I slept until it was three poles in the sun, which was about eleven o'clock.
Ilya rubbed her sleepy eyes, looked at Uncle B who was sitting quietly on the floor in a suit and leather shoes, froze for a moment, and then her eyes lit up.
Ah, why does it feel like you have changed your look again?
If I don't see you in a day, it's like three autumns? ? ?
Illya blinked her eyes, reconfirming that she must not be drowsy.
In the sight of Xiao Guliang??????is a tall and thin man, his originally disheveled hair was neatly erected and shiny, and his bronzed skin left a deep impression on people, and the clothes on Berserker, The animal robe leather skirt from BC has also become a sea blue suit.
There is no age at all, from 25 to 45, no matter which number in the middle feels acceptable.
However, only the kind smile on his lips remained, which all the audience couldn't forget in a short time.
"I understand what it means to look thin when you wear clothes, and to look fat when you take off your clothes. I finally understand!"
"The almighty butler Sebastian is too strong, isn't this a change of clothes? It's almost like Uncle B's ascension."
"Money ability, no surprises, Chiguoguo's money ability!!!"
"The hair gel that can fix the hair of demigods should be very expensive, or is it a mysterious product in the field of magic?"
"Uncle B is now a little taller and stronger, but he has fully integrated into modern society. This is the legendary thug in a suit."
"However, it seems unreliable to pick up a thug in a suit and go home at night!"
"Ah this..."
"It seems to make sense."
Fuyuki venue.
A group of contestants who were also surprised by Uncle B's new look also expressed their unique opinions after seeing this.
"Hey, hey...Kiritsugu, if you were at home, how would you feel if Illya brought this demigod home?" Natalia, the most senior mistress of the Emiya family next to her, She seemed to be very interested in this half-human, half-god loli guardian, so she poked the adopted son next to her and asked thoughtfully.
"I will directly initiate a bomb warning."
The six-year-old Kiritsugu had determination written all over his immature face.
Although he also likes Berserker's loyalty, he also dreams of having such a combat power to help him win the Holy Grail War and save the world.
But if you think about it, any father will have a strong sense of crisis when he sees his fourth-grade daughter bringing a handsome man back home!
And this sense of crisis usually reaches its peak when the daughter reaches puberty.
"What about you, brother Emiya." Natalia felt the old father's determination, smiled and looked at the second generation head of the Emiya family on the other side.
Red A silently put down the kitchen knife and cutting board in his hand, with a solemn expression, and replied without fluctuation: "I will call the police."
Oh oh oh, this person's answer is even more important.
Audience friends who heard this all smiled.
However, what they don't know is that what Zihong A, the crown-ranked mother, is actually telling the truth.
??????Very cruel fact! ! !
After all, in his memory, when Illya and Berserker were standing at their Emiya's house, he really thought about calling the police.
And it wasn't Berserker that the police took away, but Illya.
As we all know, in the world line where Red A is located, Elias Fel is a legal loli! !
But Emiya Shiro is 17 years old, a real cutie.
Whoever commits a crime against a minor can tell at a glance.
"What about Ai Li?" The eldest mistress did not give up, and asked another nine-year-old lady who had the right to speak.
"If, I mean, if this Mr. Hercules can follow the family rules of our Emiya family, my evaluation will be???Sbarasi."
Irisviel gently brushed a few locks of hair hanging on her chest to behind her ears, she smiled and handed the freshly brewed black tea to the six-year-old elder, "After all, I believe that Mr. Hercules He is an admirable partner of justice like Kiritsugu."
"Oh, why did Ari suddenly say this." Kiritsugu Papa was a little 'shy', took the sleeping black tea and drank it down, as if being taken by Irisviel.
??????Hey, ma'am, there seems to be something wrong with your description.
??????Berserker, he is like no one like Emiya Kiritsugu, this one is even more heavyweight.
??????a crumb who attacked a nine-year-old artificial human.
Looking at Ilya on the screen, she finally mustered up her courage, pulled Uncle B in a two-meter-high suit, and carefully walked to her home across the street.
The doorbell rang, and at this time, everyone was here attentively.
Let???s not talk about whether the family members of the Emiya family can accept it. You also have to consider Berserker???s feelings. As the son of the Greek god king, he may not necessarily get along with you ordinary people on an equal footing. This is still a mutual choice. process.
In everyone's perspective.
The one who came out to open the door was Lijie Lite, the cutest of the maid sisters, the younger sister of the fighter mecha with the cup in her arms.
however.
To everyone's surprise...
Uncle B saw the familiar maid and greeted him in a rare way, and the other party did not doubt him, and even responded generously.
The scene was very harmonious for a time, and it even made people think that they had changed channels.
No, even if you can't see that he is a Greek god, a strong man taller than your door, don't you suspect it?
After thinking about it, a certain maid demolished Illya's room while chatting and laughing, and everyone seemed to have guessed the truth of the matter.
Could it be the sympathy between berserkers?
Of course, Sera, as the head of the family, still gave the answer everyone wanted.
As the temporary master of the Emiya family when Wangzai and his wife are away, Sera, the head maid, speaks heavenly.
"Miss Ilya, you don't mind picking up cats and dogs on weekdays. They are so cute. Now that you pick up such a big thug and go home, do you think I will believe it?"
"But Uncle B said it so cutely."
"???"
In the lovely and pitiful autumn eyes of the eldest lady, Sera drove the son of Zeus out of the house without the slightest hesitation, and even Lijie Lite, who wanted to ask for love, also kicked out of the house.
So ever.
A wonderful scene appeared.
At the gate of Wei Gong's house, there was a big-breasted maid with silver hair and red eyes, and a thug in a suit more than two meters tall.
Just leaning against the gate of Weigong's house with their backs facing each other, their pitiful appearance attracted many eyes of ordinary office workers passing by.
And across the door, Miss Luvia, who saw this place, bit her handkerchief so enviously that she broke the defense on the spot.
Whether it's the lovely and capable Lijie Lite, or the mighty Hercules.
The two of them couldn't ask for a lot of money, but the head maid of Wei Gong's family directly kicked them out together. Look at how annoying this is.
"Miss, do you need to adopt the second plan?"
The old man Sebastian in a suit and leather shoes, with elegant movements, used to be a righteous mercenary like Kiritsugu Papa, but now he is old and retired to serve his own eldest lady, so you will never know how much he hides in his suit Take the Desert Eagle and Thomson.
"The second plan, krypton gold can't be made, forced marriage?"
"No, no, Sebastian is a gentleman who loves money and gets it in a proper way, and you may not know the gold content of that gentleman. When he is completely enraged, the entire Fuyuki City may not be as good as him."
The beautiful eyes of the blond drill bit Luvia flowed, and the lazy and soft voice was creepy at this moment.
"is it?"
A perfect gentleman who was kicked out of the house by a maid without even arguing, would everyone feel genuine fear when he was furious?
Sebastian nodded silently. Although the lady's description was like a fairy tale, as a loyal butler representative, he still chose to believe it for no reason.
So, he suggested: "Then, do you want to send some condolences, such as sleeping black tea and special biscuits made by the Edfelt family?"
"Huh?! This proposal is good. I think Berserker has to stay outside for at least two days. Remember to send more clothes and bedding while delivering food. By the way, remember to take the salary I promised Lijie Lite go up."
Luvia looked at the two berserkers not far away and even started whispering, and said with a smile.
"Understood." Sebastian retreated into the shadows again.
And what they don't know is...
It didn't take two days at all, within 10 minutes, Sera's slightly embarrassed expression appeared in everyone's sight.
"Emmm, that, Mr. Berserker, I'm sorry, I was Meng Lang just now."
"I didn't expect you to be a friend of Mrs. Eri and Kiritsugu-sama overseas. I've already talked with them on the phone. Please forgive me. Let's have some tea first."
Sera apologized to Uncle B with an embarrassed expression, and Lijie Lite, who was next to her, smiled like a flower in an instant, and raised her hands high: "Yeah!!!"
"Lijie Lite, you haven't settled the matter of demolishing the house yet, so you are not allowed to go in."
"Stand up obediently."
"This way, please."
"???"
In the eyes of the big-breasted maid, who was more sad than heart-dead, even Ilya happily took Uncle B home, and in an instant, only herself was left alone in the crowded doorway, messing around in the wind.
"???"
176 Scene Inventory - Uncle B's first errands!!
Fuyuki venue.
Seeing himself in another world, it seems that he made a phone call, which made Sera, the temporary head of the Emiya family, change his mind instantly.
Irisviel narrowed her eyes lazily, and lightly hooked her pale fingertips a few times.
Well done Duck!As expected of me in another world.
Even the idea is the same.
"However, it always feels like they know something secret that we don't know."
Nine-year-old Eri thought about it thoughtfully, she tilted her head and looked at Kiritsugu under her body, and the two Wangzai couples of the Emiya family nodded in unison when they thought about this.
That's right, Kiritsugu and Eri in that world also fought in the Fourth Holy Grail War, and based on Illya's age, it is very likely that she is ten years older than herself.
??????What is a real grown-up wife (looks back)! ! !
Well, it makes sense to know something about the Holy Grail War that they don't know.
above the sky.
Seeing that Uncle B was respectfully invited into the living room by Sera, the head maid, he sat with Emiya Shirou who had just returned home from school, and nodded in a friendly way.
Do not know why.
I always feel that the high school student who opened a harem in Lily Fan is a little bit on pins and needles.
The air was instantly filled with cheerful atmosphere.
Is it???
Is this the same-sex repulsion between loli control?
Just when everyone started admiring the unique meal of Emiya's family today.
Above the sky, a new round of inventory was quietly started.
[Scene inventory of the name of Fantasy Carnival - Berserker's first errands]
[Fuyuki City Express: One day, a man in black threw down a citizen standing on a telephone pole due to his emotions and stomped on him. It was dragged for several kilometers and injured two citizens in a row, one of them was a janitor and the other was a young woman riding a bicycle. She injured a couple eating while passing by a restaurant, and continued to flee. After arriving at the department store, she trampled on a woman, causing her bones to break, and beat a man, causing the man to pop out of the window, whereabouts are unknown, and the blue-haired man who was being dragged was thrown off the building and died unfortunately. The police are currently investigating Further investigation???
"???"
"What do gods and demons mean??"
"Why do you feel that you have suddenly switched to the rhythm of the criminal investigation crew??"
"Kiritsugu Kiritsugu, you are a little older than me, and your posture is profound, can you understand what this means?"
"Ai Li, you are thinking too much. Generally speaking, I am the wanted party, so I never know how to study this kind of thing."
"Oh." Mrs. Allie nodded frantically.
The carnival side is still admiring Uncle B's cooking, enjoying the first broadcast of the great hero from the Age of Gods.
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