You group of sand sculpture friends have also crossed over

Ps: I am the worst me today

I played Hei Yu-Gi-Oh 2v2 with Ren, and I only had a 20% chance of getting stuck, but I was stuck all the time as a pendant

Chapter 67 cat

Paid Mengxin: [Picture] [Picture] [Picture]

Make up the number of Mengxin: Oh, today's Shibuka!

Make up the number Mengxin: But the master is still a little reluctant to let go, the clothes are a bit conservative, and he doesn't want to show his face. It would be even better if he could see the shy and flushed face!

Make up the number of Mengxin: now I can barely make it

Paid Mengxin: It’s good for you to see, but you still comment?

Paid Mengxin: This is my family's master craftsman!I can lick, can you! ?Convex OωO Convex

My Favorite Magical Mei Li: Well, Mei Li-chan, what does it mean to barely be able to rush?

Shang Shi: Isn’t it possible to rush?

Grocery Store Uncle: The newcomer changed his name back again?

Favorite Magical Meili: Please don't get me wrong, what I like is not that trash Merlin, but the two genuine Meili sauces in the group! 【Call】! !

Make up the number of Mengxin: Barely able to rush

Make up the number of Mengxin: It means that the astringent picture is not very suitable for my liking, but it can barely be rushed

Paid Newbies: Bonus Explanation

Paid Mengxin: Chong is a synonym, which refers to the ritual of compromise due to the lack of the opposite sex in the great ceremony of human birth and life. It usually refers to the behavior of men performing rituals against Shutu

My Favorite Magical Meili: ...the Meili-chan in the group is also a man! ?

Shang Shi: That’s not the point at all, is it?

Make up the numbers: Doctor, what are you talking about, Doctor!

Paid Mengxin: Isn’t it common sense that online idols are male?doctor!

Shang Shi: That’s right. After all, he’s an internet idol, and he uses a virtual character to model it, so it’s normal to have a man behind him. Only men understand men better and are more likely to be liked by men.

Death: It seems that there are still people who don't change their voices, and just use a girl to make them

Favorite Magical Meili: I can't refute...

Favorite Magic Meili: Let me go offline and be quiet, be quiet...

Paid Mengxin: Who is Jing Yijing?

Make up the numbers: It's the doctor's true love, dear Da Vinci!

Death: Is Leonardo Da Vinci considered a man or a woman?

Shang Shi recalled a four-panel cartoon about Leonardo Da Vinci who entered the women's bathhouse and was kicked out, and entered the men's bathhouse... In the end, he and Sizhai could only comfort each other in the bathhouse alone.

Make up the numbers: a complete and fertile woman's body, plus a man's soul!

Paid Mengxin: Isn’t it better if you still look good!

Death: ...What are the opinions of the two seniors?

Make up the number Mengxin: think about it

Make up the numbers Mengxin: If you can capture such a beauty, because the other party was a man, so you know the happiness and suffering of men, you can also understand the pain points of men, and you can be considerate of men

Paid Mengxin: And as a former man, even if the individual is different, he still knows what kind of woman a man likes. Do you like this kind of taste?

Make up the numbers Mengxin: The most important thing is that because they used to be men, even if they had a quarrel, they calmed down very quickly. After admitting each other's mistakes, it is easy to reach mutual understanding, and it is also easy to warm up quickly after the quarrel. The great ritual of making life, how good it is!

Uncle Grocery Store: This seems to make sense

Death:...

Death: In this icy society, only the Elu cat in my arms can bring me warmth

Shang Shi closed the chat group and took a deep breath.

It was really not the right choice to chat with these two seniors in the early morning, it was a mess.She was a little dazed when she said it, and she couldn't keep up with the rhythm at all.

Just like when the newcomers entered the group last night, she was out of shape almost the whole time.

"Forget it, I'm really not good at communicating with others..."

After his mood calmed down, Shang Shi grabbed Ai Lumao beside him, hugged him and rubbed wildly in his arms.

No matter how indifferent the reality is, as long as you can have a cat that you can suck and masturbate, you can find a little warmth in this cold world.

"Hunter, it's understandable that you like our Ai Lu cat, but can you stop doing this every time?" Ai Lu cat in Shang Shi's arms complained, the cat's face was full of helplessness.

This is not the first time this hunter has been masturbated like this, and it does not reject it, but what does this hunter say.

"You caught my ○○!"

"!?" Shang Shi was taken aback, as if he had heard some shocking news

"I didn't hear what you just said."

"I said hunter, you clamped my leg too hard, you pinched me ○○!"

"Ahaha, that's it..." With an embarrassed smile, Shang Shi gave up on stroking the cat and put it down.

"I said hunter, no matter how much you like Ai Lu cat, we are impossible, there is reproductive isolation, it is impossible for a cat to become a human, it is too stupid to use a cat as a partner, hunter." Ai Lu cat licks its paws and tidies its hair messed up by Death

"Let's not talk about this, the trace of the big monster bird has been found, it is in the dense forest ahead."

"This time hunting the big monster bird, hunter, what are you preparing for this time? Do you need to install traps in advance? Drop traps or electric shock traps? If you need my help to use any long-range weapon support, just give it to me now."

"Ahaha, this..." Shang Shi scratched his head in embarrassment, why did he feel that his cat looked more professional in hunting than her?

"Is a Taidao counted as preparation?" Don't ask why, just asking is poor.

She has only been here for a few weeks, and her daily time is basically spent on finding food and exercising to become stronger.Even this Ai Lu cat, which she named Xiao Ai, followed her actively after saving it by accident. Otherwise, it is really impossible for her, a new hunter, to have a cat.

It's also thanks to the fact that she has a daughter of her own in Arad after transmigrating, and the skills of the Valkyrie are there, otherwise she really couldn't save Xiao Ai at that time, and she might have been a beggar long ago.Even being able to communicate well with Xiao Ai now is because Xiao Ai helped her make a sudden tutoring of the language here.Really miserable.

So, today I started hunting for the first time as a new hunter.She was beaten all over her body.

"...Bare-handed is bare-handed, hunter." But Xiao Ai couldn't see the shallow fight

"As a foreigner who has just become a hunter, it's normal not to have that equipment. Today is your first time. There will always be these things in the future. They all come here like this, don't worry."

"Then Xiao Ai, why did you ask me this just now?" Shang Shi scratched his head and said.

Xiao Ai turned her head away after hearing this: "Professional habits. In short, hunters, don't be brave if you can't beat them, and leave as soon as possible when you encounter danger. Although I will try my best to help you, I will run away when I can't save you. You must remember Alright, hunter!"

"Okay, I will remember." Shang Shi nodded, understanding these principles very well, but he didn't care much about the big monster bird.

Teacher Yang Kuku, she is very familiar with it!

Even if the 3D hunting game becomes a real-life hunting game, there will be no overturning cars. What is wrong with Mr. Yang Kuku, she still doesn't know?

And don't look at her who has only traveled for more than a week now, but she has reached level 10!There is Arad's Valkyrie skill tree as a plug-in!

So it's very easy to challenge Teacher Yangkuku or something, even if she doesn't have all kinds of traps and equipment, she can still fight against her!

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Chapter 68 Mr. Yangkuku who can't survive a chapter

A huge strange bird towers up.

Human beings are as small as a domesticated pet, not even as long as a leg bone of the other party, and standing up can block the sky even more.It's like facing a giant.

This is the most direct experience I felt after touching the vicinity of the big monster bird by relying on patience and tactical camouflage.

"I've never heard of it..." Shang Yi shed a drop of cold sweat.

It doesn't feel like it when you look at it from a distance, so let's get closer, what is this big monster bird! ?

In the game, it is obvious that the characters stand up to be about the same size as a monster bird, even though the monster bird is thicker and bigger, but overall it is not much different from a human being, and it is a slightly larger monster.

But after touching the vicinity, this, a big strange bird with a height of almost eight meters...

Shang Shi swallowed his saliva: "Mr. Yang Kuku is so big..."

(The big monster bird is set to be 6-8 meters in size all year round, but the size in the game seems to be 2-3 meters.)

"Hunter! What are you doing! The big monster bird has found you!!"

"!" Shang Shi hurriedly dodged, and after regaining his footing, he wanted to observe the movement of the big monster bird——

Well, from the current angle, Shang Shi couldn't see whether Mr. Yang Kuku's ears were open or not.

Hearing a deafening strange cry, the huge monster bird raised its neck, and the flames reflected bright red through the skin of the big monster bird!It's a fireball!

"It's Fireball! Hunter! It's Fireball! Don't hit it! Stay away from it!"

"No, the distance is too close now! It's too late!" Shang Shi made his own judgment in an instant!

The difference in body size is too big. In the original game, there didn’t seem to be many ranges of fireballs, but in reality, the size of the 6-8 meter tall monster bird is definitely not the range she can escape in a short time now!

The best way now - "Go around behind it!"

Based on the judgment based on game experience, Shang Shi left immediately.Shrinking her head, she rolled under the body of the big monster bird. Thanks to her greatly improved physical fitness after training in the martial arts skill tree, Shang Shi easily did this.

The gigantic size of the big monster bird passes through its crotch without hindrance.

"Chop off its tail first!" Shang Shi clenched his fist tightly!

"Hunter, what do you want to do! Keep running! Don't stop!" Xiao Ai, who was not far away, was holding a made-up spear in one hand, but warned!

"But I have already avoided its fireball, and now Mr. Yangkuku is just a target—"

boom! !

Shang Shi hadn't even been able to reach the thick tail of the big monster bird when he jumped up, the tail had already disappeared from Shang Shi's field of vision.At the same time, Shang Shi only felt a violent gust of wind appearing behind her, and she couldn't resist being unable to rely on the strength in the air, she was blown away and fell to the ground and rolled several times!

"My waist..." Shang Shi who got up could only feel that his waist had suffered an unprecedented blow, and it hurt even if he moved!

The experience of the game made her blind instead.Blindly thinking that when she was still performing the fireball-breathing skill, the big monster bird was a target and would not do anything else, so she suffered a big loss now.

Fortunately, there is a passive body of steel and iron. Apart from feeling a little backache, there is generally no problem.

"Move! Hunter! Don't stop while fighting monsters! Move!"

The handmade rough spear hit the big monster bird, but the too rough spear didn't do much damage.The big monster bird just yelled a few times in a deterrent manner, and then rushed towards Shang Shi's drop point.

But thanks to these few shouts, Shang Shi adjusted his state and successfully dodged the bird car of the big monster bird.

At the same time, learning the lesson just now, Shang Shi did not dare to approach the big monster bird rashly at this time, but tried to take advantage of the big monster bird before it locked on her again, and kept circling around, looking for opportunities to attack.

"Hunter! There is only one chance!" At this moment, Xiao Ai, who was jumping on the branch, said something without thinking, which made Shang Shi very confused.

But now there is no time for Shang Shi to ask questions.Xiao Ai threw a few stones on the eyelids of the big monster bird, arousing the vigilance of the big monster bird, realizing that it was a hostile creature that had just thrown a spear at it.

Unable to defeat Shang Shi for a while, the big monster bird changed the target without hesitation.

Amidst an ear-splitting strange cry, the big monster bird flapped its wings to create a violent gust of wind, but it didn't want to fly, but driven by its wings, it stepped on the trunk and kicked the tree fall down!

This is destroying the foothold of Ai Lumao Xiaoai!

"Hey, hey, does Mr. Yang Kuku have such an IQ! And it's just Ai Lu cat, so it's necessary to target it to this extent!?" Sighing, Shang Shi didn't just sit still and watch the show.

Now the big monster bird is chasing Xiao Ai to destroy the forest, and instead only set aside a small part of his attention to guard against her, which is exactly the opportunity Xiao Ai mentioned.

There is only one chance like this.After the timid and cautious teacher Yangkuku suffered a loss, he might forget about it after refreshing the game, but in reality, there is no guarantee that Teacher Yangkuku will be easy to deal with in the future.

So she had to inflict heavy damage on the big monster bird with one blow, at least to the extent that it could affect the big monster bird's actions.

wing?That's no good, although there is some influence, if it is not cut off completely, the influence will not be great.

leg?The strongest part of the monster bird's body was its legs, and Shang Shi himself doubted whether a light blow could penetrate the thick muscles of the monster bird, let alone cause injuries that would affect his movement.

"The only thing left is the tail, which is the key point of balance, and the fragile throat!"

It's just a pity that although she is only at level 10, she can learn a lot of skills, but those skills are basically for people, or skills for humans, and they can't be used on the monster bird at all.

At first, I expected that the big monster bird would be only 2-3 meters long before I was so confident.

"There are two skills that can still be used." Jiang Qian hit back.

Shang Shi has already approached a certain range, and the big monster bird's pursuit of Xiao Ai has also slowed down a bit, obviously paying attention to Shang Shi's position all the time.