Tokyo Girlfriend Illustrated Book

"You won't reveal your secret if you start secretly."

"Everyone around me will look at me with envy. My friends will obediently offer me their hard-earned salary every day and beg me to introduce them to them."

"While being a salary thief, you can also admire the white and tender waist exposed by your girlfriend when she laughs and plays with her classmates who are also young and beautiful. Even if the people next to you notice lewd looks, you can still show your concern for the students. Mental health comes to pass.”

"The most important thing is that I don't have to spend separate money to buy JK uniforms because my girlfriend is a serious high school girl."

"I, Onizuka Eikichi, was 22 years old, unmarried, and died in pain after being exposed at night."

"This is the self-introduction I prepared. Brother Hojo, what do you think?"

After mumbling these words, Onizuka Eikichi suddenly shook his head and turned to look at his eldest brother and asked. He was also holding a fish that he had just caught in the sea and was eating it raw.

"GuluGulu——"

"By the way, the meat of this fish is so sweet. What kind of fish is it?"

He looked at the fishing consultant Ayukawa Hana next to him.

"It should be the white fish, right? This fish is very delicious when used to make soup."

Ayukawa Hana answered subconsciously, and then reacted suddenly:

"Wait, why can you actually catch fish?"

The girl's eyes widened suddenly. Onitsuka Eikichi's perverted remarks could not even shock her as much as this.

He jumped into the sea wearing a life jacket like a complete fool. Is it really like the other party said before that he turned into a giant bionic fish bait?

Hojo Kyosuke patted the platypus girl's shoulder. It was smooth and smooth. Although she was often exposed to the wind and sun, the girl's youth was invincible.

"Relax, that's what funny people are like. You can doubt his IQ, but don't doubt his work."

Ayukawa Hana, who had gradually integrated into the atmosphere, understood this sentence well, so she was no longer shocked, and just silently moved the ponytail, away from the pervert who fantasized about becoming a high school teacher and marrying a female high school student, and approached the freshman in high school. Hojo Kyosuke.

Onitsuka Eikichi didn't seem to notice at all. He tore off another large piece of fish meat with his sharp teeth and swallowed it while thinking:

"But after thinking about it, it seems a bit inappropriate to say this."

Ayukawa Hana said happily: "You finally realized that this idea is too perverted?"

"No, think about it. Female high school students generally prefer people who play music, right? So if you want to impress people the first time, you should say it like a flood."

Onizuka Eikichi frowned and muttered to his good brother Danma Ryuji, who was squatting side by side, for a while before bursting into laughter:

"Well, it's decided, let's put it this way."

"I am Onizuka Eikichi, 22 years old, unmarried. My specialty is that I can play rock music with the exhaust pipe of a motorcycle, and I can also belly dance while sitting on a motorcycle. If the audience is a 17-year-old female high school student, I can also perform electric discharge with my eyes. ”

"How about it? Miss Ayukawa, as an active female high school student, if you meet such an outstanding and handsome teacher, wouldn't you be able to help but want to date him?"

Ayukawa Hana's big dark blue eyes were full of disbelief, and she said with great disgust:

"Are you a pervert? I know the captain very well. Do you know what will happen if you offend a fisherman at sea? Or are you confident that you can swim faster than the Jasmine?"

"..."

"GuluGulu——"

Onizuka Eikichi threw the last fish head into his mouth, chewed it into pieces, turned around and asked with a smile:

"Chief, what do you think? As the most popular man among all the neon female high school students, you should be able to say something helpful to me, right? You don't want to see me, my dear subordinate, being alone all my life, right? "

"You guy...don't you have a girlfriend? Did the seawater pour into your head when you were in the sea just now?"

Hojo Kyosuke's expression is not very good. It's really embarrassing to have such a perverted subordinate. How about getting this guy drunk and leaving him on the embankment? Didn’t Hua just say that? Neon Every year, there are many idiots who forget the time while fishing and are drowned by the rising tide. Doesn’t Onizuka fit the bill?

"It's different!"

Onizuka muttered:

"Although Sweetie is very cute and has a good figure...but she is a female college student!"

"Only older uncles like female college students. A man with infinite energy like me should love high school girls wholeheartedly."

"..."

There was a black line hanging from Hojo Kyosuke's forehead. He was so broad-minded that even a female teacher could tolerate him, let alone a female college student. It could be said that he couldn't listen to Onizuka's discriminatory remarks. But thinking about it, there was a new friend sitting next to him. He didn't want to be misunderstood by the girl as a pervert like Onizuka, so he just said with a dark face:

"If Konno and Aisaka hear what you say, they will definitely fight you."

When I took those two people to Miki's restaurant for dinner for the first time, they were so envious that they almost cried.

"Look, look, it turns out that only older uncles will like it..."

"Plop-wow-"

Hojo Kyosuke kicked a certain pervert into the water with just one kick.

Just when Ayukawa Hana breathed a sigh of relief and wanted to cook a fish for sushi and enjoy it, Onizuka Eikichi appeared on the embankment like all funny characters, and spoke again with a serious face:

"There is another problem. If an adult male contacts and has a relationship with a female high school student, without the approval of a guardian or a marriage contract, he will be charged with lewdness. This is a very serious matter."

"Really or not?"

The platypus girl's eyes widened and she said in disbelief:

"You guys actually know the law?"

Onizuka smiled proudly: "Haha, please allow me to solemnly introduce to you, the strategist of the Rampant Angel, one-third of the boss's brain, the cunning fox, Kisaki Tetsuta! My brother has already mastered all the laws of Neon. What a genius! Otherwise, why do you think I haven’t gone to jail yet?”

"Asshole! Since you know it's illegal, why haven't you given up on such perverted ideas!?"

"NoNoNo! The law also says that as long as you are in a serious relationship, you can still marry a female high school student. The key lies in how to determine whether you are in a serious relationship and whether marriage is a prerequisite. This is very difficult to decide. After all, the only thing that can be determined is The standard is whether the consent of the guardian is obtained. But obviously, every parent’s first reaction after hearing that their daughter is dating their teacher is to call the police.”

As Onizuka Eikichi spoke, his face became darker and darker, and his tone became sad:

"The final result is that life is over. Not to mention female high school students, even the female teachers who work with me will become delusional! So it is obvious that Ayukawa-san, you do not fully understand the law. This is the difference between you and me. "

Ayukawa Hana listened dumbly, her pupils flashing, deeply shocked.

"Yingji, you have grown a lot in college!"

Hojo Kyosuke patted his subordinate's shoulder and sighed.

"yes."

Onizuka Eikichi sighed, then looked at his eldest brother with admiration and said in admiration:

"The more I know, the more I can appreciate the wisdom of my elder brother."

Just as someone was about to smile reservedly, he heard a pervert say again:

"Although there is a rule that male teachers cannot fall in love with female high school students, there is no rule that male high school students cannot fall in love with female teachers. Brother, you are a complete genius!"

"I heard before that you were not staying in Dongcheng in high school. I thought you were tired of not having a girl around you. I didn't expect that you had expanded your hunting scope to the entire universe!"

"..."

The corner of Ayukawa Hana's mouth twitched and she moved her little horse, away from these two people who were getting more and more uncomfortable.

Onitsuka Eikichi's face shone with wisdom, and he loudly announced his plan:

"Since it is not allowed by law for adult men to fall in love with female high school students, then I will get a college diploma before I reach adulthood and become a high school teacher!"

"Wow! You really have your Yingji!"

Danma Ryuji clapped his hands and looked at his good brother in shock. He didn't expect that there was such a solution.

"Haha, I finally thought of it!"

Onizuka Eikichi smiled sheepishly.

Ayukawa Hana didn't know when she sat next to Hojo Kyosuke and asked in a low voice:

"Well, Mr. Hojo, if I remember correctly, Mr. Onitsuka seems to have just graduated from high school and entered college, right? If a high school girl is so persistent? Why didn't she work hard in high school? Or maybe she is now in college? Isn’t it too late? Have any of my classmates heard of falling in love with college students?”

The girl finally escaped from Onizuka Eikichi's ideological trap and realized this huge blind spot.

Why do you have to risk breaking the law to do something like that? Why do you have to take advantage of legal loopholes even if you risk your life to graduate from college within a year? Why are you unwilling to take shortcuts when there are ready-made ones?

"..."

Can it still be like this?

This question instantly silenced Hojo Kyosuke. He recalled that Onizuka had already had this dream when he first met him in junior high school.

After thinking carefully, he got the answer.

Hmm... It seems that it was because Onizuka, a high school student, could not catch up with girls. Then he read the story of "F-kun" from an unknown pheasant magazine and learned that it is easy for high school teachers to catch up with female high school students. thing, so I have always regarded it as my lifelong pursuit.

So embarrassing...

You can't say this at all! Those who know know that Onitsuka Eikichi is an idiot, so they believe whatever others say. Those who don't know think that this guy is an incompetent Luther who can only rely on his more mature social experience to deceive female high school students.

After thinking for a while, Hojo Kyousuke said calmly:

"Onizuka, he has been thinking about how old he will be thirteen years from now since thirteen years ago. He is a far-sighted person."

Ayukawa Hana nodded and said thoughtfully: "That's it~"

"That's weird! Do you think I would say that?! Wouldn't it be better to add thirteen to my age!"

Hojo Kyosuke laughed loudly: "Actually, the truth is that that guy is an idiot. If you try to think about the logic of what he does, you will get nothing but a headache in the end."

While the two were chatting and joking, Onizuka over there had already finished his victory speech, and the surrounding members of the Rampage Angels all had admiration on their faces.

They walked up to Hojo Kyosuke together, bowed together and said:

"Chief! Please abolish that damn law immediately after becoming the emperor of Neon! Please!"

"I really appreciate you!"

"Thank you for your hard work!"

After bowing three times skillfully, a group of idiots stared at their boss with awkward eyes, expecting his answer.

"..."

Hojo Kyosuke felt his teeth ache. These idiots knew that it was impossible for them to complete college and become high school teachers before adulthood, so they took a different approach and set their sights on him?

"I have recorded everything that happened just now. Those who have girlfriends will send it to their girlfriends later, and those who don't will send it to their mothers. Now, disband!"

He waved his hand to signal the bastards to get out, and immediately caused a wailing.

The scene of the father's kindness and the son's filial piety made Ayukawa Hana laugh out loud.

There is no hope, these guys are really hopeless.

Hojo Kyosuke nodded, very sure.

In the end, everyone didn't go fishing all night. After drinking so much alcohol and jumping into the water to play for a long time, and then blowing the sea breeze, I'm afraid they will have to lie in bed until the national competition. Hata Goro and others will not allow the eldest brother to be monopolized by the baseball team. Maybe when they were drinking and making trouble, the guys like Tsuchiya were still training.

The few fish caught here and there were also made into sashimi by Hojo Kyosuke. As long as you are not afraid of parasites, fresh sea fish sliced ​​into crystal clear slices and added with various seasonings are really delicious. You can drink a can of beer with just one piece of fish.

Hojo Kyosuke's exquisite knife skills and exclusive dipping sauce caused the platypus girl to exclaim repeatedly, and kept saying that she must go fishing together again in the future, and she must not bring those big eaters.

After packing up the things and cleaning up the garbage on the offshore embankment, they filled two large bags. There was no way to deal with the sea, as it had been eaten up by fish long ago.

The pink boat Jasmine began to return to the seaside, and there were still a few live fish swimming in the box at the feet of Hojo Kyosuke. Don't get me wrong, they were not caught. He had never hung anything on his fishing rod except for the ghost mound. That was when he couldn't bear it anymore and asked the captain to cast the net to catch fish. You can't catch a fish once and not bring it back, or Mitsuha's father will laugh to death.

When he was on the boat, he sent a message to the chat group at home, but no one replied.

He knew that not everyone was asleep, because if no one told him, Yotsuba would definitely not sleep, and this loyal sister would definitely reply to him.

Then there was a problem, the girls must be planning something for him.

After landing, he gave all the fishing gear to Ayukawa Hana as a gift. Anyway, they would definitely not fish in the future, but swimming was fine. The hotel car was waiting there, and Xisaki could finally enjoy his top-notch hot spring hotel that cost 400,000 a night. I hope his eyes are still open.

Hojo Kyosuke also wandered towards Sakuraba-sou. The seaside at night is really suitable for a walk. (End of this chapter)