I, who was smashed into a girl by a meteorite, turned into a Yuelao?

Of course he wasn't stupid enough to really compare the size of his fist with the opponent, but sometimes, when one should pretend to be stupid, one should not be too forceful.

After all, he has understood the most clear truth since he was a child, that is, the first bird... is always the most tiring existence to mop up the little bird behind him!

Ma Dan, people can't be too shrewd, if they are too shrewd, they will be exhausted by themselves.Smart, perfect, smart and handsome like him is the most typical example.

Therefore, after punching this guy who was probably so angry that he lost his mind, Chang Fei quickly regained his composure from the shock of using human life to make alchemy.

At this moment of stimulation, the hand couldn't help trembling and hit the person. If he pretended to be stupid, wouldn't he be regarded as an unrepentant and naked provocation?

Fortunately, he is as smart as he is, and he has already mastered the stunt of pretending to be stupid. The only pity is that if a person wants to pretend to be stupid, he has to look no different from the real one. Others would probably just take him for a fool and beat him to death!

This is probably the unknown forbearance and sorrow in the heart of every genius, right?He Changfei really sympathized with those geniuses like him.

Chang Fei is still sympathizing with geniuses!Danxiu had already grabbed Chang Fei's collar, and he and the captives were picked up together: "Little guy, will you pay me compensation?"

"Uncle, shouldn't you listen to whoever you say has bigger fists? My fist is obviously bigger than yours? Shouldn't you listen to me?" Chang Fei was still trying very hard to pretend to be confused.

"Smelly brat——" Danxiu's middle-aged man finally broke out, tore off a gourd from his waist, opened the plug, and directly dropped pills into his mouth.

The figure that was as thin as a bamboo pole suddenly exploded, and the muscular body and trembling veins all highlighted his alchemy strength that no one dared to ignore. stupefied.

The casserole-sized fist swung down unceremoniously, and as Chang Fei broke free from the opponent's restraint in time, he dribbled the ball... leading the person back three positions, so that he was not directly hit by the opponent's fist that was definitely much bigger than himself middle.

The opponent's fist swung in the air and hit the ground. The ground was cracked in a radius of ten meters, and the ground collapsed directly.

Even thinking about it, if he hit the cheek just now, there would only be one, and the skull would be shattered!He might die from internal bleeding, hey!

Chang Fei's relaxed expression finally restrained a little, Danxiu showed a ferocious smile on his face, and raised his fist at Chang Fei: "A fist the size of a casserole...have you ever seen it? Now...who should I listen to?" gone?"

"Hehehehe..." Changfei smiled, "Your fist is the size of a casserole pot? You are cheating at all. I have taken so much medicine, and the fist is not much bigger than your fist?"

"I never said that the size of a fist cannot be catalyzed by drugs." However, that Danxiu expressed it very shamelessly.

"Keep?" Chang Fei didn't know how to answer, should this uncle be so cooperative, or should he be so brazen?Don't you know that such behavior is super naive?Do little kids fight?Why does Mao really compare according to the size of the fist? Hey!Where did the IQ and integrity of the cultivators go?

"Admit defeat, brat... As long as your hand looks like a woman, no matter how big it is, if you can't fight, it's useless if you can only embroider." As Chang Fei stopped talking, Uncle Danxiu became even more proud and unceremonious. Comparing and commenting on Chang Fei's hands, "As a cultivator, hands full of scars, rough, and struggling are the badge of honor for a cultivator! With hands like yours, you should obediently admit defeat!" "

"Uncle, you're enough...why do you really have to make a comparison of two hands..." Changfei dug the hole himself, but he himself felt a sense of powerlessness when he accidentally fell into the hole. What should I say?

After thinking about it for a long time, Chang Fei's eyes shifted obliquely, and he fell into the strange state of dead fish eyes. He really wanted to leave this strange lunatic quickly...

Chang Fei was still thinking about how to get rid of that lunatic Danxiu. The snow-white slender animal's legs with smooth and soft hairs had already stepped on the head of that Danxiu, making the person who really wanted to be serious Compared with Chang Fei, Danxiu, who was the size of a fist, was stepped on and fell directly to the ground.

"Changfei? Are you here? Then I'll leave this child to you!" Under Changfei's astonished gaze, the snow-white, noble and beautiful large fox spoke.

Chang Fei was completely shocked when he said this, he finally knew why the eyes of the white shadow that flashed by just now were very familiar: "Lu Li? Why did you become a fox... Wait, no, Why are you here..." Before he could finish his sentence, the white fox turned around and threw something directly at Chang Fei.

Changfei was directly hit by a heavy object, and Lu Li said coldly: "Stop playing with the old lunatic of Yiqi's family! Take your little girlfriend back to the human world after you finish your serious business, don't run away anymore Come to this world! I still have something to do, so I won’t accompany you!”

As the white fox said, she jumped down, and a few darts behind her flew past her body and sank into the ground.

When the white fox jumped off the strange Danxiu's head, her appearance had changed, and she had returned to her human form. It was the girl Changfei was familiar with but could not hate—Lu Li!

Lu Li's sleeves had been dyed red, and Chang Fei frowned when he saw it, "Are you injured?"

"It's none of your business." Lu Li returned flatly, tapped himself twice casually, and was about to leave.

Just passing by Chang Fei, Chang Fei grabbed his arm directly: "Wait? You were so tight around me before, why are you hiding from me like a plague god now?"

"You are a plague god, right? Besides, shouldn't you care more about the girl in your arms than me? She wants to ask you a question, and I hope you can answer her sincerely."

Lu Li's face turned pale when Chang Fei grabbed her arm, but there was no expression on her face, it was still her calm and rational face.

Changfei felt that something was wrong with what she said, but his attention still didn't change because of Lu Li's words. He moved his eyes to Lu Li's arm, then looked at Lu Li's eyes, and he couldn't help but half-closed his eyes. : "I said... Lu Li, what are you angry about? Sit down and let me heal your wound, won't you?"

"Are you thinking too much? I'm not angry at all. I just don't want to stay with you. You're only going to cause trouble, right? Besides, don't you hate me too?" Something seemed to fluctuate in Lu Li's heart. She closed her eyes and sighed, looked back at Changfei seriously and replied.

"Uh..." Chang Fei was left speechless by her words. Thinking about it carefully, every time he meets Lu Li, he is very unlucky. Either something bad happens to the members who follow kill fox, or he is involved in [Shadow Fate] 】Among them... well, he caused the trouble himself, but he shouldn't be sent to the sky when he can't fly, right? !

Although Chang Fei was a little shaken and wanted to let Lu Li go, but did he, Chang Fei, see someone's girl hurt and die?

"Although I don't like you very much...but you have helped me a lot, right? I...I don't want to owe favors, and I don't want to let you get hurt. And those people just now and this person in my hands, just now Are you chasing you? You are injured, and you have to face a group of inexplicable enemies. If you are a bloody person, you won't let you go, right?"

"I don't think you are so bloody. You seem to need protection more than me, don't you?" Lu Li couldn't help raising his eyebrows, looked up and down suspiciously, and said something very realistic.

This knife stabbed Chang Fei almost without a mouthful of blood, was... seen through?Have you been seen through?no?I heard that a detective seems to be able to see through many details...?

Chang Fei was apprehensive, but someone was already completely angry. He raised the broken table and threw it at Chang Fei, Lu Li and the others: "You idiots—don't ignore my existence—!"

And along with them came the hidden weapons of those strange hunters who were hiding in the dark and watching what happened.

Once a person becomes serious, it is very scary.

Before Chang Fei had time to confirm Lu Li's injury and the person in his arms, he was directly attacked. His expression froze immediately, and he stretched out his hands...

"Chang Fei, what are you doing?!" Lu Li was attacked by his companions suddenly, more out of embarrassment than in surprise.

Chang Fei took out a few talismans from Lu Li's waist and threw them out. As the talisman papers flew into the air, they ignited in the wind, and several golden armored soldiers came out, heading towards different targets. Stabbed out the magic weapon in their hands.

Lu Li was stunned for a moment when he saw the Golden Armored Guard: "The Golden Armored Guard of the Yan family! Why are you able to use the unique skills of the Yan family?"

Chang Fei blinked his bright eyes innocently without any impurities, tilted his head, as if he didn't understand Lu Li's words at all, and said with a smile: "What are you talking about? Isn't that your spell?"

"Your talisman is big!" Following Lu Li's curse, Chang Fei's head was slapped on the head by the girl's talisman without hesitation.

Chang Fei, Qu, didn't he just have a flash of inspiration in his mind at that time, did he remember that a certain young master surnamed Yan used a spell?Blame him?

The [-]rd step to achieve Yuelao: the lunatic's fist cannot resist

As for Lu Li, who was able to match Jinjiawei directly with the Yan family, Changfei almost doubted Lu Li's identity. Didn't he just take out two talismans from Lu Li's waist?As for the tricks he uses, should he take a closer look at once?

She even beat him up for pretending to be stupid!Is there any law?Ah... By the way, there seems to be no such thing as Wang Fa in the cultivation world here...

Chang Fei rubbed her head and looked at Lu Li pitifully.Lu Li unceremoniously turned his head away, towards the person who was entangled with Jin Jiawei.

Lu Li looked at those people carefully, his delicate brows furrowed deeper and deeper: "They deliberately hid their identities, did they think they would be recognized by me? I seldom come to the cultivation world, so I should not have provoked any enemies , Could it be..." Her eyes fell on Chang Fei's arms.

Sensing the changes in Lu Li's expression and eyes, Chang Fei couldn't help turning his attention to the person in his arms.

With just one glance, Chang Fei was stunned. Not only was she stunned, she also broke out in a cold sweat involuntarily, and jumped up from the ground, her hands even began to feel a little weak: "Xu... uh, cold... Leng Yiqing Why are you here?!"

"I brought her here." Lu Li replied lightly, this time she finally stimulated Chang Fei again.

"Damn it, you have a problem with your nerves, don't you? Bring an ordinary person to the realm of cultivation? You got kicked in the head by a donkey... Pfft..."

Before he finished speaking, Chang Fei received another spell attack on his head, and immediately changed his words: "You are out of your mind..."—the second blow.

"You are the spirit..." - the third blow.

"Where did you come from Yaxing, to bring my mortals to this place so kindly regardless of danger~?" Chang Fei gritted his teeth and asked with a half-smile.

"Because her spirit is already on the verge of collapse, I think she seems to be at a critical point, so I brought her here, but I didn't expect that we would encounter an ambush as soon as we arrived here. The other party seems to know that I am with you It looks like your little girlfriend will come."

"Yiqing is not my girlfriend, the person she likes is Le Zhengchu." Chang Fei immediately denied the relationship between herself and Xu Yiqing.

Then he asked: "Didn't that group of people be attacked suddenly because you offended someone? After all, you just seemed... so what?"

"Do you think that the cultivation world will definitely have prejudice against the Yaozu and kill them cleanly?" Lu Li looked at Chang Fei with a strange expression.

The latter raised his eyebrows and didn't answer, but basically acquiesced.

Lu Li sighed, stared at Chang Fei and said displeasedly: "Aren't you underestimating the monster race? Where do you think the fairy beasts and beasts that people talk about nowadays come from? Monsters are birds and beasts with cultivation bases, and I'm not a demon either. What I did just now was just a very basic ability in the cultivation world, called the technique of imitation, which is to grasp some of the special abilities of a creature by imitating a creature form."

"Oh?! In a sense, this ability seems to be invincible?" Chang Fei was so amazed that he wanted to steal his teacher.

Unexpectedly, Lu Libai glanced at him: "Do you think this ability is invincible? If it were really invincible, there wouldn't be so many animals dying at the hands of humans."

"It's impossible to imitate a creature [-]% by imitation. Even if it can simulate [-]% of the creature, the ability of the other party that can be mastered is incomplete."

As Lu Li said, he rubbed his arm subconsciously. Although the bleeding had stopped, the pain reminded her of the thrill just now.

Chang Fei carefully helped Xu Yiqing up, except for a casual sigh just now, now he is in no mood to continue to pursue the problem of the imitation technique just now.

"Okay, maybe the spell you mentioned is not as powerful as I imagined... So, why is Yiqing in a coma now?"

Regarding Chang Fei's jumping question and answer, Lu Li was stunned for a moment, and then answered: "Probably because of... motion sickness."

"Motion sickness?" Chang Fei looked around with a weird face.

"What are you looking for?" Lu Li was a little confused by Chang Fei's attitude.

"I'm looking for a car that can make Yiqing faint from motion sickness directly." Changfei replied solemnly.

After answering, he met the large stack of talisman papers in Lu Li's hand again, and raised his hands in surrender: "Sorry I was wrong, old driver, you won! Can you be gentler, I still have to support Yiqing Carrying a strange raider..."

"No one will do anything even if you put the sneak attacker on your hand..." Lu Li just proposed, and a gray shadow flew over: "Mine! This is my material!"

Chang Fei raised her hand very decisively, letting that dusty look go blank, looked at Lu Li again, and asked, "What did you just say?"

"...I'm saying, if the person in your hand continues to be thrown around by you like this, without waiting for him to be targeted by some strange person, he will probably die in your hands." Lu Li was very Smart and serious reminded Chang Fei.

"I hate it! I hate it! I hate it—you stinky kids are united to trick this old man! I'm going to fight with you!" Before Chang Fei could answer the girl's question, she was caught by the strange Dan from before. Xiu was entangled.

The muscular Danxiu who threw himself into the air suddenly grabbed Chang Fei's neck without the slightest preparation to move.

The opponent moved so abruptly that Chang Fei didn't even feel the changes in his own muscles and ligaments when the opponent moved. The opponent was completely violating the laws of nature and carrying out violent actions.

Fortunately, Chang Fei is a god, and he has been "closely touched" by an excellent sports car. His neck is strong enough. Apart from feeling like he is about to pass out from suffocation, Chang Fei can also throw the two people in his hand to Lu Li who is beside him, and kick them hard. The opponent has two feet.

Danxiu didn't expect Chang Fei to kick him so decisively, especially the place where the kick was so sensitive!

It doesn't matter if he gets kicked, but if he is kicked so hard that he can't make alchemy, where will he cry?

At the critical moment, Dan Xiu grabbed Chang Fei's ankle, spun around in mid-air, and threw it directly.

Chang Fei drew a perfect parabola in mathematics in mid-air, and turned around for three and a half weeks!it is good!Perfectly landed on...the ground?

"Woo..." Changfei's forehead was covered with cold sweat, and the movement that was originally steady on the ground was also skewed involuntarily.

"Hey, are you okay!" Lu Li supported one of the two who was thrown by Chang Fei like a sandbag, and the attacker had already fallen to the ground.

After all, when Chang Fei lost it just now, she threw Xu Yiqing into Lu Li's arms. When Lu Li asked, Chang Fei immediately looked over, and the pain before could not help but when he saw two big beauties sticking together, it became Weird and somewhat uncontrollable smirk: "Ah... ah... it's all right~ Seeing that you are all right, what can I do~"

"Idiot! Pay attention to your side! Do you want to die!" Lu Li didn't bother to think about what Chang Fei's expression meant, and had already yelled to remind him.

Chang Fei turned her head and was hit by the casserole-sized fist. Fortunately, the opponent's casserole-sized fist hit her chest...

He even dared to slam into that kind of fast-running sports car, and he was fine with just a fist!

Chang Fei was quite confident about this, but as he flew upside down, he heard the sound of bones breaking in his chest, and there was a sharp pain in his heart, Chang Fei began to regret it.

Oops, he really forgot that this is the world of comprehension just now, how can a casserole describe a fist as big as a casserole?Madan's is a diamond, right?

He was playing with boulders on his chest, but his chest was directly crushed by the stone!Another practitioner has already hung up!

"Pfft..." The blood in Changfei's mouth flowed out without money at all, Changfei's heart ached...he was not sure whether the blood-forming function of gods was stronger than that of humans, and he hadn't come into contact with anything with strong recovery ability before. Creatures or objects were hit in the chest this time, and it is unknown when they can recover.

Seeing that Changfei was hit, Lu Li didn't care about the two people on hand, Danxiu, who was as unpredictable as a lunatic, and a group of sneak attackers, and ran directly in the direction of Changfei.

"Little girl, die!" Danxiu obviously noticed Lu Li, and after hitting Chang Fei, he was complacent for less than two seconds, and rushed towards Lu Li.

Lu Li was really anxious and annoyed at the moment. Although she didn't have any special feelings for Chang Fei, but she got along with her all the time, so Lu Li sincerely regarded Chang Fei as a friend who didn't know him very well.

Although Lu Li doesn't have many friends...

At this moment, seeing that Chang Fei was knocked into the air by the fist that was clearly carrying a strong infuriating energy, and his life and death were unknown, how could Lu Li not be in a hurry?

But that Danxiu still wants to come and have fun and block her way, it is really intolerable!

Lu Li, who was so angry to the extreme, couldn't help turning his head sharply, and roared directly at Dan Xiu: "Go away! Old lunatic——!"

Danxiu, who was still rushing forward aggressively, stopped his steps and froze his expression. His originally hideous and terrifying expression suddenly became terrified. He screamed loudly: "Ji Liyue! Ji Liyue! No——don't, don't kill me, it's not my fault, it's not my fault, it's all requested by big brother, don't...don't come here! Don't come here, go Go! Go away! Their deaths have nothing to do with me! Go away—”

Danxiu's voice was broken, but he kept screaming, fell to the ground, waved his hands indiscriminately, and kept walking backwards trembling all over.

Danxiu's state of leaving attracted many good people, but when they saw the appearance of this Danxiu clearly, all of them changed their expressions and avoided it.

This scene clearly fell into Chang Fei's eyes, and Chang Fei couldn't figure it out - what the hell are cultivators afraid of lunatics now?

small theater:

Although Lu Li doesn't have many friends...

Lu Li: Changfei, can I kill Shangzhi?

Chang Fei: I was almost played to death by him, just kill him!

Shang Zhi: orz... I was wrong... It's not that Lu Li has no friends, at least he has Chang Fei...

Lu Li: ...

Chang Fei: Haha... Am I Lu Li's spiritual savior?

Lu Li: You all go to hell. . .

Shang Zhi & Chang Fei: Hey——