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Chapter 36 My stupid sister

"I didn't intend to eavesdrop." Yao shook his head and sighed.

"Don't plan to eavesdrop!?" Ye Yibu on the other side was obviously overjoyed. The most powerful evidence is that the originally covered singing and water sounds gradually became clear again. Presumably this loli finally let go of her phone hand.

"So that means that my brother has no interest in girls like my sister and has no idea?" Little Lolita immediately put on a salesman-like enthusiastic tone. "Then brother, why don't you think about the type of sister now? She is light, soft, cute and delicious! Order now and enjoy free home delivery and 3000-year-old sister sleeping service!"

"Sounds good." Yao raised his eyebrows. Although he believes in the God of Sadness, talking to a beautiful creature like Loli can still make Yao feel happy and relaxed. "But Miss the shopping guide, I'm away from home now, I'm afraid I don't have time to place an order, how long will your event last?"

"Oh ho ho ho! My guest, I advise you to make a decision as soon as possible." Ye Yibu also quickly entered the role, and the child imitated the tone of Obasan in the store with a sweet loli voice Roaring and laughing, he said, "If you miss it now, if you want to meet this kind of preferential activity again, I'm afraid you have to wait until the next time you take the initiative to call Ye Yibu. It will be a long, long time."

Yao was taken aback, and immediately apologized: "I'm sorry, Ye Yibu, it was my mistake to go out without informing you, and I will call you when I leave next time."

"Hmph! It's good to know." Loli snorted and said, "Not only did he leave his lovely little sister alone at home in fear, but he also withheld her snacks for no reason. Such a big brother really sucks!"

"Wait? Withholding for no reason?" Yao turned his head in amazement, and looked at the dragon maid whose cheeks were on fire.

"That's right, that's what Sister Menus said when she confiscated my snacks." Yeib asked in confusion, "Is there any problem? Brother, didn't you say that at the time?"

Now even Chaomeng can see that the loli chatting with Yao seems to be innocent and friendly, but in fact she is black-bellied and insidious, and she uses coquettish means to vent her grievances. This is really... high!

"By the way, brother, I accidentally ran into the eldest sister's room a few days ago, and saw her maid's attire..."

"Master! Now is not the time for small talk!" The fire-breathing dragon finally couldn't stand it any longer. She picked up the phone from Yao's lap and gave an order with twitching corners of her eyes: "Yeib, go and give the phone to Menus. I have a relationship with the master." Find her for important things."

"Yes—I'm going to—eldest—sister—"

Yeybra made a long sound, and he could imagine that unwilling little face through the phone.

"Oh! Wait a minute!" Ye Yibu paused, and suddenly leaned into the microphone and asked in a low voice: "As a reward for my running errands, I will ask again... my dear brother, really, really Don't you think about the lovely Yeib?"

"Then I'll answer it again, of course... don't think about it." Yao skillfully threw out a sister card. "My stupid sister, I understand what you mean, but unfortunately, I have always regarded you as my sister."

"Huh! I hate it! I have no conscience!" Little Loli stomped her feet, and walked away holding the phone.

Not long after, Ye Yibu's voice came from the phone.

"Sister Menus, someone is looking for you."

The faint sound of water and singing stopped, and then someone replied in a gentle voice from a distance: "Who is it?"

Chaomeng on the side was stunned when he heard that, those two short words seemed to have a kind and soft magic power, like a mother's embrace, it made people feel comfortable being washed by warm water, even she couldn't help it. Squinting his eyes, he slowly relaxed the hand holding the super spoon.

But in the next second, Chaomeng woke up suddenly, she shuddered, and looked at the phone with a little more horror and vigilance.

"It's brother."

"Mr. Yao?"

After the sound of the sliding door opening and closing, the voice of answering the phone changed.

Amidst the splashing of the water, a teasing laugh that was gentler than the water sounded: "I specially called when I was taking a shower, really, did you want to hear my shy voice? Hmm? Mr. Yao? Chirp— —”

She sent a light kiss thousands of miles away.

"Hey, you kissed the wrong person." The maid holding the phone looked indifferent. "it's me."

"Well...then treat it as a greeting and kiss between best friends." The woman said with a smile, she looked very familiar with Dragon Maid. "What's up?"

"Did you get dizzy from the bath?" The maid said, "I'm here to ask about the results, about what I asked you to check last night."

"Something was just sent to my mailbox, I haven't read it yet." The woman stretched. "Can I fax you tomorrow morning?"

"No, I need that right now."

There was a bit of surprise in the woman's voice. "In such a hurry?"

"That ghost just came again." The dragon maid lowered her voice, as if she wanted to suppress the ever-expanding anger in her chest. "And tried to attack the master again."

"Oh, oh, so that's the case." The woman sighed softly, her tone was still gentle, but the tenderness in her voice quietly disappeared, as if a basin of warm water had unknowingly turned into a piece of solid ice. "What a lifeless guy."

"Charizard, give me 10 minutes."

Amidst the sound of water rising and falling, the woman hung up the phone.

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Chapter 37 The Phantom Chaser

Accompanied by the sound of keyboard tapping, a woman's voice sounded: "First of all, it can be confirmed that supernatural events often occur in Maiden Gorge. Almost every year in temple fairs, men disappear due to ghost attacks. It is famous all over the world."

"Wait! No!" The fire-breathing dragon recalled what he had seen and heard in Maiden Gorge in the past few days. "If there are ghosts that specifically attack men in this place, why do so many male tourists still visit this place? Aren't they afraid of ghosts?"

"That's because you don't understand humans, Charizard." At this time, Menus has completely entered the working mode, and the gentle and peaceful breath in the bathroom just now disappeared, and his voice is capable and concise. "Humans' fantasies about female ghosts have always been polarized. One end is extremely cruel and terrifying, and the other end is extremely coquettish and beautiful."

"Moreover, the ghosts of Maiden Gorge seem to have no interest in hurting people. Every year, the missing people will be released back without incident when the sun rises the next day. According to the people who came back, they all saw an extremely beautiful Girl ghost." Menus said: "Such a statement will inevitably make people feel yearning, especially men."

"The local tourism companies in Maiden Gorge basically have a tour route of 'intimate contact with ghosts', and the girl ghost in Maiden Gorge is their gold point." The woman took a sip of her coffee. "By the way, 4 minutes ago, four travel companies under Mr. Yao's name also added this project."

"Since when did I get involved in the tourism industry?" Yao was taken aback. "Didn't I just run a few department stores?"

"My dear Yaojun, the income of a few department stores in the area is not enough for you to buy shares of Shiluf company and provide them with research funds." Menus' voice was resentful. "To be honest, I don't agree to continue to invest more in Shirufu Company. Although they have the magical master ball technology, they are still too conservative. It is basically impossible to turn losses into profits."

"Compared to them, Fengyuan's German consortium is far superior to Shiluf in terms of potential, and based on your relationship with their young boss Zivuchi Dawu, as long as you nod, I can easily take their fossils and restore them. project."

"No." Yao rejected Menus without thinking. "That guy Dawu has been getting more and more wrong since he stayed with Mikoli, and I always feel that the two of them look at me strangely."

"That's right, I also think there's something wrong with the two of them, the two big men eat, live, and go in and out at the same time every day..."

"These things can be discussed later." Seeing that the conversation between the two became more and more crooked, Maid Dragon had no choice but to bring the topic back. "Meinas, what do you mean...that ghost is actually a prop used by the Girls Gorge officials to keep the news hot? They want to use the owner's reputation to create a stunt?"

Maid Dragon shook her head immediately after speaking. She herself thought it was impossible. This is ridiculous. Although her master has retired for more than two years, the titles of "Myth of the Fastest Champion" and "Legendary Trainer" are still in the upper class. According to rumors in the media, among the trainer group and some strange support clubs, there is an overwhelming response. The person in charge of Girls Gorge is crazy to take the initiative to provoke such a Pokémon master who is at the peak of his prestige and combat power .

"No, judging from the fact that he was able to shake hands with Mr. Yao, that ghost can achieve perfect control over its body, and to achieve that level, it has lived for at least 500 years." Menus said : "For a ghost that is at least five hundred years old, only the king of heaven can subdue it."

"What's interesting is that I retrieved the information of the police station and found that the earliest detailed records of the supernatural events in Maiden Gorge can be traced back to 120 years ago." The woman said: "The oldest among the contemporary heavenly kings is Chrysanthemum from Kanto. 53 years old."

"That is to say, that ghost is actually a wild elf full of wickedness?"

"No, let's change our thinking. Why must humans be the ones who control the actions of elves?" Menus hit the Enter key. "Remember what I said at the beginning?"

"What you said at the beginning was a ghost attack? Could it be that the soul of the girl from 2000 years ago is still wandering in this land, is this a ghost crime?" Maid Dragon frowned. "How can this be?"

"How is it impossible?" Menus asked back: "I have evidence. When I searched for the case records, I noticed one thing. The people who were attacked had one thing in common. Most of them had small eyes and facial features. Honest mediocre man."

"To put it simply, he is an honest person with squinting eyes." Menus said, "Have you thought of anything?"

"There is a target group of people. That ghost didn't attack humans randomly. Someone selected the target and manipulated her behind the scenes." The dragon maid whispered: "The target is a man...is that ghost? She is looking for her lover who has not yet returned. ?”

Menus applauded softly. "That's my answer."

"Assuming that Menus, your deduction is correct, but... Squinting eyes? An honest man? These two characteristics are completely irrelevant to the master." The dragon maid glanced at Yao, thinking that there is no squinting and honest man here. However, there is a big scumbag with sword eyebrows and star eyes. "It's too far away. If the ghost really commanded Guisi to harass the master, is she blind?"

"About this question, I have an immature inference." Menus said: "I happened to be studying human psychiatry in the past few weeks, and the inside..."

"Alright, Menus! I already know that you are a studious woman, and what I want to know now is the result."

"Look at this impatient character, he really deserves to be a fire elf." Menus sighed. "Charizard, let me ask you, if you were an ordinary woman and asked you to spend 2000 years waiting for an ugly and mediocre man, would you be able to do it?"

"If that man is Yo Fujiwara, I can wait for countless years." The maid replied blankly, but the flame behind her suddenly blazed, almost reaching the ceiling.

"..."

"Hey, fire-breathing dragon, it's a foul to say such things in front of Mr. Yao! And even if Mr. Yao loses that face, he will never be that kind of ordinary man." Menus knocked dissatisfied knock on the table. "As for the question just now, the answer to it is, it can't be done, no one can do it."

"But that girl obviously..."

"Are you sure the person she is looking for is her lover from 2000 years ago?" Menus smiled. "Charizard, the fragility of the human spirit is actually beyond our imagination."

"What do you mean?"

"The normal lifespan of a human being is about eighty to one hundred years old, and the year 2000 is a full twenty times of era change. Such a long period of time is not the soul of a mere girl relying on the obsession of 'I want to see you' It can be easily resisted." Menus said: "In such a long and painful torment, she had to give herself a reason."

"Reason? For example?"

"For example: the lover I'm waiting for can never be mediocre, everything about the lover I'm waiting for is absolutely perfect, and his beauty must be worthy of my heavy sacrifice." Menus said softly: "Would she not Consciously think so. After waiting for 2000 years, she must give herself a reason to persevere, and the appearance of the lover in her heart will become more and more perfect as time goes on."

"But her obsession and her memory will resist that reason. Even if the lover's face has been washed away by time, she still remembers the most outstanding features of the lover, that is, the public face and squinting eyes, oh, and Men." Menus said: "She always looks for lovers according to the characteristics in her memory, but the men she finds are far from what she imagined. This is why people are attacked every year, and every year The truth that those people can come back safely in the next year."

"Sounds really scary." The Charizard pursed his lips. "If that ghost really exists, she's not actually watching the comers, but...chasing phantoms!"

"That's right. She should have been searching like this, then disappointed, and then continued the eternal cycle of searching, but now..." Menus said meaningfully: "The phantom of perfection has really appeared."

And at this moment, the young man's screams suddenly came from outside the small courtyard.

"Yao, brother Yao! Help! Xiao Gang! Xiao Gang was taken away by strange things!"

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Chapter 38 Yoshi Fujiwara's Perfect Partner

"This voice...is that the red hat with the mouse? And...the person was taken away by strange things?" Maid Dragon frowned, and she turned to look at the bed where Yao was. "Owner……"

"What's wrong with Mr. Yao, the fire-breathing dragon?" The eldest sister asked curiously, "Why didn't you talk all of a sudden?"

"It's nothing." Maid Dragon looked at the empty bed in front of her, her tone became colder than before. "The master has just left, he should have gone out to find that mouse hat."

"You don't sound very happy?" Menus asked.

"I don't like that mouse hat, and his mother. I hate the way their mother and son look at the master." The maid said, "And I just remembered that when the two of us were discussing ghosts and ghosts, the master said something Didn't say anything."

"I shouldn't care." Menus said, "Whether ghosts attacking humans or ghosts chasing phantoms, to Mr. Yao, they are not things that can attract his attention. There are very few in this world. Something that can make him happy or angry."

"That's right..." The maid frowned. "But every time that mouse hat comes out, the owner's reaction is bigger than anyone else."

"Oh! So that's it, Charizard, you are jealous."

"Jealous? Maybe?" the maid muttered in a low voice. "Does the master really regard that Xiaozhi as his son?"

Hearing this, Chaomeng's expression on the side couldn't help but become distorted.

She glanced at Yao's personal terminal left on the bed, and seemed to hesitate to speak.

……

10 minutes later, the living room.

Chaomeng used his mind to deliver four cups of hot tea to the guests.

Yao sat in the main seat, and Maid Dragon stood behind him respectfully. Instead of wearing the complicated and heavy maid uniform, she changed into special skirt pants suitable for action, showing a section of white legs, and combing her long hair. It has become a high ponytail like a kendo girl.

"What happened?" Yao softly asked Xiaozhi who was in a trance. He exuded a calming aura. Although the man didn't say any comforting words, the originally turbulent atmosphere in the room did gradually calm down.

Oh, and maybe not exactly subsided.

"Master Yao ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Kojiro, he... wooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!"

Obviously, these two guys were hopeless, Yao shook his head, and turned his gaze to the other side, where the orange-haired murloc lady was sitting with a cup of tea, her face full of shock.

"Xiaoxia, what did you encounter?"

"It's a ghost, a very strange ghost." Xiaoxia took a sip of tea, her face turned ruddy. "It didn't know what method it used to confuse Xiaogang and the Rockets team member. We tried to snatch him back, but we couldn't beat it."

"Aren't you hurt?" Yao asked gently.

"No." Xiaoxia shook her head.

"I didn't participate in the battle. It was Xiaozhi who was fighting that ghost, and..." Xiaoxia showed a shameful expression on her face, and she pointed to the side. "And that one over there..."

Looking in the direction Xiaoxia pointed, there is a big sister with long dark red hair wearing an R-shaped uniform and boots. At this time, she is sitting on the carpet in a moving "duck sitting" posture, tightly She lowered her head, like a little girl in love.

I don't know why, this big sister always clamps her legs tightly, as if she is enduring something.

"Hello, Master Yao, it's our first meeting, I'm Musashi from Team Rocket." Sensing Yao's gaze, Musashi lowered her head and began to introduce herself. It's really not because of me, that ghost is very weird, weird beyond common sense, when I sent Abor to fight it, it turned into a mongoose, you know, Snakes are most afraid of mongooses."

"Can it turn into a mongoose!?" Yao couldn't help saying: "Wait! Can that ghost really turn into another elf?"