently, his hand touched the dishes next to him, and the dishes fell, he took advantage of the opportunity to pick up things and bent down to lower his head, finally able to hide his panic.A second later, Yuan Jingyi's laughter sounded like Beatrice's.

The women's shoes fell, and the fragrant wind and shadows passed over Gui Tangdong's shoulders. Out of the corner of Gui Tangdong's eyes, he saw the red skirt rippling, and then, the calf wrapped in stockings fell obliquely on his shoulders. Come feel soft.

Yuan Jingyi's heels gently knocked against Gui Tangdong's back, so her calf squeezed and stretched on his shoulder back and forth. Is she massaging his shoulder with her soft calf, or is it him? shoulders massaging her soft calves?

Gui Tangdong raised his head and faced Shang Yuan Jingyi's forward leaning body. It was obviously a loli body, but it had the curves of a mature big sister. I don't know whether it should be called a violation of harmony, or the combination of contradictory attributes produces immoral pleasure.

Yuan Jingyi's hand fell on top of his head, and she was not satisfied just touching his hair. Her hand, which was wearing a white silk long-sleeved glove, slid down, from her left ear to her cheek, and then to her chin. Tang Dong's Adam's apple brought him some discomfort and itching.

"It's big." She said softly.

Gui Tangdong was dazzled by the words poured out from her cherry lips, Yuan Jingyi's hand left his chin, and wrapped his other cheek, which had become hot.

Guitang tilted his head to the east, but she made a slight effort to make him look at her, that little devil's smile.Gui Tangdong looked at the lace of Yuan Jingyi's skirt and asked in a low voice, "Is it interesting to tease me?"

"This is a reward for you, thank you for allowing me to taste happiness from food. I am a person who is good to anyone who can please me. So, do you want to try to please me further?"

"You're drunk, Elder Yuan."

"I'm not drunk, but I like the feeling of being drunk. Because you can tell the truth when you are drunk, and no one will blame your truth. Who will take drunk words seriously?"

Yuan Jingyi narrowed her eyes, and stroked Gui Tangdong's nose and lips: "It would be great if you weren't Xiaoqing's Taoist companion."

"There are no ifs in this world."

"You hate me?"

"No, I can't resist Elder Yuan's charm, it's just... Elder Yuan advised me not to be hostile to the sect, but your desire itself is hostile to the sect. Who will allow us to be together? And can we forgive My own betrayal of my senior sister?

What's more, we only have carnal desires and no love. Even if we are together, the elders will soon abandon me after they get tired of playing with me. "

The atmosphere became cold, Yuan Jingyi's calf moved away from Gui Tangdong's shoulder, she jumped off the table, and said to Gui Tangdong: "You are right, 'we' can't do it."

She left quickly, not giving Gui Tangdong a chance to ease the atmosphere.And at a later time, the braids were drawn on the sleeping Gui Tangdong's chest, and Nan Qingxu, who was sitting astride him, looked down at him like a proud cat.

She bent down, put Gui Tangdong's earlobe in her mouth, and said softly, "But we can do it."

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On November 11, the group stage ended, and Li Qingchuan steadily qualified as the number one in the last group.After the game, she ordered Gui Tangdong's original green plum wine, and asked him to bake his specialty desserts. There was no requirement for the shape, but cream and sugar had to be topped up.She is more interested in snacks than meals.

This seems to be becoming a habit, that is, when Gui Tangdong's close family members have something worth celebrating, they will specify his wine collection and dinner menu for the day... Gui Tangdong responded to their request, because he tried his best Turn this into a family tradition that will bring family members closer together.

Gui Tangdong decided to make something with explosive sweetness, and soon, the kitchen was full of sweet and greasy smell.

Similar to mutton, baked snacks can exercise the flame control degree of monks in the Qi training period of Yangyan Mansion, and the reasonable processing of materials and the craftsmanship to make them delicious pave the way for the Foundation Establishment Realm to eat a lot of food to exercise their bodies... After all, you know best what your body needs to eat, and you can only create personalized recipes by yourself.

Although forging weapons, smelting metals, pottery, or other items that require fire can also exercise a person, those are items patented by Bingjiamen and Diliangzong, and Yangyan Mansion can easily be sued for using them.The sect suffers from being established late, so it can only expand in areas that others don't pay much attention to.

Thinking in the direction of warmth, even if you are eliminated from the outer sect of Yangyan Mansion and returned to the mortal family, if you learn a skill in the sect, you can at least be able to find a job in your hometown again. In any era, the rich among mortals are short of being able to satisfy The chef of their stomachs.

So at that time, when 15-year-old Gui Tangdong opened the curriculum and saw the densely packed cooking classes, he thought he had arrived at a culinary school.

He was brought into the gate by Li Wugui as an exception, and Li Qingchuan came to him from time to time, which gave him a very high sense of presence in the eyes of young monks.If he has a high sense of presence, he must lead by example, otherwise people will criticize his respected master, and some of his favorite and respected senior sisters are ignorant of others.In addition, he had the hidden help of a system plug-in, so Gui Tangdong opened the book directly and learned all the dishes he could theoretically learn.

If it weren't for his lack of talent in this area, so the taste of the food he made was mediocre, the one rising in Qidi might not be a genius monk, but a genius chef.

Gui Tangdong was stirring the egg liquid, when he heard movement at the door, he said, "Wait for another half an hour."

"Ah."

Gui Tangdong trembled when he heard the voice: "Elder Yuan..."

After the night of the 18th, the relationship between Yuan Jingyi and him returned to the original state. She would either not speak or make faces when they met. On the other hand, Gui Tangdong always had nightmares at night, dreaming that he became a Sleeping Beauty, and There was a perverted old man playing tricks on him. Although he didn't go to the end, he played with him to a considerable extent.

Do I have a female side too?

The first time, Gui Tangdong suspected himself, and the second time, Gui Tangdong suspected that someone had tampered with it. He immediately thought of Yuan Jingyi and suspected that she had tampered with the incense.

As of yesterday, he didn't have such a strange dream, which means that Yuan Jingyi's anger has subsided, but neither he nor Yuan Jingyi had the opportunity to speak. All business affairs are between him and her subordinates, and all private affairs are only with her. Li Qingchuan and Nan Qingxu talked.

fair enough.Gui Tangdong couldn't help thinking that, looking at Bai Yinghua's end, he knew how terrifying it was to be entangled with the cultivator of Huashen.

"Xiaoqing pleaded with me. She thought you made me angry again, so she said good things to ask me to forgive you. We don't talk, and she is the most uncomfortable. So, in front of Xiaoqing, let's act out the previous relationship. .”

"Play..."

"Yeah, play. The wound of the foreign god connects us, at least until the sect takes full control of that thing and heals our wounds, we all have this annoying... connection.

I can't let you go, and you can't let me go, the only thing that stops us from getting closer is the thin morality.However, seeing Xiaoqing like that, as an elder, I must show my energy to repay her trust.

'We' can't be in that relationship, so I'm going to try to hate you.You can also hate me, anyway, these days I have exhausted you, maybe without the wound of the foreign god, you would have hated me a long time ago.

I can feel that you are guarding me, just like the sisters of the Fangyi family. In my eyes, those two women and I are the same... If, you are not my senior brother's proud disciple, if you don't have the wound of the foreign god , I will open up your ass, and then sprinkle chili, pepper, mustard, dogwood, pepper, and salt on the wound, so that you will pay for your contempt for me.

I really regret that if I didn't mind my own business, I wouldn't have to drag this young body and be treated like a child, impulsive and confused, full of emotional weaknesses, I finally gave up those things and became strong, why? Let me experience it again, and let me face the person with the same name and surname as the dead Taoist companion, and hear him hurt me again, damn it! "

Yuan Jingyi stomped her feet angrily, and the floor tiles under her feet turned into powder. Gui Tangdong couldn't help being a little scared, he was worried that he would follow in the footsteps.Yuan Jingyi sneered: "Before you dared to argue with me, are you afraid now?"

"No, I just don't want to make a sad woman sadder."

"Fantasy words, people like you must have been very unfortunate in your previous life, so you only think about people who harm our world after you come here."

Yuan Jingyi brushed the hair next to her ears: "The 18-to-8 match is the most dangerous for you, except for the few allies you trust, you'd better treat other monks as potential enemies.

If the sisters from the Yi family, or other cultivators who transform into spirits intervene, I will also intervene.Don't be arrogant, no matter what our personal relationship is, you must obey me unconditionally in major matters... Just like that, it feels so good to speak the truth. "

On the surface, Gui Tangdong and Yuan Jingyi resumed their previous relationship, but after Yuan Jingyi clarified the matter, some concepts quietly changed, and actions and words that would not be considered ambiguous in the first place became particularly special in their eyes. Sensitive, so keep your distance.

They become cold, but they become more concerned about each other in their hearts and refuse to admit it.Every night, Yuan Jingyi looked at Gui Tangdong's sleeping face, sometimes when she closed her eyes, Nan Qingxu got up, she looked at Gui Tangdong tangled up, fisted her hands, and went back to sleep.

"Ugh."

Yuan Jingyi took out an old buddy she hadn't seen for many years from the storage ring. She only showed her head and looked at Gui Tangdong outside. Sleeping face, arouses her despicable desires.

So, her cherry lips parted and let out a sweet sigh.

Sharp Commentary on Chapter [-], God of Foreign Lands

On November 11, the special knockout round of 20 to 18 began.Each Qidi Champions League has an indefinite number of teams, and there is no guarantee that 8 players will enter the knockout round. Therefore, it is necessary to set up a special competition mechanism to reduce the indefinite number of knockout players to 16, and then proceed normally Knockout procedure.

As before, the names of the contestants poured out from the martial arts arena, and the special effects were different: the contestant in Yangyan Mansion was a flaming red lotus blooming, and the names of the contestants spit out from the stamens;

The Palace of Four Seasons begins with a section of snow-covered pine branches. After the recovery of spring, the prosperity of summer, and the decline of autumn, the pine branches are annihilated in winter. Its ashes float in the wind and the names of the contestants are written;

Eighteen kinds of weapons form a messy gray pool. In the crisp sound of clattering, the cold steel made of Long Bo's broken blade technique rises up and is forged into the contestant's name. The name has sharp lines and cold color, explaining the meaning of armor How monks make themselves into a weapon;

The sun casts violent rays of light and condenses into the shape of a sundial. The projection of the pointer of the sundial is connected to a brush, using light as ink, and the projection rotates. The brush writes the names of the contestants in gold. At the end, a drop of light ink drops and falls on the On the ground, it produces the special effect of splashing in the water.

The special effects of the martial arts of the top four players in the Qidi Champions League last time were carefully produced, in stark contrast to the simple special effects of the remaining martial arts.

"vanity."

Yuan Jingyi was not interested in these fancy packaging, but when the flying puppet pointed at her, she smiled and slapped her hands perfunctorily.

The flying puppets made of folded talisman paper are like dragonflies after a summer rain, roaming around the field. They are the camera positions of the game, but they are not for live broadcast, but for detailed recording, so that the eight sects can take it back and read it for research .

Today, there was an extra box quietly added to the Martial Arts Field, and the Western Orthodox Church coat of arms with a cross as the main body, decorated with lightning and a crescent moon, appeared on the ninth box.Kiki, with her legs crossed and wearing a white bathrobe, opened her mouth and put a bunch of grapes into her mouth.

Qiqi is not interested in the warm-up match, but she is a god of foreign lands who keeps her promise. She promises that the live broadcast time will not be missed by 1 minute, but sometimes she does not have enough broadcast time but does not want to live broadcast, so she will find someone Something hangs up the live broadcast room to mix the duration.

Lady Goddess lowered her avatar, and was very happy to eat and hang out, but suffered from her new leader, Bishop Liu Bisa of Baicheng. On the night when Kiki came, Liu Bisa had to visit the elders of the eight sects one by one to make them sure that this was not the West. The Orthodox Church launched a surprise attack on Linzi Port, a signal for an all-out war.

At the same time, he had to try to make the godless eastern pagans understand that what descended here was only the clone of the goddess, and the goddess herself was on vacation with the Eternal Patriarch Hathavi.

Liu Bisa was physically and mentally exhausted by Qiqi's intrusion, but he thought it was a test given to him by Qiqi. After working hard, he dragged his exhausted body back and saw Qiqi lying on the bed lazily reading a book. Sweetness and warmth lingered in his heart.

For her, all the suffering and all the tiredness are worth it.

Because Qiqi lowered her avatar and continued to exist, she slightly disturbed the laws of the East, and Liu Bisa recovered to the strength equivalent to that of Yuanying in the late stage. The bewildered believers at the back of the room explained and broadcasted the situation live.

At the same time, he distractedly said to Qiqi: "Master Goddess, it is very likely that the eight sects will launch an offensive against the country protected by your former number one dragon slayer, George, in the coming year."

"Where's George?" Qiqi vaguely remembered that person, "I feel like I haven't seen him for a while."

"Your Excellency George has passed away. I think that a saint like him will be able to ascend to heaven after death. One day, the goddess will rule the whole world, and all believers who are preserved in heaven will reshape their bodies and usher in the first day of eternal life." Second life."

This is why Qiqi is a ruthless scumbag, and many Thais follow her, because Qiqi promises to preserve the souls of believers after they die, and when she is rich, she will lead them back to their hometowns.

"Oh, he is too, and the people before him are too, why are you always so short-lived."

Qiqi sighed: "When Hathaway first called me, I traveled with them as a warband woman, and they were all very interesting humans.

But one day they buried one of them, and I asked Hathaway why he didn't play with us anymore, and Hathaway fought back tears and said the man was dead.From this, I understand that death is parting from a familiar person, and then the earth erects a tombstone with his name engraved on it.

I felt it was a pity, so I enclose a large piece of land where the church headquarters will become in the future, and decided to bid farewell to everyone who accompanied me on the trip.As soon as I opened my eyes, there were ten more tombstones in that field, and soon, there were ten times more tombstones there. In this cycle, it didn't take long for me to feel that the place was already filled.

Since then, I have stopped seeing them off. After repeating the farewell many times, it will only make people feel indifferent. "

She patted Liu Bisa's shoulder old-fashionedly: "You have to work hard, live a little longer."

Liu Bisa turned his head away, not wanting to embarrass himself in front of the goddess. He changed the subject and asked, "My lord, there is a believer in the bullet screen asking who you think will win the championship and who will grow up, it will be us ( Tessie) threat?"

Qiqi's expression became a little more serious: "The one who won the championship is Gui Tangdong. He has a growing and unformed god on his body, and there are wounds left by other gods. These elements disturbed what happened to him. probability event.

He can't change things that are bound to happen, but he can definitely change things that happen with probability, and when he comes into contact with others, he will also subconsciously change the probability events of others... However, his changes are random, Sometimes favored, sometimes bad, he disturbs order and brings chaos to others. "

He has adapted to and enjoyed the chaos, while others can't help but panic in the face of chaos. In this way, he has an innate advantage over others.What's more, those two elements in him help him grow quickly and help him resist various types of injuries. One will ebb and flow, and he will have a great chance of winning against others.

But in terms of threat to Tessie, he can only rank third among today's contestants. "

Qiqi’s live broadcast room is full of question marks. The believers understand the temper of the goddess. Another believer generously donated money and spent a huge amount of money to send a prominent message. After pleasing Qiqi, she continued: “This young man is eager for change, and he The change must start from the surroundings, so he will turn the world upside down first, and then consider other things.

At that time, I will personally come forward to win over the major forces in Taixi, form a coalition to provide supplies, and assist the monastic community to end his rebellion... Otherwise, once the god in his body is formed, it will evolve into a world war. At that time, I am lovely There will be countless casualties among believers, and they won't watch my live broadcast and send me money, that's terrible. "

Liubisa said in a deep voice, "Maybe I can..."

"It's not necessary, because there are two more chaotic monks."

Qiqi said: "The second place is the little girl (Dong Baixue) who fought against you and almost killed you once. She has the power of a foreign god, and she is extremely pure."

"Isn't purely bad?"

"It's purely self-interested. For a person like her, if killing 10 people can improve her strength, then she will kill 10 people without hesitation. She will do anything to improve her strength.

The resources that this world produces every year are limited, and if a person wants to become stronger, he must consume resources.And an extremely self-interested person like her eats one resource when she encounters it, and eats ten resources when she encounters ten resources. She never considers the allocation of resources and the feelings of others, and does not care whether the resources she eats are superfluous. , she just ate and ate.

She will keep eating like that, and when the east side is finished, she will eat our side.At that time, she became extremely powerful, enough to order the weak monks to launch a war to snatch resources for her.

Gui Tangdong is her suppressor, and she is also Gui Tangdong's suppressor. When the two are hostile to each other, they can be restrained, and Gui Tangdong is more likely to be eliminated first, so the rest of her will be Unstoppable. "

"Who is No. 1?" Liu Bisa asked.

"Here."

Liu Bisa looked in the direction of Qiqi's finger and saw Bai Xiyou. While explaining to the audience in the live broadcast room who the beautiful passer-by was, he asked, "In my opinion, she was just involved in a power struggle." Poor thing, the value exists in the contradictions of the cultivators who transform themselves into gods.

Once the God Transformation cultivator resolves the conflict, she will most likely be refrigerated or even destroyed. My old friend encountered such a fate. "

"Why is she ranked first? In terms of mentality, Gui Tangdong and the little girl who ranked second have no intention to destroy the world subjectively, but this person is different. She is already crazy. I can feel her desire to ignite the world. .

From the perspective of the body, a near-complete god exists in her body. That thing knows nothing about the world, but prematurely feels the host's constant hatred and malice.Then, when He came into the world, he would probably set the world on fire with hatred and malice.

When gods descend from the outside world, they will be greatly suppressed by the laws of the world, and thus become targets that the natives can defeat.However, if under special circumstances, the gods are born from scratch and grow locally, then the formed Him may not be restricted by the laws of the world.

So, I put her first.She doesn't matter, but what's inside her matters. "

Liu Bisa bowed and said: "Even so, we only have Lord Qiqi as a god in our hearts."

"Well, don't look at other women."

"Then, facing such a threat..."

"Don't be anxious to be a hero." Qiqi smiled, "If you want to say anxious, it is the monks who are anxious first."

After the opening ceremony full of vanity, the monks returned to their lounges. Gui Tangdong connected the communication talisman, and Yuan Jingyi's voice came: "Brother wanted to contact you, but I stopped him. He is a stress monster." , I think you don’t need to be stressed at this time.”

"Uh, thanks?"

"Don't get me wrong, this is for Xiaoqing. If senior brother only talks to you, Xiaoqing will feel uncomfortable again."

Yuan Jingyi paused and said: "Among the 15 contestants, there are fifteen monks from the eight sects, and three casual cultivators. The casual cultivators don't consider it. Of the remaining [-], you, Xiaoqing, Nan Qingxu, Mr. Shaolin, Bai Xiren, Hu Xuandong, and a monk from Bingjiamen are on your side. There are eight others, and they may not all be hostile to you.

Calculated in this way, the two sides are considered to be balanced, and it is unlikely that you will be assassinated by an opponent of the same realm.If a cultivator who transforms the spirit enters the arena to harm you, I will also enter the arena to protect you as soon as possible. "