I, who was smashed into a girl by a meteorite, turned into a Yuelao?

In the dark room, the candles were flickering, and the witch's laughter could be heard intermittently.

She has lost her purpose and has gone mad.

The boy didn't leave in the direction the witch came from, but walked around into the little girl's cage and pried open the stone bricks there.

The girl who didn't have any expression changes, finally flashed some emotions in her eyes, opened her mouth, but didn't say a word.

The boy glanced back at her, and handed a mobile phone into her hand, "I know who you are, and I know the organization behind you. This time, I am the one who will accept your entrustment."

The girl blinked, and suddenly typed a few lines on the phone: "Why did you come so late? Do you know how many days have passed? After I came in, five people died. I even myself My sister was not rescued... What the hell have you been doing all this time? And just now... why didn't you just shoot that witch?"

The boy was a little dazed looking at the series of messages. He really didn't expect that his partner this time...is actually such a..."sharp" girl.

The 480th step to achieve Yuelao: Taibaijinxing is a bit white

Taibai Jinxing Li Changgeng is very depressed today, she is really quite depressed, because she has been ordered by that idiot Jade Emperor again!

"Ma Dan! Knowing that the novels, movies, and TV dramas of the gods and ghosts in the human world are all deceitful, he still learns to manipulate me like people in TV dramas! I don't know that now is a sound society ruled by law, Gods and gods are equal! You're talking so much nonsense, you just don't want to run away by yourself! Oh!"

Depressed Li Changgeng, the more he thought about it, the more unhappy he felt. He took out the latest compass to locate it, and gestured a middle finger towards the sky somewhere.

And when the middle finger gesture came out, a figure she had been familiar with recently appeared in her vision, and she couldn't help standing up, with a happy and cheerful smile on her face.

After settling the major issues in the cultivation world, Changfei (♂·college attire) changed into school clothes and hurried to the academy with Teacher Luo Feng.

At this time, the sky was already slanting to the west, Chang Fei thought of the attitude and words of the gods that Mr. Luo Feng said seriously before, and was a little eager to try, and deliberately delayed the time.

Originally, he was supposed to arrive at the academy in the morning, but he was delayed until almost evening before arriving at the academy.

Unexpectedly, he had just arrived at the long-lost academy, and he hadn't even entered the classroom to visit his classmates and friends, but was dragged into the fairy enchantment by Luo Feng first.

With just one glance, Chang Fei saw a woman in a yellow shirt sitting in front of the open-air rest pavilion on the edge of the square.

This woman looked only in her twenties, with a melon-seeded face and willow-leaf eyebrows, which was very in line with the charm of classical beauties in Jiangnan water town.

However, such a gentle and approachable woman was wearing a yellow casual dress, a pair of beige shorts, and flat sandals. One foot was like a drummer in a rock band stepping on ideas, and she quickly walked on the ground. Stepping on the idea, with one hand on his hips and the other on the table, he knocked without rhythm.

Even if she didn't speak, Chang Fei could tell that she was extremely impatient at this moment, and she should still be on the verge of getting angry.

And the next moment, before Changfei got close, he saw that the woman had already taken out a small and exquisite disc, looked at it, and suddenly...towards his side, and directly raised her middle finger? !

"Fuck?! We have already been discovered? Does she already know that I am deliberately delaying time?!" Chang Fei took a step back in surprise.

"If you have a guilty conscience, don't do that kind of outrageous thing from the start..." Luo Feng stretched out his hand to cover his forehead, feeling that things couldn't go well.

However, Changfei soon noticed that this woman didn't seem to be pointing the middle finger at him, because the moment she saw her, she showed a very gentle and warm smile, it was a completely different person from just now!

"Are you Chang Fei who has the inheritance of the Heavenly Venerable of the Supreme Qing Dynasty and the God of the Moon?" Li Changgeng asked without waiting for Chang Fei to speak, and before he arrived in front of Chang Fei.

Chang Fei was taken aback, then nodded, "I'm Chang Fei, may I ask if you are..."

"I'm Taibai Jinxing Li Changgeng, and I'm specifically in charge of dealing with your suspended animation!" Li Changgeng said impatiently, and before Chang Fei could react, he said beforehand: "I personally feel that you should not fake your death." Now, be a man first, and only after you learn how to be a man, will you know how to be a good god!

Don't be like some self-righteous gods. After being a god for a long time, I don't know how to behave! "

"Uh..." Chang Fei was dumbfounded. He didn't expect that the other party would stand on his side without hesitation before he even expressed his thoughts.

Chang Fei felt a little lost in his heart, and joked, so there was no chance to play tricks on those gods whose eyes were above the top.

"What? You don't want to? Don't! Jiuchongtian is not fun at all. There are no interesting people. Apart from practicing step by step every day, it is boring to stick to your job every day. Where is the world fun?

If you go there, you won't be happy at all. You're so young, you'll definitely get bored out of it, okay?

I guess it will be the same as the little bird I raised a while ago, dying in depression... No, you are a god, I guess there is nothing you can do in the end!It will be miserable! "

Looking at the carefree, impatient and silly elder sister in front of her, Chang Fei was stunned for a long time before finally holding back a sentence, "Elder sister, isn't Taibai Jinxing a kind-hearted grandfather?"

When Li Changgeng heard this, his previous words stopped abruptly. He directly stretched out his slender index finger with distinct phalanges, and stabbed Changfei's chest fiercely. With one hand on his waist, he half bent down, "Who said I'm a grandpa! Have you ever seen a grandpa like me who has no beard and breasts!"

"Uh...it seems...you don't have any breasts..." Chang Fei's gaze fell on Li Changgeng's chest under Li Changgeng's reminder.

Chang Fei, who has seen a lot of beautiful girls' breasts, this time, what he saw was an almost endless plain, so flat that he almost wondered if the gentle and quiet woman in front of him was a beautiful man in disguise. .

Li Changgeng paused, she noticed that Chang Fei was looking at her somewhere, then lowered her head and looked at her chest...

With a "slap", Li Changgeng's slap landed on Luo Feng's cheek.

Luo Feng covered his cheek with an innocent face, and looked at the woman in front of him, "Why did you hit me?"

"Teaching or not learning, the teacher is lazy." Li Changgeng replied calmly, and then looked at Chang Fei fiercely, "You are young, don't just stare at other people's chests, has anyone told you Is that impolite?"

"Uh...it's like no one told me." Changfei glanced at Luo Feng sympathetically, even he felt his cheek hurt a bit just now.

"Then I'll tell you right now, your behavior is wrong." Li Changgeng taught Chang Fei a serious lesson.

Chang Fei already showed a painful expression on her face, rubbed her cheeks, and sighed, "Don't tell me, although no one told me that, but I have actually eaten blood and tears." lesson."

Li Changgeng blinked, stretched out his hand to touch his chin, and raised his eyes to think about what Chang Fei said.

Soon, she understood, and then burst out laughing: "Ha! You deserve it! Who made you look at it without thinking about the object!"

Luo Feng on the side was a little speechless, although he had already heard that Taibai Jinxing was an existence that was less reliable than the Taibai Jinxing that appeared in TV movies in the human world, now that he really saw it, it would only give him a headache.

Because... Just one such character is enough to cause headaches, but now there are two of them at once!

Yes, apart from Taibai Jinxing Li Changgeng, Chang Fei is also the same god!

At this moment, Chang Fei's eyes had involuntarily lit up, and he smelled a similar smell from this Taibai Jinxing's body!

Facing Taibai Jinxing's ridicule, Chang Fei didn't feel unhappy at all, and nodded repeatedly, "Yes, I really deserved that blow!

If I had known that, I shouldn't have seen it so directly, but I'm just too straightforward, I didn't think so much at all, and my reaction was already discovered, what a pity! "

This Taibai Jinxing, after hearing what Chang Fei said, actually thought about it quite seriously, and suggested: "Actually, it's not incomprehensible that you boys like to look at some sensitive parts of the opposite sex, but you shouldn't look at it so openly." Light!

If you really can't stand it and really want to watch it, then you can turn into a girl first, and then you can stare at it openly!

After all, the other party is a girl and thinks you are also a girl, so the other party will at most regard you as a psycho, idiot, lunatic, etc., at least not as a pervert, hooligan, or sex maniac. This is your greatest victory !

For those who are more intimate, you can even reach out and touch them. Anyway, the other party doesn't know that you have a gentleman's heart inside, so naturally they won't do anything to you, let alone beat you. "

"It makes sense! Sister Chang Geng, you are amazing! How did you think of this? If it were me, I really can't bear to do that kind of thing!"

Chang Fei clenched his fists in admiration, looked at the other party excitedly and said.

"Cough, cough, cough!!!" Unexpectedly, just as Li Changgeng wanted to humbly proudly, Luo Feng forcibly interrupted him with a strong coughing sound.

Li Changgeng immediately glared at Luo Feng angrily: "What are you coughing! Haven't you ever coughed in your previous life? Don't think I don't know that we gods don't have colds, colds and other diseases except for the five declines of heaven and man!"

Luo Feng felt like crying, but he couldn't cry at this time!There are still important things waiting for them to deal with!

Luo Feng pinched the bridge of his nose, looked at Li Changgeng and said, "Taibai Jinxing, are you here just because you are crazy?"

"Of course I came here simply to be crazy... No! What did I come here to say...?" Li Changgeng's aura just now was like a rainbow, and suddenly he looked like a deflated ball, with a demented expression on his face stand up.

"Pfft...hahahaha..." Changfei laughed as she watched from the side, "Oh, I laughed so hard, so the real Taibaijinxing is so much more interesting than the ones in those TV dramas? Okay, I'll stay in the human world and continue. Be a good man.

Such a boring place in the sky is definitely not suitable for me. When I am old and want to find a place to retire, I will consider going to the place you mentioned. "

Chang Fei's words reminded Li Changgeng of what he came here for, and when he got Chang Fei's answer that he was acting obediently after being cheap, Li Changgeng, who was completely kept in the dark, suddenly showed a look of joy, "Great! Then we're done! Don't change your mind in 80 years!

When I go back to my life, I will also be transferred to the human world to be a teacher! "

As Li Changgeng said, he turned around excitedly, and directly stepped into the void.

The anxious look made Chang Fei speechless, "Is this Taibai Jinxing sister also the successor of the original one?"

"No, this one can actually be regarded as the first generation. But she has many disciples and grandchildren who bear the same name as her.

Because she is indeed a god who has no pretensions and is quite easy-going and close to humans, so her disciples and grandchildren are basically the same as her.

In fact, she has been retired for hundreds of years. The Taibai Jinxing of the later generations is dedicated to delivering news to the Jade Emperor, but she is not, she is in charge of the Venus Star.

It is also the first god who discovers the transformation of the world, and the god who discovers people who can truly change the world. "

The 480th step of achieving Yuelao: Why do you feel so much trouble when you come back?

Changfei (♂ Normal) was surprised when he bumped into Taibai Jinxing as soon as he came back, but he also liked Taibai Jinxing's character.

However, Chang Fei did not expect that he would learn from Luo Feng a Taibai Jinxing that was different from what he had imagined.

The Taibai Jinxing that Luo Feng said is in charge of the morning star, and it is really the god of the brightest star on the eve of sunrise.

Leaving aside what is so special about being in charge of this star, just the fact that the change is coming, and the god of the reformer, already makes Changfei feel taller.

Because in this way, the meaning represented is that no matter whether it is a god, a ghost, a human, or a monster, as long as there is a reformer who can change the world, this Taibai Jinxing will definitely find out...

"No matter how I think about it, it feels like a powerful existence like a prophet..." Chang Fei touched his chin, looked at the place where Taibai Jinxing should have been standing, and murmured a sigh.

"If she doesn't suffer from dementia, she is a truly respectable person." Luo Feng seemed to be thinking of something, and frowned with a headache.

Chang Fei didn't pay much attention to his words, "What, isn't this Alzheimer's disease? She is living like this, becoming more and more chic, and living more and more generously. I guess because she has lived for too long, so it is completely different from us to look at the problem. different."

"I think...you'd better not expect too much from this Taibaijinxing..." Luo Feng kindly reminded, "Don't you know that being dragged into trouble by a god you trust and admire What does it feel like..."

"Mr. Luo, from what you said, why do you seem to have been tricked by that old senior?" Chang Fei looked at Luo Feng with a smirk.

Hearing this, Luo Feng gritted his teeth a bit, "How could it be possible that you haven't been tricked? The more powerful the gods are, the more you should not accept their tasks lightly!"

"I know, even if you don't tell me, Teacher Luo, I'm not stupid enough to cause trouble for myself." Chang Fei smiled easily and changed the subject, "Since it has been decided here that I want to live as a human being, then I Go to class first?"

"A class? What class? You just came back today. You haven't written any report on your experience in the cultivation world, so you are going to come back to class? You should get out first and get your affairs in the human world and the report done. Come again!"

As Luo Feng said, he kicked Chang Fei's ass, driving Chang Fei away with a look of hatred for iron.

Chang Fei grinned and ran two steps forward, turned around and made a face: "Ms. Luo, I'm worried that I haven't adjusted my mentality, so just say it? Why are you talking so much? Are you arrogant? "

"Chang Fei, you are playing wild in the realm of comprehension, have you forgotten your duty as a student?" Luo Feng roared, and Chang Fei ran away immediately.

But Chang Fei didn't notice that at this time, several descendants of gods were watching enviously in the corner, and they were still muttering, "That's great...you can go out and play for a week or two and come back without being scolded!"

"But he missed many courses."

"Cut! What are you afraid of? He is Shangqing Lingbao Tianzun, right? Anyway, he has just followed up the course in about a day or two, and our recent courses are basically dealing with things that need to be dealt with in our responsibilities."

"Well, I'm so bored! I want to learn something else!"

"I seriously suspect that the Bodhisattva did it on purpose. He must have waited for Changfei to come back before going to class!"

"It makes sense! After all, he is the inheritor of the Shangqing Lingbao, which has disappeared for a long time. It must be treated differently from us."

"It's not fair! Why does he have so many privileges?"

"Stop rambling. How do you know if he really has the privileges that we don't have? If he comes back, Mr. Zhuang will still be the same as before? Then what will you say?"

"That's right! Anyway, you guys are jealous of Chang Fei! If you have the ability, go to the cultivation world yourself, and then get out! If you can't do it, don't talk!"

"Hey~! How can we make them not speak? There is still something to say, but it is not the words and deeds of those who are jealous of Chang Fei. It is the words and deeds of apologizing."

"Haha! That makes sense! By the way, how long do you think it will take for Changfei to officially return to our class?"

"To be honest, I'm super upset seeing those new guys now! I'm even more upset than seeing Chang Fei! I hope Chang Fei can come back soon and teach that self-righteous guy a lesson!"

"I don't think Chang Fei should be idle and do things that are meaningless to him. He's not as aggressive as you!"

"Hmph! If you don't believe in Chang Fei's strength, just say it. What excuses are you looking for? I'm really looking forward to seeing what happens when the two tigers meet."

"What's the matter? Both of them are the teacher's favorite students, and one came from above us. I bet, these two people can't fight!"

"It's impossible to fight on the surface, but it's not certain whether there will be a fight in the dark!"

"Hehe... That's really exciting. Let me see what expression and attitude Chang Fei will have when he finds out that his position in the teacher's heart is taken away by a guy who came out halfway!"

Several people were talking, and they had already seen Changfei leave the enchantment arranged by the school gods, "Stop talking, Mr. Zhuang is coming soon, go to class first."

"Hehe... Why do I feel that you can't believe Changfei's reaction at that time, so you deliberately changed the subject?"

"Even if it is, so what? The surname Yan, don't forget, at that time, who taught you that there are people beyond people, and there is a sky beyond the sky."

Several people fell silent, and then only one person snorted coldly, stopped continuing the previous topic, and walked quickly towards the place where Zhuang Hui was in class.

And Chang Fei, after leaving the school, excitedly ran towards Le Zheng's house, he guessed that Le Zheng Ting Yu and Chang Yu would be in that house at this time.

At this point in time, Le Zhengchu should have already returned home from school, maybe he could run into Le Zhengchu before he arrived at Le Zhengchu's villa.

'Haha, I don't know what kind of expression will appear on his serious and rigid face, maybe his eyes will widen? '

Chang Fei guessed in his heart, full of excitement for being with his family, the original heart of going home became even more urgent.

Unexpectedly, just as Chang Fei jumped off the roof of a villa, several people suddenly appeared on his face and blocked his way.

"Who's here?" A leading man asked coldly the moment he saw Chang Fei, pointing his pistol at Chang Fei's head.

Chang Fei was taken aback by the sudden appearance of a group of people, and raised her hands subconsciously. Instead of answering the other party, she asked curiously, "You ask me who I am... I want to ask you who are you?" who.