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No matter how good-looking, cute, or beautiful he is, he can't change the attribute that his crotch is protruding! ! !

"That's a pity. Do you think it's not nice to call you wife and husband?"

Jinghua's face was full of disappointment, such an expression on her beautiful face made people feel distressed.

However, Parry, who has often been teased by Jinghua since he entered school, is unmoved.

Seeing Jinghua's lost look innocently before, he felt compassion and went up to comfort him, but he didn't expect this guy to be faking, pretending to be sad, crying and saying that if he married him, he would forgive him.

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Jinghua pretended to be pitiful and tricked him, which made him almost pissed off, and he hated this guy even more.

The guy was straight, he was sure.

Because one day at noon, Jinghua and Hideyoshi, who is also "so cute, must be a boy" in the class, revealed the type of girl he likes when they were talking about Butter. He also said that he is straight and often "wife" "wife" They called him purely to tease him.

Hideyoshi sat in the same row as him, with just one seat in between.He took a nap on the table at noon that day, but unfortunately he didn't fall asleep.Seeing him lying on the table with his eyes closed, Jinghua thought he was asleep, so he told the truth like this when chatting with Hideyoshi.

Hearing the conversation between Pali and Jinghua, Shigure Hagoromo and Hideyoshi both leaned towards each other, covering their mouths and whispering.

"It's started."

"The feeling of being happy with friends."

"If this is an animation, they will definitely get married."

"Not necessarily, the arrogant Parry might be a loser."

The discussion between Hideyoshi and Shigure Hagoromo made Kano look at them both strangely.

Are you two qualified to talk about others? You two are no worse than Parry and Jinghua in bickering every day.

People are happy friends, don't you have that taste?The probability of two boys walking together is lower than the probability of two of you walking together, a boy and a girl.

Yuyi said that Hideyoshi likes Yuchan, but things like feelings are uncertain.The plot is that the heroine likes the male lead, and after a series of events, she finds out that she does not like the male lead but the male lead. There are many love animations and TV dramas.

Hideyoshi takes the female protagonist's script, and Hagoromo takes the male one's script. It is not impossible for the stories in animation and TV dramas to take place in reality. After all, reality does not make sense or logic.

It is said that Ome lost to the sky, Yuu is not Ome, but she came earlier than Yuyi, Yuyi is considered to be heaven.

Went to Hideyoshi’s house on weekends every week, met every day in the same class, chatted about painting on Line every day, often bickered like happy friends.

After a long time, it is not impossible for Hideyoshi and Yuyi to rub off the spark of love and get together.

To say that the only thing that worries Shikano is that Yuyi can be called a "golden retriever" strictly speaking.It may be that there is a spark of love with Hideyoshi, but it is not impossible to become a "lost dog" because of the hair color.

It doesn't seem to be certain, the golden retriever is not a loser, but a winner, and there are animation heroines who have successfully embraced a beautiful boy.

Kano tilted his head.With Hideyoshi and Shigure Hagoromo as the protagonists, the small head is full of brains, and a strange new show is mixed with various elements such as love, comedy, Shura field, white school, depression, healing, magic, time travel, etc. .

You stand on the bridge and look at the scenery, and people who look at the scenery look at you upstairs.

Hideyoshi and Shigure Hagoromo, who were still teasing Jinghua and Parry, did not know that the two of them had also become "landscapes" and were watched by Kano "upstairs".

Parry's resistance to Jinghua ended in Parry's failure.

He asked Jinghua not to call him "wife" or "husband", so Jinghua called him "darling", "baby", "kiss", "obedient", and each word made him feel better. The creepiness and disgust made him have a psychological shadow.

As a straight—♂ male, let a boy call him like this, he is already very strong without vomiting.

Today he came early specially to avoid Jinghua who was guarding him at the school gate.Unexpectedly, he was Jinghua who avoided the school gate, but fell at the classroom gate.

The only thing that made him feel lucky was that he didn't meet Jinghua at the school gate. Today, Jinghua called his wife without letting the classmates and passers-by at the school gate hear him, and he was not put in front of a group of people at the school gate for public execution.

Let Hideyoshi and the others hear "wife" in class, he doesn't care anymore.Jinghua called "wife" and "wife" every day in class. He was used to the public execution in class. Not only was he used to it, but the students in the class were also getting used to it.

Doesn't Hideyoshi and Shigure Hagoromo care about him being called "wife" by Jinghua? They even whispered about when they will get married, saying that it would be difficult for him and Jinghua not to get married.

The rabbit's ears are very sensitive, even if the sound is very small, he can hear it with rabbit ears.

Chapter 238

Parry, Jinghua, Hideyoshi, the well-known "cute boys" in class A of the first year.

The sex of Hideyoshi in the trio is in Schrödinger's state in the perception of others, sometimes it is a woman, sometimes it is a man.So sometimes the trio turns into a duo, and only Parry and Jinghua are the well-known "cute boys" in Class A of the third year.

In this school, the girls who look like girls are actually boys are not only Pali, Jinghua, and Hideyoshi, but there are also a few "cute boys" in the eighteen classes from the first grade to the third grade.

Although they are cute, they are boys anyway, and the toilets and changing rooms they use are men's toilets and men's changing rooms.

Everything was fine at first, but Hideyoshi, who appeared this semester, troubled the school.

Is this person male or female, or is Hideyoshi's gender Hideyoshi?

Some people think that Hideyoshi is a man, and some people think it is a woman.People who sometimes think he's a woman sometimes think he's a man, and people who think him a man sometimes think he's a woman.

Although there are very few people who think that Hideyoshi is a boy, it does exist.

This makes the school very troubled by Hideyoshi's gender.Even if you look at Hideyoshi's student file to confirm his gender, the gender you remember in the last second will be strangely forgotten in the next second, making people uncertain about Hideyoshi's gender again.

In order to solve this problem, the principal also held a special meeting to discuss this issue with a group of teachers.

After three weeks of disputes and debates, the principal finally decided to set up a bathroom and a changing room for Hideyoshi in Class A of the first year.

Hideyoshi was dumbfounded when the homeroom teacher announced the news seriously to the class.

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What the hell?The school specially prepared the "Hideyoshi" toilet for me? !

Is this executing me publicly, right? It must be executing me publicly, right?

When the homeroom teacher announced the news, the students in the class didn't laugh, but nodded in agreement, except... Shi Yu Yuyi.

Shigure Yuyi's shoulders kept shaking when he was lying on the table with his head buried in his arms.

Hideyoshi could tell from a distance whether the woman was smiling, or the kind of ecstatic smile.If it weren't for the class now, she would definitely come over and laugh at her immediately.

You can't laugh at him the first time now, this guy will come to laugh at him the second time after class is over.

Destroy it, quickly.Destroy this world quickly.

The students in the class actually agree with such a wonderful policy and agree with the existence of the "Hideyoshi" toilet.

I disagree!

Hideyoshi really wanted to stand up and yell at the class teacher, then rush out the door and beat the principal severely.No, this will drop out of school, and if you want to beat the principal, you can't beat yourself.

How about going to Nara to steal, no, steal a few Nara deer and throw them at the school, let the principal fight them hand-to-hand.

Or look for "Dora Yumeng" to see if she has any props, bah, magic can play tricks on the principal.

Throughout the class, Hideyoshi was thinking badly about how to trouble the principal.

When get out of class was over, Shigure Hagoromo quickly got up from his seat, walked quickly to Hideyoshi's desk and laughed.

"Hahaha, hahahaha, hahahahahahaha, show, show, hahaha, show Yoshi, hahahaha..."

Shigure Hagoromo, who wanted to say "Hideyoshi's toilet", couldn't say this sentence because he couldn't stop whispering.

Clutching her belly, she laughed wildly, her wild smile gradually distorted, and her barbell-like voice became even wilder.

"Can you stop laughing?"

Hideyoshi who was ridiculed said with a dark face.

Many students in the classroom were attracted by the laughter of a Kagura-like woman.

You are Shigure Hagoromo, not Kagura Mea, why are you smiling like a "clucking" old hen like that crumbly woman in Mea?

"No."

Shi Yu Yuyi looked serious, and smiled like wiping dishes in the next second.

Hearing the familiar soft voice of Hideyoshi rubbing his temples, he closed his eyes just hearing this laughter, and the first thing that came to his mind was definitely not Shigure Yui, but Kagura Mea, a scumbag woman.

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Class F for one year.

Kagura Nana and Kagura Mea are in the same class. Luckily, the two seats are one in front of the other. They are gossiping about campus news during class breaks.

Suddenly, Kagura Mea sneezed.

"Ah."

Kagura Nana took out a tissue from her pocket and handed it to Kagura Mea, asking with concern, "Have you caught a cold?"

"No." Kagura Mea, who took the tissue handed over by Kagura Nana and blowing her nose, shook her head, "It's Hideyoshi who is speaking ill of me, I feel it."

"What kind of strange sensory system do you have? People will sneeze when people say bad things about you." Kagura Nana put her face on her hands and smiled lightly, taking Kagura Mea's words as a joke.

"I'm not joking, it's true. I don't know why, but when Hideyoshi and I speak ill of each other, the other party sneezes."

Kagura mea folded the used tissues and put them on the desk, and threw them away when school was over, rubbing her still uncomfortable nose.

Since it is true, you two have such a tacit understanding and get married quickly.Kagura Nana thought so in her heart, but said it was impossible to say.

"Then you said bad things about Hideyoshi in front of him, didn't he sneeze wildly?"

Nana Kagura discovered a blind spot.

"It doesn't work every time you say bad things, and sometimes you don't say it with your mouth, but you just complain about it in your heart, and the other person may sneeze. I don't necessarily sneeze when Hideyoshi says bad things about me, but my sneezing is probably related to Hideyoshi .”

Kagura Mea shook her head. The fact that she and Hideyoshi said bad things about each other and both of them would sneeze is a metaphysical event, how could it be 100% responsive.

If I can feel her 100%, maybe I have to think about whether I am a natural match with that stinking guy Hideyoshi.

"so complicated……"

Kagura Nana, who didn't understand much, decided not to talk too much about this topic.Just hearing what Kagura Mea said, she felt that it would be difficult for Mea not to marry Hideyoshi.There is such a "tacit understanding" and what are you waiting for if you don't get married!

If it was Yu Yi, she would have gone to the fire a long time ago, urging Yu Yi to confess her love.

If only I had the same relationship with Mea as I have with Hagoromo.In that way, you can push mea to confess to Hideyoshi, and you can watch the excitement by pulling Shikano on the side.

What Kagura Nana doesn't know is that her best friend Kano also has the idea of ​​"why don't you guys get married yet".

Both sisters have this idea, but it's a pity that one is Hideyoshi Zhan and Shigure Yui, and the other is Hideyoshi Zhan and Kagura Mea, and these two don't know what the other is thinking.

If you know Kano, it’s okay to say, Kagura Nana, who is afraid that the world will not be chaotic, may bring Inuyama Tamaki into it, and the three of them get together to discuss whether Hideyoshi is more likely to be with Shigure Hagoromo, or with Kagura The possibility of mea is high.

Unlike Kano, Kagura Nana doesn't know that Hideyoshi likes Eucliwood.

This is because Shi Yu Yuyi only told Kano about it, and she didn't tell anyone else.Shi Yu Yuyi grew up with Inuyama Tamaki, Kagura Nana, and Shikano from a young age. She knew who could keep a secret and who couldn't keep a secret, so she didn't tell this matter to Inuyama Tamaki and Kagami who couldn't keep a secret. Le Qinai.

Even Shikano only told people about it this semester.Tell this kind of thing to Inuyama Tamaki and Kagura Nana, who knows if they will gossip when they encounter Hideyoshi or Yu.

Hideyoshi didn't care, she really didn't want to embarrass others if Yu said it.

Chapter 239 "Hentai!"

On April 4th, Didi Academy, the weather: the sun is out, and the wind is still noisy.

Kagura Nana, who was listening to the class at school, was absent-minded, looking at the blue sky and white clouds outside the window and wandering around the world.

From the 29th of tomorrow to the 5th of next month is the "Golden Week" in the Far East. During this period, various holidays and festivals in the Far East are connected together to form a festival similar to the National Day of flower growers from the end of April to the beginning of May. golden week.

During this period, not only the student union is on holiday, but many working parties will also be on holiday to enjoy a rare holiday.

"Weekly Shonen Jumc", which is closed four times a year, will also be closed during "Golden Week". The issue of "Weekly Shonen Jumc" before it was suspended was a combined issue.Although it is a joint publication, the content has not increased much, and the long-form serial comics still only have one chapter.

This shows that Hideyoshi can take advantage of the golden week without drawing manga, and rest comfortably for a week.

Tomorrow will be a holiday, and Kagura Nana has no intention of listening to the first class in the morning.

Time flies so slowly, why does a class take so long, and when will it end.Let's have a holiday quickly, and let's finish school in the afternoon.

Kagura Mea was lying on the table, staring blankly at the blackboard, not listening to the teacher at all.

Unlike Kagura Nana, who has stopped thinking and tried to wake up and dismiss get out of class, Kagura Mea's mind is all about vacation.

Every minute and every second in the classroom made her feel like a year.

Students like Kagura Nana and Kagura Mea who don't care about class, who are either distracted or thinking about holidays are in the class, and there are a lot of them in school.

Not only the students, but also the teachers who have no enthusiasm for the class, when they are teaching, all they think about is where to go to play during the holidays.

In class A of the first year, the teacher announced that self-study was on when he came in, and then sat on the chair and dozed off.Like a dog mother who studied class F for one year, trying to artificially "accelerate time" to travel to the future after class.