Dimensional Apartment Manager

"After I knocked down a crocodile monster with one punch, the store manager panicked and settled my wages three days in advance, and said that I don't have to go there in the future, well, it's enough for a few days anyway. "

"As expected of a teacher."

Genos, who didn't quite understand Saitama's answer, said this with admiration.

Hey, hey, that's basically the salary that the manager of the convenience store was afraid of and then settled... Jiuye felt sorry for the manager for a second.

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The three of them were walking on the street, Jiuye felt that today's weather was a bit hot, the wind blowing from the alley in front did not bring the slightest coolness, and Xia Chan, who was urging people forward, was still screaming "I got it, I got it" with.

Midsummer, which sent away the spring, began to show its power. The sun hung like a fireball in the blue sky above the head. The clouds seemed to be burned by the sun and disappeared without a trace.

The three people who walked forward in silence braved the scorching sun and arrived at the gate of the police station in the next block.

Jiu Ye, who was standing at the door, saw the policemen and people in suits constantly coming in and out. Next to the police station were a bank and a residential building, and on the opposite side was the previously mentioned station.

Wiping some sweat off his forehead, Saitama-sensei let out a breath with his shoulders slumped.

"It's so hot, hurry up and go back, I'll treat you to ice cream."

"Remember, eating ice cream is also a part of becoming stronger, right? Could it be that the teacher is trying to calm down the brain and exercise the muscles in a sitting way?"

"Jenos, is your brain overheated due to the high temperature, is the system okay?"

"No, my brain wasn't completely remodeled."

"Remember to add a cooling system next time."

"I have it. The teacher will know it when he hugs me. The temperature of the system is not high."

"Don't hug me!"

Pushing Genos, Mr. Saitama followed a group of people through the security check and entered the lobby on the first floor of the police station. You can see some ordinary people talking with some police officers. It seems that apart from the weird incidents, there are still ordinary incidents.

Worried that the two of them would mess things up and the commission would not be completed, Jiuye ran to the two of them to talk to the lady at the counter.

"Excuse me, where should the lost and found go?"

"Huh? Did you lose something? Please go over there and fill out the form, remembering to fill in your address, contact number and the type of lost item."

"Thank you."

Jiu Ye walked over there according to the other party's instructions, and saw a corridor with "Lost and Found Management Office" written on it.

"It's so troublesome, Jiuye, you can fill it out for me. How about writing the address of our apartment?"

"Do you think the police will know about places like [dimensional space, numbered plane number 666, transformation area]?"

"The no-man's land where I originally lived had an address, but I forgot..."

"Teacher, I just searched for an address, let's ask Jiuye to fill in [1601 Pennsylvania Avenue]."

It was Genos who made the supplement. This guy is also a person with few tendencies. Jiuye is completely clear... because...

"Did you think you lived next door to the White House!?!"

Although the world is different, Jiuye couldn't help complaining about the degree of similarity. After all, the address of the White House is [1600 Pennsylvania Avenue]. . .

The three discussed and opened the door, but Jiuye was fine, the guy who appeared inside and Mr. Saitama were both stunned, and Genos also reacted.

"Saitama!!!"

The man took a step back, put on a look about to fight, and took out a dart with his right hand.

"Wait! Where did your dart come from! Didn't it pass inspection!?"

The police next to him looked dumbfounded.

"Why are you here...er...who are you?"

"Teacher, it's a headache."

"Oh, Sonic with a headache!"

"It's the Sonic of Sonic, bastard! How dare you humiliate me!"

Sonic was about to throw a dart, but Jiuye immediately inserted between the two and raised his hands. He didn't want things to become troublesome and delay the completion of the commission.

"Wait a minute, Sonic the Egg Broken, why are you here?"

Jiuye accidentally started to tease.

"It's the speed of sound! You're looking for death too, right!!! I like where it is, what does it have to do with you!"

"Sonic the noise, I didn't come to fight you."

Saitama-sensei, who was holding his nose, said so with an unhappy face.

"That's right, if you want to fight Sensei, you must at least defeat me. I like (doko mo suki) Sonic everywhere."

"I don't like men! You are the ones who like men, and your whole family likes men! After all, you really want to fight, right!!" One o, Sonic got it wrong~)

It seems that Sonic of XX is really angry...

Jiuye glanced at the policeman next to him, the situation is a bit bad... Do you want to make trouble in the police station? !

Chapter 6 If you don't agree with each other, you will learn in vain!

There are several people in the [Lost and Found Management Office] at the end of the passage on the left side of the lobby on the first floor of the Z City Police Department——

Saitama-sensei with an impatient face, Genos with a serious expression, Jiu Ye who is a little nervous, Sonic who is about to throw kunai XX, and the police uncle with a confused face.

As the saying goes, there are three women in one play, so what kind of story will the five men perform?Anyway, it won't be philosophy...!

"Hey, what the hell are you guys doing here!? Be careful, I'm calling the police!"

The police uncle didn't know what he was talking about because of his panic, and he even took out the cross hanging around his neck with a red string... Take heart, public servant of the people, you are the police yourself!

"Ah, sorry, sorry, what Sonic, I don't want to fight you here, you have something you want to find, right?"

Seeing Mr. Saitama shaking his right hand, Sonic immediately put on a more vigilant look. As the saying goes, once he was bitten by a snake for ten years, he was afraid of well ropes. I am afraid that this ninja recalled the fear of being hit by his balls... so Thinking about it, Jiuye also faintly hurts. It must be very painful to be hit. It's really hard work...

Compared with this, what Jiu Ye hopes more is that the two sides will get along in harmony. After all, it will be easier to complete the commission that Saitama teacher gave him.

Hearing Saitama-sensei's words, Sonic looked at Jiuye who stood in the middle, and then glanced at Genos next to him who said "If you dare to attack Saitama-sensei, I will shoot you down", Sonic of XX put away himself of suffering.

"Don't take out dangerous things casually! I can confiscate them when I go out! Okay, okay! You guys are here to pick up things, right? Fill in the lost items first."

"No, I'm just here to get my wallet."

Saitama-sensei got a fill-in form from the police uncle, and so did Sonic.

Jiuye and Genos standing on the side began to wait, no, Genos should call it hang up to be more accurate, right?In any case, he is also a reformer, although if he is placed in the game, he will be disgusted by his teammates.

Jiu Ye, who was staring at Mr. Saitama filling out the form, was slightly distracted, and glanced at Sonic's filling out form. In the [Lost Item] column, it said [the black cat that ate a human being]...

No, wait?The black cat that ate humans is no longer a cat but a weirdo, right? !

"Okay, uncle, check if I filled it out correctly. Because the address is not very clear, I didn't write it down. Anyway, what I lost was a green wallet with [-] yen in it."

Teacher Saitama handed over the form to the police uncle, and told the other party the amount of money he lost as agreed just now.

On the other side, Sonic also handed in himself as a form, and the police uncle gave priority to the questions from Mr. Saitama who had filled in first.

"Well, the address is actually used to contact those who reported the lost items here, so that we can notify the other party and check after we get the lost items. Since you didn't fill in the address, it will be difficult to contact you later, and there is no phone number. .”

"Here, just fill in the phone number of Jiuye or Genos."

The perfunctory Saitama-sensei said so.

"Let's not talk about it, Uncle Policeman, I came here after hearing that the person who found my wallet sent it over."

"Wallet... I did get a wallet delivered by someone near noon this morning. When I checked it, the amount seemed to be [-] yen. Let me check today's list of lost items."

"Oh, don't look through it! It must be my wallet! It's finally back! Your ice cream is in place!"

Teacher Saitama couldn't help but get excited, as if he had seen himself using the money in his wallet to buy [-] yen ice cream for Jiu Ye and Genos.

"Wait! Don't I deal with my affairs!? I fed that cat a lot of food in Central Park this morning. It can be said to be my pet! I saw it disappeared after eating people, so I came here of!"

Sonic, who took the crime, interrupted the conversation between the police and Mr. Saitama.

"Oh?! What did you just say?"

The police uncle was once again in a daze.

"What did you say? Isn't it that I fed a black cat a lot of food?"

"No, I'll say the next few words."

"The black cat ran away after eating people. I wonder if you can find it for me."

"The emphasis is wrong! Is that cat a weirdo?"

"No, it's just a little naughty. It always likes to bite me with its mouth full of iron teeth and scratch me with its platinum-colored claws, but in front of my sonic Sonic! Everything is just a cloud!"

"I, I want to call the police, what is the 110 number?"

The police uncle is in a state of panic again, please stop being cute, okay?

It's just that even Jiuye, who is not involved in the matter, knows that the so-called black cat is a weird person, how could there be such a strange cat...

"Hey, Sonic is to blame, another waste of our time."

"What do you mean by blaming me? Obviously I came first, whether it's filling out the form or finding the lost property, I'm the one who came first! But why are you so proficient at filling out the form and finding things?"

born! ?Bai Xue's Sonic! ?

"I just want to get back my part-time wages. I have no other purpose other than that. It's that cat you're looking for. It sounds like a weirdo just now."

Saitama-sensei leaned back on the chair and made such a dissatisfied statement.

Although he wanted to fight with Saitama-sensei, knowing that there are many people on Saitama-sensei's side, Sonic still didn't take out his Kunai again.

While the two of them were talking, the police uncle had already reported the matter to his superiors and returned to his post again.

"It's called Saitama, right? I think your wallet is in the storage room over there."

"Okay! Go and have a look!"

"I'm going too! What if my black cat is in there."

Sonic also stood up from his seat.

""No, that's absolutely impossible X2""

On one side, Jiuye and Genos complained in unison.

He followed the police uncle to the door of the storage room, but the police uncle stopped and put on a helpless look.

"Oops... I forgot my key inside, just please..."

"Can't this door be opened now?"

Teacher Saitama put his hand on the doorknob as if nothing had happened, then twisted it with brute force as if nothing had happened, and then pushed the door open as if nothing had happened, hearing the creaking sound of twisted steel.

Then, Saitama-sensei saw the green wallet on the table.

"Oh! My wallet contains..."

Saitama-sensei immediately picked up the wallet and opened it, but his expression froze in an instant, as confused as a person whose hair fell out in an instant, but Saitama-sensei didn't have hair in the first place...

"What's wrong? Teacher?"

"Jenos..."

Saitama-sensei put the wallet in front of everyone, but there was nothing in it.

"This time, the money earned from part-time work, as well as the sweat and labor put in make people feel very happy. The two joys overlapped and brought more joy. However, why did it become like this?! My The money disappeared from the wallet!?"

Nowadays, people always learn in vain if they disagree with each other!

So, who took the money in the wallet?

Before that, Jiu Ye stared at Saitama's bald head and thought 'Bai Jia was killed', but he knew that he would be killed... This is embarrassing...

Chapter 7 Please don't use magic in the police station!

There were a few cute girls in the university where Jiuye originally studied. Fortunately, Jiuye was in the same class as them, so Jiuye tried to invite them to hang out together, but of course it failed. Thinking about it, it is impossible to succeed easily.It’s not the protagonist in the novel. Every now and then, beautiful girls come to talk to him to form a club, and every now and then, some beautiful girls will become his magic guardians. You have to see the reality clearly, but those people’s reasons for rejecting Jiuye are quite different. strangeness……

Neither because Jiuye is not tall enough, nor because Jiuye looks too strange, nor because of the problem of the second child, they have never seen it at all, but because Jiuye once put on a rather disgusting look when seeing their nude bodies. The way it looks... So those girls have a physical disgust for Jiu Ye...

In fact, all of that was an accident. Of course, it was completely different from the locker room accident that happened in "Date A Live". It was an accident that happened after Jiu Ye bet with other people.