The anchor I met with turned out to be my student

Although I know that holding hands with elementary school students proves that I am ashamed and sad that I held hands with girls before college, but... what happened to Luo Yao, who was an elementary school student, Luo Yao at that time was better than many girls now Shui Ling is beautiful, wouldn't it be nice to be clinged to by a girl like a little princess like her day and night!

The most hateful thing is that even the most obedient and obedient Lu Xiaojun covered his mouth and laughed, and although Jiang Yanyi didn't laugh out loud out of respect for the idol, the smile on her face could hardly be held back ...

I wondered if this was really that funny. A lot of boys are dating paper people now, not to mention before going to college, and even after college, they may not have held hands with girls...

Finally, in order to save face, I couldn't help but said: "Xiaoxiaoxiao, why don't you laugh at yourself, one by one, which one is not single since mother and fetus? Have you held hands with boys before going to college? At least I have dated, you guys Have you dealt with it before? It’s a shame to laugh..."

I was stunned for a while, and there was no sound at the dining table. They all blushed and buried their heads to eat their own meals. I snorted softly and said, "Laugh, why don't you laugh anymore? I don't know why you are laughing at me. Before I went to college, I should Concentrate on studying, why do so many useless things? It's really..."

"I did!"

I looked in the direction of the voice, and it was Xu Lehan who raised his hand.

Could it be that this Dummy has been in love before?

I was very surprised and said: "Who is hungry?!"

"You're hungry, I was the one who held hands with the boys at the middle school party!"

"Puff!" I just said...

"Why do you laugh at me! Miss Ben wants to have breasts and looks, how can you say that so many times!" Xu Lehan said angrily.

"But you are stupid~"

"And I'm also a top-notch writer, and I won the No.1 award for newcomers!"

"But you are still stupid~"

"Aww!!" Xu Lehan gritted her teeth and looked at me.

I just ignored her and enjoyed my dinner leisurely.

Xu Lehan couldn't get enough of it, stood up and shouted: "You are openly questioning my charm! No, I must convince you to lose today. Come on, let's make a random phone call to a former classmate of the opposite sex in the address book or a friend, and then confess directly, and see what the other end of the phone says, how about the one who is accepted wins?"

Xu Lehan looked at me with her arms crossed, as if determined to win, not to mention being arrogant, I naturally said without cowardice: "Okay, the rewards and punishments must be agreed first, otherwise it will be boring."

Xu Lehan thought for a while and said: "If I win, you can lie down and bark like a dog in front of everyone present! It's the bark bark, not the bark bark bark!"

She gritted her teeth and barked like a dog just now...

But there is no doubt that this is a big game, it is related to the issue of dignity, and it is also related to the survival of the right to choose a spouse for at least ten years in the future.

"Okay, but if you lose, you will take off your underwear and panties and run around the villa twice in front of me. Of course, I will avoid watching it, dare you?"

"Why don't I dare! Are you first or me first?"

"I'll go first!" I didn't want to lose to her in momentum.

I took out my mobile phone and handed it to her, and said, "Just find someone of the opposite sex in the WeChat address book and call directly."

"What if I find your relative?"

"So what about my relatives, are you afraid?" When I thought that Xu Lehan dared to challenge me, I couldn't help but teach her a lesson, let her retreat in spite of difficulties, and see if she dares to fight against me in the future up.

"A relative is a relative, I'm not afraid if you call my dad!" Xu Lehan said as if he was going all out.

It's such a big game, not to mention, I was really bluffed by Xu Lehan's aura, I can't get off a tiger, and my relatives have to do it too.

At this moment, Luo Yao suddenly stopped her and said, "I don't agree with Brother Tusheng's confession to other girls!"

"I don't agree with my brother doing this either..." Hua Xinning and Luo Yao rarely stood in the united front.

"I, I don't agree either..." Lu Xiaojun weakly expressed his objection.

Right now, I was in a dilemma, but I heard Xu Lehan provocatively said: "Don't be afraid, my teacher Hua, if you have a step, hurry down, you dare to question my charm..."

I was successfully provoked by her to Faji Island. What Lu Xiaojun couldn't stop me from letting her take off her underwear and run around the villa. Regardless of the objections of other girls, I said resolutely: "Come here, don't talk nonsense."

Xu Lehan didn't hesitate to make a voice call for me. I glanced at the name on the phone, and it so happened that it was the girl whose skirt I lifted when I was in elementary school!Because the junior high school is also in the same school or even a class, there is a WeChat contact information.

The phone turned on the speaker, and while the voice phone was ringing, the other girls at the dining table were also staring at the phone nervously, all pricking up their ears to listen.

The phone rang four times and connected.

"Hello, Watson?"

"Ah, yes, it's been a long time since I contacted you, Mi Lan..." I quickly organized the words in my mind.

"Well, it's been a long time. The last time we contacted was at the junior high school reunion in the second year of high school, right?" Mi Lan didn't seem to remember the hatred in elementary school...

"Actually, I have something to tell you..."

"You say it."

So my breathing became tense unconsciously. Although I knew it was just a competition, it was a confession after all. It would be embarrassing to be rejected, especially in front of so many people... No, I can’t say that, because Luo Yao and Lu Xiaojun must be inclined to want to hear that I was rejected, after all, they confessed their love to me, and then they heard that I was accepted after confessing to others, it would be very disturbing, even if it was not true It's a game, so it can be seen that they are also nervously waiting for my next post.

"Actually, I have liked you since elementary school, but I have never dared to tell you..."

"Can I understand that you are confessing to me?"

"what……"

"So that's the case. No wonder you still lifted my skirt when I was in elementary school..."

Immediately, I was shocked, she still remembered this, it's over, I guess I'm going to be cold...

Sure enough, in the next second, Mi Lan said: "Thank you for liking me..."

After being issued a good person card, I immediately saw Xu Lehan's face full of complacency.

But soon, the pride on Xu Lehan's face disappeared instantly, because Mi Lan continued to say: "Actually, I like you very much too..."

(It's time to suppress the cloud again, has anyone ever not known that there is a girl in the class who likes him?)

195. Treat early and save

Not only me, everyone present was stunned, this girl whose skirt I lifted actually likes me!

But soon Mi Lan's voice came over the phone again: "Of course, don't get me wrong. I liked you when I was in elementary school, but you were so stupid at the time, you didn't understand my hints. Unfortunately, I often pretended I don’t know how to ask you math questions, and I invite you to drink in gym class... And you? I like to scare our girls with those stinky boys... One day, you suddenly came to lift my skirt, and you almost threw me I'm so pissed off..."

Immediately I felt mixed feelings, I didn’t know what to say, and I couldn’t say I was very happy, it was just a pity that the most beautiful girl in the class in elementary school also liked me at that time, but I was stupid and didn’t know, this kind of The feeling is beyond words...

In the end, I could only smile and say: "Yeah, I was too young and ignorant at the time. I thought it would be majestic to scare you girls and make you worship us boys. Now that I think about it, I feel stupid..."

Mi Lan on the other end of the phone giggled, and then said: "How about going out for a meal another day? It's good for old classmates to meet up and talk about the old days. It just made it clear what you just confessed to me..."

As soon as Mi Lan finished inviting me to dinner, I felt the temperature around me drop suddenly, which made me shiver.

I bit the bullet and replied: "Well, there is a chance to have a meal together."

"Then let's do it first, I still have things to do, bye."

As soon as the phone was hung up, Luo Yao looked at me with kind eyes.

"Brother Tusheng, are you going to meet that old friend!?"

I quickly said: "It's just a normal old classmate having a meal, and I will definitely invite other old classmates to join me... The confession is a lie after all, and I will definitely make it clear..."

"I didn't expect Lanlan to be your former classmate. It's a coincidence." Ye Zhi who was at the side said suddenly.

"You know Mi Lan?" I was a little surprised.

Ye Zhi nodded and said, "Lanlan is my classmate who went to university abroad, and they are all Huaguo students who are assigned to the same dormitory."

That's really a coincidence, but Mi Lan is the same age as me, and Ye Zhi is two years younger than me, how could they be classmates, and then I was the same, Ye Zhi and I were also classmates in college, and she called her at the class reunion It was only two years of undergraduate study and went directly to graduate school abroad.

But just now I heard Ye Zhi call Mi Lan Lanlan, which surprised me, because it shows that Mi Lan is a good friend of hers, otherwise she wouldn't call her so intimately, and Ye Zhi would have a good friend, Nature is amazing...

Of course, the most important thing has not been resolved yet, I turned my head to look at Xu Lehan, who was already not very confident, and said, "Well, this can be considered a successful confession, right?"

Xu Lehan shook his head and said in disbelief: "He liked you before, but he doesn't like you now, so it's not considered a success."

"That's fine, but it's better than simply being rejected or being issued a good person card? If you can't even compare to me later, how about you lose?"

Xu Lehan snorted lightly, and said disdainfully: "Forget it, if my mother steps out, who would refuse? They will only think oh~ happiness comes too fast like a tornado, you can't escape from the storm circle, I can't think about me..."

Seeing that Xu Lehan was about to start singing, I interrupted her directly and said, "Stop talking nonsense, just give me your phone."

Compared to the girls watching me nervously while I was on the phone, this time they all put down their work and picked up the sliced ​​watermelon on the dining table to watch while eating.

When Xu Lehan saw that they were ready to eat melons, she almost exploded and said, "You really are! Are you still good sisters? Help the evildoers!"

"That... Sister Lehan, you were the one who declared war on the initiative just now..." Jiang Yanyi weakly stood up for me.

Become isolated and helpless, Xu Lehan had no choice but to fight to the death, and gave me the phone without hesitation.

So I found a man surnamed Liao in the address book. The last time Xu Lehan's parents came to my office, I had the impression that this was Xu Lehan's mother's surname. On the voice call, Xu Lehan took the phone, glanced at it, was taken aback for a moment, but soon calmed down, not sure if it was just an act.

After calling three times, the other party answered the phone.

"Hello, is this Le Han? Why did you call me suddenly?"

The voice sounds relatively young, probably the same age.

"Third Brother... Do you think cousins ​​can fall in love?"

Oh, it turned out that it was really my cousin. I immediately picked up the watermelon and watched the show with the girls. Xu Lehan gave me a bitter look, as if she was blaming me for choosing her cousin, but this cannot Blame me, she said relatives are not afraid...

There was silence on the other end of the phone, and it took a while before he suddenly said, "Lehan, you must have read some weird novel, right?"

"No, no, I'm just asking third brother what you think..." Xu Lehan's expression became more and more embarrassing, and the more I looked at it, the happier I was.

The cousin quickly said: "Of course I don't agree, it's all about what, I really don't understand what the authors of those novels think..."

Xu Lehan became a little anxious, stopped beating around the bush, and said directly: "Actually, third brother, I have liked you since I was a child, I really like you very much, I like you so much!"

Just when I thought that cousin would reject her severely, I heard him say: "Le Han, are you sure you are serious? Didn't lie to me? Really didn't lie to me?"

When the topic changed, not only us melon eaters, but even Xu Lehan became surprised.

"Yes, yes, so you like me?"

My cousin was silent on the other side, and I was suddenly struck by a thunderbolt, no way, no way?Could it be that this cousin really hid his feelings for Le Han for so many years?Didn't I unintentionally lead to a love doomed to tragedy?

At this time, Hua Xinning pulled my hand and asked me in a low voice: "Brother, sister Le Han's cousin really likes sister Le Han, right?"

"I don't know..." I don't care about the bet anymore. What I care more about is that the plot in the novel happened to my students, which is too unbelievable.

"Then if you really like sister Lehan, will your brother bless them?" Hua Xinning asked again in a low voice.

blessing?I don't think I will, because the code of ethics often tells me that this is an immoral thing, yes, it is immoral, since it is immoral, why should I bless?I have not degenerated into an immoral person.

"I won't." I answered with certainty.

"Oh..." Hua Xinning replied softly.

While we were all anxiously waiting for the following, my cousin finally gave an answer.

"I just sent a message to your parents to tell them what happened just now. I think you are very likely to be poisoned by novels and urgently need psychiatrist treatment. I happen to have a classmate who is a psychiatrist. You can go to him to see it some other day. For a moment, believe me, my classmate is very professional, he has seen many patients like you, early treatment can save you..."

(Let’s do another update in the morning, ask for a monthly pass~)

196. Why do you apologize for Ye Zhi?

For a moment, laughter filled the entire living room, even Ye Zhi, who was always serious, couldn't help laughing, Xu Lehan seemed to be unbearable to our laughter, blushing, but he refused to lose to me like this, Continue to struggle and say: "Third brother, I'm not joking, have you forgotten that we were playing with mud by the river when you were together? At that time, the mud you squeezed was big and beautiful. That's when I gradually discovered that you are an interesting man , and then out of control since then..."

The cousin directly interrupted Xu Lehan and said: "Stop, stop, let me explain first, the one who played mud with you back then was your fourth brother, and I just stood aside and watched you foolishly..."

Xu Lehan quickly reacted and said: "At that time, I just thought you were very handsome when you stood aside and looked down at me playing mud with my fourth brother. Your eyes were three points cold, three points disdainful, and four points cold. That's cool! I've been hooked ever since..."

"Le Han, listen to what my cousin said, find a doctor quickly, get treatment as soon as possible, the sooner the better...Of course, if it's not because of your mental ability, but because you want to find a boyfriend to experience the feeling of dating after you go to college, I'll give you a call immediately." You arrange a partner in Shanghai. According to your conditions, you need to have a family background, a good appearance, and a personality... um... let's talk about the psychiatrist..."

Xu Lehan still didn't understand what his cousin meant, so he hung up the call angrily, but human nature is like this. Seeing Xu Lehan's angry look, we melon-eating people are happier, almost applauding...

In this way, the superior and inferior judged, I said: "How about it, are you still full of confidence in your own charm?"

Xu Lehan looked unwilling, and said through gritted teeth: "Don't be too complacent, if you hadn't called my cousin, you definitely wouldn't have won!"

"It doesn't matter if you say relative~"

"you!"

Just teach her a lesson, I don’t really want her to run around the villa with only her underwear left, and the wind blowing outside at night is still easy to catch cold, because it’s near the sea, even in late summer, it’s easy to catch cold. The sea breeze is still slightly cool, it would be bad if Xu Lehan really lighted up the cold.

So I didn't mention the punishment again, but Xu Lehan mentioned it himself: "I admit that I lost, and I also accept the punishment, but this doesn't mean that I am not attractive enough, it's just that I was opportunistic by you!"

I didn't want to embarrass her too much. After all, it was just a joking competition. If it was serious, it would look naive, so I said: "Yes, I remembered your mother's surname at the time, so I deliberately found a man with the surname Liao. Well, let’s count it as a tie, let’s forget about the punishment.”

At this moment, Xu Lehan's phone rang again. She glanced at the caller ID and said indifferently, "So it was my dad who called to ask questions."

Xu Lehan's father was really used to her, so when he saw her, his father called to question her confession just now, but there was no embarrassment in the matter.

So she quickly connected the phone.