Chang Fei: ...that's amazing!Nima is trying to fight with me?
Le Zhengchu: (Patting shoulders) Brother, you are welcome, I still have an angel to protect me.
Chang Fei: ... I will never save you again!go to hell!
Le Zhengchu: Tsundere is really scary.
Chang Fei: You are the proud one!Your whole family is tsundere!
Le Zhengchu: Does it include you?
Chang Fei: Get out!I don't want to talk to you anymore...
Le Zhengchu: (shrugs his shoulders) My younger brother has caused trouble for readers and friends, please don't mind.
Chang Fei: Forget it... Forget it... Whatever you want...
Le Zhengchu: Then... As one of the protagonists of this book, on behalf of family and friends, I wish all readers and friends a happy Chinese New Year...
Chang Fei: What the fuck?Dude, you can't wait until tomorrow to say this, can you? !
Le Zhengchu: Today is Chinese New Year.
Chang Fei: Please don't be so rigid!
Shang Zhijun: Cough cough cough...Okay, don't fight, don't fight, Shang Zhijun invites you to eat the dumplings made by Shang Zhijun, let's go, let's make dumplings together!We haven't finished making the dumplings yet, hey, hey... so, can the blade be moved a little bit?Look...it's the end of the year, don't make trouble?
Chang Fei: Did you just say making dumplings?
Le Zhengchu: What about today's update?
Fungus of Death: I'll go!You are not readers!The Fungus of War is going on holiday for the Chinese New Year!
Chang Fei: (laughs) Are there any red envelopes for Chinese New Year?
Le Zhengchu: (seriously) What gifts are you going to prepare for readers and friends?
Death Fungus: I... so what... I don't have any money now...?
Chang Fei: (laughs) So?
Fungus of War: ...Third, third watch?Total, is it enough?
Chang Fei & Le Zhengchu: Dear readers, Happy New Year's Eve!With this, the author will present three more updates, so look forward to it~
The Fungus of War: No, I mean just three more... I didn't say it again and again...
Chang Fei: (kicks) Alright, see you tonight~
Step 270 of Yuelao: The Emotionless God and Zishou
Le Zhengchu's non-cooperation made Chang Fei feel very embarrassed. He originally wanted to cut off Le Zhengchu's hand to solve Xu Yiqing's problems first, but he didn't expect to be double-framed by his two gods in the end.
The unlucky Chang Fei reluctantly entered into Le Zhengchu's memory. Under Shenhu's conscious control this time, he instead saw Le Zhengchu's childhood experience. Being forcefully dragged into the other end by a torrent does not belong to the memory of Le Zhengchu's life.
"Why must I be exiled by my father and thrown into such a remote place to learn some kind of fairy art? What an expert! What an immortal! Could it be that I am as good at swords and swords as I am?" The loud voice was accompanied by a A dazzling light flashed, and a thirteen or fourteen-year-old boy in brocade clothes with thick eyebrows and big eyes raised a bronze sword in his hand, and suddenly a 20-meter-long, one-meter-deep ditch appeared on the ground.
"Prince, my prince! Please, can you stop messing around in this fairy mansion? What if you offend the gods here?" One of the followers who followed him was so frightened that his face was pale. White.
But the young man threw back the bronze sword in his hand indifferently, put it on his shoulder, raised his chin, and said with a defiant smile: "What are you afraid of! The worst thing is death! After 13 years, he will still be a good man!"
"Oh? But if we offend my master, we won't kill you. At most, we will make you unlucky!" But just as the young man finished speaking, a petite and sweet voice came out.
Hearing the voice, the young man glanced around and said disdainfully, "Hide your head and show your tail! It turns out that the gods just like to do things that are not visible to the public, thinking that my son will be afraid that your little tricks will fail?"
Zi Shou, who said this, had already raised the bronze sword in his hand high, and the servants around him were frightened by his arrogant and unruly appearance, and they took a few steps back.
And Zishou's behavior also angered the speaking being, "Hmph! With your own infinite strength and a little cleverness, you think you can casually destroy my master's paradise? You really underestimate us!"
While talking, a young girl in white jumped out, and Zishou was stunned for a moment, "The people in Dongtianfudi are so good-looking! I thought you all looked weird!"
The girl who jumped out seemed to be no more than ten years old, but Chang Fei who saw this was surprised to find that although the girl's facial features had not been fully opened, she was very similar to the Su Hun he saw!
This is just like what Daji looked like when she was young!It's just that she doesn't have that sharp and determined gaze, and the girl's appearance looks a bit childish, but she still attracts Chang Fei's eyes so much that she can't move her, it's this intimacy!
"We don't care about you if we look good or not! You don't look very good either! It's disgusting to see!" But facing Zi Shou's praise, the girl didn't have any joy and happiness, but put her arms around her chest before, pouted.
But regarding what the girl said, Zi Shou put away his bronze sword indifferently, and completely disagreed with the girl's words: "Oh! You guys who don't come out of the mountains really don't know what it means to be really good-looking. People like me are really good-looking! If you go to Fanchen at that time, you will know, except me! There really is no one who can compare with me!"
"Cut! Master and I are [-] times prettier than you! Just an ordinary person like you, don't be ashamed in our Immortal Mansion!" The girl was quite disapproving of Zishou's self-confidence, and she was even unwilling to look at the boy more. , Turning around and waving his hand, the ground that had been damaged by the quilt immediately returned to its original state.
And the girl was already walking towards the mountain, Zi Shou was angry, grabbed the girl's wrist, and pulled her around in a circle, "What's the matter with you, fairy! I don't know that your behavior is so annoying Angry?"
"Then your behavior also makes me very angry! This is the most important home for me and my master, how can it be destroyed by a human being like you just to show off?"
The girl was caught by him like this, and she slapped the opponent directly after turning around, and looked at Zishou quite bluntly with her head raised.
Zishou was stunned by that slap for a long time: "Very good! No one dares to slap me directly when I grow up! Just wait, I will make you obey me obediently!"
"Oh~~ What kind of skills do mortals want to use to make me obedient?" The girl stopped and turned her head slightly, with the coldness of this beast in her eyes.
"Since I grew up, all the creatures that dare to make me submit, except my master, are basically dead! Do you want to try it?"
Facing the girl's threatening words and asking back, the others retreated one after another, but Zi Shou took a step forward, and absolute confidence and provocation burst out from those tiger eyes, "Then come and try!" what!"
"Very good, you found it yourself..." The girl's hand had already reached behind her, but before she could take out anything, a young child's voice came over, "Pear?"
The girl's expression changed, she turned her head and gave Zi Shou a hard look, retracted her hand, and ran towards the direction of the sound.
"Ha! You're scared!" Zi Shou sneered at the direction the girl ran away and waved his fist, "A group of pretending gods!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Zishou was punched hard on the nose immediately, and he leaned back uncontrollably, his nose was even hotter. However, the next moment, his stomach was hit hard again With a punch, his body suddenly bent into a shrimp, and his head was directly pressed into the ground by something, and the world was completely dark immediately.
And seeing this scene, Chang Fei couldn't help shrinking his neck, why didn't he remember that there was such a cruel side in Xu Yiqing's nature?
But Le Zhengchu's past life was really unexpected!And he is even more narcissistic than Chang Fei, he is so handsome that he has no friends!
Why couldn't Le Zhengchu's life be like his first life?Maybe you can still become good friends with yourself?Wait, maybe the first life is a good friend?
Chang Fei touched his chin in thought, always feeling that this was very possible.
However, the completely darkened scenery in front of him has become bright again, but there are no subordinates around Zishou, but in a very simple room.
Zishou was obviously stunned for a long time, then suddenly realized something and got up from the ground in shock, reaching out his hand to touch his waist.
"Don't touch it, the weapon has already been taken away by my brash girl." But as his hand grabbed an empty space, the child's milky voice came from Zishou's side.
Turning his head subconsciously, he saw a cute little boy who looked only five or six years old standing in front of him holding a wooden bucket with one hand. Jian Zishou looked at him, put down the things in his hands, and smiled. Said: "I'm sorry, my disciple dirty your body, I prepared hot water for you, wash it?"
"...you... are the master of the strange girl from before???" Zishou blinked his eyes for a long time, pointed at the child in front of him for a long time, and finally choked out a sentence.
The boy looked at the other person's unbelievable expression, looked down at his own appearance, and scratched his cheek, "Is it strange that I look like this in your human world?"
"Could it be that the more the gods practice, the smaller they become? This is the legendary immortality...not old? My God-nuwa god...this is more than not old? This is simply not growing up!" Zi Shou had already I couldn't help moaning, "If I learn art from you, won't I become a little kid in the future?"
"Become a small one? Am I looking like this now?" The boy was taken aback for a moment, then looked down at his own appearance, tilting his head, which was not very understandable, "I am now like this, just because of an accident, not because of my real appearance. look, child, have you misunderstood something?"
"Wait...wait! Don't call me a child! It feels so strange to see a child who is almost ten years younger than me call him a child!"
Zishou's entire scalp exploded, and he even jumped up from the ground, "You should just call me Zishou! That's my name!"
"Oh? So... you are Di Xin, Di Yi's youngest son?" Hearing that Zi Shou had given his name, the boy thought of something without even thinking about it. I sent a letter, saying that you want to learn art from me...but I don't like to accept apprentices, so I can teach you skills, but you are not my disciple."
"No problem! I don't want others to know that my master is actually a child...it's too embarrassing!" Zishou raised his head and imagined for a while, then couldn't help but trembled, and shook his head fiercely, as if he had thought of something Terrible things that are unacceptable.
But he immediately remembered something. Seeing the boy turn around and go out, he couldn't help but stop him and asked, "By the way, you already know my name, but I still don't know what I should call you. Can you tell me?" me your name?"
"There is no so-called human name, and the real name is not something you can pronounce." The boy replied with a smile. Seeing Zishou's dull face, he thought for a while and said, "However, my brothers are all named I am a spiritual treasure, but the original owner of my current body seems to be called Kao.
So if you feel that you don’t know how to address me, just call the original owner of this body by the name and tell me to pass the exam. "
"What is the original owner of the body? You mean, your dao name is Shangqing Lingbao, just like mine is Dixin? And Kao is actually the same name as my son Shou?"
"Is it?" Kao didn't think about it, and replied casually, "You can understand it as you like, right? If you have anything to do, you can call Li'er directly. I have something to deal with, so I'll go first."
Seeing that the other party didn't seem to care about his name at all, and didn't even think about what was special about his name, he answered himself, and Zishou felt a little unable to adapt.
Seeing that Chang Fei was about to leave, he just nodded indiscriminately, "Oh, good! But where are you going? Won't you teach me how to cultivate?"
"Well, I'm going to finish my work. As for you now, it's better to exercise your legs and feet now. After all, if you can't beat Lier, you won't be able to learn anything from me." Zishou was very shocked, and just wanted to refute, but Kao went out before he could speak.
When I went out, I didn’t forget to say, “It’s cold here, but the water won’t be cold, and the clothes are already placed by your couch, wash them well, relax, and Li’er will make a move later.” I won't give you a chance to rest."
After all, at this moment, no one can be seen at all.
The 270th step to becoming Yuelao: A misunderstanding creates a couple!
Chang Fei (♂·ideology) did not expect that he would have the opportunity to see other familiar people from another person's memory.
Le Zhengchu's memory of his first life seems to be the King Zhou who had a relationship with Xu Yiqing's first life—Zi Shou!
And in the memory of Zi Shou, who makes people not feel disgusted at a glance, there will be... that test? !
Why did he find that quiz so familiar?Obviously, it appeared in his memory not long ago, the boy who seemed to have saved a girl from something - Kao!
Basically the same age, the same appearance, and even the same personality as in the memory, logically speaking, this should be the boy that appeared in Chang Fei's memory, but the name he often called, It seems that it is different from the name that the boy called in his memory?
Chang Fei was still in a daze, but the screams of the unlucky Zi Shou had stopped. What Chang Fei saw at this moment was Zi Shou, who was completely lying on the snow and raised his corpse, and stepped on his back with his feet. Li Er, a young girl.
What's Pear's name?What is the real sex?Not to mention that Chang Fei didn't understand what kind of personality she had, Zi Shou, who was with her day and night, didn't see it at all.
It's really just because Li'er can change her gender at will, and her personality is also ever-changing. She looks different every day. Sometimes she smiles very cutely, and most of the time she is quite gentle...
But when the black hand was played, people were completely caught off guard, and there was no time to react, and it was completely defeated.
Zishou suffered a lot, and was wary of the other party, but he was still thoroughly played by this girly Li'er in the applause.
Chang Fei couldn't bear to watch Zishou's daily routine of being bullied, it couldn't be described as miserable.
"Hmph, boy, didn't you say you want me to be obedient? You want me to listen to you and try it? You can't even break one of my fingers, so you have the nerve to say what you said a few days ago? Ridiculous !" Li'er knelt down very rascally, stretched out her hand and patted Zishou's head lightly, smiling very sinisterly.
Seeing this in Chang Fei's eyes, he couldn't help but touch the corner of his mouth, it was strange...why does it feel like Li'er's smile looks so much like him?What the hell!
"Damn girl... You wait for me... When the time comes, I will beat you to the point of crying and crying, and you will find your teeth all over the place! Call me senior brother obediently, and I will do whatever I say..."
"Huh? Just you? With your virtue, you still want me to call you senior brother? Are you still awake? Don't just dream in broad daylight!"
Li'er laughed at Zishou without any scruples, stepped on Zishou's body, curled her lips, "So, what I hate the most is a guy like you! You think you are great, but you look down on gods, you have some skills Just treat yourself as invincible! Childish!"
"You bastard, try calling me childish again?" Zi Shou struggled to lift Li'er up, grabbed Li'er's ankle, and yelled angrily.
Li'er obviously didn't expect that the other party could catch her by surprise with her own brute force, she was stunned for a while, her body swayed, and she fell backwards.
"Ah..." Feeling the change of gravity behind him, Zishou couldn't help but panic, and hurriedly grabbed the opponent's feet with both hands, and shouted: "Be careful not to fall!"
It's a pity that he is only a 13-year-old boy. If he grabbed the opponent so hard, not only could he not stabilize the opponent's body, but he also fell down with him.
Zi Shou sighed, it turned out that he caused trouble by himself, but falling with Li'er is not a disadvantage, it is a draw after all...
Still thinking about it, Zishou felt his body suddenly turned upside down. He should have fallen backwards, but his body was turned over and he fell face-to-face on the ground.
Fortunately, there was snow on the ground, so he wasn't directly smashed to the ground, but he was completely blinded by the smash, and he suddenly let go of his hands and raised his head: "What's going on?!"
"What's the matter, you were thrown to the ground by me!" Li'er curled her lips and said disdainfully. At this time, his voice had obviously changed into a low-pitched boy's voice, and the boy with short hair Squatting in front of Zi Shou, stretched out his hand to press the other person's head, and said with a smile: "But forget it, you junior brother, let me just admit it first?"
"Master, junior brother?!" Zi Shou stared, still lying on the snow, "I don't want to be inferior! I am a man who wants to be a senior brother!"
"If you say that, my master will be very disappointed!" Li'er scratched her neck and looked in one direction, "Okay, master, don't keep peeking over there, I'll just accept him now."
Hearing this, Zishou followed Lier's eyes and looked in one direction, "What? What are you talking to?" He didn't see anything.
But soon, from a big tree, a child jumped down from it, scratched his cheek and laughed, "In the end, Li'er found out, so there's nothing I can do..."
"Master, next time you want to take a peek, can you hide away? I don't even have the heart to teach this guy to fight well."
"Didn't you teach him a lot of fun recently? Where did you really teach him any leg skills?"
"Oh! Master, you don't understand now!" Li'er said, she had transformed into a little white fox and landed on his shoulder, "In human society, they have to learn skills, First of all, you must learn to be beaten!"
"Where did the fallacies come from? If you didn't catch me, you would have killed me right away?" Kao asked Li'er.
The other party immediately dismissed it, and quibbled in his mouth: "No way! I am very measured in my actions!"
Kao laughed, "If Xiaobai has a sense of proportion in his actions, then there are probably not many people in this world who are indiscriminate in their actions?"
"Master! How many times have I said, don't call me Xiaobai! Call me Li'er! Li'er! Also, I have learned to be a good person recently, and I won't be the same as that time, so don't continue to use the old one. It’s up to me!” Li’er was obviously dissatisfied with Kao’s statement, but the first thing she complained about was her own name.
And this test is completely without opinion. Regarding what Lier said, she immediately nodded and agreed, "Okay, since you said so, let's abandon the previous views on you and get to know you all again."
Chang Fei looked at it in astonishment, this Li'er is simply a god!Now don't say that Changfei can't tell the gender, it's almost impossible to tell the race!Or is it actually a fox?Rumor has it that foxes have no gender?
Not so?If the fox has no gender, where can there be a fox that breeds offspring?Or are those purely out of Sky Fox?
Shaking his head, Changfei was no longer willing to think about the incomprehensible gender of Tianhu. Now he even doubted that Li'er...was his own reincarnation.
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