I am the celebration monster of Academy City

Chapter 15 The Jeans Shopkeeper

"So, you don't know how bad that woman is. I don't want to sell her another pair of jeans!!"

The words of the jeans shop owner who spoke in this way were full of grief and indignation.As the saying goes, the best way to bring two people closer is to say bad things about each other.

Although the owner of the jeans shop is the only one here now, Gan Quanyou is just listening, but the effect seems to be not much different.

"As a serious and responsible jeans store owner with a dream, I'm not joking. The thing I hate the most in the world is stonewash (stone mill, stone Xian) or cut short jeans!

Damn, I bought jeans on purpose and went back just to cut off one side, although I also know that it is really necessary, maybe I can't let go of jeans, wouldn't it be nice to choose a crotch skirt! ! "

The reason why they suddenly pointed the finger at a woman who was not here had to be traced back to the conversation between the two after forcibly ending a dangerous topic.

The reason why the owner of the jeans shop suddenly looked at Gan Quanyou at the airport with that kind of eyes, and even suspected that Gan Quanyou cut the jeans he sent to tatters, was because of the woman he was angry at now.

Of course, Gan Quanyou didn't have the kind of interest in deliberately cutting the jeans to pieces. It happened that he was still wearing a pair of jeans sent by the store manager. touch his ass with his upper hand).

So the jeans store manager confirmed that Gan Quanyou is not the kind of bastard who would ruin his beloved jeans, so comparing the two, Gan Quanyou, who was nothing at all, suddenly became an image of "a good customer who cherishes jeans" in the eyes of the jeans shop owner .

Later, in order to explain to Gan Quanyou why he was so sad and angry, the owner of the jeans shop used an unknown small-style anger to explain everything to Gan Quanyou.

The two ignored the strange eyes of the onlookers who wanted to come up and beat them up, and left the airport talking to themselves.Then, listening to the history of grief and indignation of the jeans shop owner, he walked all the way to the jeans shop of the jeans shop owner.

Although there is also the option of staying in a hotel, but I think it's hard to persuade Ganquanyu, so Ganquanyou has been fooled from Academy City to the owner of a jeans shop in England to take the responsibility of taking care of Ganquanyou.During the time Gan Quanyou was in the UK, Gan Quanyou lived in his jeans shop.

Of course, this kind of arrangement that felt at ease and righteous at first has become dangerous in Gan Quanyou's eyes at this moment.

Although he listened to the jeans shop owner complaining with a smile on the surface, in fact, he was already thinking about how to propose him to go out and live in a hotel in a non-embarrassing way.

"Of course, I'm not saying that you can't wear jeans, you have to hang them up and keep them when you buy them home. I don't mean that at all.

What I'm trying to say is that jeans are meant to be worn, it doesn't matter if you wear them for a long time, they will naturally fade, get frayed, etc. The value of jeans is the road that people wear them. determined by the history formed in it. "

The owner of this jeans shop is serious. He really loves jeans, and he has condensed his own aesthetics and persistence.

Although Gan Quanyou doesn't understand why there is such a thing as being obsessed with jeans, but he is often laughed at when he thinks of his obsession with his big sister.Therefore, even if he couldn't understand everything, Gan Quanyou chose to respect.

"But, but, I thought that slightly scratched jeans that looked older were more handsome and more valuable, so I rubbed them with a brush.

Jeans are not such half-baked things! !What's more, I can't bear the last thing I can bear with people who have bought jeans and deliberately made the jeans they can wear into tatters, because this is a kind of blasphemy! ! "

Logically speaking, as a local, the owner of the jeans shop should take Gan Quanyu around first.

After all, Gan Quanyou slept for nine hours at a stretch, even if he felt a little uncomfortable due to jet lag, it could still be ignored.

But the owner of the jeans shop took Gan Quanyou back to his jeans shop first.According to him, it is to take Gan Quanyou to know the way first, so that even if Gan Quanyou goes out alone, he can figure out where he should go back to have a place to sleep.

However, Gan Quanyou always felt that this guy wanted to show off his jeans store to him.

His mentality is like Two-dimensional showing off a room full of toys or figures to his friends.

And along the way, the more the jeans shop owner complained about a certain "woman" and the more he showed his "aesthetics" and "persistence", the more Gan Quanyou felt that he was right.

"Oh, here we are, this is my shop."

As if he was about to float, the owner of the jeans shop happily ran to the front with a ballet-like pace, and stretched out his hand to introduce his jeans shop to Gan Quanyou.

Although I have long known that this is a second-hand clothing store specializing in jeans, but at first glance it is quite stylish. If you don’t know it, you might think it has a history of many years.

When I stayed in Academy City, there was nothing. When I was here, Gan Quanyu really felt that the wheelchair with a very modern design style he was sitting on was incompatible with London, a city with a long history.

The owner of the jeans shop was not sensitive to Gan Quanyou's slight touch. He stretched out his hand and pushed open the door of the clothing store, speaking enthusiastically.

"Come in and have a look. I'm telling you, that's you. If that bastard saint, I'd just throw her out the door, let alone sell her jeans. I don't even want her to take a second look."

In fact, you can already see some things from the outside.Gan Quanyou didn't really understand, but the jeans with sky-high prices were displayed in the window.

Following the owner of the jeans shop into the clothing store, there are steel pipes everywhere in this small space less than half the size of a classroom.Various styles of jeans hang on hangers made of steel pipes.

But what made people a little bit concerned was that the owner of the jeans shop who walked into the clothing store first stood there for some reason.

Gan Quanyou, who was following behind, stretched out his head curiously and looked forward over the cover of the jeans shop owner. There was also a girl in the clothing store. She was a blond girl about 15 years old and wrapped her body in a tight skirt and scarf.

"Huh? Shopkeeper, didn't you say that you want to form a super informal agency combination with Kanzaki to wipe out all the evils in the world? Why did I seem to hear you saying bad things about Kanzaki just now? Did I hear wrong?"

"Uh..." The body of the jeans shop owner was trembling slightly. It didn't seem like he was enduring it, but more like shaking forward before releasing his ultimate move.

"Girl tour guide! How did you come in! I remember I locked the door properly when I went out!!"

Chapter No.16 I'm going to call

"Oh, don't worry about such trivial matters."

The 15-year-old blond girl who was called a tour guide waved her hand at the jeans shop owner in disgust. Her expression was clearly saying—you are so stingy for a big man to care about such a small fact—that’s it.

"This is not a trivial matter! You will make me lose my sense of security! Doesn't this mean that anyone can break into my small shop with interests and dreams if they want to!!"

The manager of the jeans shop let out an angry roar, and the corresponding one was the innocent and confused look of the girl tour guide.

"Huh? Isn't that so?"

"No, hey!!"

The owner of the jeans shop put on an expression of "trouble has come to me" without concealing it.

Although I don't really understand the relationship between these two people, Gan Quanyou thinks it's quite interesting, so I worked very hard not to make a sound, and I didn't do anything that would attract the attention of others. I tried my best to reduce my sense of existence. Hope this good show lasts a little longer.

But it's a pity that his foreign friends on the Internet miss him more than he imagined.The owner of the jeans shop did not forget Yu Ganquan because of the appearance of the tour guide girl.

Inserting his fingers into his hair and scratching it in annoyance, the owner of the jeans shop said this to the tour guide girl in a slightly serious tone.

"It doesn't matter if it was before, but it's different in the past few days. I have a friend here, and I have to take care of him first. As you can see, he is not a character that can be left alone."

In fact, it's okay to let it go.Although I hadn't actually met even one side before.

But sometimes, the more difficult it is to meet, so part of the nature will be exposed instead.

At least as far as the jeans shop owner learned, Gan Quanyou was not someone who would be helpless just because he was in a wheelchair.

What he says here is half-truth and half-truth.I really really want to take Gan Quanyou to have a good time, but I don't want to accept inexplicable troubles as an excuse.

"Hey?"

The tour guide girl let out a voice of doubt from the bottom of her heart.She bent down and looked behind the jeans shop owner.It seems that she really didn't notice Gan Quanyou who was behind the jeans shop owner.

Gan Quanyou's stealth skills escaped her, but not the jeans shop owner.

Gan Quanyou thought that he would be able to see a wonderful love comedy between an uncle and a girl, but he didn't expect it to be here.

Now that it has been pointed out, it means that the good show is probably over here, Gan Quanyou gave up "stealth", and greeted the girl tour guide generously.

"Hi, I'm Yuu Kanizumi. Are you also a friend of the owner?"

"what……"

The girl tour guide looked at Gan Quanyou's face and hair color in surprise.She pushed the jeans shop owner aside as if she saw something interesting.

She was not surprised because Gan Quanyu was in a wheelchair, or because the surrounding style of the wheelchair made by Gan Quanyou seemed a little out of place. The reason why she was surprised was because of Gan Quanyu's body, or more precisely, Asian face and black hair.

When she came to Gan Quanyou, she bent down and looked at Gan Quanyou at the same level.However, she didn't seem to notice that her posture gave Gan Quanyou great benefits.

"Ganquan... You?"

"Yes, what's the problem?"

Gan Quanyou turned his attention to the jeans shop owner on the side for help.However, when he noticed that the jeans shop owner who was pushed aside was scrambling to prevent the jeans he hit from falling to the ground, he gave up the idea of ​​letting the jeans shop owner rescue him.

"Is it an oriental person? Is it an oriental person like Kanzaki and Tsuchimikado? Oh, sorry, I said Kanzaki refers to Kanzaki Kaori, and Tsuchimikado refers to Tsuchimikado Motoharu. Just listen to the name to understand right?"

Should it be prejudice?Or maybe it's just a simple education issue. From the spoken language of the girl tour guide, Gan Quanyou can tell that she has no way to distinguish the differences between the nationals of certain countries.

It would take too much effort to explain it seriously.And there is no need for any special explanation, after all, this body is indeed...

So Gan Quanyou nodded with an awkward yet elegant smile on his face.

"I really understand, yes, I am Japanese like them."

Although there is neither Aleister nor the lingering loop here, Yu Ganizumi is not stupid enough to spread important news all over the world.

Of course he knows who Kanzaki Kaori is, and he also knows Motoharu Tsuchimikado, but there is no need to say it here to show off.

Also... If his analysis is correct, the owner of the jeans store and the girl tour guide should also be magicians.According to Motoharu Tsuchimikado, one in 100 people in London is a magician.

The owner of the jeans shop still has a little impression, at most he just laments that nature is often designed for mediocrity.

But he couldn't remember who the tour guide girl was.It can only be analyzed from her words that she and Kanzaki Kaori should be quite familiar.

"Hello, hello, just call me the tour guide girl."

The tour guide girl shook hands with Gan Quanyou enthusiastically, she held Gan Quanyou's hand tightly and swayed it exaggeratedly up and down.The behavior style brought about by this cultural difference made Gan Quanyou a little overwhelmed for a while.

"Tsuchimikado hasn't come back for many years. If it weren't for the news that he was still alive, I would have thought he was dead. Then Kanzaki also ran back to Japan recently. I didn't expect to be able to watch it from this stupid shopkeeper. To the Orientals."

"Well...London is a famous tourist city after all, right? I think Japanese...no, not only Japanese, but also Asians are not hard to see in this city, right?"

"That's different!"

The girl tour guide waved her hand boldly, and spoke righteously with the same tone and expression as when talking about jeans with the jeans shop owner.

"Those people just came to this city, and most of them left here after taking a look at it. Although objectively, it has indeed contributed to the development of the economy, but for us, it has also caused a lot of problems that we have to actively avoid. trouble.

So people like us don't welcome that kind of tourists.But you are different, you are a friend of this stupid shopkeeper, and that is my friend.Don't worry, I will take good care of you in this city. "

The girl tour guide patted her chest confidently and generously. With her movements, there was a wave of waves in her chest.But she herself didn't seem conscious, she might have gotten used to it.

It's scary. In this world, there are girls who are exhausted and have no way to grow up, and there are girls who are used to it.

Every time I think of this kind of comparison, I feel that God is a little too harsh on some girls.

Nice!

"Girl tour guide, you are not my friend. I don't want to see you. Every time I see you, it means that I am in trouble. So my friend is not your friend. Of course I will protect my friend. Don't make me sound like a piece of shit."

After all, he didn't let his beloved jeans fall to the ground, and the owner of the jeans shop, who had tidied up the jeans, thought of what the tour guide girl said, and couldn't help but say so.

Of course, whether the relationship between the two of them is considered to be friends is definitely not as simple as what they say, and only the two of them know the specific relationship best.

And the jeans shop owner has only one purpose in everything he said and everything he did from the beginning to the present.

He kindly pushed the back of the tour guide girl, and pushed the tour guide girl towards the door.

"Okay, okay, that's all for today, I'll just pretend I didn't see you, and you didn't come here before. Go back obediently—"

"Wait, wait, don't push me, I have a reason why I can't leave!!"

Facing the brutality of the jeans shop owner, the girl tour guide desperately resisted.

"Can't hear... can't hear—"

You can never wake up a person who is pretending to be asleep.

"If you push me again! I'll take off my clothes and yell that you're going to rape me!"

Unless you are hard enough.

Chapter No.17 is an old dramatist

When encountering this kind of problem, men are really in a disadvantaged position naturally. If there are still people around who can punch, it is really hard to tell whether the whole body or the mouth is clear.If there is no camera around, maybe there will be social death.

So when the tour guide girl used this killer weapon, the jeans shop owner was defeated in an instant.

He turned around and walked back dejectedly, behind him was the tour guide Shao Mei dancing with a triumphant expression.

Gan Quanyou looked at Coke very much.This may be the way they get along with each other.

A few minutes later, at the cash register, the owner of the jeans shop brought hot tea to Yu Ganquan and the girl tour guide.

"I wish you could drink this cup of tea and go."

The dejected jeans store owner is still trying to make a last stand.

Gan Quanyou picked up the teacup and took a sip of tea as if the old god hadn't seen the two people in front of him.

Obviously it was just the tea that the owner of the jeans shop was forced to make at will, but he showed an expression of enjoyment as if he drank a peerless delicacy, and silently spit out "nice".

The owner of the jeans shop who secretly observed Gan Quanyou: "..." This dramatist.

The owner of the jeans shop suddenly felt very disappointed.Of the two people here, one is determined to come here with trouble.

One was a comrade-in-arms who was supposed to be in the same camp as him.But now this bastard ignored him because he thought it was funny, and pretended to be dead to watch his jokes.

Although I knew this guy was a great bastard when we were chatting, but I didn't realize how big this guy is until we actually met.