Tokyo Girlfriend Illustrated Book

Chapter 850 The gods are wrong, I have the final say

"The one who gets the best sign wins!"

Yamauchi Sakura laughed.

Yinglili, who had just thrown a ten-thousand-yuan bill into the donation box, was already nervous. When she heard this, she immediately complained dissatisfiedly:

"What do you think asking for a signature means?"

After hearing this, Sakura not only did not restrain herself, but instead smiled strangely and said:

"I heard a legend!

It is said that among the same group of people praying for blessings, only one lucky person will appear! And this lottery absorbs the good luck of others in the same industry, so others will have bad luck in the future! "

"What! This kind of thing is more urban legend than urban legend..."

Yinglili muttered, and then rushed to the eaves of the sign-requesting area, but unfortunately, the place was already full of people.

Nishimiya Glass smiled apologetically, then dropped a hundred-yuan coin into the coin slot, picked up the lottery tube and shook it twice.

The sound of bamboo sticks clashing came from the metal stick tube, as if the hands of gods were fiddling with fate.

"Pah——"

A yellow-brown bamboo stick fell on the table covered with red cloth, with the number "thirty-six" written with a brush on it.

If it were Hojo Kyosuke, when he saw Thirty-Six, he would immediately assume that it was Six-Six, and leave happily, and would never look at the specific God Lotus later. But Neon Man obviously didn't understand his humor, so Glass immediately started looking for the corresponding small box according to the number on the sign.

The layout of the lottery-seeking office is similar to that of a traditional Chinese medicine store. There is a coin slot and a lottery-seeking tube on a long table. Behind the table, there is a wall of boxes thirty to forty centimeters high, just like those containing traditional Chinese medicine. There are numbers written on the small box, and the god-controlling lottery is inside. After drawing the lottery, follow the numbers to find the corresponding box, and take out your own god-controlling lottery.

Nishimiya Glass whispered the number on the box. After searching for a while, he saw box No. 36. He opened the box and took out a small note.

"Let me see, let's see. Is it a good fortune?"

Ying Lili stood on tiptoes and stretched her head out, but she only saw "Chapter 36", which was covered by Glass with her palm.

"ah!"

The girl shouted nervously:

"It must be Daji! A good person like you, Glass, will definitely get Daji!"

Then she lowered her head and thought for a while, it's over, my good luck has been sucked away, if I had known, it would have come secretly last night...

After a while, when Nishimiya Glass was still studying what was written on the paper, Eiri raised her head and looked at her pitifully. Although she didn't speak, those puppy-like eyes were really hard to refuse. .

The girl shook her head helplessly, a smile appeared on her baby-fat face, and she held the upper and lower ends of the paper to show it.

"It's Zhongji~" she smiled.

A square was drawn on the white paper with black ink, and the signature and reconciliation words were written on it.

The top line reads "The thirty-sixth chapter is auspicious"

Then below, a five-character quatrain is written vertically from right to left: "There is a small joy in fortune, and there is a surplus from hard work. When love is together, the heart is at peace and less troublesome."

It is said to be a five-character quatrain, but it is actually more like a limerick, or a "Japanese song". Generally speaking, the omikuji in neon temples use Chinese poetry, while those in shrines use Japanese songs. But in fact, most of them are limericks. After all, almost all the signatures are ambiguous and used to convince people. Li Bai would never be able to write so many deceptive poems again.

The four lines of poetry were all written in Chinese characters, and Eiri, a poor student, could not fully recognize them. Fortunately, there were pseudonymous annotations next to them, so she could read them out with some difficulty.

People who are native Chinese speakers can know what the poem means just by looking at it, but Neon people are different. Even if they look at the explanation next to it, they still can't fully understand it. Some people may be wondering, why not just use neon poetry?

Bagaya Road, then wouldn’t the mystery of the shrines and temples be gone?

If it were easy to interpret destiny, it would be great to be a god!

After reciting it in a low voice, Eirili nodded pretending to be enlightened, then smiled and patted Nishimiya Glass on the shoulder and said happily:

"Nijiang, this means that you will make a fortune in the future, congratulations!"

This guy understood the phrase "work to gain a surplus" and thought, isn't this just the experience of playing games and killing monsters? It's okay if you keep making a profit, aren't you getting infinitely stronger? One hundred yuan a day, ten days is one thousand yuan, one hundred days is one million, one year is ten million...

Nishimiya Glass shook his head dumbfounded, put away the signature paper and went to find Sinology expert Hojo Kyosuke.

It wasn't that she couldn't understand, but she thought that if she got a good draw, she would be lucky at least at this moment. She had to let Kyousuke-kun also share in her good luck!

The girl happily ran up to Kyousuke-kun with her good fortune, and opened the paper like a child showing a certificate. Someone then touched his chin and pretended to recite it in Chinese, and finally concluded: "This is a very good lottery!"

Asking for a horoscope is like a zodiac sign test for personality, and it uses nothing more than principles like the Barnum effect. Ambiguous words allow everyone to find similarities in themselves.

Just like Glass, "There is a small joy in fortune, and there is a surplus from hard work. The love is in the same place, and the heart is at peace with less worries."

Any good luck? Isn’t it true that some people are unlucky all their lives? Something good will always happen. Profit from hard work? Come on, the convenience store boss doesn't dare to owe you a penny, so of course he will make a profit. Love is in the place of mutual support? We're all in love and can't get along? Or on the other hand, wouldn’t it be the same if we were in love for a long time? Peace of mind and less worries? Not to mention this sentence, even if the other party is an enlightened monk who has no desires or desires, you can still persuade him like this, let alone in a relationship.

Although he kept complaining in his heart, looking at the girl who was happy because she got a good lottery, Hojo Kyosuke still analyzed her seriously and combined it with reality.

"...What Yun Chengyou Xiaoxi said is that the character you are about to dub will make you famous in one fell swoop. This is all because of your unremitting efforts. This corresponds to the second half of the signature line. It is all thanks to your efforts. Nitrate!"

Nishimiya Glass nodded repeatedly when he heard this, and his mood became even better.

Hojo Kyosuke pointed to the God's fortune and continued to interpret it in a gentle voice: "Love is where we are together? Do you think, how many years have we known each other? You want to become a voice actor because you want to help me complete my work. Isn't this what we are?" Do they support each other and join hands?"

Speaking of this, he suddenly paused:

"As for the last sentence, I have to criticize you!"

When Nishimiya Glass heard this, the smile on his face immediately froze, and he raised his head blankly to look at Kyosuke-kun's face.

"What, what's wrong?" the girl asked nervously.

Hojo Kyosuke asked: "Ever since you signed the contract to dub "Neighbors, Neighbors," you've been feeling uneasy, right?"

"No...not very...just a little bit, really only a little bit!"

The girl raised her hand with a flattering smile, pinched her index finger and thumb together, and then let go a little.

"A little bit? Humph!"

Hojo Kyosuke sneered:

"Who is the person who runs to the office as soon as school is over? Who is the person who practices alone in the room until the early hours of the morning every night? Who is the person who asks for help from Qingsensenpai to practice together on weekends? Even the chance to go on vacation with everyone is gone. Who is the person who wants to give up and come to practice? Who is the person who writes three notepads for character analysis?

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

Nishimiya Glass covered her ears and screamed in a low voice, her cute little round face turned red with embarrassment.

It’s over, why did Kyousuke-kun know everything...

Ah... Really, I practiced hard not to disappoint Kyosuke-kun, but in the end, it made Kyosuke-kun worried...

The girl covered her ears and twisted her upper body from side to side. After a while, she whispered:

"So cunning..."

"What?" Hojo Kyousuke asked uncertainly.

"I said..."

Nishimiya Glass raised his head, looked directly at someone's face, and said angrily:

"Kyosuke-kun is so cunning!"

"ah?"

"Why do you know that I still practice every morning? Why do you know that I have written three character analysis books? Obviously I have asked Sakura to try and you will never be heard outside the door, and I have never taken out the notes at school. But...why do you know these things, Kyousuke-kun?”

As he spoke, Nishimiya Glass's voice gradually dropped, and his big brown eyes were covered with mist.

"Kyosuke-kun..."

"Obviously you need "peace of mind and less worries" more than I do. "

I am worried about whether I will disappoint Kyousuke-kun. Kyousuke-kun is worried about whether I value the performance too much, and whether I will be too disappointed after failure...

The girl pursed her lips.

"This sign..."

She raised the divine sign in her hand and said firmly:

"The first half is for Glass, and the second half is for Kyosuke-kun!"

Nishimiya Glass took Hojo Kyosuke's hand, carefully placed the signature paper inside, and then covered it with his little hand.

The girl said softly: "Just like Kyousuke-kun said, I have been working hard for three years to become a voice actor, although there are still many shortcomings compared to other seniors and classmates..."

"I think Ni-chan, you are completely more..."

"but!"

She interrupted.

"This society has never been fair."

She raised her other hand and touched the hearing aid in her ear. Her big, watery eyes became gentler, and her voice was as sweet as honey:

"Although I'm not as powerful as them, I have Kyosuke-kun who is the best in the world.

I don’t have the confidence to become Ichiban like Eiri, I just want to make the best work with Kyosuke-kun.

Love lies in being together..."

Having said this, the girl's eyes flickered, then a trace of determination flashed across her face, her tone instantly changed, and she used the voice of an anime heroine:

"If you and I join forces, we will be invincible!"

Hojo Kyousuke opened his mouth and was stunned.

When Nishimiya Glass was embarrassed and wanted to avoid looking at him, he laughed:

"Hahaha, okay, okay! Glass and I join hands and we are invincible!"

Best piece of work?

Doesn't the best work include Ichiban's original author, Ichiban's script, Ichiban's original painting, Ichiban's voice actor...?

Nijiang, your ambition is no less than that of Yinglili, right?

Picking up the omikuji in the palm of his hand, Hojo Kyousuke raised the thin piece of paper above his head and faced the bright sun.

Awesome, is this the power of gods?

Glass didn't want him to answer why he found her still practicing in the early morning, just like he couldn't say that he was tortured by Shiyu under the quilt until early in the morning before escaping back to the room. This is a work of pure love, it can’t be like that!

After a heart-to-heart talk, Nishimiya Glass felt that his voice acting skills had deepened.

He can say such shameful words in front of his beloved Hojo-kun, and he must have no problem reciting his lines in front of a director he doesn’t know at all!

Although there were a lot of things he wanted to say to Kyousuke-kun in his heart, Glass still said obediently that he was going to find his sister and mother. After all, there must be many people who want to find Kyousuke-kun to "resolve" the signature like him.

Hehe~~

"I'm going over there first~~"

Nishimiya Glass waved his hand and pointed at his mother and sister.

Hojo Kyousuke smiled and nodded. He had already seen Eiri coming over with a gloomy face.

Well, okay, needless to say, it’s definitely not a lucky draw. The guarantee is a bad one, but judging from the girl's face, it is undoubtedly a serious one.

Really, if you don’t have big breasts, you’re going to be big, right? Where is this bullshit god? You are the fusion of Izanagi and Izanami, so you give my little golden retriever such a human complement?

Yinglili walked over with a smile on her face, raised the paper and said coldly:

"Kyosuke, please tell me, what does it mean to be so evil?"

Hojo Kyosuke quickly glanced at the content on the paper: "The Eighth Great Evil"

The sign is: "I hope that if you use it, your family will be destroyed by fire. If you are in danger, you will lose all your wealth."

In his previous life, he scored nearly full marks in Chinese language in the college entrance examination, and he never deducted points in classical Chinese. He instantly interpreted the meaning of the poem. Although it was about a fire in his hometown that resulted in loss of fortune, both of these were false references. The fire in one's hometown means that the fire is so intense that one cannot take action. The loss of one's wealth refers to something as important as life.

So the meaning of the whole poem is: Even if you have a wish, you are just thinking about it in your heart, and you have not yet reached the point where you need to take action. A disaster like a house burning down, dangers coming one after another. Sad or dangerous things may continue to happen again. Because there is the possibility of losing something as important as life.

Hojo Kyosuke glanced at Eiri's stinky expression and felt that what he said really suited her... Although he put on a fighting posture on the first day he moved into Ruyi House, but now...

Every day I randomly pick up a combat target to hug, and then I either watch cartoons or drink Coke. It’s really not a happy life.

"Look, what does this mean?"

Yinglili asked as she poked the paper with her finger, not showing the piety she had when she made a wish before.

"Don't worry, don't worry, let me take a look."

Hojo Kyosuke smiled and took the paper, just when the girl was angrily trying to scold the chore to be serious and not laugh.

"Tear-"

Hojo Kyosuke's slender fingers pulled both sides of the paper and tore it in half neatly.

"The gods made a mistake, Yinglili, go and draw a new one."

"Huh???" (End of Chapter)

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