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#355 - A hundred ways to write death
The game is difficult, but it's also really fun!
The dazzling clanging of the blacksmith's hammer is exhilarating and exciting, but the various ways to die and the constant suffering are also a great pleasure of the game, just like the saying goes, 'Pain and pleasure coexist!'
Players are never short of humor. Not long after "Sekiro" was released, a master made a MOD that could replace the "Death" character that appears on the head when dying in the game with "Noob" or "Freebie," making the death scene look full of comical colors.
Some video creators have also collected the death scenes of various streamers and made a collection of fancy deaths, full of laughs!
The video begins with Kuro's famous line: "Even if I am defeated once, I will risk my life to save my master. That is my ninja."
Fully expressing his trust in Wolf!
However, next.
Streamer A stood in front of a tunnel, his voice very helpless: "Every time you say, the next BOSS is difficult, the next BOSS is difficult. Ever since I started fighting that woman yesterday, I felt like she died inexplicably, and then I fought the big monkey, and they all cooled down after fighting three times. I work so hard running around the map every time, just to find an opponent? I want to ask a question, is this BOSS the strongest in the game?
If so, then I don't think I want to play anymore. Because the difficulty is not enough, I really think this BOSS difficulty is not enough. It's not me bragging, I can steadily pass his first stage. His moves are too easy to read."
"Hehe!"
"Little brother, you're getting cocky!"
"Slap in the face incoming!"
After bragging, he rushed into the burning Buddha hall from the tunnel. In front of him was Wolf's adoptive father, Owl.
Shuriken opening, swoosh!
Owl deflected it with a knife, bent over and rushed up, waving his long knife left and right, filling Wolf's posture bar in two seconds, making him unable to move.
"Bang!"
Between the slashes of the long knife, he also threw a firecracker, and Wolf lay directly on the ground in the huge roar and light.
Instant kill!
A bunch of "Noob" comments floated past.
"Smooth as silk, does it hurt, little brother?"
"Owl: It's not me bragging, watch me clear him without taking damage."
"Your dad is still your dad!"
Streamer B, standing on the roof, looked at the fat, sumo wrestler-like Hammer Bro wearing a loincloth below, very tangled: "I'm thinking about what to do, I can't beat him! I finally cleared these little soldiers! I'm afraid I'll have to redo it if I die!"
Later, a line was added to the Hammer Bro, mocking: "You coward!"
Streamer B was still hesitating: "Is there a Buddha statue nearby? I want to save the game first!"
"Do you want to be a coward for the rest of your life, or a true hero for five minutes?"
After hesitating for a long time, Wolf finally jumped from the roof and jumped in front of the Hammer Bro... missing the slash.
The distance was a full two body lengths!
With this missed slash, Streamer B also panicked and wanted to escape backwards, but the Hammer Bro had already raised the big hammer high and hammered it down, smashing him flat on the ground.
"Eat my hammer!"
"Freebie!"
"Hahahaha, sorry, only one second."
Monkey Mountain, Streamer C.
There is a group of monkeys here, chattering and screaming. The fur of ordinary monkeys is brown, and the fur of one of the leaders is white, and he is also holding two knives.
Streamer C cleaned up the little monkeys while jumping between the rocks to avoid the white monkey's attacks, and kept mocking: "Another monkey grandson of yours was killed by me, are you sad? Hey, another one, killing in front of you, are you sad or not?"
After cleaning up all the little monkeys, he finally singled out the white monkey.
The white monkey can not only stand up and slash, but also run and jump on all fours. When attacking, it flies up from a distance like a mantis, jumping down with two knives, and when retreating and dodging, it lies on the ground like a toad, jumping far away in two strokes.
Sometimes when dodging Wolf's swords, his body collapses bonelessly to the ground, and when he gets up, he wobbles greatly from side to side like a tumbler. His movements are extremely ghostly and agile, full of the cunning and wit of a beast.
Later, the streamer Monkey Bro's Tianjin-accented lines were used to dub the white monkey, without any sense of disharmony!
"Heh, you can't hurt my blood at all."
The white monkey spins and wields two knives, while flexibly jumping back: "Sao Sa Yi Di Kui! (Monkey language)"
"If you don't go up now, when will you! Ouch, damn it (getting beaten badly), three knives, three knives (counterattacking), swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh (frantically slashing left and right), go! Nie hehe~ This is just a chuachua."
Wolf was unable to move after being slashed by a series of violent attacks and lay directly on the ground.
The White Monkey Sword Saint is not famous for nothing!
"66666!"
"What do you mean, little brother?"
"Still not strong enough!"
"This wave is heavenly!"
Streamer D, the game starts, under the bridge crossbeam.
There is a monster here that looks like a mushroom at first glance, but it is actually a dwarf wearing a hat.
D just started playing the game and was not very familiar with the operation. He was slashed by the dwarf monster jumping up with a dagger. He wanted to jump and dodge, but jumped outside the crossbeam in a panic and fell off the bridge. He immediately screamed in panic: "Eh~~~~~"
Bia!
He fell into the shallow river under the bridge, his health bar almost bottoming out, but he was still alive!
Streamer D escaped from death. As soon as he stood up, he turned his head and saw a green lizard behind him, and immediately jumped up in fright!
"I was scared to death, what is this thing? Where did I fall?"
The lizard scurried around under Wolf's feet, and D became a little wary: "What are you doing? You won't attack me too, will you?"
Crunch!
The lizard suddenly opened its mouth and bit Wolf's butt!
Then quickly ran away, turned around and looked at Wolf, slowly kneeling down in the river.
"Hahahaha, this is too noob!"
"I'm dying of laughter, this is the first time I've seen someone bitten to death by a lizard!"
"Everything is within Wang Jian's calculations!"
The Falling Valley, which is covered with snow all year round, the elite monster Snake Eyes Shirahagi, countless players have died here!
Snake Eyes Shirahagi is wearing a brown cloak and holding an iron rod that looks like a rocket launcher in his hand. Some players said that fighting this elite monster feels more difficult than fighting Lady Butterfly!
Streamer E, went up to slash slash slash, but was blocked by Shirahagi waving the iron rod, and then suddenly raised the iron rod, "Bang" is a shot!
Wolf was shot in the chest in the air after jumping back, and half of his health bar was gone.
"I got up, I was killed in one shot, what's there to say?"
"WDNMD, is this really a freebie?"
E said calmly: "This kind of thing doesn't matter, I'll get through it sooner or later, I was just one knife away just now."
Flying to the Falling Valley, about to grapple to a tree, "Bang"!
Falling into the abyss.
The passionate BGM, Shirahagi's every shot is on the rhythm, the atmosphere is extremely exciting, like a kill compilation of a gunfight game!
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Wolf was sprayed down by Shirahagi's countless domineering shots in the air, dodging, and attacking!
"OH MY GODNESS!"
"OHHHHHHHH!"
"Crazy stepping on the beat!"
"I've been fighting this elite for two hours, and I still haven't beaten it!"
At the end of the video, a player commented: "Sekiro is released, crying with joy. Seeing the little monsters for the first time, fearless. Two Dragon Heritage lives, thinking invincible. Seeing the elites again, wanting to compete. Swords and shadows, crying and weeping. Spending money to buy sin, I am a fool. One last word, please remember everyone, Wang Jian, you motherfucker."
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