I, who was smashed into a girl by a meteorite, turned into a Yuelao?

Step 69 and [-] to achieve Yue Lao: Forget it, this bird is gone!

Chang Fei (♂·Jiuding?) didn't think about it, because her performance was tabooed by the other party as crazy, so the negotiation would be particularly smooth.

After taking back her peach stick, Chang Fei felt much better after losing the black duckling, and almost didn't hum a tune directly.

Now, except that he has not yet found the whereabouts of taking these people trapped here and other monsters of the monster clan, what he has done is satisfactory enough.

Chang Fei was also interested in asking Jiang Di for a set of clothes to wear, and started to talk about the monster clan with him as usual: "Hey, let me say, uncle, why are you targeting the half monster and the monster clan? I did some exciting activities, so I decided to find some high-risk things for myself to do?"

"Do you think I'm as crazy as you?" Jiang Di twitched the corners of his mouth, and muttered something in a low voice, Chang Fei's ears immediately stood up, tilted his head, and put his hands next to his ears, like a loudspeaker , Yin Yang asked strangely: "What? What did you tell me just now?"

Jiang Di took a deep breath, he couldn't argue with a psychopath, he couldn't compete with a psychopath, he couldn't discuss right and wrong with a psychopath... I'll deal with him from now on!

After stabilizing the unbalanced emotions in his heart, he replied, "Look at them upset."

Chang Fei blinked her eyes and picked out her ears: "What did you just say? I don't seem to hear clearly, can you..."

"I think those guys who claim to be monsters are upset. They are obviously just a group of beasts, but they call themselves monsters. How can real monsters be like them?

That strange existence that ruined the reputation of our monster race should disappear. "

Jiang Di's face was full of fear, "So, do you understand?"

Chang Fei no longer put on the strange appearance before, her tone returned to normal, and asked coldly: "So not only half-monsters, but all the monster races have been killed by you?"

"That's right! These so-called demon clans all live in clusters, so it's easy to kill them." Jiang Di smiled mockingly, with a provocative tone in his frivolous tone.

He noticed that Changfei's tone seemed to have some emotion now, an emotion that was more inclined to sadness and anger, which made him happier.

It is also a good thing to be able to take advantage of words.

"Then where did you get their bodies?" Chang Fei's tone didn't change much in emotion, but the joke was completely gone.

Jiang Di narrowed his eyes, with such a tone, it seemed that he believed what he said?

"Dedicated to this place!" Jiang Di opened his arms without hesitation, "Otherwise, why do you think this place is so evil?"

"Because this is Jiuding." Unexpectedly, he originally thought that he could deceive Chang Fei, but Chang Fei said a word back.

Because it was so sudden, Jiang Di's heart stopped beating following Chang Fei's words, and he subconsciously cried out: "How do you know..."

Before he finished speaking, Jiang Di hurriedly shut up, but in his heart he regretted that he answered too simply, and didn't test Chang Fei just now, which made him lose in vain.

Now that he has exposed himself, he is directly at a disadvantage, making him wonder if Chang Fei was deliberately tricking him just now, or if he already has definite evidence.

Now that he was exposed, pretending to be stupid would only make him look stupid, Jiang Di sullenly stared at Chang Fei's young face and asked, "How do you know?"

"You can tell me first, where did you take the Yaozu. Then I will tell me why I know this is Jiuding."

Jiang Di's heart beat uncontrollably again because of Chang Fei's words.

What did the other party mean by that?Does he know that Yaozu is not dead?Also know that Yaozu is indeed not in Jiuding?How did he know?Why do you know?

Jiang Di was sure that he didn't talk too much just now, and he didn't reveal anything. Even if Chang Fei had doubts, it was only at the level of suspicion, and there was no reason to answer him with such a positive attitude.

"How? Do you want to make a deal with me? It's actually quite fair and cost-effective to make a deal with the truth. Just walk by and don't miss it. If you miss it now, you will never know what you really want in the rest of your life, okay?"

While Jiang Di was thinking, Chang Fei sat cross-legged opposite him, put his hands on his ankles, leaned forward, and took the opportunity to advertise to brainwash Jiang Di.

"Heh... but just knowing the truth, what good will this bring me?" Then it was a pity that Jiang Di was not caught in the trick, sneered, and restrained his mind.

Chang Fei shook his head regretfully. One of the things he cared about was finding the whereabouts of the Yaozu. It seemed that it was not as simple as he imagined. Perhaps he should find Lu Li for this kind of behavior of borrowing words from others.

Lu Li seemed to be much stronger than him in terms of speaking convenience.

"Forget it, then you can think hard over there until you die!" Chang Fei curled her lips, and quickly gave up plan one, and her eyes fell on the second target in an instant.

"But...my little guy, should you give it back to me?"

At this moment, the little bird was sitting obediently on the opponent's shoulder. Even though Chang Fei was angry with this stinky duckling, he still couldn't bear to just give it to his enemy for nothing and help the opponent grow.

When Jiang Di saw the direction where Changfei's eyes were focused, doubts flashed in his heart again.He has been wondering since just now, what kind of mentality Chang Fei is in, throwing this guy who can obviously release flames stronger than the real fire of Samadhi to him.

The flat-haired beast seemed to listen to him very much, and even dared to attack his real master in order to protect him.

Even if its real master couldn't be burned to death by the flames, wouldn't Chang Fei be angry if he treated his master like that?

Or, is this just a neuropathy, treating such behavior as fun?

Now if you want to meet your pet, you can just go back, so why tell him specifically?So polite, isn't it right?

"If you want it, why don't you just take it back?" Jiang Di vaguely felt, as if a flash of inspiration had passed away, and he couldn't help but began to test Chang Fei.

Do you think he, Chang Fei, doesn't want to take this stinky duckling back directly?But who told this guy that he wasn't the first thing he saw?Didn't regard him as the closest relative?

Seeing Jiang Di's inquisitive eyes staring at his face, Chang Fei restrained her thoughts, and shook her body indifferently, "I really want to! But who made it always go against me?"

old... love?A flat-haired beast or a tsundere pet?And still just arrogant?Didn't see it?Doesn't it look cute now?

Jiang Yi turned his head suspiciously to look at the black duckling on his shoulder, and saw that the other party was looking at Chang Fei full of hostility and fear, looking timid but trying to be brave.

What do you have to do on weekdays to make your pet look like this?

Sure enough, a neuropathy is a neuropathy. Can't thinking be considered with common sense?But thinking about it this way, I always feel that I can take this opportunity to win over this powerful flat-haired beast.

"What if I don't pay you back?" Jiang Di considered that the relationship between the black duckling and Chang Fei was not close, so if he didn't pay it back, if Chang Fei wanted to force it, the duckling would naturally do it. Before Chang Fei traps him, he can escape with this flat-haired beast.

It's not that Chang Fei has never thought about Jiang Di's psychology. At any rate, in order to curb his deteriorating psychology, he studied psychological research for a period of time.

If you still don't know what kind of psychology a person like the other party will have on such an occasion, under such circumstances, he really lived in the belly of a dog when he studied at the beginning.

But the black duckling didn't want to go back to him. He couldn't beat the other party to be obedient, nor could he kill the other party.

If you really want to fight, with Jiang Di and Hei Xiaoya joining forces, even if he and the seven hostages can't be helped, it is more than enough to escape.

But in this way, I really suffered a big loss!

"Okay..." Chang Fei dragged on dissatisfiedly, hearing that the latter wanted to attack Chang Fei immediately, and then turned around and ran away.

However, Changfei's words following him made Jiang Di temporarily dispel the idea of ​​attacking Changfei and then running away, "Then let's make a deal! I'll make an offer, and this little thing will be yours!"

"Deal?" Jiang Di was stunned, it was easier to speak than he imagined.

"That little thing doesn't like me, so he keeps it by my side. Maybe one day I accidentally beat it to death. It's better to sell it."

Chang Fei explained lightly, and Shenwei quietly unfolded again, "So, you choose? You will attack me later, and I will go all out to destroy it first, and then you run away. Or trade with me? "

Jiang Di remained silent, Chang Fei had already said things that he didn't expect one after another, this person actually thought of his mind, this is a monster, right?

"How? Trade with me, I will let you leave safely with that little thing, or do you try to take it to break out with me? Then break out of my hand with a 40.00% chance of [-]? "

Jiang Di froze, he was thinking about 40.00% chance, how did this guy calculate the [-]% chance of [-]? ? ?

But if you don't understand, Jiang Di doesn't want to gamble. Since the other party has calculated that, let's make a deal...

"What do you want to trade with me?" Jiang Di sullenly sat down cross-legged one step away from Chang Fei.

"Well... Actually, the thing I want to trade the most is the whereabouts of the monster clan. I don't need you to lead me to the monster clan and tell me where you hide them. If it doesn't work, then give I'd like an artifact that can withstand my little one's flames.

Any kind of artifact is fine, I'm not picky~"

The strong resistance that can resist the flames of the black duckling...an artifact...this is not to be picked!

He has never seen such a choice!I thought that the artifact was a kind of peanut, and a dozen of one kind came out!

It's still the kind of artifact that can resist flames that surpass the real fire of Samadhi... Sure enough, this guy is crazy! ?

Jiang Di's heart was full of troubles and he didn't know where to spit it out first, so he could only stare at Chang Fei with a blank face and remained silent.

"What's wrong? The request is too simple?" Changfei asked with concern, "Then I'll think about it..."

"Wait!" Hearing Chang Fei's words, if he really thought of something else, it would probably be something more troublesome to find, Jiang Di immediately interrupted.

"What are you waiting for?" Chang Fei looked impatient, "I don't have much patience."

How can you make money if you are impatient in trading!

Jiang Di wanted to complain, but he still forcibly endured it, but this made him feel a fishy and sweet feeling in his throat, and he couldn't swallow it or spit it out.

"This... this cauldron... belongs to you!"

After thinking about it for a long time, the only thing Jiang Di could think of that was not afraid of the black duckling's flames was pointing at the top of his head.

But Changfei looked at it and curled his lips: "This tripod is out of control, you can't control it at all, and you still tell me? Are you playing with me?"

Jiang Di held back a breath of depression: "I can hand over the formula to control this tripod to you, and let this tripod recognize you as the master... I am not strong enough to suppress the tripod in a state of rampage, but you may not be able to.

You look much better than I should be! "Jiang Di flattered against his will.

Although he didn't think that Chang Fei could really suppress the out-of-control Ding, what if this neurotic and narcissistic?

In short... Take a gamble, bet that this young man is narcissistic!

"Well...you're so right!" Following Chang Fei's words, Jiang Di realized that he had won the bet...but why did he still feel unhappy?

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Engage Ji (Ji)...is it strange?It seems that the official sauce still wants to see some singles?

No no no, Time Sauce, Chang Fei is the strongest dick, not his mouth, but his dick.

You sauce, why do you speak in an inexplicable format?

Thank you Drunk Sang for your monthly ticket support~!

Thank you Bingyujiang for your great support~!In addition, I like anti-reader normal reasoning the most~

The [-]th step to achieve Yuelao: Bargaining!

Jiang Di bet that the insanity would not follow the path of ordinary people, and he couldn't tell where his bottom line was, so he narcissistically admitted what he said.

But he really never thought that he could bet right, especially the narcissistic appearance of Changfei (♂·Jiuding) was so infuriating that he couldn't suppress it.

Jiang Di's smile was forced out: "So you..."

"But what use is it for me to hold such a broken tripod? I don't need to use this tripod to deal with anyone. With my strong strength, outstanding character, and unique personal charm, I can solve everything. Isn't it tasteless to hold it!"

Chang Fei didn't wait for him to continue to finish his speech, and solemnly talked about the uselessness of this Jiuding to him.

Jiang Di's facial muscles were cramped.Dare you be a little more shameless?A little more narcissistic, he has never seen such a self-righteous guy!

Looking at a person who should be very normal, why does he have an aura of slut, second-hand, and nerveless all over his body when he speaks?

How did such a person grow up normally?How does the body have such strong anti-fighting...anti-killing properties?

Is there really such a saying, called stupid people have stupid blessings?Or is there only a thin line between a madman and a genius?

Ke Changfei's various behaviors... Art doesn't want to be a genius who is biased towards lunatics?Maybe... this is called great foolishness...

Jiang Di took a deep breath, "So, you don't want this Jiuding?"

"No!" Changfei replied quite simply, "Change to something more useful! It's best to be armor or something that can withstand various attacks."

Jiang Di continued to twitch his mouth, "Attacks have no effect on you at all, why are you defending?"

"Beat someone!" Chang Fei rubbed his chin, with a witty expression, and said to Jiang Di, who was full of black question marks, "Tell me, people think that what I hold in my hand is armor, but it is actually used What will they think about the weapons that attack them? Will they look surprised and completely guard against it?"

It was probably the expression of a sun-drenched dog.Jiang Di numbly guessed that at least he was already in that mood just by hearing what Chang Fei said here.

"That's why you want to be surprised, that's why you want a defensive weapon." Jiang Di's tone didn't fluctuate.

"No!" Ke Changfei immediately denied it, with a mysterious and sinister smile on his face.

Jiang Di's curiosity was aroused again, but reason was telling him, don't have any hope or expectation, don't be curious, otherwise you will definitely be hurt badly by Chang Fei's words.

Changfei naturally wouldn't give Jiang Di a good psychological preparation, and said to himself: "The most important reason... is because the armor has the best patience!

Offensive weapons have the best attack ability, but if they are used too much, they will wear out the fastest, and the blade will curl. Such weapons need to be maintained and waxed frequently, otherwise the attack power will be affected. , it also hinders the appearance, greatly compromising the handsomeness! "

Sure enough...he, Jiang Di, has a serious generation gap with children who are much younger than him!But this time at least it's not a purchasing agent for normal people and neuropathy...

It's all about the age gap...

Chang Fei's words... sound too familiar!A while ago, the little girl next to His Majesty also made a similar declaration.

What should be beautiful, beautiful, elegant, not dirty... I don't understand at all...

Maybe he misunderstood, maybe Chang Fei is not crazy, he is just like all the kids in this era, a group of dead boys with brains!

Jiang Di tried his best to adjust his complex changing psychology, took another deep breath, and began to stretch out a finger, "Boy, listen to me!"

"What?" Chang Fei's erratic eyes focused on Jiang Di's outstretched finger.

"I think Jiuding should be the most suitable weapon for you to use as a surprise." Jiang Di tried his best not to complain.

"Jiu Ding is the most suitable? Haha... You really know how to tell jokes!" Chang Fei showed an expression of uncle, you have a sick mind.