I am a baa baa sheep

"Well, since you have said so, I am willing to work hard for the church!"

"Good! Looking forward to your performance, Bishop Laura."

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"Sorry, the church will close early today."

"Eh"

"There are notices on the Internet, and notices are posted outside the door."

"Ah, sorry, I didn't pay attention when I came in."

"It's because we are embarrassed."

The priests kindly persuaded those who were still stranded in the church to leave, and silently gathered behind the little girl.

'It's finally such a day, what will the world be like from now on? '

Sasha suppressed the inexplicable excitement in her heart, and turned on the TV with a serious expression.

At five o'clock in the afternoon, all the channels suddenly turned into blank screens.

Soon, a strong, bald middle-aged man appeared in front of the screen.

"Hi everyone, I'm Doctor."

All those in the know watched the live broadcast with serious expressions, but those who didn't know the truth immediately tried to change the channel.

However, no matter how many times the button is pressed, the bald man will tell absurd things in front of everyone without rushing.

"When the 'Ghost Face Syndrome' occurs for the first time, blood vessels will bulge all over the body of the patient, and the appearance becomes extremely terrifying."

"Everyone in front of the screen, please be mentally prepared, I'm going to show some pictures."

The moment the horrifying pictures came into view, countless people chose to turn off the TV.

"..."

However, after a few minutes, most people silently pressed the power button again.

"Patients with 'ghostface' are extremely aggressive, and worse, they can become very powerful."

'What the hell is this guy talking about? '

'just kidding'

'Is the news that went viral on the Internet true? '

"The cause of the onset is unknown, and the onset time is currently only concentrated at night."

"...thankfully, we now have an antidote to this dreadful disease."

Just when everyone breathed a sigh of relief, the bald doctor said two words very seriously: "Faith"

'? '

"You heard me right, belief is the antidote."

"Dedicate your faith to God, and God will naturally bless you."

'This man is a religious madman! '

'Why can't I change the channel? Is everything he said true? '

'No way......'

"I'm not a religious lunatic or lunatic, my 'absurd' words could save lives."

The doctor said earnestly: "With faith, patients with ghost-face syndrome can eliminate the hostility in their hearts."

"I want to emphasize one point, the biggest harm of ghost face syndrome is to alienate the patient's spirit."

"Once the mental problems are resolved, they are just ordinary people with much stronger strength."

"Don't discriminate, let alone hostile."

"No one can guarantee that you will be 'ghost-faced' tonight."

"..."

Turning off the TV, Sasha let out a long breath.

"I didn't expect the sect to be so direct."

Originally, the little girl thought they would make up something nice, such as saying "ghost-face syndrome" as "awakening" or something like that.

It is easy to cause panic if the mouth is open and the mouth is closed, isn't it?

"My lord, the church has always said one thing."

Andrew said with a complicated expression: "One lie needs thousands of lies to maintain. According to the principles of the church, the sages must not lie to everyone at this time."

"Is that so..."

"Today, everyone will go back and have a good rest. We will be busy tomorrow."

VOLUME 173: CHAPTER [-] Evangelism on the Internet

"Please line up in an orderly manner, and the time for individual conversations cannot exceed 2 minutes."

"The online shopping channel has been opened, and both the simple version of the textbook and the full version of the textbook are sold online."

"Follow the official website of the Church of Destiny, the youngest bishop in history - Sasha, see you tonight at [-] o'clock."

"..."

'It's totally different from what I imagined'

The scene that the little girl originally thought would be like this: countless anxious people poured into the church, and she and the priests preached the doctrine hoarsely.

In the noisy environment, I don't know if anyone can listen to a sentence or two, anyway, I just talk.

Well, maybe you need to use a loudspeaker or something.

The reality is like this: Soldiers with live ammunition are maintaining order, priests are constantly preaching "online missionary" and "online shopping", and they are sitting at the table and distributing free simple versions of the Holy Scriptures to the long queues.

'The Internet is a good thing'

'The upper echelons of the order are much more thoughtful than me'

Maintaining a stiff smile, she signed her name on the back of the man's hand, and Sasha said, "Next"

"Master Bishop, please sign my face!" The girl carrying the bag said quickly.

"Oh"

In other words, I am not an idol.

Although he is an angel, his own signature is useless.

"Thank you very much, thank you very much!"

Picking up a simple textbook on the table and putting it in her bag, the girl bowed repeatedly.

"You're welcome, next."

It's only like this on the first day, and everyone will become more and more crazy in the future.

At that time, I don't know how many monsters and monsters will jump out.

"My lord, is the church still recruiting volunteers?"

"Temporarily not recruiting"

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"There are only two orthodox churches in this city, our Destiny Church and Neptune Society."

"True gods will naturally bless everyone, and believing in those false gods is not only useless but harmful."

After the little girl finished her online missionary work, she didn't quit right away.

She looked at the questions that kept popping up on the screen and answered them selectively.

"In a word, in a word."

"In Yalan City, everyone has only two choices, Destiny or Neptune."

As soon as these words came out, countless barrages jumped out on the screen.

"So many doubts..."

"Well, freedom of belief?"

The little girl rubbed her chin and said, "I didn't force you to believe in the great goddess, I've said it all, choose one of the two."

"The Internet is not a place outside the law. You can scold me, but insulting the great goddess is against the law."

"What law? Haven't everyone understood the newly promulgated religious law?"

"The few people who were quick to speak just now have been forced to go offline, and what awaits them is legal sanctions."

"..."

"We are not engaging in terrorism. Although people don't like to hear it, it is really for everyone's benefit to promulgate religious laws now."

"Phew, let's go here. We'll see you at seven o'clock tomorrow night."

Turning off the computer, the little girl rubbed her head with some headaches.

'Cuckoo cuckoo~'

The phone rang, and after looking at the caller ID on it, Sasha connected the call.

"Sage, what are you looking for me at this time?"

"Seeing that your missionary mission is over, I'm here to express my condolences."

"My lord, you have worked hard."

"No, it's not your strong request. I'm still a free little nun now."

"Haha, my lord bishop is just joking, how can there be such a thing as 'freedom' in the current situation?"

"Call me Sasha, the more you say 'Master Bishop', the more awkward I become."

"Well, that's fine."

The voice on the phone paused: "You angels are really approachable."

"Another bishop, I accidentally called her by her first name once, and she immediately taught me an unforgettable lesson."

"Haha, are you talking about Bishop Helen?"

The little girl smiled and said: "She is too high-level, you have to be extra careful when speaking in front of her."

"Oh, how high is it?" The sage's tone was a little more serious.

"Converted to the level of our angels, Bishop Helen is at least at the level of the main angel."

"It's the higher authorities of your religious order that can make her feel a little scruples. She doesn't care about your religious order itself."

"Sasha, what you said hurt our self-esteem too much, didn't it?"

"Just to be honest, if one day I advance to become the main angel, I won't take you seriously."

"..."

"Hahahaha, just kidding, just kidding."

"Speaking of which, I haven't thanked you for giving me the mobile phone. I've been using it very smoothly these days, thank you."

"You're welcome, remember to use this phone to notify me immediately if you encounter trouble."

"Ok?"

The little girl frowned: "Maybe I will get into trouble?"

"Today, demonstrators surrounded the city hall. Now that the relationship between Destiny Church and the government is clear, mobs will come to you sooner or later." The man seriously reminded on the other end of the phone.

"When I preached online today, I found that everyone's emotions were very unstable."

"Sage, there are a lot of people who are against the religious law you promulgated."

"These are all expected, Sasha, don't worry."