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Compared with the bloated Kagura Nana and Shigure Hagoromo, Inuyama Tamaki is very sober, and constantly asks You various questions about camping.

The camping skills in animation cannot be taken seriously. Animation is animation, and reality is reality. There must be a difference between the two.The actual camping is not as relaxed and leisurely as shown in the animation.

Inuyama Yuhime is not sure if she will go camping in the future, but she still needs to ask Yu for advice.

Even if she doesn't camp in the future, it doesn't mean that she won't use the camping knowledge she has learned.

Her goal is to become a cartoonist and illustrator. Maybe one day in the future, the comics or illustrations she will draw will be related to camping.The relevant knowledge learned can be used in painting.

It was almost seven o'clock in the evening when all the camping tasks were done, and it was getting dark early.

There is no moon or star tonight, and the only light by the lake is their campfire.

"Bath, shower, shower."

Kagura mea hummed a brisk song in a happy mood.

She's been crappy since climbing the mountain, and she's been crumpled when she's working in the campsite.She didn't feel better until it was all over and she had to take a shower.

The painful phase is over and the happy time is about to begin.

Hideyoshi, who was walking in the front and carrying a camping light, looked back when he heard Mea singing strange lines, and said, "Are you in a good mood, why did you keep a straight face just now like someone owes you a hundred million."

"It was just now, and now is now. You must be happy that you have such a comfortable bath."

Kagura Mea's words aroused the approval of all the girls. For them, taking a bath is a pleasant thing.

The lodge provides bath and camping supplies, as well as some camping gear rentals.Convenience stores and public toilets are near the hotel.

Except for public places, hotels and convenience stores close at twelve o'clock in the evening.

Hideyoshi used his mobile phone to time the time, and it took 23 minutes to walk slowly from their camping place to the hotel.

It seems that wanting to go to the toilet in the middle of the night is enough to suffer, even if you walk fast, it will take more than ten minutes to get there.

It is cold at night and the road is still dark. Although this is not a wilderness, the campsite is full of trees. It is inevitable to feel a little flustered after walking alone for more than 20 minutes.

Unfamiliar with the place and it's late at night, who knows if something unclean will come out of the woods.

It seems that you have to go with a company when you go to the toilet at night, otherwise it's not safe.Even if there are no unclean things, if a person goes to the toilet and accidentally falls and touches something, something may happen.

Chapter 209 Grass (a plant)

The manager of the hotel does not let Hideyoshi enter the men's soup on the grounds that Hideyoshi is a girl.

He looks so cute, how could he be a boy.

Even though Hideyoshi has a national health insurance card from Jidong and can self-certify his gender, the store manager still doesn't believe it when he sees that Hideyoshi's gender is a boy on the certificate.

"No, no, no, no." The shop manager patted the table, and said righteously, "Those people must have made a mistake when applying for your certificate. How could you be a boy? If you are so cute, you must be a girl!"

"I fucking..."

Hideyoshi was shocked when he heard the store manager's words, and he was even more shocked in his heart.What the hell are you misunderstanding about boys, can't you be a boy if you are cute? !

Ayaka Totsuka, Nagisa Shiota, Felix Argyll, Astolfo, who are not boys!

The air is shaking and cold, can this society be better? How can our cute boys live to be satisfied? Tears flowed down unsatisfactorily. Can cute boys not be boys? Why? Be sure to treat it like a girl, even if it is a girl who insists on being a boy, it is still a boy, do you think the giant below is just a decoration!

"Manager, I'm really a boy."

Clutching his chest, Hideyoshi comforted himself, telling himself not to be with the silly [beep——! 】General knowledge, said with a pleasant face.After finishing speaking, he whispered the words "Grass Mud Horse", "Gan Lin Niang", "Your mother is dead", "I will be your immortal" in Chinese in a low voice.

The hanging hair shop manager was going to give him a heart attack.

"The store manager, he is really a boy, we can testify."

Shi Yu Yuyi also helped to say, if the store manager insists on treating Hideyoshi as a boy and not allowing him to enter the men's soup, wouldn't it mean that he wants to enter the women's soup with a group of girls.

No, absolutely not!The lessons learned from the school trip taught her a painful lesson. If Hideyoshi gets dizzy again, and she happens to be the only one left in the girl's soup, wouldn't it be a reenactment of the first night of the school trip? !

"I testify that Hideyoshi is a woman..."

Seeing that Kagura Mea was going to say that Hideyoshi is a girl, Shiro covered Mea's mouth in time to keep her from dying.

Mingmei, bah, mea, don't you look at the occasion when you speak!

Hideyoshi is already angry, don't you still want to die.Do you feel that the campsite is surrounded by mountains and rivers, and you want to find a good place to "sleep" for yourself?

Don't die!

What is wrong with learning at a young age, learning to fire, learning KY, learning to die, and repeatedly testing Dapeng to spread its wings on the verge of death, cheap or not!

Xi Luo covered Mea's mouth with her hand, and wrapped her arms around Mea's neck. She pointed to Hideyoshi with the other hand and explained: "He's a boy, don't look at him like this, he's actually a boy. Look at him None have breasts."

"I don't believe it. A flat chest doesn't prove anything. I've seen girls who are as flat as a chopping board. It doesn't prove that she is a boy."

The store manager shook his head. He is in his 30s, and he has never seen such a girl.

As big as a watermelon, as small as a UMP45 steel plate, he has never seen any girl, big or small, even a girl with a tower of Babel.

It's as small as threading a needle, as large as... um, it's crooked.

In short, he has seen quite a few girls, and the flatness of the chest cannot prove a person's gender.

"Then how do you believe it?"

Inuyama Tamaki asked, frowning.This troublesome store manager made her impatient, because the matter of whether Hideyoshi was a man or a woman had been arguing for more than ten minutes.They came to take a bath, not to identify Hideyoshi's gender.

"Boys have O【beep——!】gold, let me congratulate her, cough, I believe he is a boy only after him!"

The store manager said a gentleman's speech in a trembling voice.

"Damn it, you fucking want to see me down, I'll fuck your grandma!"

Hideyoshi couldn't take it anymore after hearing what the store manager said. He was so irritable that he stopped speaking Far Eastern, and just spoke Chinese.

On one side, Eucliwood acted as a translator, looking for a suitable Far Eastern language, and translated what Hideyoshi said.

"Just kidding, I can't tell if it's a girl looking at Oujin [beep-!]. I've seen a lot of girls with [beep-!] Jinjin on the Internet."

The store manager waved his hand and said with a serious face. Judging from his expression, he was not joking when he said this. He really saw a girl with a Babel tower on the Internet.

"No, it's not this, you let me hang up, my mind is a little messed up." Kagura Nana held her forehead with her right hand, she pulled Kano beside her and asked in a low voice, "Just now the store manager said that he had seen the long Babel Girls."

"Yes, you heard that right. I know what's going on in your head. Believe in yourself, it's not a girl who has a Tower of Babel, absolutely not."

Kakino said with a blank face.The manager of this hotel has a big problem, the specific problem is that there is a problem in the brain, and he can't say such things without a cerebral thrombosis in ten years.

I don't know who married him. It must be very hard for the husband to be mentally retarded, and the child he gave birth to may also have problems with his head.

【joke? 】

【What's the meaning? 】

Euclid Wood's exquisite doll-like face remained expressionless as always, but under her blue eyes as flat as a lake, there was deep dissatisfaction with the store manager.

The uncle's joke not only wasted more than ten minutes of their time, but also made Hideyoshi angry, and it was the first time she saw Hideyoshi so angry, Hideyoshi's eyes had already raised murderous intent towards the store manager.

If the store manager's next words are not right, this animation may change from a funny routine to a crime suspense dark stream.

Maybe I need to add a label of "depression", because even if she likes Hideyoshi when Hideyoshi kills someone, her three views and moral bottom line have to make her stand on the opposite side of Hideyoshi.If it really happened, it will definitely be a heart-wrenching plot of falling in love and killing each other.

I wondered what to do, how could this kind of thing happen.

Eucliwood found that her brain hole was not smaller than that of Kagura Mea. It may be that she watched too many animations with Hideyoshi every day, and she was thinking about some weird and messy things.

The store manager coughed twice, took a sip of the tea at the table, and withdrew his joke.

Although he still doesn't believe that Hideyoshi is a man, Hideyoshi insists on going to the men's soup, and there is no one in the men's soup. In his cognition, cuteness is justice. Hideyoshi is still so cute, so he can't help it Give Hideyoshi a privilege and agree that Hideyoshi can take a bath in Nantang.

But the crux of the problem is not here 1.

"You all said that she is a boy, and I can't let him go. But I can't help it. It's not that I don't want her to go to the male soup. It's because a customer came out of it more than an hour ago."

"Take it off, what do you mean?"

Xi Luo raised her hand, she didn't understand what the store manager meant when the customer took off.

"It's that..." Kagura mea, who understood girls in seconds, came to Hero's ear (human ear) and was about to tell her what it meant, when the store manager couldn't wait to speak.

"The feces are still thin, not only the feces, but also the urine. The inside is very smelly now. If you don't believe it, you can go in and have a look."

Hearing the store manager's words, Hideyoshi, who was elegant, easy-going and always thinking about it, stopped breathing out his fragrance.

After being silent for nearly a minute, he finally couldn't help it and said a word.

"Grass! (a plant)"

PS: Although Wenfang Society is included in this book, there will be no Dongfang Ming.Because of the problem of Kagura mea, the worldview cannot be integrated.

PS2: Although there will be no Dongfang Ming in this book, there will be a new book or the protagonist of the "old book" that I voluntarily removed from the shelves later.

PS3: As for the new book, it is still being conceived.Not yet, don't worry.

Chapter 210 Sorry for A!

In female soup, Hideyoshi soaked in the warm water alone.

This is not a school trip, there are no teachers guarding outside the female bath, and no group of women dragged him into the female bath, so he must be enjoying the unmanned bath alone.

Even if the male soup is not available, it is not necessary to take a bath with the girls, just stagger the time.

Unfortunately, it was different from the school trip.This time Hideyoshi really wanted to take a bath with the girls at the same time.

He didn't care for the bodies of six of the seven girls. He was upright and straight and only liked the body of one of them.

He held You's hand, hugged You, and slept with You, but he just didn't take a bath with You.

If I knew that the male soup was not available, I would come later, and come back at 11:30.At that time, the hotel will close soon, and there will not be much time for guests to take a shower.

Because there is not much time to take a bath, the girls take a bath first and then take a leisurely bath, so he has no time to take a bath.

If he had a stronger desire to take a bath, he might be able to take a bath with the girls.

Where would it be like now, taking a bath alone alone.

He was the only one in the huge bathhouse.

Cool is a bit cool, but you can't take a bath with You if it's not cool enough.

The only thing that made him gratified was that everyone said they would go back together after she took a shower, and they didn't leave him behind and let him go back to the campsite alone.

It was dark outside at night, and he didn't really want to walk outside alone.It's not that he's afraid, it's that he doesn't like the dark very much.

It's not that he's afraid of the dark, he just hates the dark, really!

Hideyoshi, who had learned from the past, did not dare to soak in the bath for too long. He was afraid that what he would see after waking up from a faint would be a strange ceiling or a strange tent.

When I opened my eyes, I saw an unfamiliar tent. If the No.1 I saw was excellent, it would be fine, but if it was someone else, such as the store manager, the store manager or the store manager, there would be a big problem.

"No, it's time to go out. I'm thinking about something strange. It should be because I watched too many inexplicable variety shows with You, and my mind is out of order."

Realizing that something was wrong in his head, Hideyoshi hurried out of the bath.

After he dried his body, put on his clothes, and dried his hair, the only people waiting for him at the hotel were Mea, Inuyama Tamaki, and Shigure Hagoromo.

"They have gone back to the camp to cook, and we will have dinner when we go back."

Seeing Hideyoshi's puzzled eyes, Kagura Mea explained.

It's already eight o'clock in the evening, and everyone had dinner all day today. At most, they ate some snacks and desserts in the sightseeing car.

Everyone was starving to death, and they didn't know how long they would have to wait for Hideyoshi.So they discussed to keep one or two people waiting for Hideyoshi, and the others went back to the camp to cook.

Why Yu didn't wait for Hideyoshi to understand well, that is, Yu had to go back to the camp to control the overall situation, lest other people accidentally burn the camp down.

"Then it's okay to leave one person alone, why Kano, Kagura and Shiro went together."

Hideyoshi didn't quite understand, wouldn't it be enough for someone to cook according to what Mea said?

"Of course we are worried about you. We are worried that you will be lonely with someone alone. We are afraid that you will think that everyone hates you and won't wait for you."

"speak English."

"Yu told you a horror story about camping while you were taking a shower, and I'm scared just walking together at night together."

Kagura Mea did not hesitate, and told the reason why Shigure Hagoromo and Inuyama Tamaki also stayed to wait for him.

There are so many people to be courageous, and you are not afraid to walk at night.

Among the eight people, Hideyoshi, Hero, Kagura Mea, Shigure Hagoromo, Kagura Nana, Kano, and Inuyama Tamaki are not very courageous, and they are not good at horror film and television works and games.

You are not interested in horror at all. Playing horror games live is the same as going home. There is no sign of fear in the whole city, not even a scream.Often look for game bugs to sneak ghosts and tease ghosts, and try to exorcise ghosts physically.