Osamu Dazai

"what's up?"

"When I was in middle school, there was a guy like Hondo. I must have been worrying about the size of my lower body."

"what?"

Sudou's answer was really unexpected.

"No way?"

"No, that's probably the reason. The guy with that attitude. If there are other reasons, it's because the belly is exposed and the body hair is thick. The main hall is not the above two, right?"

That's right, Hondo is a very average body type that you can see everywhere.

"A man decides the outcome by the size of his lower body. A guy who is usually handsome will have a big part. This thing is a thumbnail of society. If a delinquent boy has a small lower body, his evaluation will change. Isn't it?"

"Pfft ha ha ha ha ha! That guy, it turns out his lower body is very small!"

Ike seemed to understand Hondo's thoughts and laughed out loud.Hmm - what a nasty society.

"That guy must be playing lazy, watch out."

Sudou smiled playfully and spoke confidently.

Then swimming lessons started.Ike and Yamauchi were also excited about the girls' swimsuits today.

Sudou looked at Hondo who he thought was slacking off, and grinned.

It is because of you people that racing swimsuits have been rejected by adults recently, and the swimsuits worn by boys and girls are developing towards a trend of less and less revealing, right?

"Hey, what are you laughing at, Sudou-kun, is there anything interesting?"

After changing clothes, Kushida spoke to me with a look of incomprehension.Still, as always, I don't know where to put my eyes.

"A little thing"

"What do you mean by small things?"

No, it would be troublesome to be stared at so cutely.Girls' swimsuits are so erotic, I'll get excited, okay?

If I say this, Kushida will probably never talk to me again.

"Swimming, I think there are a lot of rest guys."

He was vague for a while, and said while looking at the viewing stands.Kushida also looked at the second floor where the visiting students were with me, with a positive expression.

"Girls have various situations, but there are many boys too. Don't you like it? Swimming"

"There are guys who are simply annoying, and there are guys who are not good at it."

"I'm not good at it, but if you give up on this kind of difficulty from the beginning, you won't be able to overcome it no matter how long it takes?"

Speaking like a teacher, Horikita came.Well, the swimsuit look is too dazzling.

In order to show that I didn't stare too much, I looked away without leaving a trace.

"I think it's up to them. How about the value of swimming? It's not a problem in daily life if you don't know how to swim. If you live in a city, you don't need swimming at all, right?"

"What should I do in case of an accident? If there is an earthquake, there will definitely be a tsunami. In order to increase the survival rate by even 1%, it is best to learn how to swim beforehand."

That is, even if 1% of these words are brought out, there is no way to deny the most basic survival problem.

"Ahaha, the two of you are still on good terms as usual."

"Not good at all"

Horikita neither confirmed nor denied it.It's just that I hate talking to Kushida.

"Little Kushida~~~~~! Let's work hard today too!"

Sensing Kushida's presence, Ike leaned closer with three jumps.

He said it was chatting, but in his heart he was thinking that he should burn Kushida's swimsuit tightly into his eyes.

Not aware of his dirty thoughts at all, Kushida smiled and started chatting with Ike.

"By the way, what is he laughing at?"

"Hey?"

Horikita looked at Sudou who laughed at Hondo again.

"Ah——no. Well, there are all kinds of things. Men have men's troubles, too."

"I don't understand very well"

"For example. There are girls who have complicated feelings about the size of their breasts, right?"

What are you saying all of a sudden?Looking at me so surprised.It hurts to be looked at like that.

"In other words, boys also have similar troubles. Please be considerate in the future."

On top of that, if I say something more specific, it is undoubtedly sexual harassment.It's hard not to be beaten by Horikita.

"...I see. It's really boring."

"The understanding is really good"

"After listening to your dirty expression, although I was reluctant, it was enough to imagine."

"If I'm asked to explain, I'll just tell the truth. Don't think I'm a bad person."

"Hey, Ayanokōji-kun. Ike-kun, are you alright?"

Kushida, who was talking to Ike, was already approaching us when he realized it.Chi, squatted down in the distance and pressed his stomach.

"It seems that my stomach hurts a bit."

Kushida looked at him from a distance with an uneasy expression.

Chi, the object of worry, was indeed pressing his stomach, but he couldn't see any pain.

In other words, he must be paying the price for staring at Kushida too much.

Is that guy really bad at learning, or is he just living his life according to his instincts.

Horikita looked at such Ike with unforgiving and contemptuous eyes.

Ah - youth.

Although I didn't feel what I had done, I thought so.

The unfortunate part of the original chapters 1-9 as Dazai's enemy is that Dazai is his enemy.

In the early morning, the phone rang, and Kiyotaka Ayanokōji picked up the phone placed by the bed in a daze.

"Hello, who is it?" Ayanokōji Kiyotaka asked.

"Goodmorning! Ayanokōji-kun!" A brisk tone came from outside the phone.

"Oh, it's Dazai, what's the matter?" Ayanokōji Kiyotaka knew who it was when he heard the tone.

"It sounds a bit abrupt, but an emergency has actually happened." Osamu Dazai said in a deep voice.

"Emergency?" Ayanokōji Kiyotaka asked suspiciously.

"Yeah, we have to race against time, come to the designated place quickly, something is really wrong, I can only rely on you alone!"

Osamu Dazai said in a solemn tone, and Kiyotaka Ayanokōji had never seen such a solemn Osamu Dazai before, so he woke up instantly.

"I see."

Ayanokōji Kiyotaka changed his clothes, opened the door, and followed Dazai Osamu's instructions to the designated place.

"First, leave the room, close the door firmly, and look behind!"

"……back?"

Ayanokōji Kiyotaka: "..."

Ayanokōji Kiyotaka turned around and saw Osamu Dazai sitting in the trash can, no, to be precise, he couldn't be sitting, he should be stuck.

Ayanokōji Kiyotaka walked slowly to Dazai Osamu.

"I really shouldn't believe anything you say, what's going on." Ayanokōji Kiyotaka said helplessly.

"I came in by myself. How should I put it? I heard that there is a way to commit suicide by sinking into an iron bucket like this, so I tried it a little bit."

Saying that, Osamu Dazai's body slowly slid down.

"However, after trying it like this, I found that the pain is very painful, but I can't die."

Osamu Dazai sank deeper and deeper.

"And after getting stuck here, I found that I couldn't get out with my own strength alone, and I felt like I was going to die."

Ayanokōji Kiyotaka: "..."

You are already like this, why can you still say these words in a brisk tone.

"But since it's a method of suicide, you will succeed if you persist like this?" Ayanokōji Kiyotaka said.

Osamu Dazai turned black instantly.

"While I love suicide, I want to hate pain and pain. Isn't that taken for granted?"

"I see." Ayanokōji Kiyotaka finally discovered a weakness of Osamu Dazai that was not considered a weakness.

"But I found out later that this is not a method of suicide, but a method of torture."

Ayanokōji Kiyotaka directly pushed the trash can down.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

Osamu Dazai screamed in pain. It seems that this torture method is really painful.

In the end, Ayanokouji pulled Osamu Dazai out.

Osamu Dazai stretched his waist, and his body joints made a clicking sound.

Ayanokōji Kiyotaka and Osamu Dazai sat on the trash can that was turned upside down. Osamu Dazai was still twisting his waist, making a sound of 'It hurts, it hurts'.

"You've been of great help, Ayanokōji-kun, if you weren't here, my waist would definitely be snapped in two."

Osamu Dazai leaned back, finally developing a relieved and relaxed tone.

"Didn't you ask other students to help?"

"I called and told them I was going to die, but everyone said 'Congratulations' in unison, what do you think?"

Ayanokōji Kiyotaka: "..."

"Also... yes."

……

In the cafe, Hiyori Shiina was reading a novel by Osamu Dazai.

Half an hour later, I put down the book and said with a sigh: "No matter how many times you read a good work, it is still a good work."

"Thank you Miss Shiina for your gratitude, and it is a great honor to be invited by you."

Today Shiina Hiyori took the initiative to ask Osamu Dazai out.

He looked at Osamu Dazai worriedly.

"Mr. Dazai, you have to be careful recently, the leader of our class C seems to be planning something against you."

"I understand, I will be careful, but I don't think they will pose any threat to me.

In the evening, Dazai Osamu and Shiina Hiyori said goodbye to each other and returned to the dormitory.

Near the street of the school building, Osamu Dazai stopped suddenly.

Look into the shadows.

A man came out of the shadows. He had long hair for a man, and the end of his hair could reach his shoulders. The hairstyle didn't seem to have been specially treated, but was only combed to the sides so that his vision would not be affected. Block it, and there is a very tall and strong half-breed with him.

The face looked a little scary.

Especially the eyes, like a beast aiming at its prey, giving people a creepy feeling.

As long as a timid person is stared at by the other party with such eyes, he will immediately feel timid, right?

Osamu Dazai looked at the man with wolf-like eyes, and couldn't help sighing in his heart.

"If it's in that place, it should be cultivated well, but it's a pity, it's bright after all,"

The two walked up to Dazai Osamu.