Tomb Raider: BBQ Angry Chicken

It turned out to be a group of wild monkeys. Seeing this description, Jiang Feng lost interest instantly.

If there is no reward for eating it, why eat it?

However, Luo Laowai on the side was shaking with his legs:"It's over, it's over, Master Jiang, it's really a corpse king, otherwise it's impossible to have hair all over the body, it's too scary"

"What the hell is a corpse king?"Jiang Feng rolled his eyes and said,"I really don't understand, Luo Laowai, how did you become the commander-in-chief?"

"This is a wild monkey."

After saying that, Jiang Feng took Luo Laowai's pistol and fired a shot into the air. Suddenly, the wild monkey was startled and ran away quickly, babbling non-stop.

"Damn, it really is a wild monkey!" Luo Laowai breathed a sigh of relief:"So, all the noise just now was caused by this bunch of wild monkeys?"

"That’s right!" Jiang Feng returned the hand to Luo Laowai and said coldly:"Let’s go. If we continue like this, we probably won’t be able to find the white ape until dark."

""All right!" Luo Laowai swallowed his saliva and followed Jiang Feng out of the bushes.

Everyone surrounded him instantly.

"Luo Shuai, what's the situation? Is that corpse king powerful?"

"Luo Shuai, are you okay?"

"Luo Shuai……"

""Go away!" Luo Laowai drove everyone away, as if he had forgotten the scene of almost peeing his pants just now, and scolded:"You bunch of stinky boys, I usually tell you to smoke less opium and visit less brothels, but you don't listen"

"I was actually frightened by a group of monkeys in the weeds today. It's really embarrassing for me." Luo Laowai was teaching his men a lesson while winking at Jiang Feng.

Jiang Feng certainly understood what he meant. I don't want you to be exposed, right?

Anyway, it doesn't matter, it's up to you.

When the group of soldiers heard that it was a wild monkey, they looked embarrassed.

"Luo Shuai, so it's not the corpse king? Those were wild monkeys?"

"Can I still deceive you? Can you learn more from our Master Jiang and stay calm when encountering things?"

"That’s it, that’s it!"

"That's it! Keep going, we'll find the white ape soon."

""It's done!"

After the misunderstanding just now, everyone stopped talking and continued to move forward with Jiang Feng.

Soon Jiang Feng found the location of the corpse king in his memory. Sure enough, the white ape was also here.

But it was pressed down by the heavy coffin and couldn't get up at all.

Jiang Feng activated the golden pupil.

Name: White Ape

Type: Ape

Growing Place: Forest

Suggestion: Stir-fry over high heat

Reward: Gold treasure chest

Jiang Feng looked at the instructions and licked his lips:"Finally found this thing"

"Luo Laowai, have your men lift the coffin and catch the white ape."

""All right!" Luo Laowai waved his hand and said,"Go get some strong men to lift the coffin away."

"Luo Shuai...will there be a corpse king in that coffin?"

Bang!

Luo Laowai kicked the man on the butt:"Fuck your grandma's corpse king, there are corpse kings everywhere, hurry up, don't delay Master Jiang's business."

""Yes!"

The four soldiers walked over reluctantly, but before they got close to the coffin, there was another huge noise in the weeds behind them.

Dozens of wild monkeys rushed out, holding stones in their hands.

It seemed that they didn't want the soldiers to get close to the coffin.

"Damn it!" Luo Shuai gnashed his teeth and said,"These wild monkeys are going to cause trouble?"

""The people in the pistol camp, get ready. If these wild monkeys dare to stop us, kill them immediately.""

Swish , swish, swish!"

Dozens of people immediately stepped forward and pointed their guns at the wild monkeys."

Yiyiya!"

The wild monkeys seemed angry, baring their teeth and grinning. They moved quickly and kept attacking the people here with the stones in their hands.

Because they were too fast, even with guns, they couldn't hit them. For a while, they were in a stalemate.

"Damn it, Master Jiang, what do you think we should do now?"We can't let a group of wild monkeys block the way for the meat that's right in front of us, right?

Jiang Feng thought about it, and suddenly an idea came to his mind. He said to Luo Laowai,"Tell your people to catch a few chickens immediately. The sooner the better."

"Master Jiang, why are we catching chickens? Aren't we going to eat the white ape? The chicken of this chicken is not as delicious as the white ape's." Luo Laowai said reluctantly.

Damn!

Did I cultivate a foodie?

Jiang Feng said unhappily:"Have you heard of killing a chicken in front of monkeys? Monkeys are afraid of blood. As long as we kill the chicken in front of them, they will leave."

Bang!

Luo Laowai clapped his hands:"Seconds, Master Jiang, you are really knowledgeable"

"Come on, catch ten chickens for me within half an hour, hurry up"

""Yes!"

Immediately, one of his men went to prepare it.

The next step was to wait. Half an hour later, ten chickens came back.

Jiang Feng immediately asked Luo Shuai's men to start killing the chickens.

Cluck, cluck!

A tragic cry sounded immediately, and there was blood. The monkeys seemed to be scared and couldn't help but cover their eyes.

"Luo Laowai, the pistol battalion, fired into the air to scare the monkeys away"

"OK!"

Luo Laowai waved his hand and said,"Pistol Battalion, shoot."

Bang bang bang!

As the gunshots rang out, the group of monkeys finally dared not to stay any longer and fled for their lives.