Osamu Dazai

Chapter 8233 Alternatives (3000 recommendation tickets)

"Is it really going to be like that?"

Horikita Suzune put her hand on her forehead and sighed, but no matter what she did now, she would look stupid.

"Don't dawdle, let's go quickly." Dazai Osamu grabbed Horikita Suzune's arm and walked towards the door.

"Wait, wait a minute. Anyway, I really can't just go out like this." Horikita Suzune grabbed Dazai Osamu's cuff and said.

She is holding a kettle in her left hand now, if someone sees her stupid image.

Horikita Suzune felt as if she wanted to find a crack in the ground to drill down.

"Then do you want to hide your hands with something? Although it's already hidden in the kettle." Osamu Dazai joked.

"That kind of unnecessary chatter is unnecessary." Horikita Suzune said with some dissatisfaction.

"Then do you have something like cloth?" Osamu Dazai asked.

"Cloth...? There is a handkerchief."

Having said that, Horikita Suzune took out a white handkerchief from the shelf.

After Osamu Dazai took it, he covered Horikita Suzune's kettle from above.

"...This is obviously suspicious." Horikita Suzune hesitated, "Rather than saying that, it's better to say it's not long enough."

Although most of it is hidden, it doesn't make sense if the kettle will be exposed.

"Is there a bigger one?" Osamu Dazai asked as he put the handkerchief back on the shelf.

"Then it will be a bath towel..."

Horikita Suzune walked to the bathroom, took out a white towel and walked out.

Osamu Dazai tried again to put the towel on the arm that was stuck with the water bottle.

"Hey, this is barely enough..." Horikita Suzune sighed.

It's just that why you go out with a towel in hand becomes a mystery.

In a sense, this may be more conspicuous than the water bottle stuck in the arm.

"But the bath towel is a little weak, and it will fall off when walking." Osamu Dazai suggested, "It should be fine to press it with your free hand?"

Then, Osamu Dazai folded up the towel and asked Horikita Suzune to hold it as if she was going to take a bath next time.

This way, uh, it looks a lot better.

"What kind of feelings will the bystanders have when they see my situation?" Horikita Suzune said with a searching tone.

"Let me think about it..." Osamu Dazai squeezed his chin and began to think.

First of all, the main premise is that I and Horikita Suzune will neither hang around in the dormitory with bath towels nor go out.

Others will of course find it confusing.

Then if Osamu Dazai was standing beside her, it would be even more unnatural.

"For example, it might look like you're going to borrow the bathroom from my room."

Osamu Dazai gave a reason, maybe the topic was too jumpy, but it would look like that, so he tried to say it.

"I would dismiss the proposal."

Horikita Suzune removed the towel and expressed her disapproval.

Although the two are regarded as a couple under the rumors of others, it is precisely because they are regarded as a couple that they appear unnatural.

If someone happened to see Horikita Suzune walking into Dazai Osamu's room.

I'm afraid it will be the headline of tomorrow's campus forum.

【Shock!Osamu Dazai, the vice president of the student council, and Suzune Horikita, the leader of class D, went in and out of the room together, and they were wearing bath towels! 】…

"How about walking with your hands in your backpack?" Osamu Dazai once again proposed a wonderful idea

"I don't even think about it." Horikita Suzune vetoed, "Rejected, can you think of a better alternative?"

She is obviously in crisis, and she is very human when she can only complain.

"Then trouble yourself to think of an alternative plan, my brain cells are really powerless." Osamu Dazai said while holding his forehead.

Horikita Suzune pouted in dissatisfaction when she heard this.

Hmph, just think for yourself.

Horikita Suzune scanned the facilities in the room and found that there was nothing that could be blocked, but... her eyes touched Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai felt something directly, and asked, "What do you see me doing?"

Horikita Suzune's mouth curled up and said, "Give me your windbreaker."

"Ha, you don't want to use my windbreaker as a cover, do you?" Osamu Dazai said.

"That's right, give it to me quickly." Horikita Suzune said.

Osamu Dazai is 1.8 meters tall, which is considered tall in school, while Horikita Suzune's height is 1.5 meters [-], which is more like a loli.

So Osamu Dazai's windbreaker can perfectly cover Horikita Suzune's arm.

Although Horikita Suzune's windbreaker will fall to the ground after putting it on, it may be because of her height, but don't worry.

Osamu Dazai's windbreaker has a magic called 'it won't get dirty, it won't get ripped, even if it gets dirty and ripped, it will be restored the next day, and it will grow naturally with the growth of the body'.

"Okay, here you are." Osamu Dazai took off the windbreaker and helped Horikita Suzune put it on.

The effect was as Osamu Dazai expected, the hem of the windbreaker was indeed on the ground, but the effect was also very significant, the water bottle did not miss out.

"Well, the effect is good." Horikita Suzune nodded in satisfaction.

She applauds her wit.

"Let's go this time." Osamu Dazai looked at the somewhat happy Horikita Suzune and said.

"Okay." Horikita Suzune nodded.

Then, Osamu Dazai pulled Horikita Suzune out of the room, but something happened again.

"Wait...wait a minute, I can't put on my shoes properly." Horikita Suzune said shyly.

Dazai Osamu looked down and found that it was indeed the case. Now Horikita Suzune was only wearing a pair of black knee socks on her feet.

And now she only has one hand, so she can't use it flexibly.

In order not to waste time, Osamu Dazai squatted down and rummaged through the shoe cabinet, trying to find a pair of shoes for Horikita Suzune to put on.

"Which shoes do you want to wear?" Osamu Dazai asked.

"Any pair is fine." Horikita Suzune said shyly.

Osamu Dazai casually picked up a pair of shoes, placed them in front of Horikita Suzune's feet, and said to her, "Find something to support yourself."

Horikita Suzune responded lightly, and supported the wall next to her, Dazai Osamu grabbed Horikita Suzune's feet and helped her put on her shoes.

"Okay, finished dressing, let's go quickly." Dazai Osamu clapped his hands and said.

"Hmm." Horikita Suzune blushed, locked the door, and left the room with Osamu Dazai.

……

Osamu Dazai led Horikita Suzune to the elevator. Since neither of the two elevators was in operation, it was not impossible for the two of them to ride together. …

"Wait, we don't use the elevator." Horikita Suzune said suddenly.

"what?"

"There is a monitor screen in the lobby on the first floor, right? I don't know who will see me with that." Horikita Suzune said worriedly.

"But haven't you already hidden it?" Osamu Dazai asked.

"It can't be done anyway," Horikita Suzune said awkwardly.

There was indeed a monitor on the first floor that played the video from the monitor installed in the elevator, and Horikita Suzune was worried that someone would see it from there.

Even if you clumsily hide yourself from the monitor, it is inevitable that the picture will become unnatural

"Then do you want to take the stairs?" Osamu Dazai asked.

Going down the stairs from here can be quite time consuming and a bit dangerous without using one hand.

"If people want to see my embarrassing appearance, I would rather choose to take the stairs."

Horikita Suzune weighed hard work, danger, and self-esteem against each other, and finally chose self-esteem.

There are two emergency escape stairs, both of which are located about the same distance from the elevator.

No matter which one it is, they have to pass through the student room again, but this is impossible.

Osamu Dazai led Horikita Suzune who was walking behind him to the stairs.

# If you want to borrow what Horikita Suzune said, Dazai Osamu also wants to say [what day is today]—in other words, today is really a boring day.

On the way, there was a door opening sound from a strange student's room.

The voice came from about three rooms behind the two of them.

"No, no, that's Maezono's room." Horikita Suzune exclaimed in a low voice.

The front garden of Class D.

She should be one of the characters Horikita doesn't want to meet right now.

However, the two now have nowhere to escape.

The door slowly opened, and it wasn't Maedo who walked out, but her friend Kushida Kikyo.

For Horikita Suzune, this is probably an even more unexpected situation.

"Thank you, Kushida-san, I will return your favor." Maezono said gratefully.

"No, it's okay, don't take it to heart. Good night, former garden classmate."

It seems that Kushida Kikyo came to play in Maezono's room.

Maezono seemed to be planning to give Kikyo Kushida in the room, so Osamu Dazai and Suzune Horikita didn't see her.

After the door slammed shut, Kushida Kikyo walked towards the elevator, but did not notice the presence of Dazai Osamu and Horikita Suzune.

"It's dangerous..." Horikita Suzune took a long breath.

"Yes." Dazai Osamu agreed.

If Kushida Kikyo turns around, he should be able to find the existence of the two of them.

Osamu Dazai couldn't help breaking into a cold sweat.

In short, this place is too eye-catching, and we must hurry to the emergency exit.

Just as Osamu Dazai was about to take the next step, the door of Maezono's room opened again.

"Kushida-san, you forgot something!"

After Maezono finished speaking, he left the room. Of course, Kushida Kikyo also turned around and found the two of them.

"Hey, Vice President Dazai, Horikita-san, good night!"

"OK, good night."

Dazai Osamu and Horikita Suzune had a brief conversation with Kushida Kikyo, but Kushida should have confirmed what he had forgotten first, so he went to Maeda-san.

The students in the former garden must have discovered us too.

Horikita Suzune's whole body stiffened.

She couldn't move because of the eyes of Kushida Kikyo and Maezono.

"You forgot to take your mobile phone." Mae Soono handed the mobile phone to Kushida Kikyo and said.

"Ah—sorry."

Kushida Kikyo was also a little panicked, there was something in the phone that no one could discover, and then thanked, "Thank you, it was a great help—"

"Let's go, we don't need to stay here for long."

Horikita Suzune pressed the tip of the water bottle against Osamu Dazai's back, indicating that now is a good time for Kushida Kikyo and the others to turn their attention to the things they forgot to take.

Sigh, if people see this appearance, Horikita Suzune's self-esteem will probably be shattered all over the place.