Tokyo Girlfriend Illustrated Book

"Its mouth is too sharp, pandas are all round."

Yukinoshita Yukino further explained the reason, saying that she was definitely not discriminating against dogs, but simply discriminating against Momotaro.

Momotaro's dog ears are very good and he heard it immediately. Dogs are creatures like this. If you ask it to do something serious, it will pretend to be deaf. If you praise it, it will pretend to be stupid. When you scold it, its ears will turn into radar.

"Hey woman! Do you know that we are also beautiful dogs, and we can't go anywhere without being complimented as cute?"

Momotaro, who was already drowsy, jumped up in anger and wanted to jump on Yukino.

The girl was so frightened that her face turned pale. Even though she kept telling herself, "Calm down Yukinoshita, you are not wearing indoor shoes, your shoes will not be stolen by dogs anymore", she still couldn't calm down because the ear on the other side Another voice said to her:

"You don't have shoes? Then it's time to steal clothes? Woof woof woof!"

Fortunately, Hojo Kyosuke quickly grasped the back of Momotaro's neck with quick eyes and hands. The puppy immediately stopped and floated in the air in a superman pose.

After the small interlude, everyone discussed their respective zoo experiences.

Sakura said that she was afraid of tigers when she was a child. Later, with the encouragement of Kyosuke, she finally plucked up the courage to face the tiger. She went to the zoo and shouted to the tiger through the glass wall, "I'm not afraid of you anymore!"

"...But it's a pity. I don't know whether it's because the sound insulation effect of the glass wall is too good or the tiger is too sleepy. In short, I tried my best and couldn't wake it up. It didn't even bother to move its ears."

The girl sighed and criticized:

"The tiger in the zoo has lost its vigilance as an animal. What if I pull out a machine gun from my pocket? I'm really worried for him."

Yinglili said...

Well, in short, they are all kinds of embarrassing and funny things. For the sake of your weight, it is better to just skip them.

The Miyamizu sisters have very similar views on animals:

"Deer? They are everywhere. Maybe they will come home and eat the flowers and plants in the yard. The taste is also very ordinary. Think about it. It is said that it can strengthen yang and nourish the kidneys, but it has not been eaten to the point of being endangered. Think about it. I also know it’s not delicious!”

As for other animals... In short, if we communicate with each other and eat them, maybe they will taste better, right?

However, Glass gave everyone a surprise. The girl could imitate the sounds of many animals.

"Meow~meow~~"

"roar--"

"Bojiboji~"

"..."

When Yukino expressed Sikouichi's emotion and asked how he practiced, Glass smiled shyly and whispered:

"Because if you imitate other people's speech, you will be disliked. But if you imitate animals, they won't react if you don't learn well. If you imitate very closely, they will come over in surprise, so I can know the progress of learning."

"..."

Yukinoshita's eyes swept over the faces of Glass and Sakura. She once again confirmed that Yamauchi Sakura was a source of pollution. Now even Glass has been taught to tell hell jokes. She asked such a question without any precautions.

Therefore, when Hojo Kyosuke excitedly wanted to talk about his zoo experience, Yukino had already announced the start of the next round of the game.

Oh, that's right, then don't blame me!

Although he had harsh words in his heart, he could only turn around angrily after being deprived of the right to draw cards.

Unsurprisingly, when the number of people who could see Yukinoshita's hand reached more than two-fifths of the total, she could not avoid being named in almost every round.

"Most annoying food?"

"Xue Xueye, what are you doing? Don't ask such a simple thing!"

Yangno complained dissatisfiedly: "As a senior, you should care about the XP of your juniors. You have no sense of being an elder at all!"

Yukino complained expressionlessly: "If everyone is as perverted as you, onee-sama, this world will truly be over."

No, no, no, in fact, what Yangno is talking about is indeed a qualified senior. After understanding the recipes of the juniors, he will use the older people's wider network to introduce suitable friends. Who wouldn't like such a senior? They are completely the pillars of society and the cornerstone of the country!

Hojo Kyosuke shook his head inwardly when he heard this. Just like an idiot like Hata Goro, if he directly said that he liked the female version of Kuroda Kaijin, then Kuroda could have introduced his sister to him.

At a party, Kuroda's sister shamelessly insisted on following her brother to get to know each other. At that time, Hojo had met each other, and his appearance was at least 40% similar to Kuroda's.

If he, the boss, had asked his subordinates their XP as seriously as Haruno...

No no no! Don't ask, you'll be annoyed to death by those idiots.

Hojo Kyousuke shook his head fiercely. He had obviously not had the slightest intention to help introduce a partner before, but Onizuka and the other idiots kept asking him for advice on how to pick up girls. If this is the beginning, maybe even the money for renting a house will have to be reimbursed by the organization. What kind of talk is that!

Sakura reminded kindly: "Yangno will be even happier when she hears you say she is perverted."

As soon as he finished speaking, Yang Nai raised his voice frivolously: "I'm very happy~~"

Yukino ignored her sister's crazy words very naturally, looked at Teacher Yukino seriously and suggested:

"Although it is the most normal behavior to rate food's likeability, I always feel that it is a bit unfair to certain foods. After all, their taste is fixed, and it is like being disliked because of different human taste sensations. , just like something some bad people would do.

Yes, they are just like those people who hide in dark corners and whisper bad things about people in a voice like a cockroach shaking its tentacles. It is said that being aloof and difficult to contact is a two-way street, isn't it? Why not first reflect on whether your communication skills are poor. Or conversely, if you make friends easily, will you be said to be easy to make friends with?

So even if I do have a preference for certain foods, I won’t express an explicit dislike for certain foods, because the food I hate may also be someone else’s favorite. It is the most basic justice not to evaluate other things based on your own subjective preferences.

Yukino-san can think about a question again. "

Xueno's eyes were stunned by what Xueno said, and his mouth opened slightly for a moment not knowing what to say.

Yinglili opened her mouth even more. She could talk about the disgusting food for half an hour without repeating it. If she expanded a little and added various cooking methods of those foods, she could go on and on!

In her eyes, Yukinoshita Yukino seemed to have turned into a blue flame frozen in transparent ice, beautiful, honest, and holy...

"Where's the toast that's three years out of date?"

Sakura suddenly spoke:

"The kind covered with white hyphae looks like something from an alien cave..."

Yukinoshita Yukino interrupted with a scream: "Yuck!"

"Hey~the problem is solved~"

Sakura laughed playfully and clapped her hands, indicating that she had taken off the cloak of the Justice Superman.

"Who would like that kind of thing? You'll definitely end up in the hospital after eating it, okay?"

Yukino shouted dissatisfied.

"That's not right. Most people wouldn't want to try that kind of food. Only you, Xiao Yukino, can think honestly."

The black-haired girl pouted and muttered something about not having a say if she didn't eat.

Game continues

“What is your longest-lasting interest?”

The question came from Yangno. It was a mild and outrageous question for anyone. It was almost like a question between lovers. But for Yukinoshita Yukino, it became very difficult.

Name: Yukinoshita Yukino

Disadvantages: Very poor physical fitness

How can I increase my physical fitness? Get physical exercise. What is the purpose of physical exercise? Learn and master the sport. If you have learned and quickly reached the level of an amateur player, do you still need to continue training? No.

This is Yukinoshita Yukino, the trouble that only belongs to geniuses. The growth of physical fitness requires training, but she can master it quickly with simple learning, so exercise loses its meaning and enters a vicious cycle.

Seeing Yukino getting entangled, Hojo Kyosuke kindly suggested:

"Alive! Tell Oyano that just being alive is already amazing. You who persisted in living for sixteen years are so amazing that you are even moved."

Yinglili had a flash of inspiration: "You can still breathe! You can also talk, and talking is also an interest! Look, aren't there people who don't like to talk? In other words, it is reasonable for interest to talk!"

Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu chuckled and teased:

"If you ask me, you probably work tirelessly to become a thorn in others' eyes? Persevere and be hated by others? Being able to do this should be regarded as an amazing perseverance, right?"

Yinglili retorted: "You are talking about yourself!"

This guy doesn't want anyone to say bad things about others. If Yukino talks about Kasumigaoka, she will also help, provided she has the courage to intervene in the battlefield.

Yukinoshita Yukino ignored the noise around her, frowning tightly and lost in thought.

The interest that lasts the longest?

What I insist on saying is reading, but saying so is obviously cunning. It is almost the same as what Eiri said about breathing. After all, even people who have never gone to school for a day still need to read every day.

Play the piano? In the empty apartment where she now lives, the piano is the most sentimental item. When she was tired from reading, she would play music for a while, but this was just for fun. There is no talk of perseverance at all, because her skills have not improved at all.

Finally, the black-haired girl raised her head and said seriously:

"Like cats!"

She looked at everyone with firm eyes:

“I insist on watching cat videos for at least an hour every day. Two-thirds of the space on my computer hard drive is stored with cat videos, and I will review them again every three months at most.

I have compiled a cat language system suitable for humans based on cats' pitch and volume and different scenarios. The current accuracy has reached 50%. As long as cats are in a good mood, they can accurately communicate with them. All the cats who have listened to me say that my cat language is very standard and they enjoy chatting with me, and they kindly invite me to bring my cat strips to chat with them next time.

As long as more than one-fifth of any cat's body parts are exposed, I can instantly identify its breed. If I can see the face and teeth, I can also tell its age within six months.

…”

Yukinoshita Yangno was stunned, what kind of mess is this.

My stupid sister, I want to remind you that whether you persist in reading the longest or like me, you are just imitating me. And doing housework and learning Aikido, even if you reach the same level as me in these things, you can't surpass me.

Thinking of this, the voice of her sister kept floating into Yang No's ears.

Suddenly, the corners of her mouth curled up.

But...

It seems to be different.

In the past, Yukino would not be so frank and swaggering to others about her love for cats, let alone the cat research that was like a child's dream.

She looked at Kasumigaoka, who made Eriri drink foot bath, looked at Nitsuko, who made Eriri call her mother, and looked at Xiaojing, who made Eriri say that she didn't want others to know the most... In that moment, she clearly felt the changes that her sister had undergone under the influence of everyone.

This game is really good~

Although I couldn't take off Yukino's clothes, hehehe.

Two minutes later, Momotaro, who had been hearing the meowing, started to whine impatiently. Yukinoshita Yukino, who was afraid that the other party would learn cat language and bully the kitten, stopped talking.

Eriri quietly pulled Hojo Kyosuke's sleeve and whispered, "I really believe that Yukino can now study the formula to calculate people's hearts. She is really amazing!"

This guy with an IQ at the average level of humans was deeply shocked by the research shown by Yukinoshita.

Hojo Kyosuke's mouth twitched, and he didn't tell her that Yukinoshita said at the beginning that the success rate of her language system was only 50%, which means that whether it is useful or not depends entirely on the mood of the cat. Besides, those animals that often get along with people have actually evolved into emotional creatures under the influence of humans. Rather than saying that the cat understood Yukinoshita's words, it is better to say that the cat felt her mood and did those things to make her happy.

The next round of the game started again

After picking up his cards, Hojo Kyosuke subconsciously looked at the glass behind Yukinoshita Yukino... glass...

Wash the motor!

Eye contact!

Looking at the pair of cold and clear light blue eyes, Hojo Kyosuke felt his whole body stiffen. Fortunately, Yukino did not embarrass him for too long. She just turned her eyes away and looked at Yangno, Yingliang, Mitsuha and others one by one, and then...

She turned her head and looked behind her, and saw her face on the glass cabinet.

But the reflection of herself seemed to be wearing a green wig and a red nose.

These guys...

She turned around and looked at the shameless people opposite in disbelief.

The miko, who had a higher moral bottom line than Hojo Kyosuke, Yingliang and Yangno, quickly turned her head and pretended not to see it.

Yukino turned her head and glanced at Eriri again. She finally understood why Eriri was so unlucky. (End of this chapter)