Tokyo Girlfriend Illustrated Book
Chapter 587 My sister is the cutest creature in the world
Night
Hikigaya Hachiman came home after finishing the club activities of the Kendo Club. He half-deadly shouted "I'm back", but got no response. As usual, my parents were not at home, but the lights in the living room were on, which meant that my sister was at home.
"Komachi?"
While shouting, he dragged his heavy feet into the living room and saw his sister lying on the sofa.
Hikigaya Komachi
My sister, as her name suggests, is like a small town. Although the economy is not developed, because we are together day and night, I only think she is cute instead of underdeveloped. But because we are together day and night, I can easily see through my disguise. Even if I am strong like Hachiman Bodhisattva outside, I will expose my most vulnerable side in front of her.
To be honest, my sister is like a backward hometown. Sometimes it can be annoying, but it always makes people feel at ease. People without a hometown are like Max coffee without a pull ring. They will spill out before they are drunk into their mouths, and they will also fall into various pollutants. It is simply unbearable. Similarly, a person without a sister is like Jesus without a cross, who can neither become a god nor be resurrected.
If you want to use a sentence to briefly describe the importance of a creature like a sister to the world, then I will tell you that this is totally wrong, and even the underlying logic is wrong. Because, it is not that the sister is important to the world, but that the world exists because of the existence of the sister!
In short, if there is no creature like a sister in this world, then this world might as well be destroyed.
And my sister, who has black medium-length hair, is 1.55 meters tall, but uses a pair of ultra-short shorts to create long legs, and is now lying on the sofa with headphones, eating cookies and reading magazines, is the best creature in the world. Of course, my sister is definitely the most advanced sister among the sisters, there is no doubt about this. Compared with other sisters in the world, my sister is definitely the cutest in the world. I have absolute confidence in this.
(Even if Minister Hojo is standing here, I will firmly defend Komachi's position in my heart, even if the Minister may not care at all and may find me disgusting. Of course, if Hojo-kun can be my brother, I will instantly surpass Komachi and become the best ultimate creature in the world, Hikigaya Hachiman's sister! I have absolute confidence in this. After all, my sister Komachi is the best sister in the world, and I have observed her for fifteen years. There is no doubt that I have sufficient experience in being a sister. I can easily discard the dross and take the essence to become the world's number one sister.)
But... Speaking of it, Minister Hojo also has a sister. I heard him and Yamauchi mentioned it several times in class today. It's great. Now Hojo-kun can also experience the beauty of a creature like a sister. His world is finally complete.
Thinking of this, Hikigaya Hachiman took the headphones off his sister's head and shouted again:
"Komachi-chan, I'm back."
The petite beautiful girl lying on the sofa raised her head, with a piece of brown cookie crumbs stuck to the corner of her mouth. The hair on her head shook as if it received a signal, and then she opened her mouth wide:
"Ah! Onii-chan, welcome back. Sorry, sorry, Komachi didn't hear it the first time. Oh, Komachi is really negligent."
As she spoke, Hikigaya Komachi gently hit her head with her hand and automatically dubbed boom~
Ah~~
I feel that all the fatigue in my body has disappeared~~
Hikigaya Hachiman groaned in his heart, walked around the sofa, threw his schoolbag on another sofa, and then sat at his sister's feet.
Oh, sorry, the wording is a bit strange, although it's not strange for a brother to be stepped on by his sister. After all, when you were a child, didn't you often lie on the ground and let Komachi step on you to pick fruits from the tree? So this kind of thing should be very common, right? Unfortunately, Komachi has grown up now and knows to take care of her brother's face, so she never does that again.
Woohoo, Komachi, my Komachi~~
Although his mental activities are very rich, Hikigaya Hachiman just sat in front of Komachi's outstretched legs.
"Komachi's feet are very clean!"
As if she noticed her brother's gaze, Hikigaya Komachi said cutely.
"It's okay if you want to wipe your feet with your brother's pants, because you are my favorite sister."
Hachiman said with a smile, and then carefully put the bamboo sword on the coffee table.
Komachi's eyes curved into a cute moon, and she opened her mouth and said quickly:
"Although Komachi doesn't love you, thank you, Onii-chan~~"
It's too much...
Hachiman turned his head, and the words only flashed in his mind. After all, how could his sister not love him! Then he turned around and was surprised to find that Komachi was not reading a magazine but a newspaper subscribed by his father.
"Eh? Komachi-chan, why aren't you reading those stupid magazines today?"
Hikigaya's face changed drastically as he spoke, and he was so nervous that it seemed as if the world was about to end. Damn, this is not good, is Komachi sick? !
This guy usually reads magazines developed by unscrupulous publishers specifically for smart female students, and teaches some extremely stupid things every day, such as that after waking up and making a video call with your boyfriend, you must not be messy and sloppy, as this will make your boyfriend dislike you, and you must put on makeup before answering the call, and then pretend to be a girl who is delicate even when sleeping.
For another example, the mobile phone pendant should not be a doll that looks very unconventional, but should be replaced by a Mr. Pan doll; disposable wet wipes should not be used, but hand towels prepared by yourself should be used, and folded neatly and placed in the bag; from behind When greeting your boyfriend, you should not directly tap him on the shoulder, but carefully poke him with your finger...
The magazine euphemistically said that these are things that increase women's power. This guy Komachi read it with gusto every day, nodding his head from time to time to express his deep sympathy.
After seeing Komachi's look of approval for the first time, Hikigaya was so scared that he died. He really died, his heart and soul died in an instant. Then I went to pick up my dear sister from school every day for two consecutive months. I finally felt relieved and was sure that my beloved sister had not been taken away and the world had not been destroyed.
Although the crisis was resolved, Hikigaya still scoffed at what the magazine said. Even if you are typing videos while sleeping, you must have neat makeup. The guy who wrote the article doesn’t understand boys at all! He's still willing to answer the phone when he's almost asleep. This alone is enough to give him full marks. What bastard would be dissatisfied! Boys are not the kind of greedy guys, you bastard!
Thinking back then, Hikigaya felt that the girl was the most polite person in the world just by receiving a string of ellipses after sending her confession message. After all, the other party did not put him on the blacklist, and revealed his most sincere thoughts to him. Such a girl, such a girl, woo woo woo...
As for Mr. Pan’s dolls, the advertising should be limited to a certain extent!
The most important thing is, do you know how wonderful it feels to be slapped on the shoulder by your beloved sister from behind? ? That slap felt like a super charger. Even Ultraman, who had already turned red, could be resurrected on the spot. Even Taro, who was killed by the volcano monster bird, could immediately jump up and fly around the galaxy three times!
That's not a rude greeting, it's an injection of soul! !
Fortunately, even though he was watching intently and nodding with interest, Komachi still slapped himself so hard every time that he staggered. It can be seen from this that although my sister reads stupid magazines, her brain is not polluted. But it's different now! Now Komachi-chan is actually watching her father's favorite "Japanese News"! ?
It’s impossible to read this kind of traditional newspaper. Komachi is in danger!
"Ah, Onii-chan, are you talking about "NONLO"? That Komachi has already finished reading it. You were bored waiting, and you happened to see an interesting title in the newspaper, so I just took a look."
Komachi said casually.
"What interesting title!?"
Hikigaya asked as if facing an enemy, is Komachi obsessed with stock trading? Or are you obsessed with watching politicians show off? It's hopeless, Komachi is already...no way! Can't give up on her! This is my favorite sister! ! !
"Show me!" He said with a stern face.
"Ah, Onii-chan looks like a nervous sister, Komachi is so touched!"
Komachi straightened up, held his little face with one hand and said movedly, and then immediately said excitedly:
“Komachi’s score is very high now~~”
Hachiman agrees with this point. He can feel his brother's concern and speak it frankly. This kind of intuitive feedback can only be compared to galgame!
but:
"Be serious, Komachi-chan, now is not the time for joking! Do you know that there are some things that will become unfortunate if you touch them!"
Both of his parents have high-paying professions. Even if he and Komachi become old people together, they can spend their lives happily relying only on their parents' annuity and savings, but if they get involved in stocks. Even if she is my favorite sister, I have to... No! Even if he wants to destroy the world, he will never give up on Komachi! Even if you have to kneel down to the president, you must delist the stocks that Komachi values !
"Huh? Komachi isn't looking at anything strange."
Komachi's face twisted.
Damn it, this guy really knows how to be a cute sister!
Seeing his sister's cute appearance, Hachiman felt unwilling to give in. He just felt that even if he had been observing her day and night for fifteen years, he would never be able to surpass Komachi-chan if he were his sister.
Also, it’s just because it’s you that I think you’re looking at something abnormal!
Fortunately, before Hikigaya could urge him again, Komachi had already handed over the newspaper and thoughtfully tapped the newspaper with his finger:
"That's it, Onii-chan, you might also be interested in it."
How is it possible? This thing full of ink smell should have been thrown into the trash can long ago. After all, we are already in the Internet age. Newspaper groups still control public opinion, which is completely a symbol of backward feudalism. I will be laughed at by netizens from other countries when I go out to surf the Internet.
How could I be interested...
Um? what happened?
Hikigaya's eyes changed, and he stared at the newspaper and quickly browsed it.
"Onii-chan, didn't you also deliver newspapers? Dad also said that you will definitely order the "Japanese News" in the future." Komachi came over, stood next to his brother and looked at the newspaper.
"Hmph! I'm not a man who will be bribed by small favors like that!"
Hikigaya was still reading the newspaper and said without looking back:
"Unless the "Children's News" is willing to recruit me and support me for life."
If he could join such a big company without working hard, Hikigaya would be willing to give up even his dream of becoming a housewife!
"Onii-chan always says stupid things like this."
Komachi sighed helplessly, and then said with a smile on his face:
"Even so, Komachi still loves you~~ Komachi scores very high now~"
That's right, minus the highest and the lowest, I'm willing to give a hundred points!
Hikigaya thought at the same time, it's worth mentioning that the highest score is one thousand points, even if the full score is only one hundred, I still want to give my sister a thousand points! The lowest score is of course one hundred, how could the most perfect sister in the world have a deduction?
"Sankei Shimbun"
Although he earned a lot of pocket money from this newspaper, Hikigaya didn't like this newspaper. The slogan is "a newspaper that doesn't avoid taboos, doesn't follow the crowd, and talks about the key points", but in fact, from this sentence, we can see that this is a newspaper that likes to exaggerate, alarmist, and fabricate to attract attention.
For example, the column he is reading now is the social and cultural news column.
The title was as shocking as ever - "The Disaster of Neon Literature"
A short article of one or two thousand words, with some characters repeatedly marked in bold and black - Hojo Kyosuke
Hikigaya clenched his fists and almost tore the newspaper to pieces after reading the content.
The writer was a man named Motohiro Matsumoto. There was a self-introduction in the small window next to him. He was a contracted writer for "Sankei Shimbun" and a frequent guest on Fuji TV, which is owned by Fuji Sankei Group. He also listed a bunch of books that Hikigaya had never heard of.
Well, it's a mad dog raised by the media to bite people.
Hikigaya nodded and understood. He has seen this kind of routine a lot. These newspapers and TV stations have some familiar writers and writers. The writers will write some articles from the perspective of the newspaper's position. The newspaper is of course happy to pay him royalties, and the two sides are in cahoots. This is why it is said that different newspapers subscribed at home may ruin a couple. The newspaper's output of its own position is equivalent to brainwashing.
That's why Hikigaya was so nervous when he saw Komachi reading the newspaper. It would be terrible if his cute sister became like his father.
Every time he went out with his sister, his mother would always worry about him and tell him to be careful, compared to his father who gave Fukuzawa Yukichi to Komachi but only gave him Noguchi Hideyo (one thousand).
The thin father's love and the strong mother's love always heal Hikigaya's heart that is about to break.
"I'm really worried about you. If you let Komachi get hurt, you will be killed by your father."
"..."
Yes, if it weren't for reading "Sankei Shimbun" every day, how could there be such a twisted father in the world? This is such an evil newspaper!
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