In my transformation, I was fooled by the spicy chicken system to do things

Zhou Yanyan felt that his three views had collapsed. The Taoist classics from his previous life could actually be cultivated... This shocking level was beyond compare to UC shock.

It's like lighting a gas canister—exploding in place.

So here comes the problem, I'm afraid the world of my previous life was also... Zhou Yanyan became more and more frightened the more he thought about it, and he was terrified when he thought about it carefully.

System: "Look at you being stupid there. Although I enjoy watching it, I still have to say, don't think about it, the world of your previous life has changed drastically, and there are no practitioners."

Zhou Yanyan: "..."

hehe!I really believe you.

The system did not continue to explain, and directly played dead again.

Zhou Yanyan was free, planning to study the Taoist classics stored in the memory palace in his mind.

As I said before, Zhou Yanyan is a wonderful thing.

And one of her peculiarities has always been her reading addiction.

Speaking of the formation of this habit, Zhou Yanyan in his previous life read an online article called "Horror Paradise" during his "Secondary Two" period.

When she saw the main character in it, she was shocked and became a confidant and an idol.

She thought she was the real-life version of the insane.

So in order to get close to her idol, she worked hard to play him and learn the skills he knew, but finally she failed to learn except for flying poker cards and super logical reasoning ability.

She has really learned other skills, and she is just like a low-profile version of madness.

It also includes the insane reading addiction.

It has to be said that Zhou Yanyan is also a talent, and he shaped the three views with a web article... There is no one else.

Speaking of Zhou Yanyan's reading addiction, the difference between her and her idol is that she never refuses anyone, no matter it is useful or not, she writes down the books she has read and stores them in the memory palace.

So this guy's memory is so powerful that it is inhuman.

No wonder the system complained that she is God's own daughter... What is this treatment not a real daughter?

Zhou Yanyan quickly dug out a copy of "The Method of Breathing Qi" from the memory palace. This set of methods... Forget it, without further explanation, we are not a novel about cultivating immortals.

Zhou Yanyan was recalling the contents of "The Method of Eating Qi", and then she realized...she couldn't understand it!

I know all the words, but the combination is so obscure...

By the way, how did I memorize this book in the first place?

Zhou Yanyan gradually fell into deep thought...

Chapter 28 Learn about scientific cultivation of immortals

[Where the valley eats Shi Wei.The eclipse quality of the new moon, the day celebrates a festival, and it ends on the fifth day.When the moon is big, it begins to turn, and the sun goes away for a day, and when it gets dark, it returns to quality, advancing and retreating with the moon...]

"What a mess is this! Are you sure you can cultivate immortal energy with this thing?" Zhou Yanyan was completely fascinated, and he complained suspiciously while recalling "The Method of Breathing Qi" in his mind.

After reading it for a while, Zhou Yanyan resolutely gave up. She felt that the "Eat Qi Method" was a big hole.

That's right, it's all the book's fault, and it's definitely not that she, Zhou, is not knowledgeable enough.

Relying on the "Food Qi Method" won't work, so Zhou Yanyan began to recall the Taoist classics, which some people call "the root of all Taoist methods"... "Tao Te Ching"

[Tao can be Tao, very Tao, name can be named, very famous...]

As soon as he recalled the opening chapter, Zhou Yanyan was stunned again, he didn't understand at all!

Were the ancients so awesome?How did they research the cultivation steps in such an obscure book?

The more Zhou Yanyan read it, the more she doubted life. She really couldn't see anything special about "Tao Te Ching".

I'm afraid I've memorized a fake "Tao Te Ching"!

Zhou Yanyan looked up to the sky (ceiling) and sighed.

Speaking of cultivating immortals, it seems that there is a chance to talk about it. Could it be that I lack the chance?

The more Zhou Yanyan thought about it, the more he felt that it made sense, but when the chance was said to be illusory, what should we do?

Zhou Yanyan once again fell into a strange logical circle.

I have to say that the brain circuit of a certain Yanyan is quite different from that of normal people.

Like normal people, if they can't understand ancient Chinese, they will reflect on their lack of knowledge, so they will study harder.

It's a good thing, it's directly due to metaphysics... Wait!Cultivating immortals is a matter of metaphysics, so it seems that the logic of a certain statement is not wrong...

Just as Zhou Yanyan was deep in thought, the system in her consciousness couldn't restrain her spirit of complaining.

It seemed to come out and tell Zhou Yanyan that she was thinking in the wrong direction, but when she thought about how hard she had managed to calm down this troublesome host... this reminded her that she might come up with other strange ideas ...

Forget it, let her worry about it!

The system secretly smirked and was happy to see the frowning look of its restless host.

"By the way!" Zhou Yanyan got up from the bed suddenly, with a posture of "sitting up in shock from a dying illness", and said to himself: "Since the opportunities are not enough, then work hard to make it together. The essence of cultivating immortals is to improve the level of life , and the improvement of life level must follow the law of energy conservation.

From this point of view, as long as you let your body generate energy, it doesn't seem so difficult to transform it into the so-called immortal energy. "

The more Zhou Yanyan talked, the more he felt that there was nothing wrong with his thinking, and he wanted to learn about it by cultivating immortals scientifically.

This theory sounds ridiculous, because ordinary people cannot mobilize the power contained in their bodies, let alone transform it.

But Zhou Yanyan is not an ordinary person, she has energy in her body, and it is huge.

In her opinion, the energy in her body is nothing more than the difference in energy attributes compared with the so-called immortal energy.

The energy properties are determined by the arrangement and combination structure of atoms.

As long as you can figure out the order of the atomic arrangement and combination of immortal energy, then the transformation is not difficult.

Zhou Yanyan suddenly felt enlightened.

It feels like life has reached its peak, so hi!

system:"……"

Host, I beg you to be human!How can anyone use scientific knowledge to cultivate immortals?

Besides, do you have any misunderstanding about the word hard work?

Your effort is to turn the metaphysical problem into a scientific problem and complicate it?

The system could hardly restrain the blazing spirit of complaining.

"Then the only problem left now is how to know the order of the atomic structure of immortal energy." Zhou Yanyan thought for a while... There is no answer, and there is no way.

So Zhou Yanyan asked the system directly: "System, what is the atomic structure order of immortal energy?"

Ask the system without deciding internal affairs, perfect!

system:"……"

How the hell do I know?I'm the Goddess Cultivation System, not the Xueba black technology system! Hundan!

"I don't know, I don't understand, I don't want to talk to you." Feeling insulted, the system decisively rejected Zhou Yanyan three times.

Zhou Yanyan: (.oˇ?ˇo.)

Then I thought to myself, I don't believe I can't cultivate immortality without you?

Zhou Yanyan didn't plan to deal with the system in the advanced stage of tsundere disease, so she lay back on the bed again, tucked into the quilt and meditated... thinking... and fell asleep...

When Zhou Yanyan was sleeping soundly, it was difficult for the senior officials of Dragon City and even the entire Dragon Kingdom to fall asleep.

Dragon City, in the meeting room of the Security Bureau.

Director Jia was sitting at the main seat, and on both sides of the long table were Lao Ma and Jiu Li, the only bigwigs in Dragon City.

In turn, there are various departments and team captains.

Director Jia's complexion is very bad... No, he feels bad all over now, he can't figure it out, why such a big thing happened in Dragon City just by sleeping alone?

First, the international most wanted criminal 'Joker' entered the country, and then the evil god's avatar descended... Why is my luck so bad!

Director Jia was not happy, so he didn't intend to make his subordinates happy. He slapped the table and cursed: "Is the intelligence Kodu Nima just for nothing? The entry of the 'clown' is such a big thing that my Security Bureau is a Last to know.

Where is the Chief of Intelligence?Do you want to do this, the f*cking section chief? "

Following Director Jia's cursing words, a gentleman-looking young man wearing glasses stood up and said aggrievedly: "Director, my intelligence department made a mistake, but for a master like 'clown', my intelligence department will monitor it as much as I want. I can't."

Director Jia was furious, pointed at the man's nose and sprayed: "You tell me what you said again? What do you mean? You tell me that supervision is difficult? Then why do I need you? What is the use of the country to support you? "

The intelligence chief didn't dare to speak at all, and kept his head down like an angry daughter-in-law, continuing to feel wronged.

The director is crazy, can't be provoked, can't be provoked!

Director Jia also calmed down after his anger. His tone softened a little, and he said to everyone in the meeting room: "You are all lucky that there were no heavy casualties this time! Otherwise, we would all have to go to military courts."

"By the way." Director Jia suddenly remembered the business, and said again: "Which one of you has contacted the witnesses this time? How is he?"

When everyone heard this, they all looked at each other in blank dismay, as if hesitating to speak.

"What's wrong? Talk to me," Director Jia urged.

In the end, Jiuli stood up with a wry smile: "Director, the witnesses this time are Zhou Tong and Zhou Yanyan..."

Before Jiuli finished speaking, Director Jia was so frightened that he almost sat down on the ground: "Who are you talking about? The Zhou family, Zhou Tong and the second lady of the Zhou family are witnesses?"

Jiuli nodded: "That's right, it's the two of them, but the chief can rest assured that they're fine."

It's okay if Jiuli didn't comfort him, but Director Jia almost cried when he comforted Director Jia.

He finally knew why the people above called him and scolded him. It turned out that the Zhou family almost had an accident in his territory.

Am I incompatible with this old Zhou family?

How did something happen to them recently.

Director Jia is in a complicated mood...

The imperial capital, in the residence of the Zhou family's ancestors.

Mr. Zhou sat on the sofa and read the newspaper, but judging by his frowning, he probably lost his attention on the newspaper.

"Father!" At this moment, the door of the lobby was suddenly pushed open. Before he could see anyone, Councilor Zhou heard the complaining voice: "What's the matter with you calling me here in the middle of the night?"

"It's silent, come here." Councilor Zhou put down the newspaper in his hand and looked at the visitor with a smile when he saw the visitor.

The person who came was a girl, about twenty years old, youthful and beautiful, with a delicate figure, and the most attractive thing was those long legs, it was simply... tsk tsk tsk.

The girl sat next to Mr. Zhou, threw the bag away, then picked up a cigar on the coffee table, lit it, took a puff, and slowly exhaled a smoke ring.

Then the girl raised her long legs, leaned her back on the back of the sofa, and glanced at Mr. Zhou: "Father, if you don't tell me something today, I promise not to beat you to death... Cough cough."

Councilor Zhou looked at his eldest daughter's unrestrained appearance, and he felt the veins on his head throbbing. It took him a long time to slap her heart to death, and said angrily: "Your sister has an accident, you are leaving for Longhua. Let's go to the city"

"Hold the grass!" the girl yelled, and smashed the cigar in her hand on the coffee table: "Which bastard dares to bully my sister? I'll open his brains... Wait, what happened to my dad and my sister? Could it be that she is pregnant?" ?”

The girl had an angry face just now, but now she suddenly smiled, as if she wanted to hear the gossip about "my sister was abandoned by a scumbag and then became pregnant, and finally had to ask her family for help with tears streaming down her face".

Councilor Zhou: "..."

What kind of daughters did I raise... I really want to call them dead!

Chapter 29 Big Sister Arrives

three days later.

In Longcheng, a courtyard house in the suburbs, in Zhou Yanyan's room.

"Damn it!" Zhou Yanyan threw the book in his hand on the ground angrily, and then sat down on the ground covered with waste paper: "Why can't it work? What's wrong?"

For the past three days, Zhou Yanyan has been studying how to cultivate immortals scientifically and systematically, and then...he has no idea at all.

There are no immortal cultivators in this world at all, so she has nothing to refer to, let alone immortal energy for her to study.

"Scientific research" has fallen into a bottleneck.

Zhou Yanyan grabbed her hair out of a "hornet's nest" irritably. She now feels like a gold digger who saw a pile of gold but couldn't take it away...don't mention how aggrieved.

"Ahhhh!"

Zhou Yanyan rolled around on the pile of waste paper, screaming nervously while rolling.

Slime, who was sleeping in the corner, opened his eyes for a while, then closed them again, and continued to sleep.