Dimensional Apartment Manager

"Of course you can watch it, but why does Mr. Jiuye suddenly want to watch the documentary about the establishment of Dimension Apartment?"

Now Jiuye is staying in the reference room. The thing he inserted just now is actually a CD, which contains the data recorded by the main god before, that is, the video data of some apartment residents.

"I want to be a better landlord. If I don't know every resident, wouldn't it be incompetent? After all, this is not an ordinary landlord position in the human world."

"So that's it. Do you want to do ward rounds every day, and then help people repair beds, plumbing, and TVs every day?"

"No, have you seen anything strange recently?"

Jiu Ye said jokingly, then took a sip from the water glass on one side, drank the water in it, and continued to watch the upcoming video material.

At this moment, Jiuye noticed that the Demon King had secretly put away the water glass he had drunk. Isn't that a disposable water glass?

"Hey, what are you doing with the water glass I drank from?"

"I don't mean to hide, Mr. Jiuye."

"I've been wondering since just now, when did you start using honorifics to me?"

"Please don't pay attention to these details, human beings. I personally call others according to what I like. I can also call you Italian Cannon now."

"That's not a title."

"nickname?!"

Jiuye shook his head, it seems that this demon king has learned so much information in vain, this demon king is no longer good, he can be replaced.

"Give me my water glass."

"This is not acceptable. This is the reference room I am in charge of. I also poured this glass of water for you with my feet. After drinking it, the glass is of course mine."

"Isn't it? It stands to reason that these things are all idiot gods, but now the idiot god is not here, so I will take full charge of the affairs of the entire apartment."

Hearing Jiuye's words, the demon king who picked up the water glass with his feet jumped to the top of the bookshelf, and had no intention of returning the water glass to Jiuye at all.

At this moment, Jiuye's phone vibrated, and Jiuye, who asked the devil to stay still, took out his phone and saw a new unread text message.

After opening the content, Jiuye looked around subconsciously, because the text above was [I sneezed just now!It's you again, right? !Obviously I gave you benefits last time!He's still talking bad about people! ! 】.

Jiuye deleted the main god's text message as quickly as possible, last time it was a benefit!No, one of them is a bonus, but the other one is just a picture of hot eyes. Those tentacles and internal organs are not Jiu Ye's favorite things.

"What's wrong, human."

"It's nothing, give me back my water glass."

"No!"

What the hell is going on with this guy?

Jiuye left the position and ran to the bookshelf where the devil was, and then jumped up to grab his thigh, but the devil moved to another place with flexible jumping and walking.

Jiu Ye, who had no intention of using his ability, chased after him again. He was not interested in a disposable water cup, but just puzzled that the devil took his water cup.

"Your actions reminded me. You also took away my water cup a few times before? What do you want to use the disposable water cup for? Recycle?"

"What are you talking about? Do you think this demon king will conquer the world under the banner of environmental protection? How is it possible? I would rather fill the world with white and turbid liquid than protect the world's hygiene!"

"It's really strangely stubborn, but give me back the cup first."

"No."

Why?Jiuye thought again, and felt a sense of disobedience.

Suddenly, the door of the reference room was knocked, and Jiuye heard the sound of shortness of breath, which was the voice of the skeleton female knight.

"Haha, haha...!!! Haha!!! Mr. Demon King, that... that!! Is there a new cup for Mr. Jiuye?! I'm here to trade!!"

"Ah...bad..."

The demon king on the bookshelf opened his mouth wide, and then smiled awkwardly.

"Hey hey, because I can't get out, I have to ask someone to help me bring some things in, and all kinds of information. This is mutual benefit."

"go to hell."

Jiuye used his ability for the first time in the apartment...

Tomorrow's talk (continued) Because of the longing for...so...

【You may not believe me, I plan to write a novel about myself, what do you think?In fact, I still have some experience in writing novels. Anyway, I have read a lot of sensual novels!Don't underestimate the Lord God, you bastard! 】

【I didn't underestimate you, but I have always despised you, except for the time you saved me.So here comes the question, what does the sensual novels you read, an idiot, have to do with writing novels?Could it be that you want to submit your novel to the H website? ? 】

[This is a question, Jiuye, do you know any websites in the human world that are suitable for posting sensual novels? 】

[Don't ask me, I don't want to answer your question; after all, why do you suddenly want to write a novel?Although I know that writing novels is more suitable for a schizophrenic guy like you. 】

[What, are you making an enemy of the novelists in the world?Novelists are not schizophrenic, they are just talking to the characters they created!In this world, there is a novelist hero who defeats the devil!There are also novelist traversers who break through their own genetic chains, and novelist knights who pull out the holy sword at once. 】

【You just added the prefix 'novelist' to guys with different identities...】

Jiu Ye felt that if the main god said this, then there would be novelist singers, novelist actors, novelist brave men, and novelist Lolita in this world, and it was just a prefix anyway.

[Hmph, that's not the case. All in all, I decided to write a novel; as a knowledgeable Lord God who has been to many different planes and seen the destruction of many civilizations, I must record some part of my wonderful life come down!If the novelist’s path doesn’t work, I’ll try to draw a fanfic of Jiu Ye and the Demon King. 】

【Did you say something bad just now?If you did that, I think I'd punch your opie. 】

【What a rude speech!Squeeze your balls!And a third leg too! 】

[I think we are half-baked, listen to the Lord God, it's better not to call me when I'm working, is that okay?You are traveling on another plane now, right?You don't need to report to me one by one.As much as I hate to admit it, you are my boss and I am not your guardian. 】

[People just want Jiuye to know my whereabouts, isn't that right?If so, I'm calling you in 100 years! ! 】

Kacha, the main god hangs up the phone, which makes Jiuye heave a sigh of relief; after 100 years, Jiuye can't wait for it, anyway, skill points can continue to be accumulated by entrusting, and when the main god is not in the apartment, Jiuye It can be said that he is the person with the greatest rights in the Dimensional Apartment.

Just as Jiuye was planning the plan to manage the dimensional apartment without the main god in recent years, the phone rang again.

Looking at the caller, Jiuye frowned reluctantly pressed the answer button.

【Hey? 】

[I'm sorry I was wrong just now, it's too boring not to look for Jiuye for 100 years, it's almost the same as a cat not urinating on cat litter for a day. 】

【What is your inexplicable metaphor like? 】

[It's nothing, I won't disturb your work in the future, let's stop here today, there is still no problem with Dimension Apartment, right?It would be great if more residents could be added. I look forward to your results. 】

Speaking of which, the main god hung up the phone again. He was not so much a vigorous guy as he was a bastard who did whatever he wanted.

Of course, Jiuye's idea is similar to that of the main god. It would be nice to add more residents to the Dimension Apartment. After all, the current Dimension Apartment is not very lively during the day.

"Is it the main god who called you just now?"

"That's right, that guy seems to be traveling in other planes, what's wrong? Mr. Demon King is interested in the things of the main god?"

"Anyway, that guy is also the guy who locked me here, and you are also one of the few guys who can hurt me."

The Demon King standing on the desk said so. There was a wound on his left face that was cut by a sharp weapon. He could have repaired it, but the Demon King left it on his face as a warning to remind himself not to make mistakes again.

At this moment, Jiuye is staying in the reference room. Because Jiuye knew about the deal between the skeleton female knight and the devil, it caused a little confusion, and she put aside the matter of viewing the tenant's information, so Jiuye Went to the reference room again today.

This time Jiuye decided to watch all the recorded videos seriously, and the current tenants of Dimension Apartment are only a few hundred people, so it can still be watched after spending some time.

After inserting the DVD into the player again, Kuba heard what the Demon Lord said in his ear.

"Are you really serious about your work, or are you passionate about it? I feel bored to death facing these materials and bookshelves all day long, but I don't want to go back to the previous world, because that world is more boring me."

"Is that so... so what kind of life does Mr. Demon King dream of?"

Jiu Ye looked at the screen that appeared on the LCD screen and asked the Demon King on the side.

Just when some strange-looking tenants appeared on the LCD screen, the Demon King who was originally silent sighed and said

"The life I'm looking forward to, how should I put it, I don't have a life I'm looking forward to. The future has long been foreseen for me."

"Can you predict the future?"

"It's almost like that, and the future development can be deduced according to the situation; the brave men of mankind, the assembled army, the power possessed, etc., I know that I will not fail when I face those things, but that's just because I don't know what to do. It will just fail."

Jiuye remembered that he had discussed this topic with the Demon King before. He was like King Arthur in the past. He defeated the enemy, but he did not learn how to protect the people.

Perhaps what the Demon King said just now meant 'I won glory and victory, but my family and demon soldiers were all killed by humans'.

"That's why I'm learning all kinds of knowledge. If one day I can return to the original world, I plan to rule the world in a peaceful way."

"Then you'd better read the light novel "Devil King Hero"."

"I've finished reading it a long time ago. Fortunately, the author finished "The Demon King and Heroes" before being imprisoned, but the latter "Recorded Horizon" is a bit embarrassing."

"I have to say... many residents in this dimensional apartment are subtly being resident."

"Who knows what you mean, but according to the plot in the novel "The Demon King and the Brave", my world cannot be realized; The brave man turned into a handsome young man."

That's right... Jiuye nodded in agreement in her heart.

Wait, can this guy become a giant tit demon?

"What's the matter, Mr. Jiuye? Is there a problem, human?"

"It's not that there is a problem, it's just that I know that you can become a giant breast demon king."

"Ahaha, isn't it natural? I have a powerful ability, even though I was beaten by you last time."

"Who told you to give the cup I used to Miss Skeleton Knight."

"By the way, the two documents you entrusted to me before are done."

Jiuye took the information that the Demon King had handed over to him with his hands and feet.

These two documents are prepared for characters who are about to move into the Dimensional Apartment, provided that Qian Cong and Nayue agree... Of course, Jiu Ye will offer them some good conditions, and it would be even better if they can recruit more girls Yes, so when the time comes, maybe I need to ask the devil to prepare a few more check-in documents.

Suddenly, Jiuye saw a reminder on the mobile phone. It was a reminder about the message board of the apartment... That's right, it was a reminder that would pop up after the guy who paid special attention appeared.

[User '巭嫑嫑婚坤' posted "Sensual Novel Trial Reading. Part [-]" on the apartment forum]

that idiot...

"This Lord God also has his own vision."

"What do you mean, Demon King?"

"Become the King of H."

"I'll delete her post first."

At least before Ms. Assistant, Ms. Kuang San, Himeragi Yukina and others read the post...

Talk about it in the future (true) Thanks to this, Lanyu Qiansong stretched out his right hand

— After all, life is limited.That being the case, even if it is an illusion, I should live in a way that I am satisfied with.

This sentence was uttered by an alchemist named Nina Yadirard in the work "Blood Devouring Attack". In Jiuye's opinion, it is quite a correct sentence. If it is because of others It would seem too stupid to change one's own way of life.

Just like the male protagonist who is also an alchemist in Mr. Hasekura Dongsha's new work "Dream Magdalene", the male protagonist nicknamed "Interest" also insists on his creed, constantly pursuing the pursuit of belonging. own ideal.

Of course, whether it is reality or virtuality, when it is time to compromise, you must compromise, otherwise even the future may disappear because of your stubbornness... Thanks to the alchemist nicknamed "Interest" 'Conquered' by a silver-haired nun with animal ears.

In summary! !In order to achieve his goal, Jiuye, who had already completed the task, ran into the world of "Blood Devouring Attack" again, trying to invite several characters to his apartment.

Although these characters may be corrupted by Kuangsan, frightened by Saitama-sensei, and polluted by the main god, but that is only a "possibility" in the future, not an inevitable thing; Whether it is possible to accomplish these desired things in this post-mortem talk.

When mentioning 'accidental' and 'inevitable', Jiuye thought of the 'Ramsey Theorem' he had read in a book.

This Ramsey (Ramsey) theorem is mainly to solve the following problem: To find such a minimum number n, so that among n people, there must be K people who know each other or I people who do not know each other.

In fact, this has a certain relationship with "accidental" and "necessary"; suppose that in a party, among the few people who get together by chance, there must be people who don't know each other and people who know each other, then you can put Do not know or know as 'inevitable'.

If there is a Laplace's demon in this world, it will be easy to answer all the questions about "Ramsey's theorem" if you deduce all the "necessities".

To put it bluntly, Jiuye believes that meeting people is not accidental, but inevitable, it is destined, it was arranged by Kami Sama long ago.

"That's the motivation to work hard..."

If you regard all things as inevitable, whether it is happiness or misfortune, at least you can be sure that this is already stipulated by God, then all you need to do is to overcome and accept it, and you must never escape; life is like a War, and the result of the war is only failure and victory, there is no such thing as signing a peace treaty halfway, so the only thing that can be done, the only thing that needs to be done is to move forward bravely.

In fact, Jiuye is not the kind of person who has to have a reason to act. After all, it is impossible to give everything a certain meaning. This is the same as lifting your left or right foot when you enter the door. There is no meaning at all. ; it's just that it's a good thing to give meaning to a thing, because it will make you a lot of motivation.

Through this kind of thinking, it can be seen that a new driver who wants to find resources on the Internet will not go well, because he is only looking for resources without love! ! !

Well, this is the time to stop talking about the love of resources, which are available everywhere anyway.

Back to the present, Jiuye is trying to achieve his goal at this moment, and the first character he targets is the girl named Lanyu Asagi.

How should I put it... Jiuye is not so much fond of beautiful girls, but adding such characters to the apartment can make the apartment more dynamic; so Jiuye is not for his own selfish desires, but for the apartment, proving This action is righteous.