I, the black light virus, 100 million in the harem

Ye Shenyue and AA2153 are full of black lines.After work, you will be drunk and rich, isn't this the life of a neon social animal?

The simple brown-haired boy was not tempted, and only worried about one problem.

"We just promised the fat aunt. Uncle, will there really be more oxygen?"

AD6614 said frankly: "No."

"Then why are you lying..."

The uncle asked back: "Do you know how the red blood cells that are hypoxic die when you smoke?"

"do not know."

"They died laughing."

The middle-aged uncle showed a gloomy expression, and seemed to be smiling.

Ye Shen had an illusion that this cell was broken.For humans, laughing gas is N20 (nitrous oxide).Red blood cells also appear to become addicted to certain chemicals.

"The breathing of this body is becoming more and more difficult, and the supply of oxygen has long been insufficient. Cells have no sex life, only mitosis. Sucking CO will make us feel fluttering | the refreshing feeling of immortality, even if we have to risk death risk."

The uncle laughed at himself: "As long as I can escape reality, it's fine for a while. This body doesn't matter anymore, I really want to take another breath."

"how come……"

The brown-haired boy was speechless.This is completely different from the great career he imagined.

Ye Shenyue thought of something, and breathed out the system from the bottom of her heart.Seeing that the remaining evolution points were 75EP, he reluctantly spent five yuan to buy a pack of cigarettes, took it out of his pocket calmly, and handed it to the uncle.

I don't know if other cells can be used, so it's just an experiment.

"Huh?" The uncle was puzzled.

Ye Shen smiled and said, "Thank you for your reminder, senior."

The middle-aged red blood cell looked at him deeply.This dark-haired kid is really clever, completely different from that stupid four-eyed kid.How did this thing get into the human body?

"It's going to happen. What else do you want to know?"

Ye Shenyue has obtained a lot of information and feels that the situation is very bad.It's fine to cross into the human body, and the good time hasn't caught up yet.Now that the wreck is sinking, is there a way to get back to Earth?

"Uncle, is there a way to escape from the human body?"

Smuggling!

AA2153 couldn't believe his ears when he heard his best friend's question.This is defection!

Just like planting a thought stamp, it is absolutely impossible for any cell to have the idea of ​​"escape from the human body and fly to a new home".

"Yes, but the red blood cells can't get out. If you go from the kidney, you will be stopped by the glomerulus girl, unless you attack her and elope. But I have never seen them pretend to anyone."

Uncle Red Blood Cell accepted the gift and answered very readily.

"The Gaowan rocket launch base is farther away, and it is a restricted area where red blood cells are forbidden to enter. Unless it is to attack Sertoli's cells, they are all beautiful nurses with babies, who specialize in training astronauts and are responsible for the connection between people. .”

Ye Shenyue shuddered and understood the subtext.If the red blood cells want to get out of the bottom lane, macroscopically, they will urinate blood until there is no drop... The picture is too beautiful to imagine.

"It is precisely to prevent cells from colluding with each other and being distracted at work. No matter which department is in the workplace, love affairs are prohibited. Only when you encounter a blood draw, you may be selected to go to an unknown new world. This kind of opportunity is rare. ,but……"

The uncle paused, and said, "The rocket launch center closest to you is far away in the sky, and it's right in front of you."

Ye Shenyue and AA2153 suddenly looked back and saw the towering chimney.It not only emits billowing smoke into the sky, but also has the function of launching rockets.

Humans call this behavior "coughing".

The middle-aged uncle took out a cigarette, put it on the tip of his nose and sniffed intoxicatedly, it was the fragrance of tobacco.He was reluctant to smoke again, took off his hat, and put a cigarette behind his ear.

A bald head appeared in the crowd, comparable to a light bulb with dozens of watts.The tall image of the predecessors is gone.

"By the way, don't call me uncle. I'm only 28 years old, a young courier."

It turned out that AD6614 had already been bald because of the huge work pressure.

"Uncle...Senior, you are already like this, you should take care of your body." The brown-haired boy couldn't laugh or cry.

Ye Shen also kindly reminded: "Smoking is harmful to health."

"No more, no more." The uncle said with a sneer, "If I'm not mistaken, you are holding important supplies to be sent to the front line, right? Although the war seems to be over soon. Go, don't lose it. It It's something bigger than life."

"Okay. Goodbye, senior."

Two young red blood cells once again put themselves into voluntary labor with uncertain prospects.Ye Shenyue pushed the cart and looked under the sky inside the human body.

The sky (human) and the universe (earth) are one, and this is the hymn.

Chapter 009 Milky Platelets

The "Times Square" inside the human body, where the pulmonary arteries meet, has a huge open-air TV screen.I saw the image shaking for a while, and there was a picture of the combat command room.

"Now an emergency announcement will be broadcast." The narration is a cold female voice.

In the screen|An adult male commander appears.He wears glasses and a short-sleeved military uniform, with his hands crossed in front of him, sitting upright.

"I am a helper T cell, and I have received information about the massive invasion of Streptococcus pneumoniae. They are a kind of highly toxic bacteria wrapped in a capsule, which can attack various organs along the blood vessels, and can invade the whole body in about 24 hours .”

Assistant Commander T waved his hand and shouted: "When they control the meninges that wrap the brain, this world will be destroyed!"

Two courier delivery boys witnessed this scene.

"Is this world going to end?" AA2153 held his head in despair.

Ye Shenyue's head was covered with black lines.Where did this come from, the Second Commander?

The young lady who had previously broadcast was sitting on the sidelines, typing on the keyboard "crackling".The blond beauty wearing a workplace OL outfit, only showing half of her delicate side face, exuding the temperament of a cold secretary.She is a beautiful staff officer at the top of the military, and her name is Regulatory T Cells.

The secretary said coldly, "Get to the point."

"Cough!" Assistant T choked.

Handsome but three seconds.

"Ah, is the commander also infected?" Tutor T wondered.

Auxiliary T laughed and said: "But it doesn't matter, not only the Neutral Legion active on the battlefield, but the Killer T Legion has already been dispatched, I believe there will be good news soon!"

In this human body game, the assistant is the brain.However, the dignified commander seems to be eaten to death, it can be said that one thing is one thing.

Assistant T thought to himself: If it was in the past, nothing would happen to this body. Recently, the immunity has dropped dramatically...

The secretary said helplessly: "Commander, you have already spoken out your heart, the inappropriate remarks that shake the morale of the army."

"Don't broadcast this episode!"

Broadcast accident!

The TV screen was suddenly switched, and the last scene was a spectacular scene of the mighty march of the Killer T Legion.

They were dressed in black, all blond muscular men with "Kill" written on their hats.It is the famous killer (killer) T cells, also known as cytotoxic T cells.

Helper, regulator, killer... The three major T cells are collectively called "effector T cells", which are a type of lymphocytes, as opposed to granulocytes represented by neutrophils.They are the two major families of white blood cells.

In fact, calling neutrophils "white blood cells" is just a common name.

Ye Shenyue recalled the knowledge points.

These guys have a piercing eye called "specific recognition."If it is "eaten" by white blood cells, its true identity will be presented.

As strong as the black light virus, I am afraid it will end up in the same end as the bacteria.

Now Ye Shen only saw the blood fog in the sky.The evolution points seemed to be beating on the battlefield, making his mouth water.If you can eat all these cells and bacteria, you can take off directly on the spot.

The oxygen cylinder in Ye Shenyue's hand suddenly smelled bad.

"Repeatable task: The red blood cell career starting from the courier delivery, each courier delivery rewards 1EP. The current number of completions: 11 times, and the remaining 81 evolution points."

It turns out that red blood cells also have piece-rate wages, and the change they spent on "passing cigarettes to the boss" has been earned back.It's a pity that there is no middleman to make the difference - a post station with mixed fish and dragons - to liberate the workload of the courier.

"Great, the army has been dispatched." AA2153 was relieved.

This simple brown-haired boy always believed that this body would definitely get better.

The red blood cell thought of something, and hesitated: "AC1677, what you just said escaped from the human body..."

"I'm joking." Ye Shen smiled lightly.

"That's good."

The brown-haired boy pushed his glasses with complicated emotions.

For some reason, the best friends who grew up together became strangers.Although he is still as cynical as ever, always with a smirk on his face.

All along, AC1677's ideal is to be a bad boy.He has a lazy personality and always wants to escape when he encounters trouble.Volunteering or something, I never even thought about it before.

What AA2153 didn't know was that Ye Shenyue was thinking about running errands.After all, no matter how small the mosquito legs are, they are still meat.

Each express box contains life-saving oxygen cylinders, which are equivalent to human ventilators.

Ye Shen could feel a deep obsession, whether it was from the red blood cells or from his previous life.

"This is the last." The brown-haired boy said distressedly, "No. 12 courier orders, I really can't identify them."

Ye Shenyue made a shocking move.Without a word, he opened the express and took out the heavy oxygen cylinder.I have seen the practices of other recipients (cells), and it seems that it can be inhaled directly or used for cooking (oxidized glucose provides energy).

"Wait a minute, it's so unprofessional! It's said in the manual that you must never open other people's express mail without permission..."

AA2153 dug out a small book and recited the professional rules like a nerd.Ye Shenyue couldn't help laughing, like buying a bottle of iced drink in midsummer, and casually tossing the oxygen bottle to the toolman's best friend.

"Waste is the greatest shame, go on."

The brown-haired boy took the precious oxygen tremblingly, and said helplessly, "We don't have mitochondria, so we can only breathe anaerobically."

"Yes." Ye Shen finally realized.

Just as muscle cells after strenuous exercise will lead to the accumulation of lactic acid, in red blood cells is the anaerobic glycolysis of glucose to produce ATP that provides energy.

AA2153 seemed to be falling apart, almost unable to lift his arms.He looked at AC1677 as if nothing happened.

When did this guy's physical strength get so good?

Ye Shenyue seemed to feel the remaining obsession of the righteous master.The scumbag has taken a small step in surpassing the best friend of the Xueba.

"Dudu-"

Only a whistle was heard, accompanied by a lovely loli voice.

Ye Shen followed the prestige, and a familiar warning sign was erected not far away - no traffic.Platelet showed the enthusiasm of the team leader and was giving orders.

"Everyone, unload the things first and resupply on the spot."

The platelets opened the boxes with "Ca2" written one after another.Ye Shen felt familiar, wasn't it the cargo he helped unload at the beginning of time travel?

They brought out bottle after bottle of... milk?A group of little lolis put their hips on their hips and blew on the pacifiers, like ice milk that they gulped down after taking a bath.

"Grumble!"

In a sense, it is right to supplement calcium.A glass of milk every day strengthens platelets.

All the lolis still had milk hanging from the corners of their mouths, showing satisfied and happy expressions.

So cute!

"The platelets have been fully activated! Start construction now to repair the vascular endothelial cells. Spread the fibrin like this, and then string it together with coagulation factors..."

The platelets are all ingenious primary school girls.The so-called "fibrin" is a pink mesh similar to a capsule, and the coagulation factor is a discus with a hollow center.

After the ground (vascular) collapse caused by the invading Streptococcus pneumoniae was repaired by platelets, the traffic finally returned to normal.

"call……"

Platelet reached out his little hand and wiped the sweat off his face.

"Here, little guy." Only a familiar male voice was heard.

Platelet felt a chill on his face, and couldn't help shivering.The strong shock was transmitted along the hair tip to Xiaoman's waist, and the light blue clothes swayed gently.

"Good ice!"

Little Loli hurriedly took it, only to realize that it was an oxygen cylinder.Put it in the human body world is cell happy water.Holding the O2 in her hand, she looked up and saw a black-haired young man in a red uniform.

"You are... the big brother from last time!"

Ye Shen was startled: "How did you recognize it?"

Platelets have recognition function?

Little Loli stood on tiptoe, stretched out her little hand, and gestured earnestly.