The eldest daughter of the Luo Sen family in the same class is prone to obesity. She loves candy but can only suppress it. Then I make a bunch of delicious cakes to make her gain weight crazily, and she is so angry that she dies suddenly.
Sitting in the corner is the little girl from the decaying Chris family. She is born with a weak constitution and has no one to take care of her. So I will bring her milk and food every day, so that she will completely become a five who needs someone to take care of her. Falling into the abyss of inferiority and despair and never getting up again.
Wow, I am the most vicious woman ever.
Second book:
Title of the book: I of Hatchet was forced to open a harem.
Introduction: In the previous generation, the scumbag Wuzhi wandered among various lovers, and the angry girl who was discovered was forced to the roof and was brutally tortured with a hatchet.
"You clearly said that a quiet literary girl is your favorite...why is that so!" ——Kasumigaoka Shiwa.
"The president is really not cute!" - Kaguya Shinomiya
"Obviously I promised to marry me, Sensei, and the wedding was held at the Church of Water!" - Mafuyu Kirisu
"It was you who helped me become a national idol again, and it was you who helped me return to the world...but why, it was you who betrayed me!" - Mai Sakurajima
After his death, he was accidentally reborn and returned to his freshman year of high school. He decided to change his past and concentrate on studying and earning money, and he was determined not to fall in love.
But at this moment, a mysterious message appeared in his line list.
[I'm sorry, Mr. Takema, regarding your death in the previous life, it was actually caused by a disordered timeline.
As compensation, we allow you to be reborn, and we intend to help you, Mr. Bamboo Slips in this life—open the harem openly! 】
"Open the harem in a fair and honest way? You think my death is not fast enough in this life, right?"
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This is the end.
All submitted their answers.
Among them, Webber and Kotomine Kirei chose 2B, Emiya Kiritsugu chose 3C, Fujimaru Tateka chose 4D, and Kenneth, Tosaka Tokiomi, and Romani gave up this round of selection due to their own indescribable reasons. .
So above the sky, quietly rotated, and began to verify the correct answer of this famous scene.
As far as the eye can see, there is a big title - "King of the Wild"
Spring is here, everything is recovering, and it is the season for animals to mate.
All the audience stared dumbfounded at the opening lightning strike. Some magicians who had just deserted even thought that they had switched to the wrong channel from the carnival to the animal world?
Could it be the hometown of the African chiefs, the East African Rift Valley where Mount Kilimanjaro is located?
But fortunately, Tianmu's next narration reassured everyone temporarily, it was the familiar smell that was right.
"—The king of the wild, Saber Lion."
"SaberLion wakes up very early, and even sends out the legendary domineering lion's roar."
"Wow~~!" (saber wake up limited edition)
As the gentle and elegant voice began to introduce, a cute little lion appeared in everyone's sight. To be precise, it was a cute and cute knight king, dozing off on the ground.
"There's blood on my face!!!"
"Great Britain died repeatedly."
"Saber is so cute, so cute!"
"Medical soldier (nosebleed can't stop)!"
"Catch a real wild saber!!!"
"..."
As everyone showed their heartfelt love for the cute little lion in Tianmu, even the Knight King himself was stunned for a moment and tilted his head.
——I, am I so cute? ? ?
"Yes, you are too cute, let me have a bite."
"mua~~~"
I never imagined that in this world, besides married sabers, suit sabers, and maid sabers, there are also sabers in the form of lion cubs. Mama C is ecstatic! ! !
As a good girlfriend, Irisviel couldn't control her lily heart that was about to move, and hugged Altria who was a little stunned beside her.
Damn it, Fu Ruikong is actually me.jpg.
"However, this voice seems familiar."
The King of Knights wiped the saliva off his face calmly, and looked at Emiya and his son thoughtfully. As expected, the next sentence above the sky verified the authenticity of her guess. .
"Hi everyone, I'm Shirou Emiya, the main (keeper) staff. Today we invited Ms. Saber, the knight king, to be the commentator."
As the commentary named Emiya Shiro sounded, everyone looked at the sky, eating potato chips, scratching their ears, and even posing in various cute poses with their tails while watching comics.
This is no knight king, this is clearly possessed by the oldest house king.
——In this situation, Ah Wei died repeatedly.
"Miss Saber, please give me more advice."
"Shirou, please teach me more."
However, what was even more unexpected was that it was not Saberlion on the screen that uttered the next second, but the calm and charming voice of the real knight king Artoria.
Soga!It turns out that this program is a pair of red and blue CPs Emiya Shiro and Arturia who come to observe the saberlion of the animal world.
With this in mind, all the audience who saw here focused their attention on the King of Knights and Red A at the Fuyuki venue.
——Why do you have a wonderful sense of CP everywhere? ?
Yes, right now.
Even Du Mao Wang himself looked at the old lady Hong A suspiciously. Could it be that their relationship after ten years is very good, much closer than imagined.
Red A silently covered her face, she couldn't say more at this time, she must not say a word more.
Otherwise, the man named "Emiya Shiro" will be nailed by everyone to the pillar of shame called "Arsonist of Heart".
——Yeah, where is the distance is very close.
——I didn’t expect it, Saber, it’s actually a negative distance!
"Lovely but majestic, as expected of Miss Saberlion."
"Because it's what the king said."
"What are you eating? You must be hungry."
"Since ancient times, kings have always been hungry. That's why it is said that knights never die on an empty stomach."
Although I couldn't see the specific situation at the commentary booth, in the narration commentary that Shirou and Daimo sang together, which can be called husband and wife, everyone looked at the two newcomers who were fidgeting at Wei Gong's dining table with slightly subtle eyes.
It can be seen that Shiro Wei Gong, the righteous partner ten years later, will inherit his father's blood from his son, and he will even be better than blue from blue.
It is suspected that she directly promoted herself to become the demon concubine of Great Britain.
This is much more prestigious than the son-in-law of the Einzbern family.
"No wonder Shirou is a master at cooking, and Quilt King likes cooking so much."
"It turns out that all of this is predestined!"
"But, I remember that Saber and Aili have a very good relationship, what is this, my mother's girlfriend???"
"Mom's friend 3.AVI"
"???"
"???"
"you have a problem."
"It is recommended to have a private chat so that I can criticize it properly."
"I--!!"
Everyone began to imagine the relationship between Saber and Shirou, and some even tried to drive a trembling baby car amidst this pure love.
Of course, these people in the main venue of the carnival will not be affected, after all, they cannot see the dense barrage at this time.
As Caster, Cu Chulainn stroked his chin, seeing that his lifelong enemy, Red A, seemed to be caught in a rare tangle, so he stood up and said righteously:
"As a servant, a great existence remembered by the historical trend of pan-human history and the Hall of Valor, gentlemen, such gossip is not the way of a gentleman. Don't be happy with things, don't be sad with yourself. Just now I told Rin-chan If you pass it, don’t you forget it when you turn around?”
"And what happened in another world, what does it have to do with you now?"
As a druid great sage, Wang Jiang not only muttered loudly, but even used his staff to throw a wonderful and exciting gun flower.
And you said you were Caster? ! !This is obviously a spinning spearman in druid skin! !
"That's right, you're right Lancer, we're the ones doing the trick."
The King of Knights nodded quietly, tilted his head with a smile, his golden pupils were very beautiful: "Thank you, Lancer."
"No, I'm Caster."
"Great job, Lancer!" Good brother Red A gave him a big compliment.
"No, how many times have I said it, I'm Caster!!"
The blue spearman played with the druid's staff in a decent manner, and his smooth appearance was comparable to that of a first-class street juggler.
It seems that although everyone calls him a spearman, he is a little uncomfortable, but being able to convince the King of Knights and his partners of justice in a preaching way still makes this lucky comrade E feel a little bit darker.
Then—
The narrator of the dumb-haired king he had just guided was above the sky, and he said without emotion: "Since ancient times, the king has always been hungry, try feeding it Lancer."
"???"
"Whoa-!"
Uncle B, who is the scene manager, directly threw the fancy-dressed big blue dog into it.
"It hurts..."
The blue spearman who was spinning and assaulting just found himself out of the control of the berserker. Before he came back to his senses, he saw a poor-chested and extremely hungry wild animal behind him with its teeth and claws facing him, "Autumn beans, autumn beans sack ,no! No! Please!!!"
The big dog was thrown out of the frame by the lion. At this moment, only Wang Jiang's screams were left outside the camera, which was heart-piercing and endless.
"This is wildness." The narrator Shirou thought.
"This is the so-called roasted meat set food (the strong eat the weak)." The saber next to her even had the leisure to play with typos.
"???"
Cu Chulainn, who was at the main venue of the Fuyuki Carnival, stared dumbfounded at the "gloating" couples, his handsome profile was full of doubts.
I give you careful guidance in life, and you treat me like this? ? ?
Listen, they still have the leisure to joke, I was eaten, I was directly eaten by the Lion King! ! !
"Ku-Qiu-Lin!!!"
In the presence, only Olga Marie, the director of the small director who is the most conscientious and loves dogs the most, exclaimed.
Hope の花 BGM also echoed in the carnival venue.
"Caster, don't be happy with things and don't be sad with yourself, hello, hello."
Lao Ma Zihong A solemnly persuaded with Wang Jiang's famous aphorism just now.
"That's right, Cu Chulainn, what happened in another world has anything to do with us? Besides, you are Caster, and it is Lancer who was eaten in the sky."
Saber's lips and teeth parted with the same calm expression.
It can be seen that she has really listened to what Wang Jiang said just now, and she can even infer other cases from one instance.
No, I just said nonsense, and...
You guys are finally calling out my class right at this time, so, it was intentional just now, right?
Wang Jiang looked at the screen wanting to cry without tears. Yes, within a few seconds, Saberlion, the lion king who had eaten enough, patted his bulging belly and returned to the screen, then lay down, hiccupped and continued to fall asleep.
——I was eaten! ! !
So, the big belly of the Lion King is the flesh and blood of my Cu Chulainn, right?
—Yes, in the physical sense.
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