I, the black light virus, 100 million in the harem

Macrophage blinked.She licked her lips and put on a sexy big sister look.In front of the beloved female student, she actually molested her boyfriend.

"Teacher, it's too indiscreet!" The red blood flushed.

"Sorry, I haven't been an elementary school teacher for many years. I don't need to worry about being a teacher, and I can finally take off the solemn maid outfit to breathe. It's really free."

Macrophage opened his arms, paralyzed in the corner of the hot spring like an old lady in the hot spring, showing a comfortable expression.This is a look that is not easy to see in the life of a maid lady at home.

"It hurts!"

Taking advantage of the bad bacteria being diverted, Xue Xiaoshuan rubbed his butt and got up with tears in his eyes.Unlike the macrophages with big breasts and fat buttocks, the poor platelets are all swollen.

Ye Shenyue was uncomfortable.

It was the first time I saw Macrophage without a maid outfit, so I realized how good her figure is.

It is delicious and feasts the eyes.

Platelet moved and said: "Sister Juju, thank you for protecting us incognito. You also know mother... our master?"

"That's right, we are good girlfriends." Ju Che covered his mouth and chuckled, "Of course, I'm still a virgin, unlike her who has already given birth to a child. It's incredible that one person gave birth to so many daughters."

AE3803 blushed and said angrily, "Teacher, virginity or something...don't say such things!"

Sister Bai didn't come, but she took a bath with Teacher Juzhu.In my impression, she took care of her young self like a mother before the bone marrow primary school denucleated.

The same is true now.

"Bad sauce, being bullied by my younger brother, it must be very painful, right? Ah, to you, it's my elder brother, it doesn't matter if you call me macrophage mother."

Saying that, the beautiful woman took the two little lolis into her arms, overflowing with maternal love.Thrombosis seems to have found a backer, and together with Thrombocytosis, he buried his head in his proud chest.

The bad loli murmured: "Like my mother..."

very warm.

At this moment, the macrophages revealed maternal brilliance, like a human body oil painting named "Virgin Mary".She seemed to have forgotten that she was the one who threatened Thrombosis with "spanking" in the first place.

Giant Phage turned his head and said with a slight smile, "Brother Bacteria, you can come along too. My other Giant Phage Ball is still empty. Eldest sister is like a mother, I will take care of you like a baby."

"Who wants it!" Ye Shen's head was full of black lines.

"Ah, don't you call yourself white blood cell 1196?" Macrophage smiled slyly, "I am a teacher for one day and a mother for the rest of my life. My most proud female disciple, it doesn't matter if she acts like a baby to me once in a while."

Ye Shen complained: "Don't tamper with idioms without authorization!"

It's really a trick, if I knew it, I wouldn't abuse Sister Bai's name.Just imagine, the cold and cold Sister Bai acting like a baby to the gentle Sister Daphage...it is absolutely impossible.

Sister Daphage is like a pure "wife".Mononuclear balls inadvertently reveal a mature flavor, which is completely different from green red blood cells.

Ye Shen is a little guilty: I admit that I am a madman who recognizes my sister, and I have no interest in the girl who claims to be "the mother".

Looking at the warm drama staged in the hot spring, Kidney Glomerulus looked confused.Her professionalism prevailed, and she would not interfere with the guests' private affairs.

The girl in the bathrobe was just holding the plate like a maid, standing quietly by the side of the bath, looking graceful.

Ye Shenyue swallowed her saliva as she looked at the "Mother and Daughter Flower" who were playing gently in the water.I don't know why I feel a little thirsty.

Glomerulus was considerate, and said softly: "Yes, master. Our hot spring is rich in minerals, and also contains glucose, protein, amino acids... and various inorganic salts. It is good for the body and can be drunk."

"Can you drink?"

Ye Shenyue just wanted to drink some water to relieve the pressure, but she felt bad.

It is really going to become the unfolding of "Jiuchi Meat Forest".Wait, isn't that just tubular reabsorption?

Ye Shen said cautiously: "Your kidney wastewater...doesn't have radiation?"

Chapter 059 Cell Family

"Cells, cells...the big family of cells~" The young loli voice echoed in the female soup.

The girls returned to the shore and made up the steps of washing their bodies before entering the hot spring.Macrophages are like a mother taking care of red blood cells and platelets, helping the baby to clean up for nothing.

Little Lolita sat on the small bench, her little feet stretched out and wobbled.Her long hair reached her buttocks, and a strand of hair was pressed under the stool, full of foam.

She hummed an impromptu nursery rhyme: "The naughty thrombus, the gentle macrophage, the red blood cell that often gets lost, the platelet playing with bubbles, the powerful and handsome black light virus... Everyone, everyone gathered together and formed A big family of 37 trillion and 2 billion!"

"Ah, it sounds so good."

The macrophage maid sat on the bench behind to wash Platelet's hair, and also hummed softly.The mature Yujie sound became the most beautiful harmony.

Poor Xue Xiaoshuan could only lie on another bench and "enjoy" Sister Hong's bathing technique.The buttocks are still swollen, and it hurts when it touches the stool.

"Take it easy!"

"Hehe." The red blood cell was smug, "I have developed the strength of express delivery, and I seem to be quite talented. It's no problem to be a scrubber like Xiaoqiu at home."

The only person to take a bath is self-evident.

After the boyfriend has finished the lesson, the bear child is handed over to the girlfriend to appease, which can be said to be a way of education with a big stick of sweet dates.

Platelet said happily: "In this way, aren't we like a family of five? Dad is a black light virus, and mother is a macrophage. Bad sauce and I are platelet daughters."

"What about me?" The red blood cell was surprised that he didn't hear his name.

Xue Xiaoshuan laughed and said, "It's a courier."

"Ah, that's too much!"

"So it's just pretending to be a housewife? I haven't played with Xiaohong since bone marrow elementary school." The macrophage caressed his face and smiled, "Then I'll let you be the mother, and be the mother of the father just as hard as it is."

Adults pretending to be a house is just a role-playing game.

"Okay." The red-haired girl smiled.

Ye Shen said unhappily: "Sister Juzhu, don't try to take advantage of me just because you have nothing to do."

I regard you as my sister, but you want to be my mother?

In this human body world, the harem measured in trillions... no, the family.No amount of tentacles would kill me.

Set a small goal first, earn her [-] million (harem).

The glomerulus puts itself in the position of the handmaidens.As a "silent organ", once again forgotten.Ye Shenyue noticed this.

"Xiaoqiu, is it alright to call you that?"

I don't know whether it is the same ball type as red blood cells, or the younger generation of platelets.

"Okay, master." The purple-haired girl said softly.

Ye Shenyue looked at the hot spring water again, and her whole body was not well.

The water recovered from the beautiful girl's cells is said to be drinkable.Just after soaking macrophages and platelets, every drop of water flows along the snow-white skin, steaming.

The human body's circulatory system is really environmentally friendly, which explains what sustainable development is.

If macrophages and platelets are mother and daughter, isn't female soup...

The girl in a bathrobe said: "The kidney waste water we have treated is very safe. Even if there are radioactive elements, it will be excreted from the body. The kidney food has been tested for safety, so you can eat it with confidence."

"Don't tell yourself to serve this kind of thing to guests who come from afar." Ye Shen said helplessly.

The black tea made by Sister Gan is fine.As for the diet culture of the kidneys, I can't accept it.

Stretching out a slender hand from the side, he naturally picked up a glass of drink.The macrophages sat on the shore, gently opened their vermilion lips, and gulped down the renin.

"It tastes really good, it's the same brand as heparin."

Renin is a proteolytic enzyme released by the juxtaglomerular cells of the juxtaglomerular apparatus (also known as the juxtaglomerular complex).It can produce angiotensin and even trigger high blood pressure.

The macrophage is too close.

Ye Shenyue's cheeks were hot, and she looked away.For the beautiful girl cells, the juxtaglobular cells are...the organelles used for secretion by liver cells are not the same.

Macrophage sighed: "That's it, it puts pressure on the red blood cells."

"Huh?" AE3803 was shocked.

The teenage girls realize a terrifying fact: Cell workers are controlled by hormones.Forced to survive, they worked desperately, putting themselves out of breath.

The world calls this "making money".

Macrophage picked up another drink and said, "By the way, Xiaohong. This is erythropoietin, which can promote the growth and development of red blood cells..."

"Not bad." Kidney Glomerulus praised, "Single-core... No, Mr. Macrophage is really well-informed."

Can breast enlargement? !

The red-haired girl shivered, and gave Ye Shen a shy look.She quickly took the black tea from the beautiful teacher and drank it without hesitation.

"Well, it's quite delicious."

If it wasn't for pleasing your boyfriend, why would you start caring about your figure?

"As for kinins, they are secreted by our macrophages and multinucleated white blood cells."

Big Sister's eyes rolled, and she smiled sweetly.

Ye Shenyue looked at the glass of milk and recalled it.Leukocyte kinin consists of approximately 20 amino acid residues.There are also kinin-like substances in bovine primary milk, called "colostrum kinin".

Not every drop of milk is called a kinin.

"Brother Bacteria, don't forget that we still have an agreement. Let's see who will devour each other first." Macrophage licked his lips, "Will you eat my kinin first, or should I enjoy your prostaglandin? "

"Then try it." Ye Shen refused to be outdone.

It turns out that in this "phagocyte" duel, as long as the genetic material is obtained first, it will be considered a victory.

Humans like to add probiotics to dairy products, but Sister Macrophage wants to eat "brother bacteria".

The so-called "prostaglandins" are a kind of unsaturated fatty acids with physiological activity, which are widely distributed in the human body.Like heparin, it is unfair to the prostate that it is only named after the site where it was first discovered.

Contrary to common sense, prostaglandins function to regulate female reproductive function and parturition.It plays an important role in a series of cellular activities such as cell proliferation, differentiation and apoptosis, and is even related to platelet aggregation.

In other words, the magic of love can also stick platelets and thrombus together?Cell proliferation or something is probably the reproduction of the microcosm.

Macrophages take maternity leave as long as you have the guts!

"I'm full." Macrophage drank all the renin. "Ah, I haven't secreted kinin yet. I started producing hormones before giving birth to a child. I don't know who to feed."

Hey, what you are rubbing is not a chubby belly, but a giant phagocytic ball!

Ye Shenyuemu couldn't bear to watch.

Macrophages are mainly composed of fat and glands and are less dense than water, so they float on the surface.Under the buoyancy and gravity at the same time, generally about one-third of the water surface will be exposed and it will be in a round state.

This is the "O Floating Theory" - the iceberg effect in another sense.The difference in the density of artificial materials can also distinguish between true and false.Archimedes, who used the drainage method to identify the pure gold crown, called an expert.

Sister Macrophage, who has her own life-saving air bag, will definitely not drown in swimming.

"I ve done washing!"

"Wow—"

Thrombus jumps into the water with the biggest splash.She touched her washboard, and spat bubbles in the bath, only half of her face was exposed.

"Hmph, I'm not jealous. I'm proud of my poor breasts, and my swimming resistance is small!"

Ye Shen doubted: "Don't metabolize secretly in the swimming pool. The bath water has to be recycled, and it will bring trouble to the glomerulus girl."

"Thank you, master." The purple-haired girl felt warm in her heart.

The bad loli turned her head away and said, "Who will listen to you!"

After a while, tiny air bubbles appeared on the water surface around Thrombosis.

"Ah, the water is boiling." The red-haired girl said with a smile, "Sure enough, a pure natural hot spring will have the same bubbles as Miss Liver Cell's drink."

"Wait, this is a kidney, why are there air bubbles?" The glomerulus was stunned.

Ye Shen said calmly: "It's an enzyme, I added urease. As long as it meets urea, it will decompose carbon dioxide and ammonia, and produce obvious bubbles. This way, we can catch those unqualified brats in the swimming pool. gone."

Humans need this kind of black technology.

"Wow!"

The bad loli blushed like a volcano erupting.

Platelet was surprised and said: "Bad sauce..."

"I'm not, I'm not, don't talk nonsense!" Xue Xiaoshuan stammered, "Captain Jiang, you have to trust me!"

Platelet chuckled: "I listen to big brother, don't play with bad kids anymore."

Public execution.