I, who was smashed into a girl by a meteorite, turned into a Yuelao?

Moreover, he didn't want to keep guessing Zen tricks all the time. If one had a high level of comprehension, he was someone like Xiao Xingrui who liked to sacrifice himself.

He, Chang Fei... is just an ordinary fairy who wanders in this mundane world.

The monk didn't raise his head either. He just smiled slightly after hearing Chang Fei's words, and murmured "Amitabha Buddha" again, which made Chang Fei feel a little uncomfortable.

"The benefactor sees everything, but he cannot see himself." The great monk didn't open his eyes, but he said another sentence that Chang Fei felt very Zen.

He couldn't help rolling his eyes, to be honest, he doesn't go to class now, and he hasn't thought about going into Buddhism or anything, so tell him this?Let's talk about it when Mr. Zhuang assigns a research topic in this area as homework!

After the great monk finished speaking, he didn't wait for Changfei's answer, and he didn't have any dissatisfaction. He just turned to the side of Changfei, clasped his hands together and saluted slightly, and turned around and left the place without haste.

"This monk can't be a real monk, right?" Peng Da looked at it and rubbed his chin.

"You think it's a fake monk?"

"Hmm... It's not impossible, isn't it? Aren't many places now hiring people with high salaries to become monks? You can also separate your private life from the life of the temple. I went to apply for the job last time."

"Are you kidding?" Chang Fei glanced at Peng Da, seeing that he had a wry smile on his face, but he didn't mean to be joking at all.

"Seriously, I also hope I'm joking, I don't even know which monks are real monks and which ones are fake monks."

"Then I can be sure that the person who spoke to me just now is a real monk. If you have any questions, you should hurry up." Chang Fei smiled strangely, but reminded him very seriously.

He has heard that there are quite a few people who will look for things that people are more concerned about to study, and then share it with everyone on the Internet.

The 890th step to achieve Yuelao: The forces of all parties are really chaotic!

Changfei (♂·normal) and others approached the port to investigate the Shenship. The people over there were still arguing, but Luo Ma moved a small Maza from the side, lit a cigarette, and sat with Changfei. Let's discuss about those people.

He thought over what Chang Fei said over and over again, and felt that what Chang Fei said was really much more interesting than what the bishops said in his ear every day.

At least he can listen to it. It is more reasonable for him to obediently listen to what they say. It is better to complain about those people with like-minded friends.

"Zero, let me ask you a question. If you catch a fairy, what do you want to do to the fairy?" Loma said, still hiding something.

"Are there any gods in this world?" The other party couldn't explain clearly, and he was happy to play dumb beside him.

Loma was entangled, he didn't know how to express it, so that he could explain what was bothering him clearly, he couldn't help but took a deep breath of the cigarette, choked it out and asked, "Oh, my brain is not good, let me use an analogy! If you are a hunter, you are responsible for catching all kinds of existences in supernatural events, similar to gods, ghosts, monsters and the like."

"Huh? This is quite similar to a bounty hunter. I did similar work in the early stage."

Chang Fei didn't see through Loma's tricks, this straightforward guy is much more interesting than too many people.Moreover, he was the one who wanted to arrest him yesterday.

"Oh? Have you done similar work?" Loma's interest picked up again when he heard that, "So you should know what to do in that situation!"

"I've never caught ghosts. What I caught back then were basically wanted criminals." Chang Fei whetted the other's appetite, and never tired of it.

Loma was a little embarrassed and scratched his head, "Don't worry about him! Anyway, if you find out that the target you're arresting is very powerful, forcibly arresting it may offend many people, what are you going to do?"

"Huh? Offended a lot of people? Offended the evil forces? Then I must directly wipe out all the evil forces."

"No! It's not an evil force! It's just...ordinary people!" Loma couldn't explain clearly. Sitting on a small bench, he danced and danced. He accidentally fell backwards, causing him to grin his teeth in pain.

"Why do you offend a group of ordinary people when you deal with a target?" You didn't speak clearly, so it's hard for me to grasp the point of your question? "Chang Fei, the person involved, pretended to be stupid to the end with a look of [I don't know anything].

"Forget it, I signed a non-disclosure agreement. If I tell you everything, then I will be punished. I am stupid. I can't figure out that kind of thing at all, and I can't ask you clearly in a tactful way. , pretend you didn’t hear it!”

Luoma was depressed and wanted to light a cigarette for himself again, but Chang Fei looked at him twice and looked away, "There are many gods created by our Eastern people, and they all represent certain beliefs that let the former people live. .

Just let them keep doing their logo if they exist at all.Regardless of the country, this is a symbolic meaning.

In this day and age, people with superpowers, Taoist priests, monks, onmyojis, priests, etc. are nothing more than their current occupations and identities.

They can help many people, but in modern life, there are always many such people hidden among the billions of people, because people's beliefs are no longer what they used to be, so they can no longer control them like they used to Guoshi.

According to your Western heroism, there are always righteous heroes to deal with evil forces.

When are you waiting, when the person you want to catch is an existence that everyone feels afraid of? When are you waiting, the person you catch will bring you the feeling that if you catch this guy, people all over the world will laugh When you catch it! "

Loma raised his eyebrows, "Zero?"

"What?"

"You Orientals are really euphemistic."

"...Uh, no, it's just that I prefer to talk around..." Chang Fei scratched his cheek. He was a little guilty. When he was thinking just now, he was afraid that what he said would reveal his secrets.

But Luo Ma sat on the ground, and the previous troubles disappeared, "But you are right, I will not arrest you! That god hasn't done anything bad yet!"

"If I'm a good god, if I catch him, I'm making an enemy of the Orientals?" Loma clenched his fists, stood up, and muttered with laughter.

Chang Fei broke into a cold sweat secretly, and secretly breathed a sigh of relief, "Then I really thank you for not arresting me..."

At this time, Laurie didn't know that one of the important thugs beside him was instigated by Chang Fei who had sneaked in.

He was still worried that the Holy See had hired such a group of idiots to deal with the Eastern God.He has said it countless times, that Eastern God is very powerful, just like the God they believe in.

But today, there is no one who listens to his words, and the only one who uses his ability to brainwash him is the tallest guy with the most stupid mind.estimate

However, there was only one person affected by him, and none of the other members were easy to be brainwashed, let alone supernatural.

When he was talking, they didn't listen to him at all, and several of them didn't even come into the tent to listen to him!

In one day, they have come up with several sets of plans to track down the gods from last night with some scientific ghost-hunting researchers sent by the Holy See.

Laurie could tell that those guys were basically a group of guys with their eyes above the top. To them, the Eastern God was the same as the one they usually dealt with.

Only by teaching them a lesson, will they understand how ignorant and naive their thoughts are!

Thinking about it, Laurie simply sat on the makeshift bed and began to close his eyes to rest his mind. He didn't care, he just watched what those people were going to do.

In front of the port, the God-Catching Team, which Laurie disliked, was talking and laughing like a group of donkey friends going out for an outing, discussing with their high-tech.

Milan sneered and looked at a certain instrument in his hand, couldn't help shaking his head, looked at the tall blond man beside him and said with a smile, "Caston, how long do you think we can catch that ancient man this time?" Oriental God?"

Caston was still carefully checking the equipment on his body. Hearing Milan's question, he replied casually: "It's the same as usual."

Another thin and tall man was eating a lunch box worth more than ten yuan on the side of the road, and interrupted: "Hey, I said, isn't it too casual for us to do this? Shouldn't we go to the city to investigate the abnormal places? "

"Isn't this matter already handed over to those two idiots and those Orientals? We just need to wait for the news here." Milan smiled narrowly, still playing with her psionic pistol in her hand, " Or do you want to go?"

The movement of the hands of the person who was eating the box froze for a moment, and he didn't dare to say anything.

"But...it's kind of boring, we can have some fun until those guys bring back this city with a definite clue of the Oriental God..."

Milan said, looking around, and finally fell on the man who was talking to that idiot Loma not far away.

"Just him!" A malicious smile appeared on Milan's face, and he hooked his fingers at the two companions beside him.

"What's the matter?" Caston asked without raising his head, as if his eyes were open. He didn't even look in Milan's direction, but he knew what he was doing.

"Let's go, let's deal with the supernatural beings in this country."

"Huh? Milan, how do you know that there are spiritual people from the East?" the person who ate the box lunch asked in a daze, and immediately got a warning from Milan.

He closed his mouth obediently again, not daring to talk nonsense, but Milan snorted and explained: "If it's not a supernatural person, how could he chat so speculatively with the idiot Loma?"

"Maybe that's because they have some other common topic?"

"Are you an idiot too? Besides catching ghosts, catching werewolves, catching witches, and catching demons, what else can that idiotic muscular man in Loma do?

This is his daily life. When you talk about idiots with him, does he talk to you about other things? "

"Ugh, we talked about football..." "You shut up!"

Caston was not in the mood to continue checking the equipment after being quarreled by the two companions in front of him. He raised his head helplessly: "Can you stop arguing?"

"I'm too lazy to argue with that idiot!" With an insulted expression on his face, Milan pushed the person who was still eating his box lunch away from him.

This time, he didn't grasp the measure at all. Although the man was not pushed down, the lunch box he bought fell to the ground.

And this scene was also seen by Loma. Before Milan went to Changfei, Changfei had already rushed over with Loma to see the situation.

"Hey, Milan, what's your temper?" Loma seemed to have gotten used to Milan's bad temper. When he got close, he didn't have to ask what happened, but asked Milan directly.

"You idiot, don't meddle in your own business! Go talk about your football with your friends!" Milan snorted angrily, and his words were satirizing his companions who were eating box lunches.

But Chang Fei and Luo Ma, who didn't know the truth, looked at each other with inexplicable surprise, "How do you know we're discussing football?"

"That's true!" Now, the dear friend who was eating the lunch box laughed, he didn't expect that he would actually guess right.

But Milan had already turned black, and stared at Loma: "Don't lie, have you talked to this Oriental man about what happened yesterday? You are really not afraid of being punished!"

Chang Fei squinted at Luo Ma, "What is she talking about?"

Luo Ma squinted at Chang Fei and shrugged, "If I knew, I wouldn't hide her from you."

"Hehe, is it interesting to play dumb?" Milan pouted, she didn't believe a word said by the two people in front of her.

Chang Fei was really just pretending to be stupid, he wanted to eavesdrop, unless the other party used a private voice transmission to enter the code, if he listened carefully, there was really nothing he couldn't hear.

But will he say it?Do not be silly!As long as there is no evidence, he will pretend to be a fool and say that the black is white!

"And you, no matter how much you know, the Eastern God belongs to us, if you dare to make a move, we will see the real chapter under our hands!"

Milan didn't know the little Jiujiu in Chang Fei's heart, and leaned close to Chang Fei with his upper body, poked his chest, and sneered provocatively.

It's just that Chang Fei didn't intend to pick up the quarrel at all, and quickly turned his head away, pinching his nose with his hands.

This made Milan frowned in confusion, this reaction...was it disdain?

God knows, Chang Fei has no resistance to the snow-white jelly dangling in front of him that exceeds the normal bust.

Although it was big, it was not as good-looking as Lu Li's shape at all!But...it's also very exciting, especially, the clothes are too revealing!

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During the Chinese New Year, I really couldn't concentrate on coding well, the efficiency was not high, I knelt down...

Thank you ChrisLeong Sauce and NTNG Sauce for your support~!Thank you Xiaohuai for the New Year gift~Happy New Year~!

Hmm...Finally, the new book "The Great Sword That Falls into the City is Not So Many" is participating in the SF Winter Campaign. If you like Yuelao's style, you can go and read it. If you have any questions, you can leave a message in the brief comment area~

After the winter campaign is over, the new book will finally decide whether to continue to update it according to the preferences of the friends. I hope you will like it~

Step 890 of Yuelao's fifth step: the arrogant God-catching team?

Changfei (♂·normal) treated Loma, and after getting the topic he wanted to know, he began to lead the topic to football and basketball.

Originally, he really had a lively chat on those sports topics, but he didn't expect that the group of companions who were with him looked different from him.

Chang Fei and the others, who were supposed to be just trying to persuade the fight, became the targets of severe warnings when they got close.

In particular, the other party looked like she was going to win, and the woman in the lead had a very S figure, and the rhythm of walking and shaking her chest three times soon attracted many people's attention to her.

Although it may not necessarily be a kind of lust, but who doesn't like beautiful things?Especially... some things are not only beautiful to describe.

Even Peng Da struggled several times to take his gaze away from Milan's big breasts, with a painful expression as if he was being tortured, and tremblingly took out his mobile phone from his pocket to take a picture.

He directly took a picture of Milan's big breasts, edited the text message and sent it to fans and friends in his group with a nosebleed.

The title only has one sentence: "The Raid of the Real Human Weapon!"

Immediately, the group lined up in groups, and all kinds of envious, jealous, responsive, and curious people all emerged.

Some of them knew what Peng Da was planning to do this time, and sent a puzzled face, asking Peng Dalai: "Didn't you go to the port to investigate the gods?"

"94! Could this be the legendary [Immortal]?" Another person in the group who understood the situation immediately started joking, followed by the copy and paste.

Peng Da was also a little excited, and immediately replied: "The gods are going to investigate, but you can't miss the good show! Do you know who this murder weapon is?"

Immediately, all kinds of speculation appeared in the group, all kinds of speculations, even the secret agent's theory came out, and Peng Da's mouth was grinning behind his ears when he saw it.

"Wrong, wrong, wrong! These guys... are foreign ghost processing teams! They are now competing with us in the East for the ownership of the Eastern God!"

"Test! Ownership of the Eastern God? Ownership is a fart! It is said to be the Eastern God, a group of Western scum, and they are planning to come to our Great China to make trouble?!"

"Group leader! Let them go! Are we so easy to bully in the East!"

"Leader, show them some strength! They are really getting more and more arrogant now. They robbed so many things from us when they invaded, and we haven't asked them to get them back! Now they are here to rob our gods again, looking for death !"

"That's right! They dare to come and rob us, believe it or not, we ran to them and destroyed their god!"

A group of resentful friends in the group were already screaming and screaming in fear of chaos, as if they wanted to rush out and choke on Milan.

But a little calmly, he sent a dismissive expression: "He's making trouble again. Now no one knows whether there are gods in this world. They just say that to the people of our country. I'm really not afraid of being beaten when there are no gods. face?"

"Do you want to be famous anyway?"

"Hey! That's really hard to say. What if they just give them money, and they make money? Such a team must have an employer who supports them.

Anyway, everyone is not sure whether the immortal exists or not. When the time comes, they will say that the immortal was accidentally killed. Can the employer go to investigate further? "

"That's not good! If we really beat our god to death, can they go back alive? If they really have employers, they are not stupid."