Osamu Dazai

"Then Karuizawa-san, let's be in one group."

"Add me one more."

After Kushida Kikyo, the second central figure in the girl group also received warm invitations.

Seeing everyone's heated discussions, Osamu Dazai also became interested, so he walked to Horikita's desk.

"Lingyin, do you want the two of us to share a room?"

Horikita "..."

The veins on her forehead popped instantly, she quickly took out the compasses in the stationery bag, and stabbed Osamu Dazai who was dangling back and forth in front of her.

"I definitely don't want to be with you."

Every time Horikita stabs Osamu Dazai with a compasses, there is nothing he can do, he dangles like a loach, unable to touch him at all.

"But, none of the girls in the class wants to invite you?"

Dazai Osamu looked around, all the girls in the class were rushed by the two most popular girls, even if they were not in the same room, other girls also found their best friends to be together, only Horikita sat alone in the original room Land, come out Dazai Osamu, no one invited her.

"Then I don't want you to worry about it."

Horikita put down the compasses helplessly, turned her head and said.Horikita swore inwardly that she must work harder in martial arts training in the future.

"Really, can I book you a private room?" Dazai Osamu poked his chin with his finger and said with his mobile phone in one hand.

"Why?" Horikita looked at Osamu Dazai in surprise.

"That's what your brother said." Dazai Osamu typed on the phone with a smirk.

"Is what you said true?!" Horikita stood up excitedly, because she didn't expect her brother to care about her and booked a single room for her.

"Of course, and your brother paid for it."

"I see, you go and report."

Horikita sat down with a happy face.

Osamu Dazai just wanted to report to Mr. Chabashira, but a boy with dead fish eyes without emotion walked over.

"What's the matter, is no one teaming up with you?" Osamu Dazai looked at his nominal partner and said.

In his small group, Ayanokōji is basically a person who has no sense of presence. He doesn't participate in any topics, and just listens quietly to others, and only responds when he is approached by others.

"Your eyes are like pearls." Ayanokouji murmured in a somewhat lonely tone.

He is currently the one who is alone, and wants to find Osamu Dazai, because of his unique character and behavior, no one in the class wants to form a team with him, so he came to try his luck.

Osamu Dazai scratched his chin. Originally, he also wanted to book a single room, but seeing Ayanokōji approaching him, he might as well form a group with him.

Therefore, Osamu Dazai nodded, stretched his hand over Ayanokouji's shoulder, and said in a friendly tone, "Of course, I cheated you of so many points, so I will compensate you at this time."

Ayanokoji: "..."

You still know how many points you have to cheat me.

However, finally someone formed a team with him, and Ayanokōji was slightly relieved.

"However, even if I team up with you, there is still one person left?"

This issue was quickly resolved.

"Dazai-san, Ayanokōji-san, are you ready to form a team?"

Unexpectedly, as the leader of the boy group in the class, Hirata Yosuke approached at this time.

"In that case, can you add me as well?"

The highly popular character who has no worries about forming a team at all, actually took the initiative to propose such a suggestion to the two boys who were alone in the class.

"is it okay?"

Ayanokōji Kiyotaka immediately took the bait and asked Hirata Yosuke an expected question.

Hirata Yosuke nodded with a smile.

"I want to try my best to help students who have difficulties, so please let me join you."

It seems that Hirata should have seen the tragic situation of the two of them, so he took the initiative to ask to join.

Of course Ayanokouji readily agreed, but he also sought Dazai Osamu's opinion.

Osamu Dazai also nodded in agreement, after all, it will be used in the future,

Chapter 2 The Complete Suicide Manual

The summer vacation is coming, and today is the day when the first-year freshmen go on a luxury cruise ship together for vacation.

Everyone happily took their luggage and walked into the cruise ship.

The cruise ship is very huge, and on this luxury cruise ship, not only are there various equipments, but also the entertainment facilities are quite complete.

There are branches of the same brand of first-class well-known restaurants at home and abroad.

There are classic plays and theaters where professional actors perform at fixed times.

In addition, there is a huge library, a swimming pool comparable to a water park, an elegant bar and impeccable service, which simply brings the word "luxury" to the extreme.

This is not a big deal.

What really makes people happy is that on this ship, no matter which one of the facilities and services can be used for free.

For people with a serious shortage of personal points, this is simply nectar from the sky.

Osamu Dazai and the others also visited the various facilities on the ship with great interest. Although their understanding was superficial, it would be better to visit slowly later, and then the three of them returned to their dormitory.

The sunlight falls from the window, making the room very spacious and bright. There are several potted plants in front of the window, which is very comfortable. There are three neat and clean single beds, and there is an independent bathroom. There are many books by well-known authors on the bookshelf on the wall.

Seeing the environment in the room, Hirata Yosuke sighed slightly, "The environment is really good."

"Yes, it seems that the school is very attentive to this summer vacation activity." Ayanokōji also said with satisfaction.

Ayanokoji also thinks this place is very good. He went to New York with his parents when he was young, but he basically didn’t visit, so he returned to the white room. Taking advantage of this school vacation, he enjoyed the real meaning of life for the first time. The trip on is also good.

"Okay, Dazai-san, Ayanokōji-san, let's organize our belongings first." Hirata Yosuke put down his luggage and said energetically.

Both Yosuke Hirata and Kiyotaka Ayanokōji quickly got up to organize their luggage.

Ayanokōji saw that Osamu Dazai was slacking off, "Hey, Dazai, tidy up yourself a little bit."

Osamu Dazai was lying on the chair with his eyes closed, "No, no, no, I can die of laziness by doing this. It's one of the ways I experience various suicide methods."

Ayanokōji Kiyotaka: "..."

Yosuke Hirata: "..."

I think you don't want to tidy up at all.

But it was also helpless, neither of them could persuade Dazai Osamu, so they could only pack their luggage silently. After all, those were all Dazai Osamu's personal belongings, and it was not convenient for the two of them to organize them.

Hirata Yosuke wiped the sweat from his forehead with his right hand, "Dazai-san, Ayanokouji-san, is there anything else I can help you with?"

After finally packing his luggage, Yosuke Hirata wanted to help others.Sure enough, he is the most popular boy in class D. Except for a few boys who don't like this kind of affinity, most people will have a good impression of him.

"Ah, of course, please help me go to the infirmary to get a bottle of antihypertensive medicine and a bottle of booster medicine." Osamu Dazai opened his eyes leisurely, looking at the book in his hand. …

"Um...you can, but Dazai-san, what are you going to do with the antihypertensive medicine and the blood pressure medicine?" Hirata Yosuke thought with some doubts, "But there should be no weirdo who would drink these two medicines together, right? ,."

"Hey, of course they are mixed together and drunk." Dazai Osamu picked up the cup placed on the table, as if he was about to stir together and drink after Hirata brought the medicine.

Yosuke Hirata: "..."

Ayanokōji Kiyotaka: "..."

Hirata was silent, not only was there a strange person, but he even appeared right in front of his eyes.

"Is this also a method of suicide?" Ayanokōji also finished packing his luggage, sat on a chair, and said while looking at the cover of the book in Osamu Dazai's hand.

"Of course." Osamu Dazai turned to page 13 of the "Complete Suicide Manual" in his hand, and gave Ayanokōji a look.

I saw that on page 13 of the book, it says the mixed suicide method of antihypertensive drugs and booster drugs, and on page 14 is the suicide method of gold-plated water.

"What a strange way to die." Ayanokōji said while looking at the steps and consequences in the book.

"This is the first edition of the "Complete Suicide Manual", which is all about drug suicide." Osamu Dazai opened his suitcase, and almost half of it contained the so-called "Complete Suicide Manual" about food suicide and physical suicide. of.

Ayanokōji Kiyotaka: "..."

Yosuke Hirata: "..."

Are you here to experience a vacation, or to experience suicide?

But surprise was nothing but surprise, Ayanokōji quickly calmed down, reached out and picked up the second volume of "Complete Suicide Manual", the animal suicide chapter, and started to read it.

Ayanokōji flipped through the contents of this book and was amazed. He even felt that he had expanded his knowledge, and turned his head to exchange words with Osamu Dazai from time to time.

"Is this food really available?"

"Of course, I searched for this food for more than three months, and the taste is slightly sweet, which suits my taste."

Yosuke Hirata: "..."

They feel that they shouldn't choose to be in the same dormitory with them. Why do these two people feel so perverted, and what's the situation after looking for poisonous food for more than three months, but it still suits their own taste.

"Uh... Well, if there is nothing else, I'll go see if there are any other students in the class who need help." Hirata said, looking at the two who were studying the method of death.

"Of course, my blood pressure medicine and blood pressure medicine, Hirata-san." Osamu Dazai said with a worried face.

"Then I'll go first, goodbye." But Hirata didn't seem to hear Dazai Osamu's request at all, closed the door stupidly, and walked to the corridor awkwardly, "I'm sorry, Dazai-san, this request is really too much It's unreasonable."

"Ah, really, I'd better go to the infirmary by myself, Ayanokouji, would you like to go with me?" Dazai Osamu saw that Hirata was not playing tricks, so he wanted to drag Ayanokouji into the water together.

"No, I don't want it. Once I go out with you, you may use excuses such as going to the toilet to ask me to go to the infirmary alone to help you get the medicine." Ling Xiaolu looked at the medicine in his hand without looking up. Said in the chapter on plant suicide in the fourth volume of "The Complete Suicide Manual".

"You guessed it." Seeing that his thoughts were exposed by Ayanokouji, Dazai Osamu was not at all embarrassed, and even patted his chest with a proud look.

Ayanokouji didn't respond, and continued to read the introduction in the book.

"Forget it, I'll go by myself." Seeing that Ayanokōji was not falling behind, Osamu Dazai opened the door and went to the infirmary by himself.

Chapter 3 Bald Superman

Osamu Dazai came out of the infirmary with a smile, and successfully got the medicine. He was in a very good mood, but the mood of the doctor was not so good, because he was tortured by various problems of Osamu Dazai just now, and was about to cry Without tears.

When Osamu Dazai, who was about to go back to the dormitory and try to commit suicide, was walking through the lobby with the medicine in hand, a bald man walked up to him, accompanied by a few followers, blocking Osamu Dazai's way.

"What's the matter? This...Mr. Bald Superman." Osamu Dazai frowned slightly, after all, the good time to commit suicide would be wasted.

"Hey, you bastard, show me some respect!" A follower beside the bald Superman said excitedly.

Judging by his excited expression, he must respect Superman very much.

"Yahiko, don't talk nonsense. He is the vice president of the student union. If you want to respect him, I will respect him." The bald man reprimanded Totsuka Yahiko with some displeasure.

"I'm sorry, I took the liberty to visit. I am Katsuragi Kohei from Class A. I have admired the name of Vice President Dazai for a long time, so I want to take this opportunity to meet you." Osamu Dazai apologized.

Osamu Dazai narrowed his eyes slightly, remembering the current situation of Class A.

Class A is divided into two factions, one is the fiercely offensive Itanagi faction, and the other is the conservative and defensive Katsuragi faction. Both are leaders of one faction, so the conservative and defensive Katsuragi will not listen to the fiercely offensive Itanagi faction to contact Dazai Osamu. What's more, Banliu was absent from this summer vacation due to physical reasons.

This also shows that Katsuragi collected a lot of preparatory work in advance before he dared to contact Dazai Osamu rashly or had to dismiss Dazai Osamu due to some reasons.

"It turned out to be Katsuragi-san. It's a pleasure to meet you. I don't know what you want to see me this time. It can't be as simple as just hearing about me." Dazai Osamu said.

"No, I really just came here this time to meet you, Vice President Dazai. I have always respected capable people very much, just like Itanagi, who is in opposition to me. Even if her position is different, I admire her ability just as much. Vice President Dazai, you are the first freshman to join the student union this year, and you are also the first person in history to become the vice president after joining the student union." Katsuragi said with admiration.

When he just heard the news that Osamu Dazai became the vice president, Katsuragi immediately decided not to contact him, and when he learned that the vice president Dazai would lead Class C to the student union, he immediately decided not to contact him. The idea of ​​wanting to get in touch came up.

Just taking advantage of this trip of all the first graders, and more importantly, this summer activity, Banyanagi, who opposed him, was not there. With Banyanagi's radical style, he would probably come into contact with Osamu Dazai at the first time, so he decided to I need to get in touch with Osamu Dazai sooner, make friends, and see if it can help some situations in the future.

Seeing Osamu Dazai and Katsuragi talking head-on, the students who were far away thought they were arguing and confronting each other, and started talking.

"Look, that seems to be Osamu Dazai, the vice president of the student council, and Kohei Katsuragi, one of the leaders of Class A."

"Yes, what are they doing?"

"I don't know, they must be arguing."

Hearing the discussion of the students, especially the protagonists were Osamu Dazai and Kohei Katsuragi, Ichinose hurriedly saw the scene where the two confronted each other.

"Vice President Dazai, what happened here?" Ichinose slowly walked to Dazai Osamu's left side, pretending to be calm.

"Ah, it's Fanbo, Katsuragi-san is asking me about hair growth skills." Dazai Osamu was very dissatisfied, why did this bald superman stop him on the road of suicide, and hindered him for so long, so Slightly mocked Katsuragi Kohei.

Hearing Osamu Dazai's ridicule, Katsuragi showed no signs of anger, until Yahiko Totsuka, his follower, shouted loudly, "Damn it, you bastard, don't think that you are the vice president of the student union so I dare not hit you."

Just as Yahiko Totsuka was about to step forward, Katsuragi stopped him with his hand.