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#181 - Wang Xiaoju teaches you how to be a father
"Damn it! Failed even with a 50% success rate in blind dates!"
Wang Xiaoju regretfully slapped his mouse.
On the screen in front of him was a scene from the game "Chinese Parents", showing a lonely single dog with a resentful look after a failed blind date.
He then glanced at the time and was a little surprised.
Unknowingly, he seemed to have been playing for 4 hours.
Wang Xiaoju touched his wise and handsome chin, and couldn't help but smile.
He had material for the next video!
The content was interesting, with many optional routes, a high degree of freedom, and he could fully express his style.
The only regret was that this game didn't allow face customization.
He already had some inspiration for this video.
It was time for dinner, Wang Xiaoju hurriedly ate, thinking about the video while eating.
Back at the computer, he turned on the recording software and adjusted it, aiming the camera at his handsome face, and said seriously: "Hello, dear viewers..."
Recording complete! Start editing!
In the evening, he finally finished editing the video.
Wang Xiaoju watched it and couldn't help but laugh, feeling very satisfied.
This should be the best episode in his recent videos, and it will definitely make the audience happy!
He also worked on the cover, photoshopping the head of a happy baby onto a muscular man, and uploaded it!
...
Shortly after Wang Xiaoju uploaded it, the comments started to increase rapidly!
"6666666!"
"Xiaoju updated the video!"
"Prolific Ju!"
"The sow lowered her head in shame!"
"The cover is hilarious!"
"See Akajiang in!"
"Hahahahahahahaha"
"Wow, this video is an hour long, so satisfying!"
"Hey, isn't this 'Chinese Parents'?"
"Just saw 66 playing it live!"
"Finally waited for you!"
Wang Xiaoju snapped his fingers and said: "Hello, dear viewers, welcome to Wang Xiaoju's game commentary. Today we are playing a domestic indie game called 'Chinese Parents'. In the game, we will play a child, from birth to the college entrance examination."
"In this life's growth experience, we have to improve our abilities and also have early love..." Speaking of this, Wang Xiaoju couldn't pretend to be serious anymore and laughed, revealing a mouthful of white teeth, "We also have to coax our parents, in short, it's very hard."
Then he said confidently: "As a married man, I will tell you how to cultivate an excellent child."
The comments expressed deep suspicion about what he said: "A genius with all attributes at 5?"
"Isn't this a trash with a combat power of 5?"
"Yes, the intelligence is as high as 5, no problem!"
Wang Xiaoju started the game: "Well, we opened our eyes, this is the mother, she's quite good-looking, this father is a bit funny."
Seeing the funny picture of the doctor holding the baby on the cliff, the audience immediately recognized it.
"Isn't this the classic scene from The Lion King?"
"Simba?"
"This little thing looks quite unique."
"What species is this born from 23333"
"Oh my god, a potato has become a spirit."
Wang Xiaoju moved the mouse over the baby in the crib: "This thing is our child, there are six attributes here: IQ, EQ, physique, memory, imagination, and face, we'll talk about face later. So how do we improve our attributes? We have to dig into our brain, explore the potential of our body."
"Our parents now expect us to grow up healthy, so let's click on the physique brain hole more. Okay, done! Wow! Added 20 points to physique!"
The comments had already started laughing: "A brute????"
"Brute is booked!"
"A macho is born!"
"The birth of a macho!"
"Digging brain holes consumes action points, when action points are gone, you can arrange some activities. You can roll over, and clap hands with music. Roll over! Roll over! Roll over! Three more claps with music!"
Wang Xiaoju was about to click start, but then smacked his lips and thought for a while: "Forget it, clapping hands with music is useless, just do it as a formality, let's roll over more!"
"Arranged it for the child."
"Arranged clearly."
"Splash!"
"Somersault cloud is booked 233333"
Wang Xiaoju couldn't help but laugh again, but immediately returned to a serious look: "This itinerary may encounter some random events..."
"The salted fish turns over."
"The growth path of the sun knight."
"Macho rolling over rua"
In the second round, there was an additional expectation of "clever and smart", as well as several skills: walking, speaking, and patience.
"You can see, our parents expect us to be smarter, but I said before..." Wang Xiaoju moved the mouse over the expectations casually, his tone was a little hesitant, and then turned to disdain, "What's the use of intelligence!"
"Hahahahaha"
"What's the use of it 23333"
"Just be a brute!!"
Wang Xiaoju activated the skill: Talking nonsense in a serious manner!
He shook his fingers vigorously, his expression full of confidence, looking like a life mentor: "What all-round development of morality, intelligence, physique, art, and labor, I think this statement is wrong! Of course, all-round development can make you a better person, but we want to be an awesome person!"
"What is awesome? Awesome is to make one ability stronger than everyone else, I am the best! Since our physique is relatively high now, then developing physique is enough!"
"Be a brute, a brute doesn't need intelligence!"
"You started!"
"Ultimate creature!"
"I think it actually makes some sense?"
Wang Xiaoju clicked on the naming interface: "Let's take a name, the name represents the parents' expectations for the child, so let's call it..."
He typed a few times on the keyboard, and seriously entered the name.
Wang Daibi! (Wang Stupid)"
"Hahahahaha"
"God TM Wang Daibi!"
"Laughing to death!"
"Amazing!"
"File loss is booked!"
Wang Xiaoju started digging brain holes: "We have now decided to develop physique, so we only click on physique brain holes and comprehension, and don't click on anything else! Well... the comprehension is enough, learn to walk! See, we learned to walk at the age of one!"
"Don't roll over anymore!" He cleared the itinerary with a garbage-like disgusted tone, and quickly clicked on walking, "Walk walk walk walk walk!"
"Ripple walk!"
"Foot man is booked!"
In the next round, Wang Xiaoju's eyes lit up: "Wow! We can learn to run now!"
Digging brain holes: "Physique physique physique! Comprehension comprehension comprehension!"
Because the mouse was clicked too fast, he accidentally clicked on a memory.
Wang Xiaoju regretted it and scratched the back of his head, letting out a painful wail: "Ahhh! How did I accidentally click on a memory! This is a big loss!"
The comments were laughing non-stop.
"Big loss 2333"
"Big loss is okay."
"A brute doesn't need memory."
"He's two years old and still can't speak."
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