Then he was interrupted by a hand on his forehead.
What caught my eye was Patchouli who looked over calmly with dark circles under her eyes.
"You interrupted my study." That's what she said, "Little devil, send Miss Remy to play with Second Miss."
"...It's great to have a maid!" Looking at the little devil who obviously listened to Paqiuli's words and showed an apologetic expression to himself, the lonely host who was helpless and had to take care of his younger sister resisted, "I will have a maid sooner or later!"
"...The little devil is a familiar, not a maid..." He rubbed his temples and corrected, "If you didn't suddenly say that you want to conquer Gensokyo, I would study these messy things?"
"...Because the sun is so annoying...Fran wants to go out to play during the day too." Scratching her head, turning her head to avoid this question that sounded really troublesome, Remilia said.
"Then, what is it?"
"Hakurei Shrine will be open at night..."
"Not going." Paqiuli expressed her position straightforwardly without intending to listen.
"I haven't finished yet! It's a banquet organized by Yuanbai Lingyue..."
"Go" interrupted Remilia's words again, Patchouli raised her hand, her magic power surged, she washed her face with a water polo, and spoke.
"So Patch don't interrupt me!"
"Ah."
"I asked to bring the ingredients by myself, but..." There is no doubt that there is no one who is good at cooking in the Scarlet Devil House except the little devil. At the same time, Paqiuli is not the type to eat well. The two vampires have no need for food, and Menfan is hungry. You can fall asleep when your belly is full.
Simply put, the Scarlet Devil's Mansion has nothing to offer.
"...Huh? Is that so..." The witch who clamped the bookmark, held the book in her arms, and wiped away the dark circles under her eyes nodded her chin.
"Aren't there a group of goblins in the Lake of Fog at the gate?"
"Eh?" Remilia tilted her head.
What are you mentioning those goblins for... can they be eaten?
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(Lying) Ah... I'm so lazy... I don't want to update...
(ps) The author's background has been updated, and I was so scared that I almost couldn't find where the uploaded chapters are
Chapter 276 Chapter 270
When did it start...
The shrine gradually declined, or began to be alienated by people, or... earlier?
Can't remember.
It's not a very important thing to her.
I don't know when, but the shrine maiden, who is the guardian, is feared like a monster.
Even if you spend a lot of money to hire an onmyoji, you won't think that there is a shrine maiden who can cure monsters in the nameless shrine.
Ah...Damn...It's so painful not stuffing money...
As a human being, even he needs to eat, but at some point, people around him start to look at him with uncomfortable eyes.
There is no intention of being disgusted by sending it to your door.
So she started to fend for herself.
In addition to the usual cleaning of the shrine and checking the empty money box, there is an additional habit of occasionally going to the surrounding woods to forage.
...Because of the place where I often buy ingredients, I am also afraid of myself, because this body is comparable to the spiritual power of a big monster.
No one has come to ask for good weather for the coming year... Well... It's only natural... After all, even I don't know what kind of god is enshrined here...
No, it's better to say... If it's a god, I should be able to feel it... instead of the shrine that is still empty in front of me...
But... no one came to pay homage, and no one invited me to participate in any festival, but it also saved the dancing that I am not very good at...
Descending the gods with dance...the foundation of communicating with the gods and offering sacrifices to shrine maidens such as the Saji Mountains and Rivers, if you let yourself do it...
Might change the taste a bit...
As for being asked to exorcise evil spirits or pray for rain, Zeng Jin also sometimes...
But unknowingly, it became exorcism and praying for rain (physics)...
It's not that they can't do what ordinary witches do, but that they can achieve their expectations with the simplest and most effective solution...
Then... Naturally, I can only show an embarrassing expression and pretend to be stupid...
I don't know which time it was...
Ah, forgot, but anyway...
Until one day, a monster broke into the shrine.
This is not the first incident, there will often be monsters who can't imagine hearing that someone has been cured and repelled by him, and those who don't believe in evil will directly rush to challenge...
Hmm... It's kind of a headache...
But monsters are always thinking about things that people can't understand, so they can only be described as headaches, not stupid.
Although most of the youkai I see are of this type, but occasionally there are existences that can communicate.
The current situation of no one visiting the shrine, and no one asking her to get rid of the monster, so as long as the situation is not too noisy, or a monster who likes to break things casually, she will give the other party a chance to talk.
Hmm... It's up to them whether to listen or not.
But this monster was different from those encountered.
That weird thing looks like a crack in space, but in fact it is very difficult to deal with things that are very different, and the shrine is all their own things.
In other words...
After the Shenyu that was thrown by him was directly passed to the other side by the weird crack, he screamed and hit the repair fee on the shrine floor, which was enough to make him drink air tea for a week.
She stopped rationally.
That power is not something that can be resolved easily, and you may not lose in a fight, but if the opponent relies on the shrine, if you really fight, you will definitely fall asleep on the street for an unknown amount of time.
"...Can we have a good talk now, Miss Miko?" The culprit leaned out from the slit that exposed countless strange eyes. The blond monster wearing a beret covered the lower half of his face with a folding fan. Wearing an unpleasant color.
"Let me introduce myself, we are Yakumo Zi...um..." Her response was a simple straight punch, but of course it was diverted by the crack that suddenly appeared in front of her eyes——
"Ah, pain, pain!!!" The screaming voice was so familiar that it couldn't be more familiar. The priestess shook her painful hand from hitting a hard object. There is no doubt that the repair fee required by the shrine has increased again.
The information was so bad that she didn't even have the thought of paying attention to Shenyu who was howling in the cave.
...Speaking of it...it's obviously a weapon, but it's too troublesome to feel pain when you touch it...
"It's really unfriendly, but they didn't come here with any malice..." Shrugging, Zi closed the folding fan with a serious expression, "We're here to talk about a cooperation project of."
"Hakurei Reimu, the guy who came to the shrine to steal senbei and was caught face to face, dare to say that you did the biscuit I threw the day before yesterday?" He said his name coldly, knowing that if he didn't make a good meal and sleep in the open In terms of self-awareness, the one who suffers in a fight is his own current situation. Hakurei Reimu has no intention of fighting again, and squats down distressedly to touch the floor that is not flat at all under two blows.
"...cough, it was an accident, it was an accident, I was hungry at that time, and when I came to the shrine, I found a monster stealing cookies, so we taught him a lesson, and then seized the spoils...well, we stole the cookies. That's right." The monster sage, who was full of nonsense, nodded his chin, and told the truth after the other party turned his head and showed a dangerous look.
"...Is it because of you that there are so many monsters lately?"
"No...that's just their last carnival..." Yakumo Zi shook her head with a twinkle in her eyes, "Compared to that, are you interested in quitting?"
"Being a monster? Not interested."
"It's not... I'm asking you to be a city manager."
"City management?"
"Hmm... It should be said that it is the job of repelling troublesome monsters."
"I'm still doing that kind of thing now." With raised eyebrows, Reimu pointed to the dilapidated floor, with obvious disgust in his eyes.
"That's different. Now that the mystery is fading away, human beings will no longer believe in everything at present sooner or later," Yakumo Zi shook his finger, and Yakumo Zi didn't have the slightest awareness that he might be attacked in the next second. "The one who invited you is a monster and a human being." A world that can coexist."
"That kind of world..." The stranger mentioned something in a few words and didn't believe it, but Hakurei Reimu believed the other person's words, and then shrugged, "What does that have to do with me?"
"...Someone visits the shrine? The cash box will always be full, but you only need to solve the mutation. You don't need to pray for rain or exorcise evil spirits. You can just stay in the shrine every day, drink hot tea and sleep..."
"Oh?" The impoverished maiden who was self-reliant cast a questioning look at the other party.
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"Thinking about it now... I was fooled!" Reimu Hakurei sighed while clutching her forehead, and served the last dish, and Lingyue Tobibai showed a subtle expression while listening to her storytelling.
"Zi is really..." That was indeed something she would do.
"Forget it... It's not bad now... At least there is a place where you can eat and drink..." Looking up at the sky, the witch of Boli pointed outside, "Your guest is here."
"Obviously you are the master of the shrine, right?"
"Looks like we're not late..." The gap opened, instead of going through the door, he stretched out his hand directly from the gap, picked up a ball with chopsticks and put it to his mouth.
"It's not late, Zi." One of the protagonists in the topic just now came half an hour early to sneak in, as usual.
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(Hand on cheek) Daily card update.
Hmm... What should I do if I have conceived a new pit, but find that I am too lazy to code?
Chapter 277 Chapter 271 The Upcoming (Unspeakable) Mutation
"It's not late, Zi." The owner of the topic came 10 minutes early as usual.
And Yuanbai could only walk in front of the opponent helplessly.
"how is the taste?"
"Of course Lingyuejiang's cooking is as delicious as ever~" She made a semi-perfunctory comment, but the fact that she didn't stop her chopsticks also showed that the monster idler was not lying.
"...It means that there is no progress..." The girl also picked up a ball, chewing it unsatisfied.
...Ah...Really...Is there anything I can do to improve my cooking skills...
...But there is nothing I can do... I haven't had many opportunities...
Speaking of which...
"Boom—" A hand knife slashed Yakumozi's head, and at the same time the girl pulled away the plate, "...If you eat any more, it will be eaten up. This is for the guests."
"...Aren't we guests?" Rubbing her head with one hand, the 17-year-old girl stared at her with dissatisfied half-moon eyes.
"I'm asking you to eat an average meal. You'll get tired of eating just one plate. Eat some of everything." I changed my words temporarily. Anyway, the shrine doesn't provide any meat. Most of them are small snacks that can be eaten one bite at a time. Desserts that count as staple food.
At most, provide some wine storage.
They still need to prepare meals by themselves... Speaking of which, can those people really bring any normal ingredients...
While still thinking, someone patted her on the shoulder, Yuanbai turned her head, and Hakuli's priestess rarely could not bear to look directly at her and said, "Is it okay to get used to her like this?"
"Huh...?" Unexpectedly, Yuanbai Lingyue couldn't help but turn her head to look at Zi who packed half of each food and put it in the gap while eating.
"It's okay, Zi is a very cute child."
"It has nothing to do with being cute or not!"
"...ah... hey hey hey...but if she likes it, then it doesn't matter, right?"
"...You... Really... At first, I wondered what kind of environment could produce her kind of monster... Now I know why that guy has always acted as he pleases..." Hakurei Reimu shook her head helplessly and sat down , also picked up chopsticks and reached an accomplice with the five-color forces.
"...Besides, no one knows how much was prepared. It can be said that the witches are too poor so they only have air tea, although that's what they said to the outside world."
"Hey!" The next moment, a ball was thrown by Hakurei Miko, who was lifted up, with the strength to hammer a person into the wall.
The meatball returned to Hakurei Miko's chopsticks through the small gap that suddenly opened, and Reimu was not surprised, but took a slow bite as usual.
"It's just a joke, even though it's the truth." The girl said unapologetically, and looked in the direction of the door feeling out of touch.
"...Ah... It's early..." The soft impression of the voice accompanied by the movement of opening the door caught the girl's attention.
He glanced at the two on the side with the corner of his eye.
The monster sage disappeared into the room in an instant, leaving only a small gap to spread around the girl, while the priestess of Hakurei slowly picked up a glass of air and quietly savored it.
Well, these two are totally hopeless.
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