After swapping bodies with green tea sister

[No. [-] Shuaibi in Lishan]: "Useful: Gu Jiaming = you have met = gold master;"

[No. [-] handsome match in Lishan]: "Xu Shidao = evil + rich + pretending = boyfriend preselection;"

[No. 1.8 handsome match in Lishan]: "Bi Shuhao = basketball + [-] meters five + clothes = give me a strong fight and teach Bi Chi's spare tire;"

[No. 13 handsome match in Lishan]: "Zhou Batian, the monitor of class [-] = makeup + pinching orchid finger + sissy = give me food and errands as a spare tire on duty;"

[No. 13 handsome match in Lishan]: "Lan Yurong, the school committee member of class [-] = little boy + black + rustic + tear mole = spare tire for me to cheat and do my homework;"

[No. 12 handsome ratio in Lishan]: "Qian Duoduo in the 3th class next door = fat + black + tall + strong + [-]cm inch head + trench = buy me a spare tire for skin care products, cosmetics, clothes and shoes;"

[The first handsome man in Lishan]: "There is also Meng Chang... ex-boyfriend, you have seen it, but he has changed a lot now, he is out of society, his family is also in decline, and he is often bullied. He, after all, is me. First love, if you meet him..."

[The number one handsome man in Lishan]: "——hehehe, I will try my best to bury him, beat him to death and piss him off, and even allow you to piss off other men temporarily, just to make him vomit blood, huh, stink Man, if you dare to dump me, Mu Zhili, I want him to regret his birth."

[The number one handsome man in Lishan]: "Basically that's all. Also, be careful with those three women. Don't be stupid. Go to bars and nightclubs and drink less alcohol. Don't touch the drinks given by strangers. Smoke the cigarettes given by strangers, don't walk around with strangers, call the police immediately if you feel dizzy."

[The number one handsome man in Lishan]: "It's best to ask a boy to accompany you. If Xu Shidao is not free, he will find Qian Duoduo. If Qian Duoduo dares to say that he is not free, he will be deleted. Don't give him tofu except Xu Shidao. Don't let me know If you let a boy hug my waist casually, I will beat you to death at night."

【No. [-] Shuaibi in Lishan】: "Remember clearly. :)"

[Number one in Lishan]: "...wait a minute..."

[The No. [-] Shuaibi in Lishan]: "Why did the teacher walk towards me..."

[The No. [-] Shuaibi in Lishan]: "Damn it! Die Qiuyun! What the hell did your class take cellphones before???"

[The No. [-] Shuaibi in Lishan]: "What to do, what to do, what to do when the Mediterranean Sea is approaching?!?"

[The No. [-] Shuaibi in Lishan]: "Wow, it's over."

【The No. [-] Shuaibi in Lishan】: "(Photo)"

The last wechat sent was a hasty rear camera photo, of course our respectable and lovely old physics teacher.The old class leader was not angry and pretentious, and looked directly at the camera with stern and kind eyes. Even if I just saw the photo, my heart trembled.

And then, Mu Zhili didn't hear from her for a long time...

【Yezhi Tinglan】: "(laughing and crying)"

018

Author: ink dirty

Poor Mu Zhili must have been taken away by the old head teacher.

Thinking of the old class teacher's usual temperament and punishment methods... Sigh... It's so pitiful, you can go with peace of mind, I hope you won't be ruined by the old class teacher...

After all, he was the man known as the "question demon" who could arrange 99 scrolls in one go in a fit of anger.

"Ehhh???"

Suddenly, a girl's surprise came from behind.

I trembled, quickly hid my phone, and turned around with a guilty conscience. It turned out that it was the girl with a graceful figure but an ordinary face... um, it should be called Wang Xiyuan?

Mu Zhili is really... Isn't this ugly?It's just not pretty...

"Let's talk~Xiao Zhili~Who is 'the number one handsome man in Lishan'? It's the first time I've seen you give someone such a note~"

Wang Xiyuan looked at me with ambiguous eyes and a look of "I understand~I understand~".She must have misunderstood.

I can't laugh or cry, but let me explain: this is my brother—I can't even say it, he will be charged as a perverted dead brother, which is much more serious than the perverted dead sister.

"No, nothing, just a very handsome relative."

I imitate Mu Zhili's cold tone.

"Really? How handsome and handsome?"

Wang Xiyuan questioned like a nympho.

"Um, probably..."

I recalled my appearance and found it difficult to describe, so I sighed:

"Probably... the kind who is so handsome that he can wear women's clothes...?"

...After much deliberation, this may be the only advanced description of "weak face"...

It's a pity——Wang Xiyuan didn't understand what I said at all, and still pestered me all the way to ask for a real photo, but how could I give the photo?I can only refuse again and again impatiently, and I have a little understanding of the meaning of the phrase "put me in trouble".

Go back to the garden, meet up, gossip.

Zhao Mengjia suggested "go to the city center to play", Wang Xiyuan and Zhou Nan both agreed, I thought about it, it was the first time I skipped class in my life, it should be more enriching, so I didn't resist.

At about [-]:[-], the four of us took a taxi to Wanda Plaza, and started to do what girls are used to, small trains, shopping~~eating~~, shopping~eating~, shopping, eating, shopping, shopping, shopping... I found that I It’s really changed: no matter how much you eat snacks, you won’t get tired of eating, and you won’t get tired no matter how you go shopping. There’s an inexplicable sense of pleasure in shopping. No matter what novelty things you see, especially clothes, I always want to play, try, and be curious. The heart and excitement are great.I haven't opened the "Shorthand for Words" that represents the top student since I got out of the car.

Leisurely, leisurely.

The time in the morning leaked with hindsight, spilling over this piece of land I first stepped on.

At noon, the Korean-style hot pot we ate together, the rice cakes were delicious, and it was Zhao Mengjia who kept grabbing them from me.The bill was not AA, but Wang Xiyuan's treat. The price I paid was to give this little nymphomaniac a slight "chirp~" on my face.

Well... it's orange...

It was the first time in my life that I was kissed by a girl. I never expected it to be such a situation...

This nympho, local tyrant and clingy girl is indeed Comrade Wang Xiyuan who "gives me a lot of trouble"; the one in the leather jacket and short skirt is also Zhao Mengjia, who keeps saying "fishing for a kid" and always loves to grab food with me. No wonder it's "putting me in trouble"; the one who is white, tender, tender and timid is Zhou Nan, not to mention, her cute little animal appearance really makes me want to bully her, such as pinching her face and breasts.Of course I refrained from doing it.

In the past, I often heard people say: the friendship of girls is extremely scary, and the intrigues of three people are all scheming.

But this morning, I don't feel how deceitful these people are, or even a little cute.Probably this is the difference between the boy's perspective and the girl's perspective.

Getting to know Wang Xiyuan and the others, I gradually relaxed, and even had the double pleasure of "dating girls" + "playing with friends", and my tense spirit gradually slackened. "Mu Zhili's high coldness" gradually collapsed, and I exposed my true nature more and more, and unconsciously uttered "woo~", "eh~", "woohoo~" tones that belonged to me.

Fortunately, they just felt strange and didn't think much about it.

The only one who was out of tune, Wang Xiyuan: She had to guess that I was in love... because she felt that I was gradually exuding a completely different animal temperament from the past.

"Is it an approachable collie?"

I thought to myself that no matter what, I was better than Mu Zhili's "cold black swan".

Who knows that Wang Xiyuan firmly shook her head.

"No," "It's a fox, a coquettish fox, a very coquettish coquettish fox."

"puff……"

Zhao Mengjia gave a strong thumbs-up, and Zhou Nan silently thanked her. I wanted to cry but had no tears. Of course, I was more incomprehensible and surprised. Why did Mu Zhili and Wang Xiyuan say this? I am obviously just doing normal boy behavior ah……

"So what's wrong with me?"

I couldn't help but complain to them.

The three of them were silent for a long time.

"Suck it."

The sound of milk tea sucking dry.The street is noisy, but in our room of four, everything is so audible.

Zhao Mengjia (sigh): "The first point, you will suddenly smile at the boys passing by, it's still very gentle and seductive. Isn't this what Sao Fox seduces?"

I:"..."

Bridge of sacks!The old man and the girls laughed like this too, hey!

Wang Xiyuan (Lianai): "Secondly, you are always bouncing around all of a sudden, with a lot of modal particles and cute moves, just like a little girl who doesn't know much about the world. Usually only girls in love can pretend to be immature like this To attract the male ticket's attention."

I:"..."

Woohoo!You group of sixteen and seventeen-year-old J and K don't know, know, world, things, right!There is also bouncing around because I used to be 1.6 meters seven and now I am short enough, no, to, no, habit, habit, ah!

Zhou Nan (seriously): "Well, and... three, Sister Zhili suddenly likes others very sincerely, even passers-by..."

Woo, woo?

Huh...?sincere……?Not right...?

"Is there something wrong with that too?"

It's ridiculous.I couldn't help questioning.

Wang Xiyuan took it for granted:

"Please~ Please~~ There must be, you are always merciful, especially you guy, if you don't be merciless, others will take your little bit of kindness seriously and entangle you, which will annoy you and make him fall deeper and deeper. until you fall to your death."

"But it's like this! I can explain it clearly! People are not cheap! Those who keep pestering each other! It's just that the woman refuses vaguely!" I immediately retorted.

Zhao Mengjia interrupted indifferently: "Oh? Are you sure? Then you can be self-willed and use your innocent thoughts to see if you can do it well." After finishing speaking, she showed almost the same contemptuous eyes as Mu Zhili.I guess she should be learning from Mu Zhili.

I am naturally very unconvinced by this attitude.I turned to Wang Xiyuan, but Wang Xiyuan shrugged. Although she didn't add anything, it was obvious that she also meant what Zhao Mengjia meant.

Even Zhou Nan, with a frown between his eyebrows, quite disagreed with me.

【Am I really wrong? 】

I suddenly doubted myself a little bit.

But within a few seconds, I puffed up and thought:

"A man is a real man, he walks upright and sits upright, why should he be afraid of it?"

That's right, I have always treated people with sincerity, and I also like to discover the strengths of everyone, which makes it easier to develop a good impression of others.But I don't think these are disadvantages.On the contrary, I think Mu Zhili's indifference of "rejecting others thousands of miles away" is unhealthy.

I firmly believe that the world is open and open, as long as we treat each other honestly, everything can be explained; I also firmly believe that in this world, the laws of heaven are clear, even if there are evil thoughts running rampant, there is always "justice" to speak of.Misunderstandings can always be explained, and communication will solve all problems.The situation Wang Xiyuan mentioned, and their "misunderstanding" of me... sooner or later, they will be scattered in the channel linking each other's hearts.

——Because I am Mu Qiuyun.

There is no other reason, and no other reason is needed.

The soul named Mu Qiuyun, who is like a blazing sun, wrapped in love and recognition, gave me the spiritual power to change the life of "Mu Zhili" with confidence.Does a beautiful girl have to be cold to cut off those extra love?No, absolutely not.

What's more: the vast majority of the so-called "love that has been pursued so hard that it is full of scars" in the world are nothing more than willing to fight if you are favored, and willing to suffer if you can't get it.

From that moment on, I secretly decided: I will never change my way of dealing with the world—that is, to combine Mu Zhili's softness, Mu Qiuyun's cheerfulness, girlish innocence, boy's ardor, maternal kindness, and paternalism. responsibility.

I know that female hormones can change many things, but it doesn't matter, it just happens to be available to me.

[I will do well. 】

October 2018, 9, 3 o'clock.

I, named "Mu Qiuyun", once secretly clenched my fists and confidently determined.

But what I never imagined was... that afternoon alone, there was an unexpected "disaster"—the disaster in my eyes suddenly broke all my expectations, and overturned all my "firm beliefs" in such a simple way ".

in the memory of others.

2018年9月3日，6点10分，自习课刚下。

Senior Secondary Class 13,

Lin Zhengyi, a third-year senior in high school, romantically confesses his crush on his junior high school girl Mu Zhili for many years, and sends expensive gifts.

result.

failed miserably...

019

Author: ink dirty

In the era when the Internet was just developed, there was a very sick question:

——"If you transformed into a giant girl with long legs and lots of water, what would be the first thing you would do?"

Not long after this question was raised, a warrior put forward his divine reply, and with his unique "dedication spirit" and "brother loyalty", he conquered all the people at that time.

——"Of course, let's refresh my friends first!"

Once upon a time, I still agreed with this kind of thinking, and even joked: If the number one in the grade becomes a girl, I must have sex with him.It's a pity that the retribution of the natural law is not good, and I, who clamored to turn my old enemy on, have been turned on now. Thinking about it, it's really funny.

Many, many years later, I always, always remember...

At first, when Lin Zhengyi just stepped into the classroom, I didn't know why;

And when I saw that he was well-dressed, holding flowers in his arms, and carrying gifts, I couldn't help but cheer him up—because I didn't even think about this forced confession object;

The moment he walked towards me...some kind of heart palpitations from top to bottom, poured on my head like ice water at 0°C, making the pores of my whole body tremble.I suddenly realized something was wrong, but it was too late.For a moment I wanted to escape, for a moment I found that I couldn't escape, for a moment I wanted to scold, and for a moment I realized that scolding was not worth it... Before the next moment, Lin Zhengyi's flowers were already stuffed into my arms.

Perfume rose.

Purple.

I caught it with a guilty conscience, and even the fragrance was terrified.

Lin Zhengyi looked at me condescendingly, but from his pleading eyes, I could clearly see that I was the "giant" who ruled everything.