Tomb Raider: At the beginning, you can arrest spirits and dispatch generals

As soon as the event started, hundreds of millions of people participated in the event.

An hour later, the number of participants has exceeded [-] billion!

Moreover, there is no behavior of one person having multiple accounts, and the participants are all real.

At six o'clock in the morning, it's quiet.

At a quarter past six, the fat man walked out happily, "The children have been born, thank you for your attention."

Everyone:? ? ?

Reporter A: Hello Fat Master, may I ask, why don't the children cry?

Fatty: The children are very well-behaved. They cut their umbilical cords when they were born, and threw themselves into the arms of Grandpa and Sister Ye. They are so cute when they call mom and dad!

Reporter B: What about the quiz?How can you guess without any basis?

Fatty: Guessing and guessing, guessing is the most important thing. If there is a basis, isn't it equivalent to giving the answer?

Reporter C: Is the reward real?Can I participate?

Fatty: Which idiot reporter is this?Drag it out!

Author A: Fat Lord, I have a question I don't know if I should ask it or not.

Fatty: Ask!

Author A: It is said that people should lead by example, and so do the authors. Then, does the author who writes about the harem have to experience the affairs of the harem before he can write about the harem?

Fatty: It depends on which world the author is in, and what is his identity and ability. You are like Master Ye. Although he is not an author, he can. Do you think you are angry?

Onlookers: Hurry up, dial 120, there is an author here who is mad!

......

In the afternoon, Ye Ling officially announced to the world that he had successfully had ten children, and that both mother and child were safe.

At the same time, each child was asked to speak on stage, telling his feelings about the birth and gratitude to his parents, etc.

It can be said that this is a miracle that has never been seen before or since the development of human civilization!

Who can have so many wives?

No, only Ye Ling.

Whose child can express his feelings as soon as he is born?

No, only Ye Ling.

Who can create what dares to write in novels?

No, only Ye Ling.

who......?

No, only Ye Ling.

After the fat man returned to the house, he begged Ye Ling immediately, "Master Ye, can I be the godfather of the children?"

"No, you're fat, ugly, and stupid." One of the children held a cigarette in his mouth and said disdainfully with his legs crossed.

"No, Master Ye, you child...you...I..." The fat man was so angry that he was already incoherent.

It's so fucking sad.

The newly born child scolded him like this, and everyone would be pissed off.

Ye Ling immediately frowned, "Whose child are you, why are you so ignorant of etiquette? Also, you are still so young, what are you smoking? Beg to be beaten!"

Then he turned his head, "I'm sorry, fat man, I guess this little guy has followed someone's temper, I'll go and have a look."

"I am your child, whose child can I be?

Dad, you can't hit me, let me tell you, you...

mom!help me!Dad is going to hit me! "

As the little boy said, the cigarette in his hand disappeared, it turned out to be an illusion.

Looking at the direction he was running to, it was none other than Liang Yanyan!

Ugh......

Like a mother, like a son!

At this moment, a little girl walked over slowly, dejected and listless,

"My mother picked it up, so I was born by picking it up. Alas, how will I live the rest of my life!"

Ye Ling hurriedly shouted, "Fengyu, don't you care about your child?!"

The fat man on the side smiled happily.

Let you cow!

Let you cow!

Now it's all right, it's retribution!

Chapter 442 Let them become mortals

"Master Ye, you're busy, I'll go first. I'll take it as your promise to godfather."

The fat man turned around and left, but just as he walked outside the door, a little boy's voice came from behind him,

"Dad, I see that your abs are quite big. How about I tattoo a world on each piece of your body? Don't worry, it won't hurt, and it is definitely a unique tattoo in the world. Anyone who sees it will have to kneel and kowtow." kind of."

Ye Ling's irritable voice came, "Xiao Toutou, your baby, take care of yourself!"

"Dad, give me some money. I'm going out to play with my little brother." A little girl said, "Look at me, I look like a flower, and I will grow up in a few days. My little brothers will definitely like it."

"No!" Ye Ling's voice was trembling, "Sanye, your child, hurry up and clean up!"

"Dad, I want to raise a python..."

"Western Queen!"

"Dad, I want to go to the volcano to soak in the hot springs."

"Huh? Whose baby is this?!"

"My mine, I'll take good care of it."

"Wen is tight, hurry up, take care of him, or I will beat him myself."

......

The fat man hurried out with a suppressed laugh, and burst out laughing as soon as he went out.

Suddenly, he was slapped on the back of the head, "Fatty, what are you laughing at? Take me to see Piao Piao."

"Hey? Ye Ye, I'm just happy for you. Why are you looking for Piao Piao?"

"Something happened!"

"No, what can you do with her? Let me tell you, our family is up to me, she dare not say anything."

"Row."

Ye Ling disappeared in a flash, and when he appeared, he was already standing in front of Piao Piao.

Piao Piao got up and wiped her hands, and quickly hung the clothes hanger on the clothesline, "Master Ye, you are here... Is something wrong with the fat man?"

"He's fine, I just came to ask you for two favors."

"You say you say."

"This is the first one. My children are quite naughty, which completely magnifies their mother's personality traits, and their mother doesn't know how to raise children, so I have to trouble you..."

"Okay, okay, this is no problem, I'm an experienced person. What about the second one?"

"The second is... I don't know if you and Fatty will have children?"

"This..." Piao Piao said with a blushing face, "We want it too, and I really want to give him a baby, and I'm already pregnant."

"So fast?" Ye Ling wanted to laugh, but he couldn't laugh anymore when he thought that Piao Piao was a quiet and industrious child, and the child would be obedient.

Forget it, let the fat man have a baby.

"Master Ye, I don't know what kind of favor you need from me?"

"That's right. My second favor is to let you have children like me."

"Oh, haha, so that's the case. Okay, if it's convenient, I'll move in later, and I will try my best to help them then, don't worry."

"Okay." Ye Ling stepped back.

Only then did the fat man rush over, "Daughter-in-law, have you seen Master Ye?"

"Yes. What's the matter, why are you in such a panic, did you do something wrong?"

"I..." The fat man scratched his head, "I have nothing to do, if there is anything, Master Ye will come to me directly, not you."

After the fat man finished speaking, he took the initiative to go into the house to cook.

Piao Piao talked about what Ye Ling said just now, and the fat man had a sad face after hearing it, "That's those children you don't know about him, let's not talk about them when they are born, and they are very naughty, if you go It will definitely be hard work.”

"Don't be afraid, children. They are children after all. It's just that they are sensible in advance. It's nothing."

Although Piao Piao also heard that there was trouble, but she agreed and couldn't say anything.

In the evening, Piao Piao moved into Ye's house.

It's strange to say, I don't know what method Piao Piao used, the children stopped making trouble the next day.

However, there is a very worrying news, that is, these children will be able to grow up in one year...

This was unexpected by Ye Ling.

But after thinking about it, a child will be born like that, and it will be fine if he grows into an adult within a day, one year, it's fine.

Piao Piao found Ye Ling, "Master Ye, this matter is a bit tricky."

Ye Ling smiled wryly, "Tell me anything, I can accept it."

"It's like this. Your child will grow up in one year, which means that we have to teach the three views in this year. This is a very difficult thing, because it's not just talking about it. .

I really can't think of a good way to do this, and I hope Ye Ye will forgive me. "Piao Piao bowed slightly after finishing speaking.

Ye Ling frowned, and then relaxed, "It's okay, I'll figure out a way to do this, but how long do you think it will take?"

"How long will it take for what?"

"It's about being able to teach children about the same."

"At least three years."

"understood."

Ye Ling fell into the darkness.

His back is a little bleak.

Perhaps for women, this is a happy thing, but for him, he has to consider many things.

For example, the children's education, companionship, and this damned issue of heaven and earth.

He currently lacks two abilities, one is the ability to open up space, he may be able to develop step by step, but not yet.

The other is the time ability, which must be like Kai Tianwang, able to create a place where the flow of time is different from the outside world.

I have also studied the barrier relationship between the Tomb Raider world and my own world before, but I haven't researched it yet, I only know that the two worlds are far away.

But the flow of time in these two worlds is completely different, one day in one place, and one year in the other.

From the current point of view, the time flow rate of the palace should be 365/1 of the old world, and the time flow rate of the old world is 365/1 of the Tomb Raider world.

and many more!

Ye Ling originally wanted to talk about finding that man, but now it seems unnecessary.

There is no need to put the child in the palace, just let all the family members move to their original world.

But here comes the problem, no matter where it is placed, the children will grow up in that place within a year...

I'm sorry!