Time Travel Simulation: The Opening Villain Actually Married The Protagonist's Mother

[Ding, negative emotions +99+99+...]

Being called ignorant and ignorant by Xiao Ye, all the society ghosts were very angry.

But below, they were even angrier.

Because, Xiao Ye looked up at the sky at 45 degrees, with his nostrils facing them, and jokingly said: "That's right, you guys look like scumbags who haven't gone to school or have poor grades."

"No wonder you came out to mess around, tsk tsk..."

"By the way, do you know how to add and subtract within ten?"

"No way, no way, you are not even as good as three-year-old children in kindergarten."

"Could it be that you all slipped through the net of the legendary nine-year compulsory education, my God, incontinence, incontinence, I'm so fucking meow that I'm about to pee laughing."

...

Xiao Ye kept laughing at the group, his mouth was like a machine gun, and he didn't give them a chance to refute.

[Ding, negative emotions +999+999+...]

"Damn meow, I can't bear to throw you away, brothers copy the guy and fuck him..."

The ghostly boss of the Viper Gang's face exploded, and he roared out with the sound of draining the last trace of yin energy from his lungs.

All the ghosts took up their weapons and roared in unison: "Fuck you."

At this moment, they overcame their fear of ghost guns.

At this moment, they face the gun without fear.

At this moment, they are not a ghost fighting.

At this moment, they are all social ghosts being ridiculed.

They gambled on the glory and dignity of being a weirdo on the road.

They want to get rid of this hateful human being who dares to mock them, and tell him that the ghosts of society should not be humiliated.

Go, kill.

They want to prove to Xiao Ye that the ghosts have nothing to fear.

Click! Click!

There were a few more sounds of pulling the bolt of the gun, and Xiao Ye freed up one hand, five arms, and five guns to aim at them in unison.

"What did you just say? I didn't hear clearly. Can you say it again?"

Xiao Ye leisurely picked out his ears with his last hand, and asked with a smile.

A gust of coolness instantly extinguished everyone's blood.

[Ding, negative emotions +99+99+...]

The social ghosts stood there dumbfounded, scolding their mothers in their hearts.

What a fucking bully.

It doesn't matter if you have a gun that can fight ghosts, but you can take out five guns at once.

Five, and three charges, they only have a total of thirteen ghosts in the Viper Gang.

Li Gui also assisted the master and Fatty.

And they couldn't bear it.

What else can I do if I replace them with these weak and pitiful ghost-level weirdos?

For a moment, all the ghosts backed away, leaving the gang leader and a ghost to face it alone.

Ghost boss ∑(o_o;)l.

"You unscrupulous bastards." Viper Gang

Biqu library

The gang leader cursed angrily.

[Ding, the ghost boss of the Viper Gang has negative emotions +666]

Xiao Ye looked at the ghost boss with a smile: "Yo, this dear ghost brother, standing so prominently, do you want to rush to answer?"

"Come on, come and answer, what did you just say?"

"That's a good answer. There are peanuts to eat." Xiao Ye jokingly smiled, the five guns shook, and the sound of metal rubbing was extremely loud.

The ghost boss was flustered, but his expression was unyielding, "Young man, I advise you not to be too arrogant."

"If you are not arrogant, you can still be called a young man?"

Hearing this, Xiao Ye couldn't help but say Huaqiang's quotations.

Sure enough, very cool.

"Where are you talking so much nonsense, don't say it, don't say that I invited you to eat peanuts."

[Negative emotion +100]

"Young human being, don't bully ghosts too much, I really can't do anything to you."

The ghost boss was in a hurry, and the boa constrictor with the broken tattoo grew back, becoming thicker and longer.

It looks bluffing.

However, Xiao Ye could clearly feel the ghost boss' aura drop.

In other words, it's...he's lying.

The part hit by the special restraint of the strange bullet will really be necrotic.

If you want to repair it, you need to consume ghost energy and soul power.

Otherwise, it would be too buggy to be able to recover infinitely without cost.

Is everyone really a protagonist?

"Well, I respect you." Xiao Ye suddenly sighed.

The ghost boss breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that Xiao Ye was afraid, so he said, "Young man, you..."

bang bang!

Da da da!

Under the dense barrage, the ghost boss dances lightly, ▄︻┻┳═ one ∵∴∷:∵Σ(′??｀*)ノ, and then ▄︻┻┳═one∵∴∷:∵Σ╰( ￣▽￣)╭.

In the end, the power was exhausted, and a generation of underworld legends turned into flesh and blood fireworks with a bang.

After a while, it turned into black smoke and disappeared.

"Ding, you killed the leader of the gang you belonged to, which complies with the rules of the underworld game. You have become the leader of the Viper Gang."

Sure enough, social ghosts are easy to bully.

There are no other dungeons or role restrictions at all. Killing the ghost boss who issued the task will not only have nothing to do, but can also be promoted.

What a great place, I love it so much.

Suppressing the smile in his heart, Xiao Ye said calmly, "I respect you and don't bully you, so I can only ask you to die."

All the ghosts were shocked when they heard the words, their legs became weak and they almost ran away.

[Ding, negative emotions +999]

"Fatty, why are your pants wet?"

Sensing that the smell around him was not right, Xiao Ye turned around and noticed

Fatty Li Gui, who had been hacked by himself for a long time, was dripping with cold sweat, and large red marks spread rapidly under his feet.

Can even ghosts pee their pants?

Xiao Ye was very curious, looking at his eyes full of thirst for knowledge.

He seemed to be infected by Huang Tianren.

I want to dissect a ghost to find out.

The big fat ghost was horrified, and quickly denied:

"No, I was just overwhelmed by Boss Xiao's unparalleled heroism. When I saw you, my blood boiled and I couldn't help but sweat with admiration."

"Is that so? You really didn't pee your pants?" Xiao Ye smiled and held a pistol, pointing: "Bad boys who don't tell the truth will be punished."

[Ding, negative emotions +99]

Fatty's legs tightened, and a flattering smile appeared on his rotten fat face: "Boss Xiao has a good eye, and he can tell at a glance that I peed my pants. I'm tall, really tall."

All the ghosts (?⊿?)?, why didn't I see that you old boy is so flattering before.

"Damn it, let him take the lead."

So one by one also imitated Fatty, with shy smiles on their faces, and congratulated each other:

"Congratulations to brother Xiao, you have been honored as the leader of the clan."

"The first time I saw you, I felt that you were not a thing in the pool, and now it really came true."

"The former gang leader Hu She, he is a bastard. He bullies passers-by all day long and molests good female ghosts. We have long disliked him."

"Fortunately, Brother Xiao killed him, he was doing harm to the people."

"Yes, to eliminate harm for the people, to have a good time."

...

In addition to flattery, there are younger brothers who belittle the former gang leader.

Let Xiao Ye feel the cruelty of the underworld, it is really ruthless.

The TV dramas are all deceptive.

These gangsters are not only disrespectful, they are also very good at flattering, which really wiped out the compulsion of the weird society.

But there was a sentence in it that made Xiao Ye's expression change, "Wait, what did you just say, Hu Snake is still molesting a decent female ghost?"

"Yes, the former gang leader was extremely lecherous. I don't know how many female ghosts from good families have been harmed... Sora Shenjing, Yui of Pineapple, and Laura the deaf...all of them were ruined by his murderous hands."

The corner of Xiao Ye's mouth twitched, as if he had never watched an island romance movie.

This is too hard for licking.

Without you, Hu Snake is really unlucky.

"Actually, I also like female ghosts." Xiao Ye's expression darkened suddenly.

[Ding, Viper Gang yellow-haired negative emotions +99]

"..."

"The boss is wise, for young talents like you, being able to fall in love with them is a blessing they have cultivated in several lifetimes."

Xiao Ye: "..."

Is it such a double standard?

By the way, your last name is Tang, right?