I, who was smashed into a girl by a meteorite, turned into a Yuelao?

How could Changfei (♂·normal) think that his little sister Le Zhengwen, who has been very naughty from the very beginning, has already started to plan to attack the closest people around her second brother because of the family disharmony?

And from the very beginning, they misunderstood the identities of Chang Fei and Lu Li.

But this can't be her fault, when she saw Chang Fei for the first time, it was also the first time she saw Lu Li, the gender of her second elder brother and second sister-in-law could be swapped at first glance, she was still Can't figure out who is brother and who is sister.

Although now she still doesn't know who is the elder brother and who is the elder sister, but if Chang Fei is the second elder brother of their family, then he must be the elder brother!

"Dad, this week... I'm going to play with my friends, can I spend a little more pocket money? I don't want my pocket money next month?" Le Zhengwen, who had made up his mind, already showed a cute face She looked at Lezheng Tingyu with a smile...

On the other side, Le Zhengtao, who finally passed the dangerous period, woke up from the nightmare. He still hasn't forgotten what happened in the hospital.

The hospital collapsed, depending on the situation, it must have something to do with Chang Fei!At the last moment, he still clearly remembered what happened to him!

The stone on the ceiling above his head fell directly, and it was still aimed at his head!How could there be such a coincidence in this world!

That guy Chang Fei must have done it on purpose, which made him encounter this kind of thing!That guy has planned to kill him from the very beginning!

It's a pity that I let that guy down. He has great fortune and fate, and it's not something that can be calculated by his little tricks.

It's just... the bad breath that was plotted by that kid... he couldn't swallow it at all, if he had to wait until the injury fully recovered, he would never be able to do it!

He can't wait now to go back to school and teach that guy a lesson!However, I'm afraid Brother Yang is already angry, right?

He must not act hastily earlier, he must first come up with an excellent plan to completely kill that guy Chang Fei, so that he has no escape!

It's just that I don't know what kind of expression that damn Changfei will show when that time comes.Really looking forward to it!

Thinking about it, Le Zhengtao had already started to turn on the computer beside his bed, and began to record on the computer little by little what he wanted to do.

Let's talk about the angry gods who waited for a rabbit because they failed to catch the little bastard Chang Fei!Who would have thought that this kid would be so cunning, like a little fox?It's fine if you didn't catch it in class in the morning, but when you ran to find him in the afternoon, he wasn't in the classroom?Where did you go?

Does he already have the ability to predict the prophet?

When all the immortals thought of this, they couldn't help being shocked. If this Chang Fei had really reached that level... then with his potential...

"Then what... how about... let's forget it?" Someone started to flinch.

All the gods couldn't help looking at each other, and for a while, no one refuted what the proposed god said, and the audience was silent for a while.

In the end, it was the god who made the opinion, hesitated for a moment, and murmured: "Well... since no one has raised any objections, then I will..."

"No! Those who are too strong are easy to break. A person with an arrogant personality like him will definitely become a self-willed guy! Don't forget, what kind of Dao heart he inherited! It is the Dao heart of Shangqing and Yuelao !

Do we still have to listen to and be directed by such a guy for thousands of years, or even tens of thousands of years in the future! "

Reminded by the sudden and hard words, the hearts of all the gods couldn't help but tremble, and they couldn't help imagining Chang Fei's face that deserved a beating in their minds!Moreover, it was still a face pointing at them triumphantly!

I'm so angry!

Just imagining it, the gods couldn't accept it anymore, and each of them turned red as if they suddenly encountered an enemy who killed their relatives.

"No! This person must not be allowed to grow up! He is not suitable to be our future sanqing at all!"

"He doesn't look like a god at all, he's crazy...If he leads us, it will only push us gods to perdition in the end, right?"

"Anyway, let him be our Sanqing, it's better to just find someone from everyone, they are much better than him, right?"

"That's right! He doesn't listen to us at all! He's obviously just a trainee new god, yet he still puts on such a godlike appearance! How ridiculous!"

"This is not the point... He exposed his fairy identity in front of humans a while ago, which put us in danger. He has no duty as a fairy, so he should be deprived of his Dao heart. Put him Completely reduced to a mortal." Someone proposed the cruelest punishment for a god.

At this time, the gods remembered what they came for.

"Then... what should we do now? This kid is as cunning as a fox, there is no way to catch him, let alone strip his Dao Heart?" All the gods were thinking distressedly.

"Don't worry, that kid will always show up, and he's just avoiding us now. As long as he shows his flaws, it will be done with great fanfare. At that time, we will join hands to suppress him!"

The gods looked at each other after hearing the words: "This way... that's fine! When the time comes, I'll have to work with you all, and we can't wait for him to grow up."

"Well, lawless people are not suitable for inheriting Shangqing or Yuelao at all! It's not as good as the one we're looking for!"

All the gods reached an agreement in their hearts, and left the classroom of Class A1 one by one in a hurry.

It just so happened that Chang Fei had bid farewell to Murphy and returned to her classroom.

"Huh? This smell... have those old things come again?" Before sitting back in her seat, Chang Fei smelled a sense of immortality, and couldn't help being stunned.

Thinking about it carefully, he was already ready to meet those gods for a while, why didn't there be a broadcast telling him to go to the teacher's office area all day long?

It doesn't matter if there is no notice, the key is, did these old men who don't do anything come here in person?If he came in person, why didn't an old fairy see him when he came back?In particular, he smelled the immortal energy twice today!

It's really strange, he, Chang Fei, is already ready to tie up all those guys and beat them up.

Although he doesn't know if he can beat the opponent... But if he can't beat him, he can still run!In the teacher's office area, in order to prevent being discovered by other mortal teachers, those old gods must have concerns.

At that time, he will make a fuss as much as he wants, and leave the mess to them to clean up. The other party must have no time to pay attention to him in order to clean up the mess!

He Changfei will not be afraid of all kinds of encirclement and calculations!He is really looking forward to a fight with a group of old men who are mature and sophisticated!

Thinking so, Chang Fei waited eagerly for the arrival of the weekend two weeks later.

Standing blankly at the gate of Lu Li's office, Chang Fei was a little confused.Why... why didn't anything happen for two whole weeks?

"With your expression now, don't tell me that you are expecting something to happen around you." Chang Fei was still in a daze, and Lu Li's voice came indifferently.

It's not difficult to hear that Lu Li's tone is carrying a kind of smile that is not a smile.Such a sound directly frightened Chang Fei to jump up from the spot.

"Fuck?! Lu Li? When did you get behind me?" Chang Fei almost belatedly stared at the girl in front of her and asked.

"I've been standing behind you for 5 minutes since just now. If you don't want to go out, please make room for me. I've already made an appointment with my friends to go out and play."

"Ha...do you still have friends? With Lu Li's temperament, you still..."

"What else?" Lu Li looked at Chang Fei with a smile and asked, who had obediently raised his hands up, "There's still so much time to waste... Now that you've made an appointment with a friend, let's go quickly What are you talking about with me here! Don't keep your friends waiting!"

While talking, Chang Fei stepped back, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead. He saw that there was already a list in Lu Li's hand at this time.

After the past two weeks, if there is something important to say, Changfei feels that it must be his own diet.

For so many years, he managed to eat normal human food, but he found that Chang Fei was not as good as he imagined.

He... He is actually a picky eater!There are certain foods that he really doesn't want to eat at all!But Lu Li... Well, this beautiful, gentle, lovely, generous, understanding and virtuous lady, when she knows what he doesn't like to eat, she especially likes to buy the food he doesn't like and cook it.

Chang Fei protested, but was rejected by Lu Li. Chang Fei, who has tasted the taste of family, is willing to continue to order takeaway from now on and come back to eat?

She could only shut up obediently and let Lu Li continue to play her pranks.

But now... the moment he saw the list in Lu Li's hand, he could clearly find that it was a list of ingredients, and there was... meat in today's food!

This alone was enough to make Chang Fei swallow involuntarily, fearing that it would fall down accidentally.

In this way, he was even more afraid to offend the girl in front of him who was almost in charge of his life and death.

"Well, dear. Then I will leave the task of grocery shopping to you. Do you know the location of the supermarket?" Seeing Changfei's cooperation, Lu Li smiled and handed over the list directly in his hand.

Changfei took the list in Lu Li's hand in a daze, "I buy it?"

"Yes! I have an appointment with a friend. Are you going to let me buy it?" Lu Li raised his eyebrows and asked back, "I'll cook for you, can you help me buy ingredients for a meal?"

"Ah...haha...how is it possible! I am so happy!" Chang Fei laughed dryly, and immediately turned around and ran away with the list.

Lu Li glanced at Chang Fei who was running away in a hurry, and didn't bother to bother with him. She even had an appointment with Le Zhengwen today, and she didn't know what she was looking for today.

Maybe something happened to Lezheng's family again. After all, Chang Fei appeared, but all the major forces kept quiet, which is quite abnormal.

No matter how you look at it, it has a sense of the calm before the storm.

Maybe Xiaowen happened to have obtained first-hand information about the family.

It's just that I don't know what it is, otherwise she wouldn't hide it from Chang Fei now, but it's rare that this kid doesn't have to go to class or get involved in anything today, so she'd better let him have a rest first.

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I cooked porridge yesterday, wait for me someday... Do you dare to challenge me?I promise not to call Lingbao on...

The 660th step to become Yue Lao: Accidents can happen even when you buy a vegetable!

It's a rare weekend, Changfei (♂·Normal) doesn't know that Lu Li will go out with Le Zhengwen behind his back today to trade the first-hand information that may be obtained about the ghost king's marriage in the recent period.

At this time, he, no, or it should be said that she (♀·Normal) was changing into a relatively neutral pair of jeans and pants, carrying a small basket, watching the crowds of people in the vegetable and fruit section of the supermarket, looked down. Glancing at the list in his hand, he couldn't help swallowing.

Lu Li was going to go out to play, but he handed over the grocery shopping task to her directly.

As a boy, her Lingbao has never bought vegetables before, and she feels so ashamed just thinking about it... Vegetables... How do I buy vegetables?I heard that it is different from buying other things?

Why is the price indicated on the list different from the actual price of the dish?

What does this particular region-bought dish mean?Discount?What discount?

Lingbao feels that his eyes have been plunged into darkness. This is the battlefield... the battlefield is more terrifying than the ghost king, the battlefield where the eyes are smeared!

Why didn't her Lingbao conduct an investigation in the first place?Wouldn't it be a good idea to look online for information on grocery shopping?Then she wouldn't have to be helpless.

Why don't you just go back and check now?Anyway, Lu Li is not at home now, so it doesn't matter if she buys food a few hours late, right?

Thinking about it, Lingbao already had the intention to retreat, who would have thought that moving back step by step would bump into someone instead.

Even if Lingbao turned into a girl and changed into a woman's attire to buy groceries, her strength is not much different from that of Chang Fei.

With this collision, there was an ouch sound behind her, and the sound of footsteps retreating several times in a row, Lingbao was also a little frightened, and hurriedly turned around, and saw standing behind her, it was actually...

"Tong Xuan?!" Lingbao was a little dumbfounded. The appearance of the other party was undoubtedly that fierce Tong Xuan. It was Tong Xuan!

"Ah? You know me?" Tong Xuan was called out, raised her head subconsciously, and saw a cute girl in front of her at a glance, pointed to her nose, looked at Lingbao in surprise and asked.

"Ah... no, probably... Maybe I've identified the wrong person?" She looked different from the two Tong Xuans in the Lingbao scene, and she couldn't help shaking her head.

She turned around and wanted to leave, but Tong Xuan hurriedly wanted to stop her, "Wait a minute, I'm Tong Xuan... ah... ouch~" But before she finished speaking, she yelled.

Just now when Lingbao bumped into her, she was in great pain, but with this movement, she couldn't help but turn pale, she covered her chest, and let out a low cry.

Lingbao originally wanted to leave, but when he heard the ouch, he couldn't help but stop, and looked back worriedly, "You...Are you okay? Your complexion doesn't look too good? Should I not…"

"No, no, it's none of your business, it's my own old problem..." Tong Xuan didn't take the opportunity to touch porcelain, but just shook her head, stretched out her hand to comfort Lingbao's head, and laughed dryly.

Tong Xuan suddenly patted Lingbao on the head, and she was immediately stunned by the stroking. The other party's subconscious reaction didn't even have time for her to react.

Seeing her appearance, Tong Xuan misunderstood: "It's okay...Little sister, I have had this problem since a long time ago, and it's not your problem."

"Ah... oh, hehe..." Lingbao was a little embarrassed, "It's as long as it's okay... Well, let me help you go to a nearby place to have a rest?"

Tong Xuan didn't refuse, and let Lingbao help her to sit down on the seats that were placed everywhere in the supermarket, "I don't know when I started to have this problem, it's really not your problem.

So you just let me rest here, if you want something to happen..."

Not waiting for Tong Xuan to continue to misunderstand, Lingbao also shook his head dumbfoundingly: "To be honest, even if it wasn't caused by me bumping into you, if someone feels uncomfortable, you can't just leave it alone, right?"

"So you're a good boy!" Tong Xuan seemed to be seriously surprised by Lingbao.

Hey, hey, where does her Lingbao look like a bad boy?

Facing Shang Lingbao's accusing gaze, Tong Xuan felt a little embarrassed, "Ah, I'm sorry, I didn't mean anything else, I was just a little surprised, no, I'm just... well, not all good-looking people in this world nice guy?"

Her Lingbao can't understand what you are talking about at this moment, elder sister!I can't speak!

"Oh..." The corner of Lingbao's mouth twitched in response, "Then sister, are you a good person or a bad person?"

"I'm a bad guy." Tong Xuan replied without thinking.

"Haha, don't be joking..." Lingbao smiled, and as soon as she said a word, a series of explosions started behind her, covering her voice.

Lingbao turned his head subconsciously, and suddenly a bean standing upright shot straight at his eyes. Such a situation was almost inevitable.

Who is Ke Lingbao?The attention of that glance was not on the beans at all, but quickly scanned around what was happening on the scene.

The next moment, he was pushed behind by a pair of hands, and his head hit the chair hard, making a "dong" sound.

"Ouch!" Lingbao screamed and covered his forehead and sat up, the beans just now had already flown in front of him.

As soon as Lingbao raised his head, he saw Tong Xuan who was holding onto the skirt of her chest fiercely with one hand, panting heavily, how could she care about other things?He reached out and grabbed Tong Xuan.

Turning around, I wanted to leave this supermarket where something strange happened.

Just now, her gaze has quickly captured that the vegetables, melons and fruits, which were not moving at all, started to have their own movements as if they had their own lives, and counterattacked people.

How lively it was before, how chaotic it is now.Even the direction of the entrance and exit is already occupied by countless vegetables and fruits that should not have the slightest awareness.

"What the hell are you doing!" The corners of Lingbao's mouth began to rise uncontrollably, cursing and swearing, and the red dust in his hand was thrown out without a sound.

The ingredients standing in front of them fell apart, Lingbao turned around and said, "Sister Tong Xuan, although I don't know what happened, but now you run first, I have to bring other people out."

Tong Xuan was pushed out of the ingredients section of the supermarket by him, and she opened her mouth to speak, but Lingbao rushed in.

really!Even if her Lingbao wanted to live the life of an ordinary high school student quietly, but she was already plagued by bad luck, and she couldn't escape it!

After Lingbao easily destroyed a lot of ingredients that attacked people, those ingredients seemed to have their own consciousness, and they were all aimed at Lingbao.