"...You really are..." In the end, it turned into a helpless sigh, Hakurei's priestess casually caught something that never repeated like a random item.
This time it's a level [-]... well, it's a pan...
"It's weird to go on like this... Anyway, you should bear this first..." I didn't mean to be picky, or I didn't want to bring it by myself, so Hakurei Reimu, who had no psychological pressure, put the lid on the pan after thinking on the girl's head.
"...Well... that's the only way to go..." Holding the red spear, Yakumo Hong's forehead fell a few black lines, but after realizing that this is indeed the way to do without a better substitute for a while, he replied sullenly road.
"Okay, okay...don't look at me like that..." He waved his hand, and in Yakumohong's eyes that gradually recognized something, Hakurei Reimu turned her head away subtly, "I'll just go ahead, it's nothing too much anyway Things to watch out for…”
Besides, even if his back is facing away, as long as he pays a little attention, Hakurei Reimu still has the confidence to blow away the sundries that are flying towards Xiao Hong.
"Dang—" It wasn't a girl's voice that responded to her.
It was the sound of a pan helmet crooked by a falling wooden fan.
"... Cough, this is an accident."
"…Um."
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(Lost Dreams) Ahhhhhh...exam week...
(Lazy) Just failed one subject and started again... completely messed up
I didn't draw Gong Rin, so I got Nito out...wait a minute, didn't I say that I came out with crooked red A!
Chapter 314 Chapter 304 The Daily Life of the Girl (?) and the Girl
"purple…"
"Huh?" The monster sage, who looked extremely lazy, kept leaning on the girl's shoulder without moving, just spit out a vague syllable, and then yawned.
"...Didn't you just wake up...Really...Do you want to drink sober tea?" After adjusting her sitting posture slightly so that the people behind her can sleep more comfortably, Yuanbai Lingyue nodded her cheeks, and after a short thought, she came out. tea set.
"What...you are the one who got us drunk, and now you are the one who wants us to sober up, Ling Yuejiang is unexpectedly mean?" Said the forever 17-year-old girl with a frivolous smile on her face, without any intention of asking for a teacup. with.
"...Let's say I was drunk for a while... But after waking up, you use the power of the realm to wash off the drunk state, what position do you have to say such a thing..." Yuanbai Lingyue poured a cup of tea for herself, and held the cup with both hands.
Obviously, the words that asked Yakumo Zi before were just random words, more inclined to complain.
"I can't help it~ The feeling of headache is not worth enjoying. It's a good thing to be able to sleep, but the drowsy one is just looking for sin."
"...Zi when did you become such a pure hedonist?" Yuanbai Lingyue felt a little subtle in her mood, but she didn't look back, but she probably guessed that the other party made a mischievous expression after she asked the question.
ah...really...
Does Zi know that when she wants to play a prank on her, her heart beats faster, and she doesn't know the reason why it makes people feel the atmosphere of "I'm so excited"?
Yuanbai Lingyue made a gesture of drinking tea calmly. As expected, a gap opened in the teacup in front of the girl's lips. If she used the gesture of drinking water, the cup of tea would be poured into it. The monster sage who was too lazy to lift it was in his stomach.
This can't work...
Separated a hand holding the teacup, stretched into the gap, accurately capturing the soft touch, Yuanbai Lingyue pinched Yakumozi's cheek without hesitation...
pull -
"Ah, pain, pain, let go, let go!" came the other party's unapologetic pleading voice from the back.
"...I can't do anything with you...Really, don't pretend, I don't want to turn my head and see your strange position..." Yuanbai Lingyue let go of her hand without hesitation.
In the gap opened in front of the girl, the head of the monster sage who had just been grabbed by Yuanbai Lingyue was exposed, and the body can be confirmed, still leaning on his back.
This is also one of the reasons Yuanbai Lingyue feels powerless.
If I didn't let go just now, but decided to give the other party a small punishment, if I pulled it directly, I would probably be able to see the 17-year-old girl's body motionless, only the 720-degree rotation scene above the neck being pulled?
The gap is really convenient enough to make people feel uncomfortable...
Giving up on competing with Yakumo Zi, before the other party planned to say anything, put a sip of the undrinked teacup to the other party's lips with a straight face, and poured the tea into it, and then when the monster sage's face changed drastically , pressing her head back into the gap.
"Puff—cough, cough, cough!!!" There was a violent coughing sound from behind.
It seems that this time I really choked...
Turning her thoughts, Yuanbai Lingyue knocked her elbow back on the opponent's back, and after the cough subsided slightly, she drank the remaining half cup of tea in one gulp.
The dizziness has eased a little, but nothing works that fast, and it's mostly just a psychological effect.
After simply clearing up her mood, the girl tensed her body slightly.
The reason could not be clearer.
The Yokai Sage, who had recovered, stretched out his upper body in front of him, and when Tobibai Lingyue felt "Ah... this guy finally skipped the step of standing up...", Yakumo Zi put her hands on the girl's shoulders, with Shi Lezhi's determination in his eyes.
"Boom—" There was a sound of the collision between the skull and the metal.
"——!" Yakumo Zi, who slammed her head on the girl's head, was about to succeed, and her smooth forehead collided with the cold helmet that suddenly appeared at zero distance.
"...Okay, okay, don't make trouble," she turned her head away, the helmet turned into nothingness again, slightly away from the face whose expression gradually changed, and gradually approached again, Yuanbai Lingyue put down the cup in her hand, and put her palm on it. Touching the other person's forehead that was about to reach the tip of the nose, "Hmm..."
"...Oh, I've been fooled~" Feeling the pain in his forehead disappear and showing a smile of mischievous success, the youkai sage saw the loose expression on his best friend's face.
Aware of such a good opportunity, Yakumo Zi followed her instinct and stretched out her claws to return the punishment on the cheek——
Then he was slapped away with a gentle slap.
"...You..." He opened his mouth angrily, and for some reason there was a brief pause in his speech. After the tingling in his mouth faded a little, a few black lines fell on Yuan Bai Lingyue's forehead, "...don't pretend As planned..."
"Humu, how is it possible, what are you talking about, Lingyue-chan~" With her arms folded around her chest, she put on a presumptuous face with all her palms in her hands, and the aura of a professional MLM monster sage was revealed in an instant.
But that kind of thing is useless to Yuanbai Lingyue. The so-called momentum is just a bluff in front of the most familiar people.
"It's definitely just biting your tongue when you hit the head, Zi." The girl's calm, light golden pupils caught the guilt in those purple eyes with erratic gaze.
"Oh, it doesn't exist. Sure enough, Lingyue sauce is so easy to deceive ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh——" So Yuanbai Lingyue accepted the opponent's face when Yakumozi continued to act presumptuously, and landed on the ground with a blow on the head of the monster sage.
"...Did you know that your back sweats when you're guilty?" Back-to-back only protruding the upper body out of the gap is the reason for the monster sage's exposure. Of course, there is also an element of the other party's unnatural sudden arrogance.
"We know!" Unexpectedly, Yakumo Zi replied with a confident attitude.
"..." The way it was taken for granted made people feel uncomfortable.
…Unable to continue to pursue here, Yuanbai Lingyue realized this and pushed the girl back into the gap helplessly.
Then, due to force, she was crushed to the ground by the 17-year-old girl who exited the gap.
"...Zi..." The girl who had completely lost her temper made a weak voice.
"Huh? What's the matter, Lingyue sauce?"
"First, get up from me..."
"…don't want."
"Second... Hey, get down!"
"...No...hey——" Before she could utter her complete refusal, Yuanbai Lingyue, who was overwhelmed by the 17-year-old girl, had already sat up on the ground.
Yakumo Zi was crooked as a matter of course.
"Okay, the second..." Arranging her slightly messy hair, Yuanbai Lingyue ignored the wishes of the 17-year-old girl who reposted it with an idiot-like smile, and made a declaration without authorization, "Zi, don't put me Is it okay to throw the messy things you collected into the gap..."
"Ahaha... We didn't do anything at all..." That was an even more guilty look, and he didn't even show his arrogance before the battle, which was obviously true.
"I said... Pots, pans and pans are things for you to cook anyway. Throw them away... The Holy Grail I brought back from my previous trips... Well, it's the golden cup. Where did you throw it away?" ?”
"Huh? Ling Yuejiang, is that wine cup something expensive?"
"... In the end, it's precious... um..."
When confiscating...well...cleaning up the evils of this world, besides what must be done, in the face of such a disaster, sneaking away the Holy Grail that has no magic power reserve under the eyes of everyone is not special Excessive thing, right?
But... Although with the support of a girl with almost infinite magic power, even the omnipotent wishing machine is not impossible...
…However, Rujia, who has to maintain a large enchantment for demon offerings, even if the natural recovery speed is much faster than the consumption, it is not acceptable to squander the unknown consumption of magic power at will.
The girl looked at Zi Yakumo's picture, although she was a little guilty, but Zi Yakumo's face was full of expressions like "I will never repent".
"?" And the other party also returned a fake expression of doubt in time.
"..." Ah, really...
"Hey hey, it's not something expensive, it's just a wine glass that I'm more used to... and it's gold anyway, do you know what will happen if the poor witch sees it..." But it can be achieved wish only.
She likes to throw it around for fun, if you lose it, it will be gone.
"There's nothing I can do about you." Half-closed her eyes, Yuanbai Lingyue stood up, and slashed Yakumozi's head with a condescending strike, "I'm not an example——"
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(suspicious) Huh?Five hundred words more?
Well, it's just a small thing~
Why doesn't Winky lose her dress, the oldest king even has fewer and fewer socks.
Chapter 316 Chapter 305 Zi You Are So Messy to Eat Jujube Pills
"Don't make an example" is more of a compromise in Yakumo Zi's ears than an ultimatum.
It is one of the synonyms of "whatever you want", and also a synonym of "don't do it in front of me for a while".
"Hi, hi~" Yakumo Zi, who was rubbing her forehead, returned a quite hearty smile.
"...Are you really not listening at all..." Yuanbai Lingyue paused, losing interest in further research.
She will never repent no matter what, instead of expecting the other party to listen to it, it is better to put her hope on the idea of buying her Shikigami.
When can I reach a consensus with Neng Lan, if I leave this monster sage for ten days and half a month, I think even for better sleep, I will reflect a little bit, right?
Although we don't want to restore the sage model of the past, at least we don't want to become the naturalization caused by having nothing to do now.
The girl didn't realize that the monster sage only showed such a rascally attitude in front of her. Yuanbai Lingyue gave up this attractive idea after thinking about the feasibility for three seconds.
the reason is simple.
There is probably nothing in this world that is more lazy than a gap, right?
Eating can be solved by opening the gap to the kitchen, teasing people can be solved by opening the gap above the head of the person, and checking the dynamics of all parties can be done by peeping through the gaps opened in various places.
Yuanbai Lingyue looked at the weird crack unfolding in front of her eyes, and couldn't help but think so.
After all, in theory, as long as there are ready-made things available, they cannot escape the claws of the voyeuristic sage.
"I'm starting to regret it a little bit... a moment of fever or something..." Shaking her head and no longer thinking about unrealistic questions, Yuanbai Lingyue cast her eyes on the gap that opened in time, where she could see the witch and the Yakumo family. The location of the interaction between the mascots.
The concealment process is done very well, not to mention that this is Yuanbai's home field, if it is detected, it is likely to be exposed by itself, but the monster sage will not do such boring things, so you can rest assured to peep together .
"Ah, isn't it rare for Ling Yue-chan to be interested?" Indeed, girls rarely act with clear ethics, and most of them just do it out of "thinking". It is understandable to be complained by Yakumo Zi. .
"The only thing I don't want to be complained about by you...Zi..." With a blank face, he slashed with a hand knife.
"Bounce—" The purely physical attack fell into the strange crack opened in front of the grinning monster sage, and hit the girl herself on the head from the other end.
"..." Should it be said that he was speechless at the "rebound" like a child's argument, or he was at a loss for the youkai sage who rarely counterattacked, as if time had stopped, and fell into a mysterious silence.
"Ling Yuejiang, do you know that if you knock your head too much, you won't grow tall?"
"…Know."
"Then..."
"But will you grow taller? A 17-year-old girl in the realm?"
"...Ah, it's Lingyue-chan, you... puke—" The monster sage, who was gesticulating the girl's height as a matter of course, bent down like a folded paper because of a heavy blow to his abdomen.
"...Okay...throw the steel plate aside...it doesn't feel right in your hand," sighed, Yuanbai Lingyue shook the palm that was slightly uncomfortable from smashing the hard object, "Or do you want to say that what you just smashed was your kidney stone?"
"...How could we have that kind of thing!" Holding the broken metal plate with both hands, aiming at the target, he threw two absolutely dangerous high-altitude falling objects from the gap towards the cute creature of the Yakumo family. Yakumo Zi retorted.
"...I'm serious...you interrupted again..."
"Wow, who made the first move?"
"...Well..." Yuanbai Lingyue, who had a very high priority on physics, fell into a momentary inability to speak, but then waved her hand indifferently, "It's just a trivial matter, and it will make you stupid to care about such things."
"...We think...Compared to Ling Yue-chan's unnecessary worries, it's better to investigate the severity of your attack when you started to let yourself go..." Yakumo Zi looked at the girl who was once again being attacked by Hakurei with her hand on her chin. The Miko caught the high-speed falling object and threw it aside, and threw a few wrong road signs further away with great interest.
"...unnecessary worry..." Not making any comments on the fun of the youkai sage... The girl shrugged, "...um...that's true..."
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