Zombie world start full level Golden Light Curse

The overweight person didn't dare to resist, and squatted down rubbing the back of his head.

The leading man complained bitterly, "You two idiots, haven't you learned Sun Tzu's art of war? Plan before you move!"

One fat and one thin, obviously didn't understand what the leading man said, looked at each other in blank dismay, and added up,

"Grandson? Whose grandson?"

"I don't know, could it be the grandson of Zhuang Dongtou's old Yang's family? I heard that he was selected as a scholar before, and now he is going with Marshal Luo!"

The leading man almost died of anger, looked at the two foolish people with contempt, and cursed helplessly, "You two are really idiots, such a good deal, why did I take you two with me!"

This leading man is called General Cai, and no one remembers his real name for a long time, because when he was young, he had a high fever, which seemed to burn out his brain. Looking at it on paper, it is said to be reading a military book.

I don't know which Pingshu master heard the story of the Warring States Period, and began to study Sun Tzu's Art of War, and gave lectures to people everywhere.

Over time, such a fool who loves the art of war has been dubbed a general, and now even he himself has forgotten what his real name is.

Recently, General Cai met a golden-haired foreigner and received a business to steal zombies for the foreigner.

General Cai, based on the principle of moving food and grass before soldiers and horses, felt that he must have money if he wanted to recruit troops and horses, so he agreed directly.

But as a general, how can he single-handedly show off his bravery? General Cai, who claims to be a great general, is going to recruit a few subordinates. However, no one in Renjiazhuang knows that General Cai is a fool, and it is right to treat him as ill again.

In the end, General Cai could only find two idiots who were stupider than him, the fat dog and the thin monkey, who were also very famous in Renjiazhuang, one robbed the dog for food, and the other slept on the monkey tree.

These three people, who have lived in Renjiazhuang for more than ten years, are so stupid, it can be said that everyone knows it, and they are called the three idiots of Renjiazhuang.

Thanks to his stupid reputation, no one doubted his recent weird behavior.

Today, Sansha came out early. The person who originally planned to squat to chase the corpse at night, did not expect to meet the corpse chaser during the day.

The fat dog touched his belly where the fat was leaking, and asked, "General, is it stealing or not? I'm hungry!"

Every time, after stealing the zombies, General Cai will take them to a full meal, so this fat dog is the most active.

"Of course I stole it!"

General Cai nodded, then turned his gaze to Nintendo, and said solemnly, "The so-called planning before making a move means planning first and making a move."

After finishing speaking, General Cai walked out straight away, as if there was no one else around, studied the banana leaf behind Nintendo, stretched out his hand and pulled it, while saying, "Mou, just look at this banana leaf, since there is no problem."

"Then do it!"

As soon as the fat dog heard the word "hands-on", he immediately got up, took two big strides, came close, picked up the Nintendo and left.

Seeing this, the thin monkey ran to the front, responsible for exploring the way and reporting the news.

These three fools, under the command of General Cai's Art of War, carried Nintendo away in a daze.

However, the most surprising thing is that Lin Kaiyun and the others didn't notice the whole process.

"Brother-in-law? What brother-in-law? You pervert, it's fine to watch me take a shower, but you still want to take advantage of me?"

Ren Zhuzhu didn't expect that Lin Kaiyun, who peeked at her bathing, didn't have the slightest intention of repentance, and would shamelessly flirt with relatives.

Lin Kaiyun rolled his eyes when he heard this, and muttered in a low voice, "Take advantage of you? Whoever takes advantage will become a brother-in-law!!!"

Ren Zhuzhu looked unhappy, and shouted in doubt, "What are you talking about?"

"I didn't say anything, I'm really your brother-in-law!" Lin Kaiyun's tone was very affirmative.

Seeing this, Qingqing said to Lin Kaiyun, "Brother Lin, this girl is very arrogant, she probably didn't want to report to the police, otherwise someone would have called for you to arrest you long ago. You peeped at someone taking a bath, and you have an excuse to apologize!"

"that is!"

Ahao took a step, stood directly behind Ren Zhuzhu, looked straight at Lin Kaiyun and shouted like grass, "Brother, although I respect you very much, you should apologize!"

For a moment, Lin Kaiyun seemed to be the target of public criticism.

There's no way, he's struggling now and can't tell. At first he peeked at the shower, but after finding out that it was Ren Zhuzhu, he decided not to look at it, but was caught by Qingqing.

If it was someone else, it's okay to say, he is not unresponsive, peeking at it, apologizing or even running away.

But this Ren Zhuzhu is Ren Tingting's cousin, his cousin and sister-in-law!Once he admits to peeking at his sister-in-law taking a bath, will Lin Kaiyun be able to raise his head in Renjia Town in the future? If he gets the reputation of a romantic Taoist priest, his master Lin Jiu must not beat him to death. . .

Forget about the others, this careless Ahao must beat and beat.

Lin Kaiyun looked directly at Ahao, his eyes seemed to shoot out a cold light, and a cold voice came out of his mouth,

"Ahao, there was once a person who betrayed his brother for the sake of beauty!"

"later……."

"He died!!!!"

Hearing these three lines of short stories, Ah Hao felt shivering for a while, even on a sunny day, he trembled unconsciously.

Ahao turned around, stood next to Lin Kaiyun very naturally, and persuaded Ren Zhuzhu and Qingqing, "Beauty, Qingqing, I think what brother said is right, there must be some misunderstanding."

"Ah Hao is right, it's really a misunderstanding."

Lin Kaiyun also took advantage of the situation to explain, "I am really your brother-in-law, I am from Renjia Town, Ren Tingting is my fiancée, she always mentioned to me that there is a smart and beautiful cousin named Zhuzhu who has been studying abroad. "

"I happened to pass by here today, and saw that your face resembled what Tingting had described to me, so I took a closer look, and it really happened that Qingqing happened to come over at this time, so I thought I was peeking at you taking a bath!"

"Actually, this is simply a misunderstanding!"

In Lin Kaiyun's long explanation, he avoided the important and ignored the important things. The mention of Ren Tingting also attracted Ren Zhuzhu's attention, making her completely ignore other content.

"Really? Are you cousin Tingting's fiance?"

Ren Zhuzhu's complexion improved, and she asked with a smile.

"Like a fake replacement!"

Lin Kaiyun nodded, and raised his hand by the way, as if wanting to salute.

Ren Zhuzhu has studied abroad for many years, and she is also used to greeting foreigners. Without thinking about it, she hugged Lin Kaiyun directly, slapped her cheeks left and right, and said with a smile, "Unexpectedly, it is really a brother-in-law. What a coincidence." !"

"You just believe this explanation, and what are you doing?"

Qingqing couldn't believe her eyes, just now she was condemning the stinky hooligan and perverted, but she turned her head and hugged her.

"If you don't believe me, I'm innocent."

Lin Kaiyun said solemnly, then pulled the back of Zhuzhu's hand, and nodded his lips lightly, "Cousin Ren Zhuzhu, nice to meet you!"

After doing this, Lin Kaiyun deliberately glanced at Qingqing and gave her a smug look.