With a "click", the monster sage's face was pushed into the depression less than half a centimeter.
It's only to this extent——
Want to say lethality?That doesn't exist at all.
At least this is the case for realm monsters who are not thin-skinned.
"Yuyuko, you sneak attack on us—!" After a moment of stunned, the realm monster with a kind smile on the corner of his mouth raised his hand high, his white arm did not show, but turned into the gap, in the lightning-fast The deception took something out of it.
"My half-spirit ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Compared with the spirit body, the half-spirit looked more like marshmallow in front of Yuyuko, and was pulled into the hands of the monster sage, and then slapped the face of the host of Baiyulou.
Σ( !!! )
It's obviously just a balloon-like thing, but for the first time, you can feel that it was taken aback, followed by the emotion of wanting to die and come back to life.
"Aww—" Youyouzi subconsciously opened his mouth, and bit down.
"Master Youyouzi, please shut up——!" Even the plate was still in her hand, and the soul enchantress who had already slammed out the door only had time to shout out.
However, it was already too late——
"Ka bang——" it stands to reason that a half-spirit does not have bones and tendons, or that the existence of an entity itself is a relatively incredible thing.
But indeed hearing this, it was like the sound of a rubber band snapping.
His eyes subconsciously glanced at Yakumo Lan who was also looking there, and the fried tofu in the chopsticks fell back into the bowl.
...not...an illusion...
silence--
"Crispy and soft, but tasteless...although it seems to have high nutritional value~" Chewing gracefully and slowly, making such an evaluation, Yuyuko shook her head slightly.
Although there was an atmosphere like that of a gourmet movie from her body, the atmosphere around her was as heavy as seeing a murder scene.
"But don't waste it, ah~" Without any embarrassment, Yuyuko Saigyouji, like a believer, picked up the half-spirit that looked like a dead house whose network cable had been unplugged with both hands, and opened his mouth again. .
"Hey... Yuyuko..." Even Zi Yakumo's forehead was in cold sweat this time...
"Humm? What's the matter ~ Purple?" Because it was the voice of a friend, it was able to temporarily stop the foodie princess, tilting her head with a cute expression and asking what happened.
...this is proof that it only belongs to friends who are recognized by Yuyuko.
But more important than that kind of thing right now is...
"Yuyuko...do you know what you're eating?" Yakumo Zi pointed at the soft white food in her hand with a folding fan on her face full of surprise.
"...I know~ the half-spirit of the demon girl~" But with a contagious sunny smile on the corner of her mouth, Yuyuko raised her hand to answer the question like a schoolboy listening carefully.
"Hey, eh?!" This is the answer that makes people wonder if they heard it wrong.
But the people who compared their expressions confirmed the cruel fact from each other's faces.
"I've always wanted to try it...but the enchantress has always been super stingy—"
The complaint of the undead princess is not enough for people to respond to her at this moment.
To say why...
"Hey... are you alright?" Stretched out his hand and poked at the Baiyulou Tingshi who was petrified and black and white, and double buffed when the half-ling was bitten off.
Instead of saying nothing with an apologetic smile as usual, his body was sluggish (in a sense) and he fell down.
As if he had experienced something extremely desperate, his whole body began to tremble.
And with the swinging hands, slowly put it next to his ears.
"...Headache...Master Youyuko...Today's teeth are worse than expected..." Curled up on the ground, holding his head, showing a stiff expression on his face that looks more like crying than laughing, what happened to Master Baiyulou To everyone's embarrassment...
…Then each of them picked up the wine glasses and tea bowls, chatted cheerfully again, and ate the dishes.
...taken for granted here...
Because everyone is just unrelated monsters, Bai Yulou's contacts are not extensive at present, except for the Yakumo family, only Yan Luowang is a little familiar.
...is also one of the reasons for the daily deficit of the fiscal...
Although such a scene perfectly shows the lack of humanity of the onlookers...
But that's not a big deal.
"Hey... Yuyuko... don't scare outsiders if you don't plan to eat your family teacher..." I found Xiaohong and Yuanbai only worried about the half-spirit girl with their eyes, but "maybe something serious How to play, I don’t understand them, so it’s better not to bother...” Such thoughts were written on his face without any words to dissuade them.
"Hey~ I'm really curious about the taste of the half-spirit..." Yuyuko Saigyouji slowly opened her mouth with a slightly troubled expression, and kneaded the half-spirit like a piece of cotton candy back into the big white ball .
...It was a scene that made people wonder if it was a hallucination.
"Because I'm usually hungry and my eyes are dim, I often bite the half-spirit of the demon girl~" In other words, can she get used to it after suffering too many injuries? !
It's obvious that I yelled so badly before...
It's really embarrassing though...
"But because I'm hungry... I always bite it with the momentum of swallowing it whole~" Said in a soft tone that made people dare not go to work in Baiyoklou, Yuyuko showed an innocent and cute smile "So I care about the usual things Taste~"
Does this kind of thing change its taste in normal times? !
Speaking of which, how long have you wanted to eat her!
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Looking at a group of bigwigs who have updated and can't see the posts, their motivation has dropped sharply and turned into salty fish...
(The raccoon evaporates) As expected of the wise Yu——escaped from the future of salted fish!
I don’t want to upload the three updated manuscripts at one time~ It will be delayed~ There will be no less (sight shift)
Chapter 295Chapter 286 The topic is wrong?How is it possible, who still remembers the original topic
"...Hey~ Such a thought is really impolite~" Without any intention of scolding anyone, as if seeing through the two thoughts, Yuyuko Saigyouji waved her hand and threw the half spirit in the direction of her family teacher.
"I didn't want to eat it for a long time, I just thought about it when I saw it~"
In a sense, this is really worse thinking!
"...emmm..." Yakumohong slightly moved her seat back, a little away from the position of the undead princess.
"It's better for you to find other hobbies..." He slightly turned away from the beginning to look at the courtier, who had escaped from despair, so as not to say any sympathetic words to make things continue to go astray.
"... If you are too interested, you will become the same as Zi?" He covered his eyes with a folding fan, but it was not difficult to imagine Yuyuko's slightly ambiguous expression at this moment.
"Well, what's the matter with us?"
"Forget about that...it's too bad." Feeling shaken and changed her words, Yuanbai Lingyue thought about it for a while, and after the two Yakumozi smiled at the evil forces together, she still gave up her plan to say anything more.
"Hello?!" Even the 17-year-old beautiful girl frowned cutely.
But if the target is not the few people present, then it will become a rather strange development.
...If you could explain it with "I can't help it, to maintain the majesty of the sage of youkai" before, then Yakumo Zi, who has become too lazy to pretend to be a magician, became a "youkai idler" did it.
Half of them are as bad as ever.
"It was so cute when I picked it up before." It's really unexpected that it's crooked like this... But speaking of it...
"...Zi, are you fat?" The hand that was about to touch the wine glass on the table froze in the air, and Yuanbai Lingyue felt the pressure from the top of her head expressionlessly, and spoke.
"That kind of thing is impossible~"
"Then don't put the fat that gets in the way on my head." Then Yuanbai swung the knife from bottom to top again.
Of course it didn't strike.
"Hey~ How can there be such a logic?!" It would be better to say that if she can hit it, then she must have done something terrible.
Just thinking about it this way... I feel a little relieved for some reason.
"Is there logic in this world?" Then he asked back to the girl's head protruding from the table in front of him.
"Ah, complaining, we have complained about things that we have never complained about!" Because of the "common sense and non-sense realm" imposed, most of the abnormal things become normal.
But correspondingly, in Gensokyo, many things are also in a situation where you will lose if you think seriously.
...Besides, it's just a simple brain circuit jumping out.
"Okay, don't make trouble...you are already 17 years old," the head of the monster who crossed the boundary poured a glass of wine for herself, and while holding the glass with one hand, pressed her head down with the other hand.
As a result, the opening gap was closed, and Zi Yakumo, who was holding her arms around her chest in an upside-down manner, also sighed as if the gravity was reversed in the space opened up beside her.
"Isn't Ling Yuejiang the same, when we first met, wasn't he a fool who couldn't even control his strength, and would fight when things didn't go well?"
"When I was rescued, who was planning to plot against me while I was not paying attention?"
"Yeah, who is that, we don't know that kind of person." Shrugging her shoulders, Zi Yakumo, who made an expression of confusion, insisted on the policy of pretending to be stupid.
"...How long has it been since I said it...we met..." Looking at her own face reflected in the teacup, which remained unchanged, Yuanbai Lingyue turned her head and cast her eyes on Yakumo Zi who was also looking over.
"Huh? Sudden thinking of such a strange thing like a human being? It's been three months, three months~"
"…what?"
"We are only 17 years old and three months old this year~" So it is only three months of course?
...Speaking of it, it was three months and a few days?
but…
"Let's understand what Zi means..." That's right, time is just a matter of indifference to youkai.
If you care about some things, it will make you sentimental.
But also because of this...
Looking at the strange cracks around her, showing a smile that can only be revealed when she is around this group of people, Yuanbai Lingyue stretched out her hand.
"It's a weird smile...Zi." He grabbed the other person's cheeks and tugged lightly to both sides, destroying that expression.
"Guhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"" The realm monster with its upper body protruding out retreated into the gap, and then leaned on the back of Yuanbai Lingyue who was sitting upright.
"...There is no such thing as weirdness. It's just that we still have some changes, and Ling Yuechan's body is still so barren, so I can't control my facial expressions."
"...This kind of words sound very heart-wrenching," he became a little drunk, but it's no wonder.
Because when she was free, she just fed Yuyuko and drank by herself.
...How much did you drink... It would be as self-defeating to think about such things as thinking about the passing of time.
"Originally, I might have complained about Xia Zi's excessive size, but now..." Putting the empty glass back on the table, "Since the topic has changed, let's enjoy the banquet first..."
"Usually, I wouldn't allow it, but now," then he lifted the two jugs on the table, and handed one to the realm monster behind him without looking back.
"It's a little bit bad if I'm the only one drunk." Not that there would be any bad consequences...
No... Maybe there is.
But at this moment, the girl doesn't mean that, but a simpler purpose.
"Ah, since I started preparing for this, I haven't been drunk for a long time." There are too many preparations to be made, too many insurances to take out, and too many risks to avoid.
For this, a clear mind is necessary.
Similarly, even though Yuanbai Lingyue and Zi are not troubled by the same kind of things, they have made the same effort.
For this Gensokyo that the gods love.
"...Ling Yuejiang, since this kind of thing is done, there will only be a lot of troubles in the future." Taking out the wine bowl from the gap, Yakumo Zi leaned back and hit it with a light head hammer Touched the back of Ibiba's head.
Didn't you just say the answer to this kind of thing, Zi?
"That kind of thing is fine, if you think too much about it, you will grow old." Yuanbai Lingyue said as she also knocked her head back.
"Then..."×2
Turning around in a synchronized motion, the wine glass and bowl collided.
"Cheers—" ×2
ton ton ton~
So far, Yuanbai Lingyue, who has been misleading the topic several times, also gave up thinking.jpg
It has been confirmed that all the personnel who remembered what they were going to do were killed.
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