I, the black light virus, 100 million in the harem

"Would you like to come to my place? My family is quite big." Red Blood Cell snapped his fingers, "Although the performance is poor, bonuses are often deducted. As long as I ask my senior sister to help me, the two of us can live on a budget... "

In three sentences, let the senior sister spend 18E... EP worth of favors for me.I am a male virus who is very good at making cells spend ATP (adenosine triphosphate, a cell energy storage compound) for me, and is proficient in human nature (as long as enough human nature is eaten).

This meal and Miss Macrophage ate 18 tons of seafood without spending a penny, and it was a guest invited by Helicobacter pylori.

Ye Shen smiled and said, "Although you look embarrassing when you get lost, you are really cute when you live your life carefully."

"But... cute?"

The girl laughed through her tears, and said embarrassedly: "You guy, you are actually very good at coaxing girls, right?"

Not to mention, the original owner of AC1677 seems to be a red blood cell with excess hormones.In the body world, even words like cute are too frivolous.

AE3803 will enter the intoxicated mode as soon as it hears the title of "senior sister", and has no resistance to cute things.What's more, I was said to be cute.

Ye Shen opened the memory node and flipped through the absorbed memories, just like a "How to Make a Playboy".As long as you eat enough Neptune, you can also learn how to talk to girls.

Anyway, if you want to hide your identity, it doesn't seem like a big deal to have a soft meal.More contact with red blood cells can cure haloemia with desensitization therapy.

Ye Shen thought for a while and said, "I'll give you a chance to pick me up."

This sentence should use the tone of the junior to show off to the senior, and it seems to be called "little milk dog" on the Internet.

"Okay."

Before the red-haired girl had any reaction, Ye Shenyue covered her stomach first.

"Does your stomach still hurt?" the red blood cell asked concerned.

"No, kind of sick to my stomach. Too gross."

The 24-hour punishment for stomach pain is to find a place to rest.Ye Shenyue has been fighting with pain, without showing a trace of abnormality.

Three sentences have been said.

Ye Shenyue held the courier in her left hand, and walked towards the red dormitory instead of customers.I was looking forward to changing from the boys' dormitory to the girls' dormitory.

"Wait, the courier hasn't finished yet."

Ye Shen said without looking back: "I won't give it away, I'll go home first today and bring some water to boil."

It is not once or twice to disassemble the express delivery privately.

"The bonus will be deducted!" The girl said distressedly, "You can do whatever you want. Your hands are not convenient, let me do it..."

"fine."

The black-haired young man left only a tall back, with his right arm drooping.He held the courier in his left hand, as if lifting the whole human body world.

The red blood cells suddenly lost consciousness.

Hero, or weirdo?In any case, you are my only little brother.

She lowered her head and quickly followed after her.For the first time, there is a considerate boy to help with things, and I feel very safe.It's just that there is nothing in my arms, it's empty.

The red-haired girl made a bold decision and held Ye Shen's right hand.She blushed and secretly observed her junior's reaction.

Really did not find it!It's so exciting, what's with this feeling of sneaking away behind Sister Bai's back?

Ye Shenyue felt the tenderness of the girl, and her heart beat faster.

This is the first time in a real sense that she holds hands with a girl, after all, Sister Bai is holding tentacles.

In Japanese anime, there are first base, second base, third base, and home base (also known as Honban), which describe the progress of love in baseball terms.The first base is holding hands and hugging, the second base is Kiss, the third base is caressing and more... don't even think about home runs.

I have never been in a relationship in reality, and I foresee a gray future where I can't afford a house while I am still studying, and I have no expectations for talking about marriage.

Ye Shenyue is not some dull "Asahi" harem male lead.It can be seen that Sister Hong obviously has a crush on him, which is different from Sister Bai.

In the third dimension, it is impossible to be posted by such an excellent girl - "excellent" must be put in quotation marks.Although he is an idiot, his face and figure are not bad, and his serious attitude towards work is very attractive.

In someone's body, even if it is a cell, can I finally fall in love once?Why, I feel a little sad.

Ye Shen came back to his senses, and the girl had already embraced the "unconscious" right arm.He could feel his arms sinking into the soft red blood cells, and he dared not move.

At this time, I said that I was joking, and I will definitely make friends.

Numb... Numb.

Stomach acid used to be hard for water, except macrophages are not balls.It's OK for A too, it's a victory for the poor breast party!

"Hey!"

The red-haired girl suddenly let go and trotted for two steps.As if shy because of the bold move just now, she put her hands behind her back, bent slightly, and her tight hot pants outlined a beautiful arc, which was a very playful movement.

In the firelight reflected by the magma, a capable red hair flew up when she turned around. It didn't fit the persona of the idiot senior sister at all, but she was amazing.

The girl lifted the hair beside her ears, and smiled like a flower: "Let's go home, cell bacteria~"

This is Sister Bai's way of saying it, maybe she is competing secretly.

This girl really cared about him.Compared with the high-cold goddess who can't be expected, the young lady next door is more kind.

Ye Shen couldn't help laughing at himself, what is a single virgin thinking, is there a choice between white blood cells and red blood cells?

"Okay, sister Hong."

"Wow, the name platelet is too foul!"

The cohabitation life from scratch with Miss Red Blood Cell has begun.

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Chapter 029

Red dormitory, girls' area.

This is the residence of AE3803, just one block away from the male dormitory where AA2153 and AC1677 are located.Ye Shen looked up and saw "Building 3, District E" written on the door of the dormitory.

It turned out that the staff dormitories of RBC were allocated according to performance.According to the serial number, Sister Hong lives in Unit 3, 803.I don't know how the original AC1677 was mixed with AA2153 into the A-level dormitory.

It's really a hierarchical human world.

The red-haired girl said distressedly: "But, how do we get into the dormitory?"

There was an endless stream of girls coming and going, casting strange glances.They were all wearing red uniforms, some were holding express delivery (oxygen), and some were carrying fruit baskets (nutrition).The per capita beautiful girl shows the Two-dimensional appearance.

In the eyes of others, Ye Shenyue and AE3803 are like a young couple who ate the forbidden fruit.No matter which world it is in, it is taboo for girls to take boys back to the dormitory for the night.

The dormitory aunt is a middle-aged woman, and she is casting suspicious eyes, staring closely.

Ye Shen's heart moved, and he said, "Come with me."

The two sneaked to the back of the dormitory building.Looking up, you can see the balcony on the eighth floor, which is the boudoir of AE3803.Anyway, Ye Shenyue never walks through the front door.

"Come up, I'll take you up."

The girl hesitated, "But oxygen..."

Ye Shen picked up the courier with his left hand and threw it up to the eighth floor. With a "bang", the oxygen cylinder precisely landed on Sister Hong's balcony.The latter was worried, thinking that the glass would be smashed.

"It's done." Night God said confidently.

"Really, then you have to hold me tight, you can't throw it."

After speaking, the red blood cell jumped up, wrapping his arms around Ye Shen's neck.She spread out a pair of slender legs, coiled around the waist of the black-haired youth like an octopus, showing the vitality of a sports girl.

A set of movements came naturally, not because of a lot of practice, but because of being used to being hugged by the juniors and flying over walls.It's just that it's not very elegant in public.

It was the first time to meet such an "active" girl, which made Ye Shenyue's cheeks feel hot.In fact, it is enough to carry it back.

Ye Shen hesitated and said, "Sister Hong, you..."

"What's wrong? My zipper is not open."

The red-haired girl sensed Ye Shen's gaze, and quickly lowered her head to check.When I looked up, I met the handsome face, so close at hand.A young girl's heart bumped like a deer, causing her to blush.

AE3803 murmured: "I also know that men and women can't kiss each other."

Rather than traveling to a world where X concepts are weak, it would be better to say that it is extreme X conservatism. There are 37 trillion and 2 billion cells, at least half of which are "unawakened" females.

Just as worker bees are female bees that have lost their fertility in the bee colony, after developing a powerful "cloning technology" (mitosis), the cell workers are all castrated.They have lost the right to fall in love and marry, forget about day and night, and can only work day after day.

Sexual reproduction is based on the human body.In every multicellular organism, an invisible true social animal-collective unconsciousness has already been formed.

This is the brutal truth of Cells at Work.It's more like humans being objectified than cells being anthropomorphized.

Since the male cells are incapable, Ye Shenyue has become "the only man who travels through the world"-this is a subtle setting. The black light virus that starts with H is "poisoning" the human body.

"That's not the question." Ye Shen said helplessly, "I think you don't understand at all."

Forget it, sooner or later there will be a day when you will climb the ladder of adults.

"He's saying weird things again."

"Hold tight."

The girl lowered her head and said shyly, "Hands, don't mess around."

"I only have one hand, why mess around?"

Ye Shenyue had nowhere to put her "little hand", so she had to stick it in the back pocket of her hot pants.I've been wanting to do this for a long time.

"what!"

The girl "shua" blushed.But she didn't resist, only separated by a layer of fabric, allowing the student to grasp the weight of a whole cell.

Jeans, which were born in the gold rush in the beautiful country, still retain this useless design. Of course, they cannot be used to hold mirrors.Highlighting the plump figure through tight lines is the unique beauty of Hot pants.

"Boom!"

Just like that, Ye Shenyue stomped on the ground and jumped up holding the red blood cell with one hand.The ground (vessel wall) under the feet was slightly cracked.In the state of stepping on the wall, you can fly higher by frequently stepping on the wall, and it is not difficult to go up to the eighth floor in one breath.

"Whoosh-"

It's a pity that there is no underwear world, otherwise I don't know how many green leaves and red flowers will be blown along the way.A girl just took a shower and just walked out of the bathroom when she felt a black shadow fly past the window.

"Is there... a satyr? No, this is the seventh floor!"

"Ahhh!"

Having surpassed the scope of overcoming the wall, the red blood cells screamed excitedly as they experienced the feeling of flying for the first time.She put all her weight on Ye Shen's body, and the entanglement became tighter.

I don't feel it at all.

Ye Shenyue had only one thought: the scissors' feet are a bit powerful.Sister Hong, jio (feet) show mercy!

In Room AE3803, Ye Shen hugged the girl and landed on the balcony steadily.This is the first time in my life that I entered a girls' dormitory, which is a forbidden place for boys.

Successfully infiltrated!

"arrive."

"Ah, so fast?"

The red blood cells reluctantly jumped out of Ye Shen's arms.She can still feel a big warm hand, and the sense of touch remains.

It feels so good to be cared for by the cell bacteria.He has great strength.However, it should have been a complete pair of hands...

"Ah, where's my key?" The girl said in a panic, "It's over, the balcony door is locked from the inside, and I can't get in!"

"give it to me."

After finishing speaking, Ye Shenyue walked towards the balcony door and walked straight through.The two skills obtained after phagocytosis of white blood cells, one is [phagocytosis], and the other is [wandering].

Leukocytes can move around in tissues by means of deformation movement, and move towards certain chemical substances, which is called "chemotaxis".Put it in the human body world, it is pervasive through the wall.

"Huh?" The red blood cell was dumbfounded.

Ye Shenyue opened the door from the inside and said, "Please come in. This is the first time a girl has come to my house as a guest, and the hospitality is not good."

"It's okay, it's my first time too... No, this is my home!"

The red blood cell saw his messy dormitory, with vests and shorts thrown everywhere.She blushed and hurried to hide.

Ye Shen looked away, quite disappointed.Nothing cool and bold style, too conservative.

The girl shyly said: "Sorry, the house is quite chaotic..."

Because I am a road idiot, the clothes I change out will also get lost.

"No, much better than my kennel."

The red blood cell murmured: "Then live in my kennel from now on. No, you are the puppy!"

"The drama of the little milk dog is over."