Fantasy Carnival!All staff take stock of the name scene

"Okay!" Gong Lin, who felt good about himself, returned to Shimen in high spirits.

Hands on hips, indescribable confidence.

Then, the next second.

Everyone has heard Emiya Shirou's poetic adjective: "The house is full of gold and jade, how can it be as beautiful as your hair, and the emerald green ripples, how can it match your eyes. Ereshkigal, the goddess of the underworld, is naturally The most beautiful flower in the land."

Take it easy, sing praises.

Gong Rin: "???"

Jill: "???"

Lixiang; "!!!"

Can you still speak like this, can you still make strategies like this? ? ?

Convinced, I am really convinced! ! !Is this your nature, a giant Emiya who can give up the whole world for the sake of his sister! ! !

Fujimaru Tachika suddenly found that there are many postures that he needs to learn from this senior.

"Then if she is not compared with Ishtar or other goddesses, is she also the most beautiful?"

Hearing this, subconsciously asked Ai Lei who was hiding behind the scenes, her little face blushed.

"Naturally... my one and only goddess, Lord Ereshkigal."

good guy-

It seems that the only goddesses she knows are sisters Gong Lin and Ai Lei!

You are asking the wrong question!Should ask compared to other women!

A group of entertainers frantically swiping the screen to watch the excitement, the barrage is like a machine gun that doesn't stop for a moment.

"Ah I'm dead."

As the "big bustle" who was watched, Ishtar sat down on the ground all of a sudden, his whole body was weak, and his face was completely betrayed.

After a few seconds, she stood up wobbly, comforting herself mutteringly: "Ah, is it, I made a mistake, right? This is a psychological warfare... One, it must be like this? If you flatter Ereshkigal a little bit, the enemy will become weaker or something...I understand, I understand..."

No, this is just my heart.

Emiya Shirou looked at the sacrificial patterns on the stone gate, and added something in his heart in a low voice.

Like King Gilgamesh, the Mistress of the Door seems to take great pleasure in seeing a certain Venus Goddess lost.

After Ishtar's thoughts were over, he spoke again:

"very good!"

"energetic!!"

With the sound of "rumbling" rubbing stones, the stone door opened.

There was nothing behind the door, no monsters at all.

"What about the test? What about the test?" Ishtar was very unconvinced, "The test in the myth, the test that makes the brave go up the mountain of swords and down into the sea of ​​fire? Where did it all go? Could it be possible to deal with Ellie by blindly shooting the goddess's rainbow fart? Shikigal? It’s really full of malicious content... It won’t be like this forever..."

"No way, no way." Gong Rin, who was already close to madness, began to hammer on the door in despair, as if trying to make some noise to attract some Jagula spirits to vent her anger.

Unfortunately, no.

"As long as you understand the rules of the strategy, even under the underworld will be unimpeded."

While summarizing, Fujimaru Tatsuka followed up with the leading senior Emiya.

King Gilgamesh, who was at the end, looked at the somewhat familiar surroundings with a smile, and chuckled: "It seems to be completely different from what you said before Ishtar, or is it that the so-called punishment is nothing more than Is it aimed at you alone? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha..."

"What did you say--"

Ishtar was somewhat unwilling to accept the cruel and ruthless facts.

"Hmm... There are indeed no traps, and it is a simple and easy-to-understand mechanism. There is no ambush behind the door. It seems that Emiya-san seems to have come up with the correct answer, Ishtar."

"Clam??"

Ishtar blushed and walked over: "That answer is obviously contrary to the facts! This goddess will not admit it! I am the goddess of the sky, Ishtar. It is said that I am the most doted on by the gods, no, I am the incarnation of the beauty of the goddess most beloved by the gods! I am the most beautiful goddess... Aiya! What is this strange chill?"

Hearing the quarrel in the back, as the favorite among the group of four, Lixiang, she was obliged to avoid the tit-for-tat confrontation between the king and the goddess. After a few glances, he walked to her side to measure her height, and then couldn't help but "puchi", leaning forward and back with a smile: "Hahahahahahaha, Your Majesty, Brother Shirou, look quickly, Our Kami goddess sister seems to have shrunk!"

"Yeah! Really, really got smaller... Ereshkigal! It's really you who is playing tricks!"

Ishtar looked at herself standing upright, half a head shorter than the underage girl Lixiang, she stomped her feet and roared angrily at her feet.

"That's right. Understand your ignorance deeply, Ishtar." The proud and melodious girl's voice sounded, "Didn't you say that you must conform to the rules of the myth, hehe, you failed to go to the underworld back then , you will never be able to escape the curse of the underworld. Let me think about it, yes, the crown of the wilderness, the reed measuring ruler, the glass jewelry, the beaded necklace, the gold bracelet, the enchanting pectoral and the last lady's clothing, in the past I took these seven treasures away from you, and this rule is still valid today."

"Effective? What's effective?!" Ishtar looked at his little bun-like powder fist in disbelief, and waved it weakly in the air.

"Hehe, according to the theory of relativity in Hades, since you have lost the power to correspond to the treasure, you can only bear the debt yourself with your body."

The tone of the goddess of the underworld suddenly became deep and deep, and this tone was very similar to the narration of the mistress of the Tohsaka family.

"Flesh meat... blood debts????" Gong Lin never thought that her sister could say such vulgar words, and she was not the son of the noble god king Anu! ! !

"That's right! It's just as you imagined! Next, every time you pass through a door, you will become smaller. Each time you will be deprived of one-seventh of your divinity. When you pass through the second door, you will It will become a lower-level deity. When passing through the fourth gate, it will become an elf lower than the Galura Spirit. And finally it will become a powerless flying insect, a pathetic ant that can be crushed by my hand."

At the end, Ereshkigal laughed triumphantly, the iconic Queen's three-part smile: "Hahahaha...hahahahaha...hahahaha!"

Hearing Ereshkigal's voice and the tax-evading three-part smile, the figure Ishtar, who was one size smaller, stomped his feet angrily: "Your smile is so familiar, it reminds me of a balance in Northern Europe. Goddess! Damn it, you've become even more distorted, Ereshkigal! Whether it's laughter or sarcasm, you must have prepared it early!"

Ereshkigal's silver-bell-like laughter stopped abruptly, and suddenly remembered that Emiya Shirou and King Gilgamesh were also by his side, he became serious for a second and said softly, "How could such a thing happen, you didn't I found out that this is already very humane, since the moment you brought the living people in, you and the human beings over there should have fallen to the bottom of the underworld.

But since you intend to accept the seven-door test, according to the rules of the underworld, your answers must be appraised.

Guest from another world, if you want to convince me, you have to overcome these tests.As long as I can pass through the seven gates safely, I will welcome the guests as the master of the underworld. "

"Oh..." Shirou Emiya nodded repeatedly.

"Then, as the host, are the delicacies and fine wines ready for entertaining the guests?" The King of Heroes, who had already "entered the palace for the second time", noticed the brilliance in the girl's words and asked with a smile.

"Eh? This, this..." Ereshkigal panicked, "That... that... of course there will be! As long as you can come to me, I will definitely be ready. !"

"Oh? Did you do the cooking yourself? Then the king can look forward to the goddess's cooking." King Gilgamesh nodded slightly, and asked behind him with some playfulness, "Let's go, everyone, Ishtar. When you get here, you shouldn't back down, right?"

"This level, I'm already mentally prepared!"

Ishtar stood up straight, hid half of his head in Fujimaru Tachika's fiery red hair, and walked towards the second stone gate step by step.

It can be seen that she is afraid to let Lixiang classmate protect her now.

Whether it is body or dignity.

A few minutes later, a stone door identical to the previous one appeared in the sight of the four.

As soon as they approached the stone gate, the carved lines on the stone gate lit up.

"Is this thing infrared sensing..." the master from Chaldea complained dumbfounded, "The sensitivity is too high!"

"Answer...Answer..." Youyou's voice sounded from behind the door again, "The distribution of property is fluid, but there is only one person who deserves to own it. All the wealth on earth should be kept by one person, that is, it is worth entrusting Who is the Goddess of Wealth. Ereshkigal or Ishtar, who should be?"

Ishtar smiled complacently: "Very well, the second subject is also a sub-question! You don't need to think about it, Shirou Emiya!!! It's money, it's money, and there are people more worthy of entrustment than me The wealth of your life!"

Yes.

The answer is obvious, which one to choose.

Emiya Shiro was silent for a few seconds in disbelief, recalling the pitiful appearance of a certain goddess who fatally lacked the golden rule, this time he really replied from the bottom of his heart: "After careful consideration, the next decision is Ellie's." Shkigal."

"Ding dong ding dong ding dong-"

The pattern on the door flashed a few times like a neon light, and accompanied by a suspicious sound effect like a quiz show, a cheerful voice came from behind the door: "Mmmm, just keep the money on me!"

"I will definitely keep it safe~~"

Hearing the sound, Ishtar was struck by lightning again. She was born without the golden rule. It is hard to imagine that if her boyfriend’s money is not kept by her in the future, where will she get the savings to squander gems? Terrified! Hey! ! ! !

half an hour.

In the end, Gong Lin, who still accepted his fate, felt the curious eyes casted by everyone, and could only mutter and comfort himself again: "Say...that's right, I deliberately entrusted it to Ereshkigal, so that the family can become more beautiful. Let's fight poor and poor! Expose that guy's incompetence to the broad daylight, clarify the gap between me and her...I can believe that this is the content of this kind of battle, it is absolutely possible! It is not that you are not trusted, it is not Woolen cloth!"

While muttering, she walked through the slowly opening stone door.

Unsurprisingly, her body shrank again, and now her figure looked like that of a six or seven-year-old girl who just started elementary school.

——What is a real legal loli (leaning back)! ! !

A group of gentleman spectators who saw this became excited, and for the first time in their lives decided to swear to fight for Ishtar.

Among them, the conscience of an old woman unearthed in Great Britain was the most exciting.

If Ishtar is like in the myth at this time, he is noble, with golden waist-length hair.

So fatally, the court magician who has no solution to the golden retriever has already begun to prepare to crown her as king.

Emiya Shirou suppressed a smile, and walked through the second gate of the underworld step by step.

Similarly, the few of them were not hindered or punished in any way, just like the previous one.

"Malicious, definitely malicious..." Ishtar murmured, "Damn Ereshkigal..."

After walking for a while, the third gate also appeared before my eyes.

"Answer...Answer..." The door said quietly while the lines were lit up, "Kindness is a virtue, and kindness is the cornerstone. In the world of gods, kindness is also a necessary quality. Answer, Ishtar Who is the kinder goddess, Er or Ereshkigal?"

"It's really difficult for her to deliberately suppress her voice to create a mysterious atmosphere." Shirou Emiya wanted to laugh when he heard this, "The answer is naturally Ereshkigal."

"It's too much! It's too much! Am I not kind? It's a good thing I've helped you for so long!"

Ishtar grabbed Emiya Shirou's arm and shook it violently, "Hey! I said you, you can easily deal with punishment and even break in directly, right? I beg you to just call in, don't talk about Ereshki again. Good words from Galle... It's hard work for me to keep lying to myself..."

"Ding dong ding~~Correct! Ishtar, this is the retribution for your usual domineering, you deserve it!"

There was a proud voice from behind the door, and then the door opened with a click.

Ishtar walked through the stone gate dejectedly, his height shrunk to the size of a three-year-old child less than seventy centimeters.

Emiya Shiro squatted in front of her with some amusement and said: "Okay, okay, don't be angry, isn't this all to reduce the difficulty of the task. After all, there is Lixiang, she is just a child, let the last hope of mankind be mediocre What's wrong with An An arriving at her destination?"

"Children? Children!!!"

"Absolutely not!" Ishtar flatly refused, "I am also a child! I am just a little girl of a few thousand months, and besides gems, this goddess also has dreams that cannot be underestimated! "

Ishtar simply hung himself on Shirou Emiya.

Of course, for a certain goddess who is only three years old, not to mention that the original tablet is still the same as before, even those pretty legs with a one-year warranty have become nostalgic.

At this time, the righteous partner of the Emiya family was not only not shy when he had skin-to-skin contact with the young lady of the Tohsaka family, he even wanted to laugh a little. There was a faint illusion of wanting to be a father, which spontaneously arose.

This situation and situation,

——Super super senior belongs to yes! ! !

"Dream? Please tell me—" Emiya Shirou asked dotingly.

"Hmph, my dream is very simple and clear, that is, when facing other goddesses, as long as I look relatively perfect. But when facing Ereshkigal, I must compete against each other—— And I have to win!"

The goddess Ishtar, she is so ordinary and so confident.

The friends around were all stunned.

They still don't know how cute Ereshkigal, the hostess of the underworld behind the stone gate, looks, so they have reservations about the goddess of the sky's self-confidence declaration, but Emiya Shirou saw it with his own eyes last night Ai Lei sauce, one of the four girlfriends outside the shield!

Are you sure you can win? ?

Besides being funny? ?

"Okay, it looks like I'm going to give a serious answer to the next door, and I will definitely give an answer in a fair and just manner."

Emiya Shirou whispered comfortingly.

"Really? It's a deal, don't lie to me, okay?" Ishtar quickly looked into Emiya Shirou's eyes.

"Ms. Goddess looks a bit humble..." Merlin who was far away at the Fuyuki venue and Dr. Roman, the boss of Zijiabang, complained, "I really don't have any dignity at all..."

Regarding their evaluation, Tokiomi, as an old father, not only did not refute, but even lowered his head a little ashamed, yes, yes, this time it is really my fault!

Soon, within a few minutes of walking, the next door appeared in front of everyone.

As the pattern lights up, the door also asks its question: "Answer...Answer...Frugality is a virtue, waste is a vice. As a goddess, one must not only keep wealth for oneself, but also Use them wisely. Who is more economical, Ereshkigal or Ishtar?"

Good guy, the final word belongs to yes! ! !

Lore, I would like to call it lore! ! !

Shirou Emiya looked at Ishtar with some pity: "I'm sorry, Rin, speaking from the bottom of my heart, I don't even bother to think about this question. The relationship between the goddess Ishtar and the radicals of savings Don't stick it...

My answer is still Ereshkigal. "